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[20:22] <Raihosha> But still.
[20:22] * Matsumi Kaze slaps mike with a ginger ale..for randoms
[20:22] <Caroline Carr> That's great to hear.
[20:22] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> So, how was the production last night, Matsumi?
[20:22] <Raihosha> I hope to have the worst out of there by the end of the week.
[20:22] * @RiderHeroProject steals said can, and drinks it~
[20:23] <@RiderHeroProject> I WAS thirsty, thanks~
[20:23] <Solarchos> And what sort of legends have you heard?
[20:23] <Matsumi Kaze> great!
[20:24] <Raihosha> It was mostly physical injury, and as long as they weren't dead when we got to them, they will be among the living.
[20:24] * Chibi-AnTil goes to sit in Amanda's lap. =^ ^=
[20:24] <Suu> Nice to meet you, Chaplin, I'm Yotsuba Suu.
[20:24] <Caroline Carr> Sounds like you need some down time.
[20:24] <John Constantine> Epic ones.
[20:25] <Raihosha> (( I claim the log for fuzzy Mongoosetigers. ))
[20:25] <Chaplin Page> Pleasure, miss. I've heard about you.
[20:25] * Chibi-Sylvester inspects Suu's wonderful wings.
[20:25] * Amanda Sharlan smiles and scritches behind ears...
[20:25] <Raihosha> Probably, Caroline... what evil did you have in mind?
[20:25] <Solarchos> I'm surprised you would have heard anything about my own trials and tribulations.
[20:25] <Suu> Good stuff, hopefully...
[20:26] <John Constantine> I know one of the involved parties.
[20:26] <@RiderHeroProject> Orly nao
[20:26] * Chibi-Catri and Chibi-Alex both rush around the Lobby, giggling and laughing as they dash the dash of the hyper-energetic.
[20:26] * John Constantine chuckles at Mike.
[20:26] <Solarchos> Noriko I assume.
[20:26] <Caroline Carr> Dunno. Maybe a nice night at home?
[20:26] <John Constantine> Yup.
[20:27] <@RiderHeroProject> annnnnd which one would THAT be~
[20:27] <John Constantine> He beat you to it.
[20:27] <Caroline Carr> We got the living room done finally.
[20:27] <Chaplin Page> Oh yes. you are a good friend to Maddie fro what she's told me.
[20:27] <@RiderHeroProject> That reminds me, where HAS partial kitty girl been lately
[20:28] * Franziska von Karma watches this interrogation curiously, pretending to not be interested.
[20:28] <Raihosha> Oh, at your home... hmm... with Aes in cahoots that would work out quite well.
[20:28] <@RiderHeroProject> I've kinda lost track after my minicoma thing
[20:28] <Solarchos> Although I think a kangaroo court is one where it changes venue frequently in order to constantly disrupt the proceedings, if I understand the terminology correctly.
[20:28] * John Constantine looks at his watch
[20:28] <John Constantine> She should be residing on Karn
[20:29] <@RiderHeroProject> Don't tell me her an Pais are roommates or something now
[20:29] <John Constantine> Which is a planet near Gallifrey.
[20:29] <Solarchos> Or recovering. Didn't Hazenine also do a number on her too?
[20:29] <@RiderHeroProject> 'cause that's sitcom material right there.
[20:29] * Matsumi Kaze drinks a ginger ale
[20:30] <John Constantine> Paisley lives in England.
[20:30] <Raihosha> Not the definition of kangaroo court I'm familiar with, Solarchos...
[20:31] <@RiderHeroProject> bah, who lets facts get in the way of a good joke~
[20:31] * Solarchos shrugs. "Perhaps I heard wrong then, Rai. I'm hardly an expert on legal terms."
[20:31] <Suu> Thanks...
[20:31] <Raihosha> It isn't precisely a legal term...
[20:32] <Solarchos> But yes, my "court experiences" certainly weren't pleasant in the slightest.
[20:32] <Raihosha> But...
[20:32] <@RiderHeroProject> Rai, don't
[20:32] <@RiderHeroProject> It'll just snowball
[20:32] <Solarchos> Let him talk.
[20:33] <Amanda Sharlan> We'd better get going, Chap...
[20:33] <@RiderHeroProject> So bossy~
[20:33] <Chibi-AnTil> Awww.
[20:33] <Chaplin Page> Yeah we should.
[20:34] * Chibi-AnTil nods and hops out of Amanda's lap so she can get up and leave.
[20:34] <Chibi-AnTil> ^__^
[20:34] * Chibi-Sylvester is still admiring Suu's wings. *__*
[20:34] * Chaplin Page pats the child on the head
[20:35] <Raihosha> A kangaroo court, as I understand it, is one where justice and legal procedure are ignored. Usually the defendant has been decided to be guilty even before the trial begins.
[20:35] * Amanda Sharlan gets up and leads him away, "Bye, everyone."
[20:35] <Chibi-AnTil> Bye-bye!
[20:35] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya amanda!
[20:35] *** Amanda Sharlan [maddeline_trallier@servteam.securitech.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I have a date~)
[20:35] * Chibi-AnTil gives Amanda good bye tail-pats before she leaves.
[20:35] <Raihosha> Aes would be most upset if he found he had presided over such.
[20:36] *** Chaplin Page has left #suburbansenshi2 (Tonight will be very nice.)
[20:36] * Chibi-AnTil goes to Suu and smiles up at her. ^__^
[20:36] <Caroline Carr> He probably would.
[20:38] <Raihosha> From what he's told me, he thought both sides made strong arguments, and that Yai had a good shot of convincing the jurors.
[20:38] * Ryoko Mitsurugi starts drinking a soda after taking a seat at the bar
[20:38] * Solarchos nods to Raihosha. "Sounds about right. No sense in digging up an old conflict as Mike here seems to have an aversion to. Regardless of the outcome, Noriko was the one who ultimately suffered the worst and she made amends. There's no rancor between her and I any longer."
[20:39] <John Constantine> I saw a Rancor once. It was hungry.
[20:39] * Chloe is sitting in the tree, peaking between branches
[20:39] <Solarchos> Yaijinden DID speak very well. Still, how can you defend someone like Hazenine who just had no respect for anything in the first place?
[20:40] <Franziska von Karma> He didn't have to defend her.
[20:40] * Chibi-Sylvester sees something in the trees and trots over to investigate.
[20:40] <Raihosha> Ah, I see the problem.
[20:40] <Franziska von Karma> Just the right of her to continue existing.
[20:40] <Raihosha> Her guilt wasn't at question.
[20:40] * Hooded_Figure eats her dumplings
[20:40] <Franziska von Karma> The question to answer was "Is the universe better off without her"
[20:40] <Franziska von Karma> Guilt was alreadya given.
[20:41] <Franziska von Karma> What was at stake was the punishment
[20:41] <Solarchos> She also boasted about what happened to Franziska with that friend of hers.
[20:41] <Raihosha> Yai made a thorough argument that she served a purpose in her continued existence. And we're beginning to see some of the effects of her disappearance from the scene.
[20:41] * Franziska von Karma goes unreadable for a sec
[20:42] * John Constantine hesitantly put a hand on her shoulder
[20:42] * Franziska von Karma lets it sit there for a few secodns before angrily shoving him off
[20:42] <Solarchos> Meh, now that the master is gone her servants are naturally going to try to become masters themselves.
[20:42] <John Constantine> Yup.
[20:43] * Hooded_Figure looks at her blood soaked sword
[20:43] <Solarchos> I'm sorry, Franziska. I wasn't trying to take a poke at you.
[20:43] <Franziska von Karma> I know.
[20:43] * Chloe sits quietly
[20:43] <Caroline Carr> Well, a little cottage life might do you good once in a while. I'm going to go see if we have anything in the house to eat, I'm sure you haven't eaten yet.
[20:43] <Raihosha> As for Prosecutorial Interference on Hazel's part... Madame von Karma was quite courageous in doing what needed to be done.
[20:44] <Solarchos> It's like with Orks - kill the Warboss of a Waaagh and it'll immediately fragment into dozens of different factions as the sub-chieftains try to take control themselves.
[20:44] * Caroline Carr gives Rai a quick kiss and heads out the London door
[20:44] * Chibi-Sylvester inspects the tree carefully.
[20:44] * Raihosha kisses her back.
[20:44] *** Caroline Carr has left #suburbansenshi2
[20:45] * Chloe is away 
[20:45] * Chibi-AnTil goes into the Restaurant to look around.
[20:47] <Solarchos> Plus, I have a feeling that Hazenine selected her minions for their ferocity and fearfulness of her. Kind of like the members of a really nasty Underhive gang where the leader is the biggest, meanest, and most vicious member of all. The rest of the gang follows for two reasons...
[20:47] * Hooded_Figure is looking at her sword
[20:48] <Solarchos> Because they're afraid of the leader and because they want a share in the spoils. Now that the boss is gone it's a scramble to grab whatever's left over.
[20:48] * Suu goes and gets a c[BLEEP]ktail from the bar, then sits next to Ying
[20:48] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Power grab all around, then.
[20:48] * Hooded_Figure 's sword still has blood.
[20:48] * Chibi-AnTil hops up onto the stool next to Suu and smiles.
[20:49] <Hooded_Figure> i've gotten rid of him.
[20:49] <Raihosha> Well, as a major predator her rival predators know there is an empty spot to fill as well.
[20:49] <Suu> rid of...
[20:49] <Hooded_Figure> the king of darkness.
[20:50] <Hooded_Figure> I had to kill his host
[20:50] <Solarchos> I think there's an old Terran saying that goes "Evil does not share power".
[20:50] <Hooded_Figure> it's the only way we can survive...without the sun being blocked
[20:51] <Solarchos> But what Franziska and Yaijinden had to deal with was of a VASTLY greater scale than what I had to go through in the past. I'm just surprised you'd even make mention of me, Constantine.
[20:51] <Suu> What's been happening with Abstergo?
[20:51] <Chibi-AnTil> Drink?
[20:52] <Hooded_Figure> they're still teaming up with Assassins, but their hardware been corrupted by a virus
[20:52] * John Constantine shrugs "Everyone is a thread in the Greater Tapestry"
[20:52] * Chibi-AnTil probably looks VERY out of place at the bar.
[20:53] * Hooded_Figure still has he sword. Then puts it on her back.
[20:53] <Hooded_Figure> It's the only weapon that can kill her.
[20:53] <Suu> her...being who?
