IRC Chat #1944

Would you like Fries with that Warranty?

[23:48] *** Thu Oct 23 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[23:48] *** Topic is - Cue the Denis Leary song here -
[23:48] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Thu Oct 23 23:48 2008
[23:49] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL you know what the most AWESOME thing about 'Taru working at that store is
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> What
[23:49] <@SpeedRcrX> well customer service is their big thing, right
[23:50] <@SpeedRcrX> so they have to approach each customer and say "can i help you sir / ma'am"
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> ...
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> So every time you show up she has to call you "sir"
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> ..AND
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> AND AND AND
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> She has to put up with whatever bulls[BLEEP]t I as the customer demand! It's AWESOME!
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHA
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> I think I am in the mood for consumer electronics at the lowest possible price point
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> I will go and demand she find me a new 486 computer!
[23:53] <@SpeedRcrX> And dude, she HAS to offer you extended warranties. She gets in deep s[BLEEP]t if she can't Sell them. so tell her you're gonna get one, then cancel at the register AHAAHAHAH
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> LOL this will be great

[07:34] * FireFly_9 reads the IRC log from last night
[07:34] <FireFly_9> I hate my life.
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IRC Chat #1943

Omedet--oh my GAWD

[08:59] *** Wed Oct 22 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[08:59] *** Topic is - Happy Birthday Minako-chan! -
[08:59] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Wed Oct 22 08:59 2008
[09:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So then he plugged into my USB port and uploaded for hours ♡
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Wonderful.
[09:00] <FireFly_9> How does it feel, being 30?
[09:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V doesn't feel any different than being 18 <_<
[09:01] <FireFly_9> That speaks volumes.
[09:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Baka
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're only as old as the inverse proportion of people who want to feel you up!!
[09:02] * FireFly_9 goes to correct you, but has no idea if you made a mistake or not :O
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> :P
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> But Mako-chan and I are fighting again
[09:03] <Reverend_H> Sexy fights with whipped cream, yo?
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Go away, hentaiyaro :P
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No, she thought it would be fun to take me to a hypnotist for my birthday :P
[09:04] <FireFly_9> What, did she have you on stage clucking like a chicken?
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> but the hypnotist dug up a horrible memory ><
[09:05] <Reverend_H> What when your bust size was smaller than hers
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> GO AWAY BA[BLEEP]RD
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No, it was my sixth birthday...
[09:06] * FireFly_9 can't ever imagine you being that young
[09:06] <Reverend_H> I bet Tuxedo Kamen could, yo
[09:06] * [gTV]C'est_la_V shudders
[09:06] <FireFly_9> Elios do you ever have anything productive to add?
[09:07] <Reverend_H> my [BLEEP] up your [BLEEP], yo
[09:07] *** @spiritflame has kicked Reverend_H from #suburbansenshi REASON: (enough out of you)
[09:07] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:07] <+Luna-P> y0 Reverend_H *** Happy Birthday, Aino Minako!!
[09:07] <Reverend_H> YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OUT OF ME YO
[09:07] <@spiritflame> :/
[09:09] *** @spiritflame has kicked Reverend_H from #suburbansenshi REASON: (a dripping faucet / the tiny little weak splurts / her laughter at night)
[09:10] <FireFly_9> rei.bot-san that image isn't helping ><
[09:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AHAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
[09:10] <FireFly_9> glad to see someone is amused :P
[09:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Anyway she dug up this horrible memory