[20:53] * Hooded_Figure goes back eating her dumplings
[20:54] * Chibi-AnTil looks at Ying's sword, then his own. His is a lot smaller and much cleaner. "Messy."
[20:54] <Hooded_Figure> Juno. The Mother
[20:54] * Hooded_Figure is annoyed
[20:55] * Chibi-AnTil waves to get the attention of anyone working the bar. :/
[20:56] <Solarchos> How are Dinsdale, Xadium, and Gemini doing? Has anyone heard from them yet?
[20:57] * Raihosha stares at Constantine for a long minute...
[20:58] * Chibi-Alex , Chibi-Catri, and Chibi-Sylvester have taken over one of the other couches and assembled a little fort made out of numerous cushions gathered from throughout the Lobby. >:3
[21:00] <Raihosha> You have a most insightful way of seeing the universe, sir.
[21:01] <John Constantine> Xadium's dead. Gemini's stuck on the other side helping him. Dinsdale's fine.
[21:01] <Solarchos> Helping him how?
[21:01] <Solarchos> And is there anything we can do to assist?
[21:01] <John Constantine> Making pan-fried steaks I'd imagine.
[21:01] <John Constantine> Eh, he'll come back when the others do.
[21:02] <John Constantine> They're all together
[21:02] <Solarchos> How's Gemini handling it all? That poor girl's been put through hell.
[21:03] <John Constantine> She's in the afterlife right now, I couldn't tell without channeling her.
[21:03] <Raihosha> You can do that?
[21:03] <John Constantine> I can do that.
[21:04] <Franziska von Karma> ...You are a spirit medium?
[21:04] <John Constantine> I know the discipline.
[21:04] <Solarchos> You seem to be able to do and know a lot, Constantine.
[21:04] <Franziska von Karma> The Kurain style?
[21:04] <John Constantine> No, not the Kurain style.
[21:04] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> A jack-of-all-trades, huh?
[21:04] <John Constantine> not quite.
[21:04] <John Constantine> I have a specific set of skills due to my circumstances.
[21:05] <John Constantine> Others due to my upbringing.
[21:05] <John Constantine> Not all are equal.
[21:05] * Solarchos thinks about something with a bit of a rueful expression on his face.
[21:05] <John Constantine> Fro example, while I can channel... things can get outof hand fast.
[21:06] <John Constantine> I'm not a pro.
[21:06] <Franziska von Karma> Just who are you.
[21:07] <Solarchos> I think the more appropriate question might be *what* are you.
[21:07] <John Constantine> A man. Like any other man.
[21:07] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> What is your favorite color?
[21:08] <John Constantine> Red.
[21:08] <Solarchos> No. Not like "any other man". That's like comparing someone born on a Civilized World to someone born on a Death-world.
[21:08] <Raihosha> But you are human to ten places...
[21:08] <John Constantine> All men are men, regardless of where they rose.
[21:08] <John Constantine> Am I?
[21:09] <John Constantine> Look again.
[21:09] * John Constantine taps his cane gently
[21:09] * Raihosha looks as deeply as he can.
[21:10] * John Constantine is 58% human, 29% time Lord, 13% other.
[21:11] <Solarchos> "Men" as you put it might be similar genetically regardless of where they rose, but only to a point. Their environment and circumstances shape them just as deeply as pre-natal genetic engineering. You're very unique.
[21:11] * Rai can't get any solid temporal readings though, and the numbers seems to switch and flip
[21:11] * now he's 58% Time Lord, 29% Human, 13% other
[21:11] <Raihosha> Ah, using the broad definition of men...
[21:12] * and the vacillation continues
[21:12] * John Constantine taps his cane again and just reads as human to 1- points
[21:12] * ^10
[21:12] <John Constantine> Nature vs Nuture, yes.
[21:12] <John Constantine> But there is an essence inherent in all beings.
[21:13] <Raihosha> Your physiology is rather unusual in it's fluidity...
[21:13] <Solarchos> I suppose.
[21:13] <John Constantine> That is inviolate. It may be buried, it may be ignored. but it is there.
[21:13] <Solarchos> What's that, Rai?
[21:13] <John Constantine> That's putting it mildly, Raihosha.
[21:13] <John Constantine> I'm a "broken" man.
[21:13] * Solarchos can't sense anything like Raihosha can.
[21:14] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> If you're broken, let's repair you.
[21:14] <Raihosha> They broke you along angles that barely exist in this universe then.
[21:14] * Chibi-AnTil is drinking chocolate milk now! :3
[21:15] <John Constantine> Correct.
[21:15] * Hooded_Figure eats her dumplings
[21:15] <Solarchos> I don't understand.
[21:15] <John Constantine> Okay you know about parallel universes, yeah?
[21:15] <John Constantine> Fairly simple concept. Divergent realities.
[21:15] <Suu> What you got there, Ying?
[21:16] <John Constantine> Things are different there than here, but a similar context.
[21:16] <Hooded_Figure> typical dumplings covered in peanut sauce
[21:16] <Hooded_Figure> been eating restaurant food for a while
[21:16] <Raihosha> Perpendicular?
[21:17] <John Constantine> Yeah.
[21:17] <Raihosha> I'm not sure that can be fixed...
[21:18] <Solarchos> I think I follow so far.
[21:18] <Suu> They look good...
[21:18] * Suu orders a few.
[21:18] <John Constantine> Perpendicual realities are far more "out there"
[21:18] <Suu> ...so...
[21:18] <Solarchos> So you're saying that your existence is an anomaly?
[21:18] <Suu> how are things between you and Dante?
[21:18] * Hooded_Figure silence
[21:18] <John Constantine> No Rai, you've already tried... and failed.
[21:19] <John Constantine> This isn't a fixable thing.
[21:19] <Hooded_Figure> i raither not talk about it
[21:19] <John Constantine> It's a fact of my existence now.
[21:19] * Chibi-AnTil keeps drinking his chocolate milk. :3
[21:19] <Raihosha> If I follow... you are native to this timeline, or at least one of the lines of 1337...
[21:20] <John Constantine> I was native to this timeline.
[21:20] <John Constantine> I fell through a hole in the universe
[21:20] <Raihosha> But if you were broken by someone from a perpendicular timeline...
[21:20] <John Constantine> Came out the other side, and then made my way back again.
[21:20] <John Constantine> Yes?
[21:21] <Raihosha> They broke you across angles you really shouldn't have...
[21:21] <Solarchos> That almost sounds like you're some kind of paradox.
[21:21] <John Constantine> No, not a paradox.
[21:21] <John Constantine> But an anomaly.
[21:23] <Solarchos> Also sounds like you got put through the wringer by fate, too.
[21:23] <John Constantine> Fate isn't done with me yet.
[21:24] <Raihosha> Can you see them then?
[21:24] <Solarchos> I was angry for a very long time after what I got put through. It didn't help that so many people enjoyed watching me get torn down, but I *did* eventually come back better and stronger in the end.
[21:24] <John Constantine> They suck at table games.
[21:24] <Solarchos> I just hope your circumstances turn out as well.
[21:25] <John Constantine> Thanks.
[21:28] <Raihosha> So... are we in trouble? The only other's like that I've heard of are the Tairon.
[21:28] <John Constantine> We will be in trouble.
[21:28] <John Constantine> They make the Tairon look like schoolboys playing in a sandbox.
[21:28] <John Constantine> HOWEVER.
[21:28] * Solarchos shrugs.
[21:28] <John Constantine> They can't operate unfettered in our reality.
[21:28] <Raihosha> Damn.
[21:29] <John Constantine> They are very very limited.
[21:29] <Solarchos> Remember, I was listening in to the trial.
[21:29] <John Constantine> So we actually can fight more or less evenly.
[21:29] <Raihosha> We can fight more or less evenly HERE.
[21:29] <Solarchos> Other foes will be faced eventually, and according to Hazenine Humans overcame all of them.
[21:30] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> We can use conventional weaponry, then?
[21:30] <John Constantine> Don't get too c[BLEEP]ky, kid.
[21:30] <John Constantine> Thsi timeline could still egt blotted out.
[21:30] <John Constantine> And this is the one you're living in.
[21:31] <John Constantine> Yeah, conventional weapons should work.
[21:31] <Raihosha> But what you describe, sounds like a nightmare, the enemy is unassailable in their rear and they have parity on the field of battle.
[21:31] <John Constantine> But...
[21:31] <John Constantine> ...I didn't know you liked to assail people in the rear, Raihosha.
[21:31] * Franziska von Karma WHIPS Constantine :P
[21:31] <Solarchos> Meh, I still think the Time Lords make altering timelines sound entirely too easy. *She* sure did.
[21:31] <John Constantine> OW I HAD TO I'M SORRRRYYY
[21:31] <Solarchos> I knew you were going to do that, Franziska.
[21:32] * A camera flash goes off nearby.
[21:32] <Raihosha> Only when they're vulnerable Constantine. :P
[21:32] <Franziska von Karma> - That Reporter. -
[21:32] * Hooded_Figure gets up and takes her leave
[21:33] <Solarchos> - Aya... *facepalms* -
[21:33] * Hooded_Figure has the sword on her back
[21:33] *** Hooded_Figure has left #suburbansenshi2
[21:34] <Solarchos> How is it that Aya is still HERE?! I thought Yukari said that they were all going back to Gensokyo?
[21:34] <John Constantine> If it were super easy, we wouldn't be having this coversation.
[21:35] <Solarchos> Well, the way Hazenine boasted it almost sounded like changing history was about as easy as changing clothes. I knew she was full of s[BLEEP]t.
[21:35] <Raihosha> Solarchos... it depends on what you're trying to change.
[21:35] <John Constantine> If she was unopposed, it might have been that easy. But it takes work, and the right set of opportunities.
[21:35] <Raihosha> And if you care about knock-on consequences.
[21:36] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> As opposed to knock-offs?
[21:36] <John Constantine> Which even she did, for a while, until the madness took over.
[21:37] <Solarchos> Rei.bot once told me something many years ago that I've never forgotten. "Time is not a toy".
[21:37] <Raihosha> Ryoko, be glad we aren't in a North Korean Knock off of a Chinese copy of a Russian timeline.
[21:37] <John Constantine> and she was right.
[21:38] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Fair enough, Rai.
[21:40] <Solarchos> If time isn't a toy, then don't play games with it. From what I've seen and experienced, trying to mess around with timelines is an exercise in masochism. Something always goes wrong and something always backfires spectacularly.
[21:41] <Raihosha> Any idea how much time we've got Constantine?
[21:41] <John Constantine> The Meteors were the first sign; the Incursion has already started.