[09:11] <FireFly_9> o_o
[09:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, and now I can't eat butter anymore or look at frosting properly
[09:11] <FireFly_9> What. the. HELL. Sempai?
[09:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The hypnotist said it might just be images i picked up from TV gelling like Magellan in my subconscious but I don't know ><
[09:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Now the fast food places frighten me
[09:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> And Motoki-san works for McDonald's now, and Mako-chan likes him but all i can think of is the stalking and and
[09:13] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[09:13] <FireFly_9> Good grief.
[09:14] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:14] <+Luna-P> y0 Mizunomics01 *** Happy Birthday, Aino Minako!!
[09:15] <Mizunomics01> Christian Chandler removed all the pictures of me from his homepage :/
[09:15] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:15] <FireFly_9> Are you being dumped?
[09:15] <Mizunomics01> ...
[09:16] <FireFly_9> Sorry that was terribly untactful of me, I blame dealing with Minako-sempai ><
[09:16] <Mizunomics01> - I had better not be -
[09:16] <FireFly_9> ..Ami-san?
[09:16] <Mizunomics01> With the fall of my commercial empire, this would be the last thing I need
[09:17] * Mizunomics01 is away: I won't allow it.
[09:17] <FireFly_9> You won't... what?
[09:17] * FireFly_9 shivers, what?
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> HAH I can smell the evil oozing from her pores now
[09:17] * // J_Daito // had deleted the pictures from the Sonichu site
[09:18] <FireFly_9> ... Jedite, WHY?
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> Because I'm beginning to see what Nephlite did when he initiated "project: DARKURY".
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> That little seed of evil he stuck into her...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> I'm going to make it grow...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> I want to see just what this water baby can do...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[09:19] * FireFly_9 headsmacks
[09:19] <FireFly_9> That's like the time you tried to turn me into Mistress 9 just because I was more shapely.
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Yes, whatever the hell HAPPENED to that.
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Why are you flat as a board again
[09:20] <FireFly_9> If I was able to punch you right now I would.
[09:20] * FireFly_9 is away
[09:20] <// J_Daito //> It's a legitimate question :P
[09:20] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (F[BLEEP]k you)
[09:21] <// J_Daito //> I'M NOT THE ONE MICHAEL JACKSON MISTAKENLY KIDNAPPED THINKING SHE WAS A BOY OK
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IRC Chat #1942

Waiting fer Who? Rocketman DOLEMITE, MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!

[05:19] *** Tue Oct 21 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[05:19] *** Topic is - Late Night, Space flight -
[05:19] *** Set by on Tue Oct 21 05:19 2008
[05:19] <Mdm_Maestro> I think I am going slowly insane
[05:20] <// J_Daito //> What's wrong, Kaioh? Finally managed to taste what your cooking is really like?
[05:20] <Mdm_Maestro> I should smack you.
[05:20] <Mdm_Maestro> But no, it's because Haruka has found a "new" MP3, and she will not stop playing it.
[05:21] <// J_Daito //> Oh really?
[05:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Well as we are in Canada, she decided to soak up the local culture.
[05:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Thus, she began to research Canadian heroes and found this recording of William Shatner 'singing' Rocketman
[05:23] * // J_Daito // clicks download
[05:23] * // J_Daito // will have the file in 56 minutes
[05:23] <Mdm_Maestro> ... What speed is your internet at? Never mind.
[05:26] <// J_Daito //> 14.4 kbps should eb good enough for anyone
[05:26] <Mdm_Maestro> It isn't dear. It really isn't.
[05:26] * // J_Daito // is away: bbl lagging
[05:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Good lord.
[05:26] * Mdm_Maestro covers her ears, she can't get this song out of her head
[05:27] <GERMATOID> WITHOUT SEEING THE VIDEO YOU ARE MISSING HALF THE EXPERIENCE

[05:30] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[05:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Something inside me has broken
[05:31] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[05:31] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[05:31] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[05:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do you guys have to s[BLEEP]t on rocketman
[05:31] * @SpeedRcrX is depressed
[05:31] <Mdm_Maestro> you were happy enough a few minutes ago singing along to that horror
[05:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Man dolemite is dead
[05:32] <GERMATOID> ...
[05:32] <Mdm_Maestro> who?
[05:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Rudy Ray Moore, a comedian who camw up with Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor, he played Dolemite, an unusually well-spoken superpimp in the 70s
[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> I'd just found out about his work like 2 months ago but never got around to watching any of his movies
[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> WARNING THIS NEXT LINK HAS SOME NUDITY AND CURSING DO NOT WATCH AT WORK
[05:36] <// J_Daito //> LOL so Goth no Senshi can't watch it from Staples

[05:36] <Reverend_H> DOLEMITE BE DEAD?!
[05:37] <Reverend_H> F[BLEEP]K, yo, he be my god damn HERO
[05:37] <Mdm_Maestro> Why am I not surprised.
[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway I found out he did a movie called Shaolin Dolemite that he did which I have just got to see
[05:40] <GERMATOID> IT'S ON YOUTUBE SO WE MAY QUEUE IT UP AND WATCH IT IN THE GINGAPLEX
[05:41] <Reverend_H> That s[BLEEP]t look wicked awesome, yo
[05:43] <Reverend_H> I found a trailer yo
[05:43] <Reverend_H> Brief nudities warning' an s[BLEEP]t
[05:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Make that s[BLEEP]t red so we don't get sued okay :P
[05:43] <Reverend_H> f[BLEEP]ker
[05:44] <Reverend_H> BRIEF NUDITIES WARNING, YO
[05:44] <@SpeedRcrX> :P