[21:42] <Solarchos> Then it sounds like keeping the fleet here longer was a wise decision on my part.
[21:42] <John Constantine> The problem is no one knew when the Realm Fragments started waking up.. it could be days, weeks or months before the first encounter happens.
[21:42] <Solarchos> What exactly is coming?
[21:43] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Wait. Realm Fragments?
[21:44] * John Constantine sits on the sofa, crossing his legs
[21:44] <Solarchos> And what exactly is a realm fragment to begin with?
[21:44] <John Constantine> Okay okay one sec.
[21:45] * John Constantine takes a deep breath
[21:45] * Chibi-Catri sneaks up behind Constantine, leaps up, and bats her hand through his hair, then dashes off. "HAH!" >:3
[21:45] * John Constantine doesn't flinch, having calmed down and meditated
[21:46] <John Constantine> Realm Fragments... or Essences...
[21:46] <John Constantine> Are beings from a reality perpendicular to our own.
[21:47] <John Constantine> They are creates of infinite thought and conception, something like the Old Ones.
[21:47] <John Constantine> ^creatures
[21:47] <John Constantine> But when they enter this dimension, physics applies.
[21:47] <Solarchos> Is that something similar to what my people call Daemons?
[21:47] <John Constantine> They become base matter.
[21:47] <John Constantine> Not quite.
[21:47] <John Constantine> They become objects, like those meteors.
[21:48] <John Constantine> They lose the ability to directly affect the world.
[21:48] <John Constantine> To regain that power, they must fuse with humans.
[21:48] <John Constantine> Btu even then, their particualr conceiousness is lost.
[21:48] <John Constantine> They become something new in combination with the human.
[21:48] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Is there a way to tell if such a fusion happens?
[21:49] <John Constantine> Maybe something bad, maybe something good.
[21:49] <Solarchos> Possession.
[21:49] <John Constantine> no.
[21:49] <John Constantine> Not possession.
[21:49] <John Constantine> Fusion.
[21:49] <John Constantine> Possession implies puppeteering.
[21:50] <John Constantine> They literally become one new being./
[21:50] <John Constantine> Well signs include havign strange dreams...
[21:50] <John Constantine> desires and ambitions never before expressed...
[21:50] <Raihosha> Is it always inimical to us? This fusion being?
[21:50] <John Constantine> It's all very complicated.
[21:50] <John Constantine> No.
[21:50] <John Constantine> But many are.
[21:51] <John Constantine> They have a low-lying herd instinct to get back home.
[21:51] <John Constantine> The only way to do that, unfortunately, is to merge our realm with theirs.
[21:51] <John Constantine> Which would be a destructive event.
[21:51] <John Constantine> And, the more cognisant of the fusions generally evolve a kind of twisted ambition.
[21:52] <Solarchos> Yeah.
[21:52] <John Constantine> Ironically, the hujan side kicks that off.
[21:52] <John Constantine> ^human
[21:52] <John Constantine> A disaffected worker, who thinks he is better at his job than his bos..
[21:52] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Geez. From the sound of it, we've traded in one villianous person for a group of villianous beings.
[21:52] <John Constantine> The power of the Fusion lets him control others...
[21:53] <John Constantine> He gains that new job.
[21:53] <John Constantine> And greed begins to grow stronger.
[21:53] <John Constantine> The tragedy is, the enemies are very much human.
[21:53] <John Constantine> It's the naked vices of humanity's id given strength to move amongst men.
[21:54] <Solarchos> This sounds almost like a rogue psyker becoming so powerful that they lose control of their abilities.
[21:55] <Solarchos> I've heard stories of nascent unsanctioned telepaths that escaped the notice of the Black Ships losing control and becoming so powerful that whole cities or even worlds are plunged into chaos.
[21:55] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Ick.
[21:57] <Solarchos> If the planet's lucky, either the Inquisition or the Space Marines arrived to put down the situation and restore control. Worst case scenarios involved either a full-blown Warp incursion happening, Chaos Daemons manifesting, or something else arriving to take advantage of the disorder.
[21:57] <Solarchos> Like Enslavers.
[21:58] <Solarchos> Constantine's describing something entirely different, but the basic principles are the same.
[21:59] <John Constantine> This is like a toad falling off of a plane into Australia's outback.
[21:59] <John Constantine> It doesn't mean harm.
[21:59] <John Constantine> It doesn't mean to invade.
[21:59] <John Constantine> But these things will come of its presence.
[22:00] <Solarchos> Their intentions mean nothing if their presence causes greater tragedy.
[22:00] <John Constantine> Oh but it does.
[22:00] <John Constantine> It means they're not trying very hard.
[22:01] <John Constantine> not to the level of say a Ninegate. Not yet, anyway
[22:02] <Solarchos> If they choose to start a war with us, then we'll defend ourselves. And they'll find that this world is not without defenders or teeth.
[22:03] <John Constantine> It won't be a large scale war. Not like it was with the Overfiend.
[22:03] <John Constantine> It will be small cells, acting independently.
[22:03] <Solarchos> And I'm not speaking from c[BLEEP]kiness, but experience.
[22:03] * Solarchos shrugs, then nods.
[22:03] <Solarchos> Like Inquisition kill-teams.
[22:04] <John Constantine> Sort of, but they're on their own.
[22:04] <John Constantine> At first, anyway.
[22:04] <Solarchos> No, I mean ourselves.
[22:04] <John Constantine> At some point, a heirarchy will form.
[22:04] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
[22:06] <Solarchos> Then we ourselves should take a page from the Imperium and utilize the same tactics of the Holy Ordos to oppose them.
[22:07] <John Constantine> Meaning what?
[22:07] <Solarchos> Watchers, researchers, small teams roving ahead of highly-knowledgeble leaders who know EXACTLY what everyone is facing.
[22:08] <John Constantine> I only know what I've read.
[22:10] <Solarchos> And when the time comes to fight, attack with holy wrath and overwhelming force.
[22:11] <Solarchos> Because this sounds very much like a scenario where this world's survival is at stake.
[22:12] <Raihosha> Well, I need to be off.
[22:13] <Raihosha> Night.
[22:13] <John Constantine> Night, Raihosha.
[22:13] <Solarchos> I should go as well.
[22:13] <John Constantine> See you, Solarchos.
[22:13] * The Kits are all curled up on the couch, napping.
[22:13] <Solarchos> Let's go, little ones. Mommy is waiting!
[22:13] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Off to see how my beloved wife will surprise me now." ^__^)
[22:14] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Later, Solar and kits.
[22:14] *** The Kits has left #suburbansenshi2 (Mommy!!)
[22:14] <Yaijinden> On the one hand, I'm not sure there is anything that could surprise me about how he was greeted.
[22:14] <John Constantine> hmm?
[22:14] <Yaijinden> On the other, that's because I cast aside expectations and kicked accountability to the curb.
[22:15] <John Constantine> "He" who?
[22:15] * Yaijinden gestures broadly after Solar
[22:16] <John Constantine> Greeted when, just now, or upon his overall return?
[22:16] <Yaijinden> Yes.
[22:16] * John Constantine chuckles
[22:16] <Yaijinden> At any point during the timeline!
[22:16] <Franziska von Karma> Wonderful. Two fools who speak alike.
[22:17] <Franziska von Karma> Enjoy your foolish conversation, Constantine
[22:17] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You say lawyers are unworthy of defending this world? There is a reason Lady Justice carries a Sword.)
[22:17] <John Constantine> LOL
[22:17] <Yaijinden> hee ♫
[22:17] <John Constantine> Well, cause and effect being what it is, I would expct his treatment to be consistent with his being at the time of it.
[22:18] <John Constantine> So how are things, Sir Gyre?
[22:19] <Yaijinden> Casting my will outwards, skating along far stars.
[22:19] <John Constantine> As expected.
[22:19] <Yaijinden> I see what I expected to, which concerns me of itself. ♫
[22:20] <John Constantine> I see.
[22:21] <John Constantine> This place is pretty interesting.
[22:22] <Yaijinden> Ebb. Flow. Then jostles. And that latter is what I'm seeing now.
[22:23] <John Constantine> There's gonna be jostling and rustling for a while.
[22:23] <John Constantine> The stage is not yet set; the stars are out of joint.
[22:24] <Yaijinden> Pieces falling into place with a terrible grand descent.
[22:24] <John Constantine> Yup.
[22:24] <Yaijinden> Slam bam of the damned~
[22:24] <Yaijinden> And honestly I couldn't ask for more.
[22:24] * John Constantine chuckles
[22:24] <Yaijinden> It is the sort of cosmos I would will.
[22:24] <Celeste> Meanwhile, has anyone thought that the name "Solar and the Kits" might make a decent band name? Or maybe a furry troupe.
[22:25] * Celeste is a stealthy motherf[BLEEP]ker.
[22:25] <Yaijinden> Oh man yes that is a brilliant idea
[22:25] <John Constantine> They have a DEstiny™
[22:25] <Yaijinden> they should all learn instruments and go on the road
[22:25] <Yaijinden> Solarchos does vocals
[22:25] <Yaijinden> The children all shake tambourines
[22:26] <Celeste> It's just like the Brady Bunch
[22:26] <Celeste> But with fox tails.
[22:26] <John Constantine> Partridge Family.
[22:26] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Weird, but plausable.
[22:27] <Yaijinden> Or a ghost-hunting gang!
[22:27] <Yaijinden> Piles of tails in a minivan.
[22:27] <Celeste> They can have kitsu-snax
[22:27] <Celeste> and then one of them will have this look on her face like she's seen some s[BLEEP]t
[22:28] * John Constantine listens while he puts on the second "Fred" Movie
[22:29] <Yaijinden> I can see it now ♫
[22:29] <Yaijinden> And then there's the actual fox with delusions of mascothood.
[22:30] <Catriona>
[22:31] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa catriona
[22:31] <Catriona> WILL YOU QUIT BADMOUTHING MY FAMILY YA S[BLEEP]THEADS?!
[22:31] <Yaijinden> NEVER
[22:31] <Yaijinden> NOT IN A THOUSAND YEARS
[22:31] * Catriona throws a dagger at Yai
[22:31] <Yaijinden> NOT IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS
[22:32] * Yaijinden receives this gift in the chest cavity
[22:32] * Miki Kaze appears and starts to drag catriona away
[22:32] <Catriona> I hope you know I hold a respectable position on Egae as the head guard of the queen!