[05:44] <GERMATOID> WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO SEE THIS! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
[05:44] *** Tue Oct 21 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

IRC Chat #1941

Reminder of Ruminations Past

[11:06] *** Mon Oct 20 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[11:06] *** Topic is - Tangents! WOOOOO! -
[11:06] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Mon Oct 20 11:06 2008
[08:39] * Yaijinden is listening to: The Beginning is the End is the Beginning - Smashing Pumpkins.mp3 [by memory kbps]
[10:06] *** @Wolfwood [Visions_Of_Gandhi@Highroad.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:06] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[10:06] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[10:07] * Yaijinden waves
[10:07] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:07] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:07] <+Luna-P> y0 @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wheeee~
[10:08] * @Sakura Xadium Aino has a few minutes before obligations call her away
[10:08] * Yaijinden also waves
[10:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wolfykins, Yai-guy!
[10:09] <@Wolfwood> Hey Time Gal
[10:09] <Yaijinden> Sa ♫ ku ♫ ra ♫
[10:09] <@Wolfwood> Also, hello Yai
[10:09] * @Sakura Xadium Aino double-waves and flashes a Bene Gesserit gangsign
[10:09] * Yaijinden does a jig before the compulsion passes and he corrects the autonomous reaction
[10:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yai ♫ jy ♫ wai ♫ jy ♫
[10:10] <@Wolfwood> heh
[10:10] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sits carefully on Venus Sofa and places the sheathed Arataka across her knees.
[10:11] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So how's tricks in this corner of the multiverse?
[10:11] <@Wolfwood> Allright considering.
[10:11] <Yaijinden> Much as you left them whenever you left them. Bit my tongue clear through while I let others handle the terrible things they like to.
[10:12] <@Wolfwood> Hope to open my restraunt by the end of the year.
[10:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've stopped handlign terrible things for a while. Paperwork.
[10:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But i'm trying to get back into the groove...
[10:12] <Yaijinden> Mmm, paperwork.
[10:12] <Yaijinden> Mmm, better, groove.
[10:12] <@Wolfwood> Paperwork is evil.
[10:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Groovy paperwork would be okay but I haven't' had that in centuries.
[10:13] <Yaijinden> Paperwork is hilarious for reasons that shouldn't be so funny.
[10:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Are you tormenting students by marking up their essays with blood-annotations and quoting phrase several years above their educational thresholds again
[10:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "That's not a chemistry experiment, it's a demonic invocation!"
[10:15] <GERMATOID> <-- HIS SCHTICK
[10:15] * GERMATOID is away
[10:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I miss visiting this place
[10:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> but lately I either havent' had time schedule-wise or have been run too ragged by The Powers that Be.
[10:16] <@Wolfwood> Well we miss you.
[10:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> aww~ :3
[10:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Torment...
[10:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Torment is what you get when you think yuo're happily knifing your foe in the back only to realize you've saddled yourself with a talkative albatross
[10:18] * @Sakura Xadium Aino whistles to herself
[10:18] <Yaijinden> Are we talking Jar-Jar? Because that was awesome.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> I thought an albatross was supposed to be good luck to a ship.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> Untill you killed it.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> ....
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> Or...wait..
[10:18] <Yaijinden> HAY ANNIE MEESA BE WITH THE FORSA!
[10:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sure, Meesa means Jar-Jar :3
[10:19] <Yaijinden> WEESA BE BESTA OF FRIENDS FOH EEVAH!
[10:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (I so wanted him to keep his head in the pod racer engine when it turned on)
[10:21] * @Sakura Xadium Aino has Eudial frozen in a block of Carbonite somewhere <_<
[10:21] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (yes she came back, again)
[10:21] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (and I wasn't the one who got her <_<)
[10:22] <Yaijinden> :o
[10:22] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:22] <+Luna-P> y0 psYchO_saKi
[10:22] <Yaijinden> some people so horrifyingly peristent
[10:22] <psYchO_saKi> BFF FOREVER GIRLFRIEND! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:22] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (you are all SO F[BLEEP]ING DEAD when I get around to it)