[22:32] * Catriona glares at Miki
[22:32] <Catriona> HEY
[22:32] <Yaijinden> I didn't know! :D
[22:32] <Yaijinden> And I don't care! :D
[22:32] <Miki Kaze> come now :D
[22:32] <Catriona> HELL NO
[22:32] <Miki Kaze> let's eat donuts :D
[22:33] <Catriona>
[22:33] <Catriona> Donuts are going to make you fat
[22:33] <Miki Kaze> DONUT HATER D:
[22:33] * Ryoko Mitsurugi waves a little bit
[22:33] * Catriona waves at Ryoko
[22:34] * Catriona turns back to Celeste and Yai
[22:34] * Miki Kaze FLAILS
[22:34] <Catriona> And I suppose you
[22:34] <Catriona> are UNDESERVING of any mockery?
[22:34] <Yaijinden> pfffffffft
[22:35] <Miki Kaze> YOU ARE A DONUT HATER
[22:35] <Catriona> So f[BLEEP]king stupid if you ask me your
[22:35] <Yaijinden> Pffffft. Child. Let me educate you.
[22:35] <Catriona> It's so disgustingly pathetic how much you two will ignore the comfort of everyone else to mack on each other
[22:35] * Miki Kaze DOES THE POINTY FINGER
[22:35] <Yaijinden> If you can do it, by all means. Take the shot.
[22:36] * Catriona looks to Miki
[22:36] <Catriona> We'll settle this off planet
[22:36] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Beware of the barrier in the forests of Amestris)
[22:36] <John Constantine> Oh wow is this happening.
[22:36] <John Constantine> Aww.
[22:36] * John Constantine puts away the popcorn
[22:36] * Yaijinden pulls the knife out of his chest, tests its balance
[22:36] <John Constantine> Actually...
[22:36] * John Constantine eats the popcorn anyway
[22:37] <CrimsonTamer> .....What the hell was that?
[22:37] <Yaijinden> I do hope to see her again. :)
[22:38] <Yaijinden> That was a futurespawn.
[22:38] <Celeste> If there is one thing I love in this world.
[22:38] <CrimsonTamer> I hope we don't see her >>
[22:38] <CrimsonTamer> Besides...she had a right to be pissed
[22:38] <Celeste> Not nearly as much as I love you and nowhere near as much as I love Faye.
[22:38] <CrimsonTamer> you were making fun of her family
[22:38] <Celeste> It is pissing off members of that family.
[22:38] <CrimsonTamer> Why?
[22:39] * John Constantine tests Triscuits vs Tostito's spinach dip
[22:39] * CrimsonTamer frowns
[22:39] <Yaijinden> Because they react so pleasingly.
[22:39] <Celeste> Exactly~
[22:39] <CrimsonTamer> .....The fact that they get mad at you for being insulting?
[22:39] <Celeste> Took the words right out of my mouth and you didn't even have to kiss me for them~
[22:39] <Celeste> First off
[22:39] <CrimsonTamer> You take pleasure at antagonizing a family who have done nothing to you?!
[22:39] <Celeste> I don't think we were being insulting this go around.
[22:40] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (DONUT HAAAAAAAAAAATER)
[22:41] <CrimsonTamer> Um....I'm pretty sure you were
[22:41] <CrimsonTamer> With how you were describing them as if they were a sitcom family....
[22:41] <Celeste> There's a difference between satire and insult.
[22:42] <CrimsonTamer> ....I certainly would be insulted if the Baskerville or the Vessalius families were described as such.
[22:42] <Celeste> That's nice.
[22:42] <Celeste> Would you like a cookie?
[22:42] * John Constantine noms his triscuits
[22:42] <Yaijinden> Now now. ♫
[22:43] <CrimsonTamer> Hell no. I only take cookies from Aunt Leanne.
[22:43] <CrimsonTamer> Because hers are the best >>
[22:43] <Yaijinden> From what I remember of your... grandparents? You're a third-generation Lottie-and-Jack-ling, yes?
[22:44] <CrimsonTamer> ....my grandparents are Lacie and Alasdair Vessalius.
[22:44] <CrimsonTamer> My great-grandparents are Jack and Lottie Vessalius.
[22:44] * Celeste gestures a table flip.
[22:44] <Yaijinden> Right, sorry. There are so many of you it's hard to keep track sometimes.
[22:44] <Celeste> Yai.
[22:44] * Celeste gestures.
[22:44] <Yaijinden> Mwa?
[22:44] <Celeste> Future Child.
[22:45] <Celeste> Should I start the bon fire and the spit?
[22:45] <CrimsonTamer> I am NOT a future child!
[22:45] <Yaijinden> No, I'm not sure. They're time-displaced.
[22:45] <Yaijinden> They came back and got younger or some--yes, that's how it works.
[22:45] <John Constantine> So... you don't like future kids?
[22:45] <CrimsonTamer> ...my great-grandparents went through the abyss and found themselves here.
[22:46] <Yaijinden> We made a promise to stalk and hunt our own if they came up here.
[22:46] * John Constantine checks his organizer
[22:46] <Yaijinden> And devour them. :9
[22:46] <John Constantine> that's odd, I thought you were a different Celeste.
[22:46] * Celeste snorts.
[22:46] <Yaijinden> ? ♫
[22:46] * a sticky dart is shot towards Yai's forehead
[22:47] <Yaijinden> pap
[22:47] * Yaijinden flicks the dart after it impacts and adheres
[22:47] * the dart has a note attached
[22:47] * Yaijinden examines note
[22:47] <note> THINK OF THE DONUUUUUUUUUTS
[22:48] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm going back to paris.)
[22:48] <Yaijinden> Oh believe me, child, I do.
[22:48] <Yaijinden> Constantly.
[22:49] <John Constantine> Future kids aren't all that bad.
[22:49] <Yaijinden> Ah, le old habits.
[22:49] <Yaijinden> They aren't! It's just our own we're discouraging from trying to get comfy with us.
[22:50] <John Constantine> Though I suppose they do think their forebears are sticks in the mud. So the knife cuts both ways.
[22:50] <John Constantine> Ah.
[22:51] <Yaijinden> And then there the people whom I am predispositioned to poke with a stick, perhaps as an old inclination from what little tenets of masculinity I remember.
[22:51] <Celeste> I don't mind them as a whole but there is still the joke to eat future children.
[22:52] <Celeste> I like those tenets of masculinity~
[22:52] <Celeste> Did you know customs won't allow me to leave the country?
[22:53] <Yaijinden> Why not!
[22:53] <Celeste> Because I'm a foreign arms dealer~
[22:54] * Celeste flexes
[22:57] <Yaijinden> yesssss
[22:59] <Yaijinden> There's a thing.
[22:59] <Yaijinden> I'll be overt about my standards.
[23:00] <Yaijinden> I'm not terribly concerned about offending people.
[23:00] <Yaijinden> As people should not be terribly concerned about offending me.
[23:01] <Yaijinden> By no means should people take me as sacrosanct.
[23:02] <Yaijinden> I prefer the piss be taken out of me.
[23:02] <Yaijinden> Keeps me on my toes. ♫
[23:04] <Yaijinden> But that's me.
[23:04] * John Constantine munches his triscuits.
[23:09] * Yaijinden rolls around on the floor now
[23:09] * Celeste takes a seat
[23:11] * Miki Kaze falls to the ground from the ceiling
[23:12] <Yaijinden> Hi! :V
[23:13] <Celeste> I forgot the donuts!
[23:13] * John Constantine rubs his forehead.
[23:13] * Miki Kaze jumps to her feet
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> hi!!!
[23:14] <John Constantine> god gimme some, Miki.
[23:14] <Yaijinden> Welcome to the jungle; we got fun and games.
[23:14] <John Constantine> I need the sugar.
[23:14] <John Constantine> I f[BLEEP]king eat too much.
[23:14] * Miki Kaze hands john a purple colored doughnut "here! it's a quinoxian speciality!"
[23:14] <John Constantine> Is this made out of the moths.
[23:15] <Yaijinden> Moth donuts.
[23:15] <Yaijinden> That's a thing?
[23:15] <John Constantine> That's what I'm trying to determine.
[23:15] <Miki Kaze> well...
[23:15] <Miki Kaze> it has moth bits in it
[23:15] <Miki Kaze> mostly wings
[23:15] <Miki Kaze> gives it a crunch
[23:15] <John Constantine> Ehh, f[BLEEP]k it. *noms*
[23:15] <Yaijinden> Crunchy donuts.
[23:16] <Yaijinden> Pass, thanks.
[23:16] <Celeste> Moth donuts...
[23:16] * Celeste makes a face
[23:16] * the donuts are very sweet tasty...there is a crunchy bit to it...but it's mostly just like a donut but sweet
[23:17] * John Constantine digests
[23:17] * Miki Kaze waves the donut in celeste's face......waaaaaaaaaves
[23:17] <Miki Kaze> youwaaaaaant it
[23:17] <Miki Kaze> you neeeeeeeed it
[23:18] <Celeste> I'm fonder of those donuts that were on the american retelling of the story of Sailor Moon~
[23:20] <Miki Kaze> awwww donuts :(
[23:23] <Celeste> Though I think those are rice balls~
[23:23] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*poof*)
[23:26] * John Constantine rubs his temple
[23:26] * John Constantine looks around the lobby
[23:26] <Yaijinden> ♫
[23:27] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa thrash
[23:27] * Thrash walks inside, tossing a motorcycle helmet
[23:28] <Thrash> well...that was.....certainly messy
[23:28] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Bad day?
[23:28] <Thrash> I may have just blown up a school...
[23:29] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> You what?!
[23:29] <Yaijinden> Were there people in it? :D
[23:29] <Thrash> well no...well.......
[23:30] <Yaijinden> Stop dithering over the details man!
[23:30] <Thrash> there may have been a large nest of modasian cybermen
[23:30] * John Constantine eats jello with a fork
[23:31] <Yaijinden> Oh. Those aren't people~
[23:31] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> The what now?
[23:31] <Thrash> modasian cybermen
[23:31] <John Constantine> Mondasian Cybermen? Here?
[23:32] <Yaijinden> Apparently!
[23:33] <Thrash> apperently they had been in hiberiation
[23:33] <Thrash> prototypes with their own energy units
[23:33] <The Magistra> oh frell
[23:34] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Um, I may have forgetten, but the hell is a modasian cyberman?
[23:34] <Thrash> they had been awoken by a science teacher there...who was handing students over to them for alteration
[23:34] <Thrash> in return for new techology
[23:35] <John Constantine> First-generation Cybermen from the planet Mondas.