[10:22] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sweatdrops
[10:22] <Yaijinden> speak of the debbil and she will appear
[10:22] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> There's a story in there somewhere
[10:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I may write it down oneday
[10:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've been thinking i should be the chronicler of the family now that Puu-P has lost her powers.
[10:23] <Yaijinden> Eyes to watch forward and back.
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And... and... the trauma I feel when I go back to my own time now.
[10:24] <@Wolfwood> It'd be an interesting bit to look at.
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I kept seeing "Sailor 134340" running around
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I never realized it was ENDY IN DRAG
[10:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Now I know how mom felt when she found out Uncle Harry was a girl
[10:25] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is still damaged.
[10:25] <Yaijinden> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's TERRIBLE.
[10:25] <@Wolfwood> Yeesh.
[10:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I mean that's why "134340" was running around with her powers in the future, ya know?
[10:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Dang filter ><
[10:26] <Yaijinden> In retrospect, that does seem like the reasonable explaination.
[10:26] <@Wolfwood> You kids and your quasi-frightening future that I don't entirely understand.
[10:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah it turns out after Endy tried to gain power for himself here and once again lost to women he snapped and became one himself (SEE MOVIE 2 XD)
[10:26] <Yaijinden> The fact that I consider someone running around in a skirt and falsies to be a reasonable explaination to anything is a sign of just how inured I've gotten. .-.
[10:27] <Yaijinden> ...
[10:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Welcome to the Aino family hell
[10:27] * Yaijinden pulls that up on the DVR and watches more mindfully
[10:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And it is the Aino Family hell.. if you think about it the story started with my mom
[10:27] * @Wolfwood changes topic to `[10:26] <Yaijinden> The fact that I consider someone running around in a skirt and falsies to be a reasonable explaination to anything is a sign of just how inured I've gotten. .-. `
[10:27] <Mdm_Maestro> I was first, dear
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Possibly! But no one knows when or how you were "Awakened"
[10:28] <@Wolfwood> ....
[10:28] <Mdm_Maestro> I do, dear.
[10:28] <@Wolfwood> Satan?
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> There's a story there too :P
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LAWL
[10:28] * Mdm_Maestro smacks Wolfwood-san in the face.
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Be more mindful of your betters, dear.
[10:29] <@Wolfwood> Sorry. Thought you were someone else. Also ow.
[10:29] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Isn't it a bit uncouth ot be hitting people in the face?
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> <_<
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> >_>
[10:29] <@Wolfwood> OSHI
[10:29] * Mdm_Maestro snaps open a fan and laughs behind it "O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO "
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> - My god I can see the Sumire Kanzaki in here -
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ^her
[10:30] <Mdm_Maestro> :/
[10:30] <@Wolfwood> Mindfull of my betters.
[10:30] <Mdm_Maestro> My grandmother was one of the greatest performers of her generation :P
[10:30] <Yaijinden> Aaaaaaaah yes. Clarity.
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeahs, I know, I was on stage with her :P
[10:31] * Mdm_Maestro just pauses for a moment.
[10:31] <Yaijinden> I remember that horrible vision now, which is completely different from the performance I've only seen in talkies!
[10:31] <Mdm_Maestro> That disturbs me dear.
[10:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (scarily) YES I KNEW YOUR GRANDMAMA
[10:32] <@Wolfwood> That's ok. Your cooking disturbs us all.
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> AS A YOUNG WOMAN IN THE PRIME OF HER LIFE
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> WHEN SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE MY HUSBAND
[10:32] <@Wolfwood> How you havent died of food poisoning yet is amazing.
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (well before he was my husband so he was fair game)
[10:32] * Mdm_Maestro is becoming melancholy
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> W-what's wrong... hey, laugh :P
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> But..
[10:33] <Yaijinden> But?
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> We are both senshi. I will live probably as long as you, dear (cooking jokes aside)