[23:36] <Thrash> they were..under the impression that mondas still existed
[23:38] <Thrash> which I...may have..told them it was not the case and may have forced them to attempt to unleash a nano bomb on this planet >.>
[23:39] * The Magistra looks like she's heard all this before. Yet is still facepalming
[23:40] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> The f[BLEEP]k?
[23:41] <Thrash> thankfully..with the help of Meladina and Kaede..we bravely......blew up a private school
[23:43] <Yaijinden> Hooray!
[23:44] * The Magistra facepalms harder
[23:44] * Thrash coughs a bit "and then I bravely..ducked out of any responsablity for doing paperwork on it"
[23:44] <Yaijinden> Hooray!
[23:44] <Meladina> No...instead I have to do it...
[23:45] <Yaijinden> Hooray?
[23:45] <Thrash> Ah there you are!
[23:45] <Thrash> well...Mel....you see..I had my reasons
[23:45] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> You didn't do the paperwork because...?
[23:46] * Meladina smacks the papers against his chest, "Yes...and here they are. You can at least file them yes?"
[23:46] <Thrash> of course I can file them *rubs his cheek a bit*
[23:47] <The Magistra> Remind me to have a discussion on the word brave if we team up
[23:47] <Thrash> I just..dread sending these to UNIT
[23:47] <Meladina> Good.
[23:48] * Celeste flops over a couch
[23:49] * Thrash arches an eyebrow at this "I hope you at least helped Kaede get home"
[23:49] * Meladina crosses her arms, looking taken aback
[23:50] <Meladina> You think I'd reneg on my word?
[23:50] <Thrash> of course not!
[23:51] <Thrash> I just had to be sure naturally
[23:52] <Meladina> I took the girl home.
[23:53] <Thrash> after tonight...I'm sure she needed the rest
[23:53] * John Constantine stuffs his face with bread.
[23:53] <Meladina> I have her some sleeping medication too
[23:54] <Thrash> ...we did right...by destroying that place....didn't we?
[23:54] <Yaijinden> Probably!
[23:54] <Yaijinden> What else do you do with Cybermen, really? Throw them into the sun?
[23:55] <Yaijinden> And it doesn't sound as though you had that opportunity.
[23:55] <Meladina> The cybermen don't need to be released here. They've caused enough damage as it is.
[23:55] <Meladina> Though the school...
[23:55] * Meladina rolls her eyes
[23:56] <Yaijinden> Add another project for the construction crews. ♫
[23:56] * Meladina glances at Thrash in a mixture of irritation and pity
[23:57] * Thrash looks back, his own gaze is filled with...a bit of doubt
[23:57] <Meladina> We could have herded them elsewhere
[23:57] <Meladina> But in any case...we took care of the threat.
[23:57] <Meladina> That's all tha tmatters
[23:58] <Thrash> yes...yes we did
[23:59] <Thrash> I hope they can help the students who had to go through this
[23:59] <Meladina> There will be days when we have to do what we dont' wish to.
[00:00] * Thrash reaches into his pocket and pulls out two wine glasses, offering one to meladina
[00:00] * Meladina accepts, "You seem quite fond of this..."
[00:01] <Thrash> I find it relaxing
[00:01] <Thrash> sometimes I even amuse myelf by letting myself get drunk
[00:02] <Meladina> ....you LET yourself get drunk?
[00:03] <Thrash> why not...it can be somewhat fun
[00:03] <Yaijinden> Euphoria, baby!
[00:03] <Meladina> You know, Thrash...
[00:04] <Thrash> hm?
[00:04] <Meladina> If I ran a chemical analysis on your emotions, I'd be willing to bet I'll find more diversity and complexity than even the most nutrient rich nebulae.
[00:05] * Thrash smiles "something like that yes"
[00:06] <Meladina> Perhaps some day I will.
[00:07] * Thrash offers up his glass in toast
[00:08] * Meladina reciprocates
[00:10] * Thrash drinks
[00:11] * Meladina drinks as well
[00:11] <Thrash> you know...this is probably the greatest thing to come out of this little planet
[00:11] <Meladina> What is? This wine you love so much?
[00:11] <John Constantine> Wow Thrash is boozing it up.
[00:12] <John Constantine> I'll leave you two lovebirds to it.
[00:12] * John Constantine gets up, stretches, and walks off, leaning on his cane a bit heavily
[00:12] *** John Constantine [jxc@symbolics.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm here and Hell is ten steps behind. )
[00:12] <Yaijinden> woooo
[00:12] <The Magistra> ......There are far better things on earth then wine
[00:13] <Celeste> Yaijinden~
[00:14] <Yaijinden> Yes, darling?
[00:14] <Thrash> that for one
[00:15] * Celeste wriggles up over the side of the couch
[00:16] <Yaijinden> Why hallo thar.
[00:16] <Celeste> Hi~ :3
[00:17] * Meladina sips at her drink
[00:17] * Meladina pulls out her notepad
[00:18] * Yaijinden curls fingers along Celeste's scalp, scratching lightly
[00:20] * Meladina sits, sips, and writes notes
[00:20] * Celeste closes her eyes
[00:20] * Thrash sits next to meladina
[00:21] * Meladina leans against Thrash, looking very much like she just wants to relax
[00:24] * Thrash blinks...and carefully puts an arm around Meladina
[00:25] * Meladina tenses a bit in surprise...and then relaxes and leans into the embrace
[00:26] * Meladina is away: This is nice...
[00:26] * Celeste makes a little content noise
[00:27] <Celeste> My darling, my love, my stars in the night sky.
[00:27] * Thrash smiles, blushing a bit
[00:28] <Yaijinden> Beloved, shining eyes, light-dancer.
[00:32] <Thrash> ever heard of the planet Xoi?
[00:33] * Thrash looks to mel and smiles
[00:33] <Thrash> intereseting place...
[00:33] <Thrash> ...completely lifeless and bareen
[00:33] <Thrash> *barren
[00:33] <Thrash> ...but for one single small pool
[00:33] <Thrash> ...a pool that sings
[00:34] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa souldier
[00:34] * Souldier walks in from the elevator and sits down
[00:35] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Yo.
[00:35] <Thrash> philsophers..poets..artists....they've all sat by that pool and listend to that song
[00:36] <Thrash> ...I should take you there someday....maybe you'd find some inspiration
[00:37] * Souldier waves
[00:37] * Souldier takes out a set of tools and gets to work on a pistol
[00:41] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[00:41] <Matsumi Kaze> hey guyv
[00:41] <Souldier> ?me waves with one hand while he works
[00:41] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2 (*keeps talking to mel*)
[00:42] <Matsumi Kaze> busy?
[00:42] <Souldier> Not really. Just focused.
[00:42] <Souldier> What y'all two up to
[00:44] <Matsumi Kaze> hm? two?
[00:44] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Nothing much. Relaxing.
[00:45] * Celeste gives Yai a kiss and whispers something in his ear.
[00:45] <Souldier> I'd say something about the other two but they're ocupado
[00:45] * Celeste takes his hands and pulls him up to a standing position
[00:46] <Yaijinden> Quite. ♫
[00:46] * Yaijinden follows suit
[00:46] * Celeste guides him toward the stairs
[00:47] <Yaijinden> Lead on, fairest~
[00:48] * Celeste is away: occupado con sleeping! ...y besos <_<
[00:48] * Yaijinden is away: ♫
[00:49] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> I better get myself outta here. I'm getting tired.
[00:49] *** Ryoko Mitsurugi [SamuraiGirl@803rdBrigade.MKArmy.mil] has quit IRC (Night, guys.)
[00:49] * Matsumi Kaze sits at the Q sofa, dressed in her pajamas
[00:49] <Matsumi Kaze> so what are you making
[00:52] <Souldier> 1911 for Zept.
[00:52] * Souldier is etching something on the barrel
[00:54] <Matsumi Kaze> very nice
[00:58] <Souldier> ^_^
[01:01] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[01:03] <Souldier> Just putting runes.
[01:06] <Matsumi Kaze> runes?
[01:06] <Souldier> Yep
[01:06] <Souldier> He wants to add a magical charge to 'em
[01:09] <Matsumi Kaze> any reason?
[01:14] <Souldier> He became interested in them after last year's budokai
[01:15] <Matsumi Kaze> huh neat
[01:16] <Souldier> He's probably gonna do the same with the ammo
[01:16] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[01:19] <Souldier> Once I'm done with this one, it'll be on to Melandia's
[01:24] <Matsumi Kaze> oh?
[01:24] <Souldier> Yep.
[01:24] <Souldier> But I've been lolly gagging with this one for a while
[01:28] * Matsumi Kaze nods and yawns
[01:31] * Souldier puts it away. "on that note. I'm goin' back to bed
[01:32] <Matsumi Kaze> same
[01:32] <Matsumi Kaze> night
[01:33] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (zzzz)
[01:38] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[11:18] * @RiderHeroProject changes topic to ` *** Topic is - - [19:13] <Celeste Cullen> I just can't seem to quit you. [19:13] <Yaijinden> maybe a twelve-step program would help | Mike is getting back into WoW, suggest him a realm! | Lupa Event Thingâ„¢ Monday at 20:00 CBT (Followup from stuff with Eiry)`
[11:19] *** @RiderHeroProject [MilkyWayWarrior@TeamRK.or.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (break time poof)
[11:35] * Caroline Carr looks at Emmy.
[11:35] *** Emmy is




More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'River Music' by Paul Sullivan.

[11:42] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:42] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Paisley Pythia Peinforte

[11:42] <@spiritflame> ohayo @paisley pythia peinforte
[11:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte relaxes on one of the sofas.
[11:47] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:47] <@spiritflame> ohayo crimsontamer
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Morning.
[11:48] * CrimsonTamer is a bloody mess as she staggers in and collappses onto a sofa
[11:48] <CrimsonTamer> ow...morning...ow....
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What happened to you?
[11:49] * A camera flash goes off somewhere overheard.
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /em firs off a heat-seeking rocket athr ef[BLEEP]king camera flash
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NOT NOW.
[11:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes over to Jillian and gives her some Morbius Lotion heavling salve.
[11:50] * A loud shriek is heard as something explodes.
[11:50] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:50] <@spiritflame> ohayo aratasujou
[11:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh it such a dilemma. I love reading what the paparazzi provides but they are such a pain in my ass.
[11:51] * Aratasujou trots into the room, looking around anxiously. "What go boom?!"
[11:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A rocket.
[11:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte taps her trusty Anti-Paparazzi cannon.