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> I too, will know the grandoparents of freinds.
[10:33] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Yaijinden and Wolf
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> When they have offpspring, I may know them.
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> And their children as well.
[10:34] <Yaijinden> Mmm.
[10:34] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a thought I had never had before.
[10:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well, you'll be the teller of tales, then. A custodian of a cultural legacy.
[10:34] <@Wolfwood> I pitty you senshi and yet envy you.
[10:34] <@Wolfwood> To live so long and see so much
[10:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The ancient Wise woman XD
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> "ancient" makes me sound so... wizened.
[10:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Your grandmother also was a bit vain in her youth
[10:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But she mellowed with time :P
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> you unnerve me with these references.
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Kindly stop it.
[10:36] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sees she's hit a neerve and backs off
[10:36] <Mew> Holy crap you're actually all HERE? I thought you guys ditched this place long ago.
[10:36] * Mew flails wildly.
[10:37] <Yaijinden> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhi.
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> No we didn't ditch it :P
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well I don't live here
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So I am visiting
[10:37] * Mdm_Maestro is here from Canada
[10:37] <@Wolfwood> ♫ Blame CANADA ♫
[10:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I do , dear.
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> *thumbs up*
[10:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka kas been more drunk lately than ever before thanks to choice Canadian beer.
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> .......
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> Note to self. Trip to Canada.
[10:38] <Yaijinden> Trip to Canada to raid their beer stocks.
[10:39] <Yaijinden> ...now -I- want a beer.
[10:39] <@Wolfwood> And milk in bags.
[10:39] <Mew> oh har har laugh it up
[10:39] <Mew> I spent a couple years in canada you know!
[10:39] <Yaijinden> Were they delightful? ♫
[10:40] <@Wolfwood> Been to Canada once when I was like four I think. Some guy tried to jump the falls on a pair of waterskis.
[10:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I used to hang out outside Possum Lodge practicing my otokoyaku skills because they didn't allow women in the lodge
[10:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The falls are awesome.
[10:40] <Yaijinden> So very big. ♫
[10:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I was never as good at otokoyaku as Maria or Kanna though
[10:41] * @Sakura Xadium Aino gets lost in a reverie about the 1920's back when she had blue hair
[10:41] <Mew> (for all you people that basically means acting like she's a guy)
[10:41] * Mdm_Maestro becomes agitated for some reason and goes to the kitchen to make lunch
[10:41] <Mew> OH GOD EVERYONE FLEE SHE'S COOKING
[10:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Dear...
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> FIRE IN THE HOLE
[10:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Do me a favor and SHUT THE HELL UP
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> EVENTUALLY
[10:42] <Mew> NEVER
[10:42] * Mdm_Maestro said that very elegantly
[10:42] * Mdm_Maestro resumes preparing a meal
[10:42] <Yaijinden> Hee. ♫
[10:42] <Mew> BRING IT, SEA B[BLEEP]CH.
[10:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Water vs Fire hmm
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> Salty sea b[BLEEP]ch even!
[10:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> could be interesting
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> How would you, a man, know of my saltiness~
[10:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (well you dfo play both sides of the fence, ms. Shota)
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> BE QUIET
[10:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Don't make me find the proof!
[10:43] <Yaijinden> The Hasslehoffy proof!
[10:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Go back to your time little girl!
[10:44] <Yaijinden> Or the Professor!
[10:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh I don't even mean them~
[10:44] <@Wolfwood> I dunno. I suddenly thought of the Capital One add.
[10:44] * @Sakura Xadium Aino tries to find it
[10:45] <Yaijinden> Oh even BETTER.
[10:45] <Yaijinden> What's In Your Wallet?
[10:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino>