[11:52] <Aratasujou> ME NO LIKE BOOM-BOOMS!!! >:9
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Door's that way, honey~
[11:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte idly points
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You've come to boom-boom centrale~
[11:54] <Aratasujou> >:(
[11:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm you must have hypersensitive hearing. I can give you earplugs.
[11:54] <CrimsonTamer> I'll heal...just...broken bones...hurt
[11:54] <CrimsonTamer> take a bit...longer to heal
[11:54] <Aratasujou> No, me hearing fine. Me no like boom-booms, is all.
[11:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This place was raised on explosions.
[11:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Of one kind or another.
[11:56] * Aratasujou grumbles and flicks her ears in annoyance.
[11:56] <Aratasujou> Me no like boom-booms.
[11:56] <Aratasujou> Who you make explodies?
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That annoying reporter girl
[11:57] * CrimsonTamer chucks a candy bar at the annoying familiar
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Aya something, not reiko,
[11:57] <CrimsonTamer> go bug someone else
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The new Aya something.
[11:59] * Aratasujou takes the candy bar and NOMS it! :3
[11:59] <Aratasujou> Ooooooh! Me know!
[12:00] * CrimsonTamer chucks a giant bag of candy bars at the familiar go bug that reporter...get rid of her
[12:01] <Aratasujou> Nosy Dummy Tengu Girl!
[12:03] * Aratasujou takes the candy bars. >:3
[12:04] * Aratasujou is away 
[12:05] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:05] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa mister dinsdale
[12:05] * Mister Dinsdale crashes on a sofa
[12:05] * Sounds of struggling, fighting, and what sound like lots of old-fashioned meat-slappers start to resonate throughout the Lobby.
[12:05] * CrimsonTamer throws a pillow at dinsdale
[12:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~, Jack.
[12:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..and people are slapping their meat.
[12:06] <Mister Dinsdale> .......
[12:06] * Mister Dinsdale takes the pillow to the face and just slinks out, hearing that
[12:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[12:07] * CrimsonTamer giggles but grimaces
[12:07] <CrimsonTamer> oh god...broken ribs....
[12:07] <-> No! No! No! Nononononononononono~!!
[12:07] <-> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!!!!!!
[12:07] * Aratasujou is back
[12:07] <Aratasujou> ^__________^
[12:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe you should see Aes.
[12:07] *** Eilean has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:07] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa eilean
[12:08] <Eilean> maybe I can help?
[12:09] <Aratasujou> Me back! Nosy Dummy Tengu Girl no bother anyone for little bit.
[12:09] * CrimsonLeader gets up from his seat...
[12:09] <CrimsonLeader> Jillian, let's get you home.
[12:09] <Aratasujou> Camera now be gone!
[12:09] <Eilean> ....
[12:09] <Aratasujou> Tengu-girl now constipated too!
[12:09] <Eilean> huh
[12:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My kingdom for grammar correct.
[12:09] * Eilean waves to Paisley
[12:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves back
[12:10] <Eilean> >.> <.<
[12:10] * Eilean sneaks over to Paisley
[12:10] <Eilean> ...you have any more of those magizines?
[12:10] <Aratasujou> And yes, those two factors are INDEED related! >:D
[12:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The ones you can show your parents or not
[12:11] <Eilean> you know...the ones with the quizzes
[12:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes!
[12:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her a bunch of Cosmo, Tean Beat, Seventeen and the like.
[12:12] <Eilean> thanks >.>
[12:12] <CrimsonTamer> I'll heal...just...it takes...a bit for...for broken bones...to heal...c-compared...t-to flesh wounds..
[12:12] * Aratasujou sneaks over to Paisley and Eilean. "What that all be?"
[12:13] <CrimsonLeader> I know, Jillian....
[12:13] <Aratasujou> [size=16] :3[/color]
[12:13] * CrimsonLeader hoists her over his shoulder and carries her to Paris
[12:14] <Eilean> GAH NOTHING
[12:14] <Aratasujou> :3
[12:14] * CrimsonTamer grimaces and coughs in pain
[12:15] <CrimsonTamer> D-Dad...ow...ribs..
[12:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quality literature for the discerning woman.
[12:15] <CrimsonLeader> Exactly...you're going to your grandmother
[12:15] *** CrimsonLeader [logan@abyss.net (french edition)] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Now.)
[12:15] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I could heal just fine if you just left me on the couch...)
[12:17] <Aratasujou> Me wanna look! :D
[12:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her a copy of "eats, shoots and leaves" :P
[12:19] <Aratasujou> :/
[12:19] <Aratasujou> ...HUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT BE THIS?!
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It be means to fixy your yoda-on-sugar-caffiene-crack style grammar
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> English operates on a Subject-Verb-object basis.
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts on academic's robes.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now we shall begin.
[12:22] <Aratasujou> >:P
[12:22] <Aratasujou> Me speak just fine.
[12:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The present continuous is used to talk about present situations which we see as short-term or temporary. We use the present simple to talk about present situations which we see as long-term or permanent.
[12:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /mw whats her on the head with a metersick
[12:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte whacks her on the head with a metersick
[12:23] * Eilean is away: *hiding the magazines under her bed on Aes*
[12:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No! Wrong!
[12:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "I speak just fine."
[12:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The proper personal pronoun is "I".
[12:23] <Aratasujou> Me speak just fine.
[12:23] <Aratasujou> :P
[12:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte whacks her again
[12:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm you like candy.
[12:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Perhaps operant conditioning is in order.
[12:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte produces a bag of candy.
[12:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Every time you use the correct personal prnoun, you shall recieve a piece of tasty candy.
[12:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Every time you fail to, you will get the meterstick to the head.
[12:25] <Franziska von Karma> Miss Paisley Pythia Pienforte, what foolishess are you folling with now?
[12:25] <Aratasujou> Why you do this, Paisley-lady? Nothing be wrong with me talking.
[12:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Nails on a chalkboard, kid. -
[12:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /angast Nails on a mental freaking chalkboard
[12:26] * Franziska von Karma WHIPS Paisley
[12:26] <Franziska von Karma> Stop your foolish attempts to educate the foolish electronic mascot!
[12:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BUT OW THAT HURTS ><
[12:27] * Aratasujou clicks her head to the side a little for a moment.
[12:27] <Franziska von Karma> Then you must ask yourself what hurts more-- her continuous, wilful and unrepentant crimes against proper speech..or my whip.
[12:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> f[BLEEP]king haaaaate you
[12:28] <Aratasujou> Is this more to your likely, Karnian academician-lady?
[12:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know you have a cover identity as Saccharine Fox-girl thing
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but if I educate that cover identrity, then it doesn't look od that you're speaking normally.
[12:29] * Franziska von Karma now sees that they are ignoring her and going into conference.
[12:29] <Franziska von Karma> Hmph.
[12:29] * Franziska von Karma goes and gets some iced tea from the bar.
[12:30] <Aratasujou> Because everyone tends to ignore and overlook a genki, broken-grammared fox-girl who openly seems to lack higher intelligence.
[12:30] * Aratasujou bows in apology to Franziska. "Begging your pardon for any inadvertantly implying ignorings."
[12:31] * Eilean is back
[12:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Allow me to retort.
[12:31] * Eilean beams back in "....not sure why I hid those..."
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That speech pattern is WAY MORE noticeable.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You drawe more attention to yourself. More scrutiny.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who else talks like thaT?
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The former Baddest Jedi in the galaxy.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So ironically you position yourself to be even more powerful!
[12:33] <Franziska von Karma> ¬_¬
[12:33] <Franziska von Karma> Don't practice law, girl.
[12:33] <Aratasujou> Permit me to make a counter-retort if you will.
[12:34] * Aratasujou clears her throat.
[12:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shoots franzy a nasty look
[12:34] <Aratasujou> KONICHIWA-PAISLEY KUN! Me be lots-lots happy to see you! Oooooo, pretty outfit! Me likes!
[12:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stuffs her fist in her mouth
[12:35] * Aratasujou awaits Paisley's reaction, smilling.
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whyyyy
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay fine
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So you come off as totally ridiculous
[12:36] <Aratasujou> Simple. Deception.
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I concede ><
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who are you deceiving though you're in the HOUSE ><
[12:36] * Franziska von Karma WHIPS Paisley again
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OW WHY
[12:36] <Franziska von Karma> The pain takes your mind off her.
[12:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> KILL YOU
[12:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte RUSHES Franziska
[12:37] * Franziska von Karma leans to one side
[12:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte IMPACTS the bar, which EXPLODES
[12:37] <Franziska von Karma> Feeling better?
[12:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte lays there, twitching, spasming
[12:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A bit.
[12:38] <Aratasujou> /SQEUAK Higher cognitive functions are deactivated in that mode. Any scan made on me to determine my level of power or intelligence will come back indicating I have little more than a basic level of IQ and at most a limited personality simulation running on a equally limited neural net processor.
[12:38] <Eilean> O_o
[12:38] <Aratasujou> ^
[12:38] <Eilean> geez.......
[12:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but it doesn't maaaaaaaoh what the f[BLEEP]k Franziska beer me.
[12:39] <Aratasujou> In *this* mode my neural net processor is running at capacity.
[12:39] * Franziska von Karma upends a beer can and lets the golden liquid flow into Paisley's mouth
[12:39] * LOVELYgirl comes up from downstairs, pulling on a shirt over her workout gear, and goes though into the restaurant to sit in a shadowy corner with two other figures
[12:40] <Eilean> ugh...what is wrong with you people
[12:40] <Aratasujou> You know, most here in the Hotel know, but there come visitors.
[12:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hacks caughs and chokes but accepts the beverage
[12:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's okay I'm okay now beer cures it all
[12:40] * Aratasujou pats Paisley on the back to help her keep from choking.
[12:40] <Eilean> that beer is crap
[12:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i no longer care you be grammar brokey good it is yes yippee
[12:41] <Aratasujou> Now you just be silly! :P
[12:41] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte burbles and just lets intoxication reign supreme
[12:41] *** Eilean has left #suburbansenshi2 (meh)
[12:41] * Aratasujou looks at Paisley in confusion. She's drunk already?
[12:42] <Aratasujou> Want know another secret?
[12:44] * Aratasujou floats up into the air. "Hold me!"
[12:44] <Aratasujou> :D
[12:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte HOLDS the plushie
[12:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you're so cute you know that~
[12:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> soo waarm and furful
[12:45] <Aratasujou> You holding tight?
[12:45] * Aratasujou cuts her contragrav systems with a thought and her apparent body weight instantly returns to its true level.
[12:46] * Aratasujou weighs almost NINETY POUNDS.
[12:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte struggles a bit but then hefts that easy
[12:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you need a diet, luv
[12:48] <Thrash> ....
[12:48] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:48] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa thrash
[12:48] <Aratasujou> Warm, furful, and TOUGH! :D
[12:48] <Thrash> been hitting the bottle, Paisley?
[12:49] * LOVELYgirl , HK, and Trax lean over toward the table, looking at something and discussing with seriousface
[12:49] * Aratasujou grins and starts flicking her contragrav systems on and off so she basically starts bouncing up and down.
[12:49] <Aratasujou> This is what me do me sit on you! Sit on you! Sit on you!
[12:50] * Aratasujou bounces right into Paisley's lap.
[12:50] * Thrash sighs and pats Paisley's head
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's rapping my face
[12:50] <Franziska von Karma> Hello, Mister Thrash.
[12:50] <Aratasujou> This is what me do me sit on you! Right on your lap!
[12:51] <Thrash> hello Von Karma
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte almost makes a very bad joke about altaroboys
[12:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> T_T
[12:52] <Franziska von Karma> This foolish circus never ceases to amuse.
[12:52] * Aratasujou giggles and stops, dropping back down to the floor.
[12:52] <Thrash> I suppose so...
[12:52] * Thrash fiddles with a bit of machinery
[12:55] <Aratasujou> Me stop bugging you now. ^__^
[12:55] * LOVELYgirl comes back with a bowl of marinated meat and a hot chocolate, and lies on a couch a minute or two before eating quickly
[12:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^^
[12:55] * Aratasujou gives Paisley a hug on her leg. "You a big silly, but me like you."
[12:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sprawls on a couch "thank you Aratatatats suu joe~
[12:56] <Aratasujou> O__o
[12:57] <Thrash> she is quite drunk
[12:57] <Aratasujou> She be three sheets to the wind!
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm slash fics for today, thrash and the sonic screwdriver... aratasujou and e.b. strunk... the three shadowy lupa and a full moon orgy
[12:58] <Thrash> I don't own a sonic screwdriver
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "You came already? Mirana
[12:58] <Thrash> you KNOW that
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "You came already?" Miara complained. "No I was just howling at the moon" the other one said. "Oh okay"
[12:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> fine fine the sonic ring
[12:59] <Thrash> better
[12:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> thrash fastened the sonic ring onto the rapidly rigid "rod off rassilon" and began pumping her for iformation
[13:00] <Aratasujou> ...What she be talking about? What a fic-slash?
[13:00] <Thrash> don't ask
[13:00] <LOVELYgirl> if you ever need help writing a domination story, let me know :p
[13:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "me no understand!" artatata complained. "THEN YOU GET THE HOSE!" Strunk boomed in a stentorian voice, lashing her
[13:01] <LOVELYgirl> Paise likes writing sex stories.
[13:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> as you can see i got this
[13:01] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[13:02] <Franziska von Karma> Just keep me out of your foolish imaginings filled with the foolish foilbles of foolish fools foolishly fornicating.
[13:02] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2 (I..can't focus)
[13:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Franziska couldn't hold it in and more and after the 67th bad movie just lashed constaitne to within an inch of his life, pinning him tot he sof---
[13:02] <LOVELYgirl> Aww. And we didn't even start with Meladina yet...
[13:02] * Franziska von Karma LASHES PISLEY
[13:03] <Franziska von Karma> NO!
[13:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte opasses out T_T
[13:03] <Franziska von Karma> Hmph
[13:03] <LOVELYgirl> Aww...
[13:04] <LOVELYgirl> Elie aan, that was not enough >>
[13:04] * LOVELYgirl goes back to the restaurant
[13:04] <Franziska von Karma> - Enough what. -
[13:04] * Aratasujou thwaps the passed-out Paisley with her squeaky-mallet!
[13:04] * Franziska von Karma drinsk her iced tea.
[13:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte flops with each squeak
[13:05] * Aratasujou keeps hitting her! :D
[13:05] <LOVELYgirl> In words you'd understand, to replace all the mana I expended this morning.
[13:06] * LOVELYgirl now has a hearty salad with blood red dressing, and a piece of yummy chocolate cake :D
[13:06] <Aratasujou> Paisley-lady be silly! Me go tell Kits about new floppy-dance!
[13:06] <Aratasujou> Arigato, everybodies!
[13:07] <LOVELYgirl> ...you're messing with her nervous system while she's unconscious?
[13:07] * Aratasujou gives Paisley a tail-thwap on the head as she trots out.
[13:07] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi2 (NYORO~!! =^ ^=)
[13:08] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:08] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa matsumi kaze
[13:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte groggily comes to
[13:08] * Matsumi Kaze walks in, reading a news paper
[13:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what has become of my life
[13:08] <Matsumi Kaze> afternoon
[13:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hi joanna
[13:08] <LOVELYgirl> hey matsi
[13:09] * Matsumi Kaze slaps Paisley up the side of her head
[13:10] <LOVELYgirl> Hopefully that reset something
[13:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh f[BLEEP]k that hurt.
[13:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good morning.
[13:10] <Matsumi Kaze> it's past noon
[13:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Cool.
[13:11] * LOVELYgirl looks outside
[13:11] <LOVELYgirl> about quarter after 1
[13:13] <Matsumi Kaze> been out of it long, paisley?
[13:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah i ahevn;t gotten any in a long time
[13:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait, what?
[13:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ...pfft
[13:15] <LOVELYgirl> someone needs to find a new "friend" it sounds like
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yuo guys all suck.
[13:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rolls over ont he couch and passes out again, drooling
[13:16] <LOVELYgirl> or we could buy you one, that might be fun?
[13:16] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[13:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[13:16] <Franziska von Karma> No prostitution in the Hotel!
[13:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nao nao
[13:17] <LOVELYgirl> not what i meant!
[13:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i haz cleen grrls
[13:17] * Franziska von Karma WHIPS the... where did she go?
[13:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi iz 2 fast 4 u bich hhshshss
[13:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi rans betwean pplz lags
[13:18] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (im cheep lyke in da videao gayme)
[13:18] * LOVELYgirl pulls up a site for ceratin "toys" on her phone waves it in front of Paisley's face
[13:18] <LOVELYgirl> *certain
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whee
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> thafs okay i stole a sonic scredrive from x
[13:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte passes out again
[13:19] <LOVELYgirl> heh. then the only other thing is to go out and associate with people other than here
[13:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ..........
[13:20] <LOVELYgirl> oh, did you want to look at some, Matsi?
[13:20] <Matsumi Kaze> wait what
[13:20] <Matsumi Kaze> look I have deki..I don't need it
[13:21] <LOVELYgirl> you guys don't use any toys with each other? really??
[13:22] <Franziska von Karma> O_o
[13:22] * Franziska von Karma is away: I need to check the court dockets..o rsomething.
[13:23] <Matsumi Kaze> not usually
[13:24] <LOVELYgirl> if you say so~
[13:26] <LOVELYgirl> hm...too bad Taki has Zan today.
[13:29] <LOVELYgirl> But, well...tonight's going to be..difficult.
[13:30] <LOVELYgirl> Maybe I better go check on Danus
[13:31] * LOVELYgirl is away 
[13:32] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[13:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wakes up again
[13:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or maybe Matsumi / Joanna
[13:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that would be interesting
[13:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Symmetrical Docking"
[13:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ...you know you're talking about my twin sister right?
[13:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...which is why it's "symmetrical"
[13:36] <Yaijinden> which is why it's GREAT..
[13:36] <Yaijinden> We're talking about slashfic.
[13:37] <Yaijinden> Gender preferences, genetic similarities, all are secondary, or even irrelevant!
[13:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm Yaijinden / Celeste... now e get enough of that already... Yaijinden and Plant-kun, now there's a story.
[13:37] <Yaijinden> A tale as old as time.
[13:37] * Plant-kun wiggles suggestively
[13:37] <Yaijinden> It would not be the first time either.
[13:38] <Yaijinden> Sorry, she has dibs nowadays. :3
[13:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh. Yaijinden / Plant-kun II: Forbidden Rendevous
[13:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh well we can throw Celeste in as well
[13:38] <Yaijinden> yes yes
[13:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A Triptych Tryst
[13:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A Triptych Tryst... with a TWIST.
[13:39] <Matsumi Kaze> you going to write any of these?
[13:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Yaijinden lay helpless as the vines advanced, binding both he and Celeste into an ever-more-perfect-union (thors anside)
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^thorns aside
[13:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Plant-kun, for its part, was drenchind the duo in sticky chlorophyll"
[13:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh~ Is Matsumi interested?
[13:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte adjusts her glasses
[13:42] <Matsumi Kaze> perhaps
[13:43] <Yaijinden> snrk
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Are you ready, Darling?" Matsumi asked Hideki, who as usual, failed to respond."
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Hideki dear," Matsumi continued, showing some leg.
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hideki was impassive as ever.
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This was a problem-- because MAtsumi could never tell whether he was truly disinterested, or actually enthusiastic, due to his Kirsten Stewart like face.
[13:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> With herculean effort, Hideki managed to displace one of his eyebows a millimeter upwards, signifying erotic arousal
[13:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and Then he was upon him, and The Ravishment commenced.
[13:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^she
[13:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `Enter at your peril, b[BLEEP]ches! Paisley slashes at random. | Mike is getting back into WoW, suggest him a realm! | Lupa Event Thingâ„¢ Monday at 20:00 CBT (Followup from stuff with Eiry) `
[13:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ............
[13:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte crosses her legs, nods in approval.
[13:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well, how was that.
[13:48] <Matsumi Kaze> excuse me a moment
[13:49] * Matsumi Kaze walks over to a closet and closes the door behind her
[13:49] * Matsumi Kaze is away: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah!
[13:51] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[13:51] * Matsumi Kaze walks back out
[13:51] <Matsumi Kaze> that was good
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Glad you approve.
[13:54] <Matsumi Kaze> *cough* of course
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good.
[13:57] <Matsumi Kaze> I will...be right back
[13:57] <Matsumi Kaze> need to make..a change
[13:57] * Matsumi Kaze is away: ><
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> kekeke.
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I still got it~
[14:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte lurks like a spider in her cushy sofa web, waiting for more hapless prey
[14:03] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> what are you doing, mother
[14:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Random slashwork.
[14:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles darkly
[14:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Perhaps the universe thinks I wills pare you... my child.
[14:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hm?
[14:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But this is not to be.