[10:45] <Mdm_Maestro> .........................
[10:45] <Mew> ...
[10:46] * Mew falls over laughing her ass off.
[10:46] <Mdm_Maestro> /awya THE NERVE

[11:23] <GERMATOID> HAHAHA THESE TWO BACK TO BACK HEADLINES FROM NEWSCIENTIST.COM MAKE ME LAUGH
[11:23] <// J_Daito //> *anything* makes you laugh
[11:24] <GERMATOID> 1 - JUPITER PRODUCED GREATEST POUNDING IN EARTH'S HISTORY
[11:24] <GERMATOID> 2 - HOW GAY SEX CAN PRODUCE OFFSPRING
[11:24] * // J_Daito // snickers
[11:24] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ..I really hate you guys
[11:24] *** Mon Oct 20 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

IRC Chat #1940

Tasty Lasagne Vistas

[22:29] *** Sun Oct 19 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[22:29] *** Topic is - Lulz -
[22:29] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Sat Oct 18 22:30 2008
[22:30] <Mizunomics01> So the next version of Windows will be shipping as "Windows 7", even though the kernel is versioned at 6.1 for compatibility reasons.
[22:31] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL mismatch
[22:31] <@SpeedRcrX> So dumb
[22:31] <Mizunomics01> It isn't really a problem, Ubuntu and OSX do not match kernel to version numbers either
[22:32] <GERMATOID> YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT
[22:32] <GERMATOID> WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE OUTRAGED BY THE DE-VERSIONING GOING ON HERE? I MEAN, EIGHT YEARS AGO, I HAD WINDOWS VERSION *TWO THOUSAND*.
[22:33] <Mizunomics01> :/
[22:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> LOL I'm playing with Photoshop CS3 because X-chan wants to get CS4
[22:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Man don't do that s[BLEEP]t the last time you did that s[BLEEP]t you created "Nako-Nako"
[22:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh
[22:34] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL you realize years after PSGM there are like no f[BLEEP]king pictures of it left on the internets except for the one Neko uses as her mascot

[22:35] <// J_Daito //> God get its ass out of my face
[22:35] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer just LOOKS at it...
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Now, now, Motoki-san... self-control.
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Remember Mako-chan
[22:36] <// J_Daito //> Her giant tracts of land
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Jedite :P
[22:37] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> R-right
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So anyway!!
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I found this new picture from the new Star Trek movie that was released to the press and I had to add speech balloons to it!!

[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> (I can't stop checking them out either)
[22:48] <GERMATOID> IS THAT A STARSHIP BRIDGE OR THE APPLE STORE
[22:49] <Mizunomics01> Why is it that all I can think of upon seeing this picture is "Galaxy Quest"?
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Guys I found one of the f[BLEEP]ked up links from before
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> check this out, it creeps me out more than the old submissive chicken
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> https://www.lasagnacat.com/
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> click on any date
[22:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...
[22:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ............
[22:51] <Mizunomics01> And I see the progress of my treatment has been set back several months.
[22:52] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer ADDS THIS TO HIS FAVORITES
[22:52] * // J_Daito // stares at the cat-suited man
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> I am going to have nightmares about this thing. Me.
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]k you, Ten'ou. F[BLEEP]k. You.
[22:52] * // J_Daito // is away: YOU'RE ON NOTICE A[BLEEP]LE
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> I see my job is done.
[22:53] <Mizunomics01> And mine has just started ><
[22:54] <[gTV]Red Crow> here guys something to amuse you. I saw this sad sight today.

[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Jesus christ how the mighty have fallen
[22:55] <Mizunomics01> Poor Setsuna-san
[23:03] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:03] <+Luna-P> y0 .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[23:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i mad a packtur an photochop tew
[23:03] <@SpeedRcrX> If this is a webcam shot...
[23:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no facker
[23:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz a track i sawr sum1 uze in palnat hantai unse

[23:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[23:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's either the sickest or most awesome idea ever
[23:05] <Mizunomics01> If you are a lolicon.
[23:05] <GERMATOID> SPEAKING OF WINDOWS 7
[23:05] <GERMATOID> I SAW THIS OLD 1956 AD FOR AN IBM ACCOUNTING DATABASE COMPUTER WITH 5 MEGABYTES OF STORAGE
[23:06] <GERMATOID> GET A LOAD OF THIS; IT WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS! MUAHAHAHAAHAH

[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> wow @ the RAMAC
[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> but how come parts and s[BLEEP]t had better names back then... magnetic core units FTW
[23:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror dey kalled tiot kompact
[23:07] <GERMATOID> WELL IT IS BACK IN THE DAY THOSE THINGS COULD FILL UP LARGE ROOMS
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> hahaha 80 LINES per minute
[23:09] <GERMATOID> YOU KNOW YOU LOVE DAS BLINKENLIGHTS
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I do man
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I do
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I wish more computers had them
[23:11] <GERMATOID> WHAT THE GLOWING APPLE ON THE BACK OF A COMPUTER NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU
[23:11] <@SpeedRcrX> no
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> watching lasagna cat frightens me
[23:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> not me
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> man
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> that's what makes it worse
[23:14] *** Sun Oct 19 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

"Perhaps the time is now... Perhaps the simmering hatreds of the world have finally risen to the surface, and the bestial hatreds of man have finally given birth to the catharctic horror which will purify the world in its passing... Or not."
-- Hotaru