[14:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Kaelyn looked at Ike with interest... the boy had done everything short of ordering mail-order pills to increase his physical age to match his mental one...
[14:06] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte listens
[14:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So far, these attempts had failed. But standing there, in the pale moonlight, nude as the day we has spit out by the 400 machine, endowed with his ridiculously large black faux-leather goat-horn codpiece... she could not help but feel a small flush of... _stimulation_
[14:07] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte listens
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Taking out a bottle of "Nimon's Courage Elixir" she chugged it back and prepared to conquer the Sandworm.
[14:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's as much as you get for free.
[14:10] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has her eyes closed, blushing and smiling
[14:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte raises an eyebrow
[14:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh wait till I tell Ike he has a shot~
[14:12] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks at her mother quietly at that
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't worry.
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm just trolling you.
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do what you want :)
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or whom
[14:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stifles a laugh
[14:14] <psYchO_saKi> Careful, you're sounding like morrigan~
[14:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH YOU DID NOT
[14:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> let us simply say...
[14:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte fires a rocket blast At Sakura April, DECAPITATING HER
[14:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I see...potential
[14:15] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[14:15] * psYchO_saKi 's body falls backwards like a lump
[14:15] * psYchO_saKi 's head rolls back over to the body, swearing
[14:15] * psYchO_saKi reattaches
[14:16] * psYchO_saKi gets back up
[14:16] <psYchO_saKi> kekeke too close for comfort, eh~?
[14:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> and that potential perhaps....
[14:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> does attract me a bit
[14:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a literary artiste.
[14:16] * psYchO_saKi looks over at Kaelyn
[14:17] <psYchO_saKi> hah!
[14:17] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I am the one, the Only one, I am the One, your Kingdom Come, gimme the Prize!)
[14:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :/
[14:17] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte arches an eyebrow
[14:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> SAKURA APRIL APPROACHED THE OTASTER SENSUALLY, BUT AS SHE STROKED ITS CHROME GRILL. IT SHUDDERED QUICKLY, EJECTING FLAMING HOT TOAST. SHE SIGHED, NEVER COULD SHE FIND SATISFACTION!
[14:18] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has quit IRC (F[BLEEP]K YOU B[BLEEP]CH I HEARD THAT)
[14:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Raargh.
[14:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you seem to have aggervated her
[14:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The feeling is mutual
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Still, we'll be cool.
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yuor grandmother was always a bit of a hothead.
[14:23] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte nods slowly and pets the minature demon on her shoulder
[14:25] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> apperently so
[14:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's cute.
[14:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What is that, a Daemon?
[14:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> no...it is a small construct created through Daemon science
[14:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte blinks
[14:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tell me more.
[14:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> it is created from a mix of artifical and organic components bound together with psychic energy drawn from various sources
[14:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> đŸ¾
[14:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ??
[14:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> so like a Golem?
[14:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I belive the Earth term is a homunculus
[14:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh.
[14:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grumbles about mr. f[BLEEP]king sin
[14:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hm?
[14:35] <John Constantine> Bah you think Mr. Sin was bad.
[14:35] <John Constantine> Try Ludvik Gunnar, the Olso Homonculus.
[14:35] <John Constantine> There was a ba[BLEEP]rd and a half.
[14:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Constantine
[14:38] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks at Constantine
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He tried to hide it, but he couldn't. The hero-worship phase had melted, but he realized that he still wanted to be near Franziska... movie nights or non. He--
[14:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte GETS WHIPPED
[14:38] <Franziska von Karma> I TOLD YOU NO
[14:38] <John Constantine> ...
[14:38] <Franziska von Karma> ...
[14:39] <Franziska von Karma> Why ARE YOU SO INTERESTED?!
[14:39] * Franziska von Karma SHIPS Constantine!
[14:39] <Franziska von Karma> WHIPS
[14:39] <Franziska von Karma> ><
[14:39] <John Constantine> GRAAGGHGH and LOL
[14:39] * Franziska von Karma Chases him out, whipping him
[14:39] *** John Constantine [jxc@symbolics.com] has quit IRC (OW HAHAHA OW HAHAHAHA OW HAHAHAHA)
[14:39] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has quit IRC (GET BACK HERE, YOU FOOLISH FOOL!)
[14:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay new rule
[14:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO ABUSE TO THE WRITER
[14:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rubs her face
[14:42] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte offers paisley a balm
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But it looks like I may have hit a nerve.
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> thanks
[14:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte rubs her face and forks over an appropriate sum
[14:43] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte takes the money
[14:46] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I must go mother
[14:46] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh....and that story was..indeed good
[14:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you.
[14:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> glad you approved :)
[14:47] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte smiles, still blushing a bit and curties
[14:47] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi2 (hm...)
[14:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Such a polite young woman. She certainly doesn't get it from me.
[15:01] <Mysterious Man> oh I don't know.....you seem polite enough
[15:02] * Mysterious Man grins a bit, doffing his hat
[15:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can be a right b[BLEEP]ch when riled, and you know it.
[15:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and did you steal your clothes from the Riddler?
[15:03] * Mysterious Man walks up, moving face to face to her
[15:03] <Mysterious Man> oh now....be kind...I'd say I rather look good like this
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eh, possibly.
[15:04] * Mysterious Man pokes Paisley's nose
[15:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd write a slash firc for you but that would be giving too much away~
[15:05] * Meladina slowly exits her TARDIS
[15:05] <Mysterious Man> yes well....I prefer to stay mysterious
[15:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[15:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meladina on the other hand...
[15:06] <Meladina> What are you scheming over there?
[15:06] <Mysterious Man> now if you excuse me....I have some words to exchange with my offspring
[15:06] * Mysterious Man doffs his hat and leaves
[15:06] *** Mysterious Man has left #suburbansenshi2 (where are yooou ♫)
[15:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Oh yes, the Neutron Ram!" Meladina gasped, clutching the sides of the console as it shuddered violently. "I do believe--" Thrash gasped " I do believe I've gotten to the maximum threshold!" he grunted. "HURRY UP AND PURGE THE HELMIC REGULATOR!" Meladina screamed. Thrash clutched on tightly and folded back the Omega configuration, shuddering slowly as Meladina gasped a sigh of relief.
[15:09] <Meladina> .......
[15:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grins like a Cheshire cat.
[15:13] * Meladina has....nothing to say to that, turns a deep red, and promptly returns to her TARDIS
[15:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paisley Wins
[15:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte crosss her legs and waits for the next victim
[15:16] *** Vainamoinen has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:16] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa vainamoinen
[15:16] * Vainamoinen appears, glancing at Paisley
[15:16] <Vainamoinen> :3
[15:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh.
[15:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh you think this will be difficult do you, universe?
[15:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cracks her knuckles
[15:17] * Vainamoinen just watches
[15:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Vainamoinen wandered through the fields, skipping daintly as [she/she/it] progressed forth, every touch a stimulating hot of senusal pleasure, for as a higher being he/she/it was one with all things, all all things were one with hir; every step was stimulation, every breath a climax--
[15:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Until of course the World Tree loomed into view... now there was a stout pole if ever there was one
[15:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was a challenge, to be sure-- but Vainamoinen was not one to be trifled with
[15:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Raising one leg delicately, he/she/it embraced the tree, bending back, and the tree similarly embraced SHE
[15:21] * Vainamoinen claps, in a more female form now "very good...very good"
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> to an even more omniscient viewr it would have seemed like Vaianmoinen was pole dancing the entirety of creation... and in fact that was what she was doing
[15:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And those raindrops on your head, dear reader? Yeah... not rain. FIN
[15:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Vain Pointedly
[15:22] *** Vainamoinen has left #suburbansenshi2 (very good)
[15:22] <Mortal Kombat Voice> PAISLEY. WINS. FLAWLESS. VICTOLY
[15:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> tee hee ♫
[15:23] * Chloe meanders into the room, wearing the huge hoodie again
[15:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay kids dont' count.
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That'll get me arrested, or burned, or something.
[15:24] <Chloe> ^__^
[15:24] * Chloe settles onto the couch beside Paisley
[15:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :P
[15:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pats her on the head
[15:25] <Chloe> Hi miss Pastey
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There will come a moment, small bramble-bush, when Iw ill cofer your ears; do not be afraid. It is for your own protection.
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^cover
[15:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her arm
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not that pale, Am I?
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I should probbaly get a tanning booth.
[15:26] * Chloe tilts her head curiously
[15:27] <Chloe> Your name is miss Pastey right?
[15:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah you mean "Pays-lee"
[15:33] <Chloe> Pays...teee.....
[15:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pays.. Lee
[15:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Luh... Leee.
[15:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries to sound it out for the kid
[15:34] *** Eilean has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:34] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa eilean
[15:34] * Eilean walks back in with a couple of bags
[15:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eilean... kekek
[15:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gently covers Chloe's ears
[15:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh Jamieson, your name rminds me so much of a liquor, even though I'm not old enough to drink...
[15:36] * Chloe blinks...and giggles and waves at sissy!! :D
[15:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡ But I could take a long tall drink of you~ ♡
[15:36] * Eilean blinks...
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Jameson Atlas, despite being named after a map, had no clue how to navigate this situation
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eliean led him over to the woodshed... "don't worry, I'll be gentle"
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And then the tongs came out
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WOW lol I don't know where this is going
[15:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte calls this one a draw
[15:38] <Eilean> ...well...
[15:38] <Eilean> to be honest...
[15:38] * Eilean starts to go into greater detail of where it could go
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[15:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte writes this DOWN
[15:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I knew I liked you for some reason, kid.
[15:39] <Eilean> also I do drink
[15:40] <Mortal Kombat Voice> Eliam. Wins. FRIENDSHIP
[15:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh right Elf.
[15:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> forgot.
[15:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was going to use the ears as "handles"
[15:41] * Eilean pats Chloe on the head
[15:42] <Chloe> :3
[15:43] * Eilean digs through one of the bags....and pulls out a doll, offering it to Chloe
[15:44] <Chloe> For me?
[15:45] <Eilean> mmhm
[15:46] * Chloe takes the dolly :D
[15:47] <Chloe> Oooo it's so pretty!!
[15:49] <Eilean> hey anything for my little sis
[15:49] * Chloe HUGS Eilean
[15:50] * Eilean returns the hug
[15:54] <Chloe> ^__^
[15:56] <Eilean> ^^
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes to the bar and gets some ginger ale, this is entirely the wrong sort of hugging she's in the mood to envision today
[16:03] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks downstairs...and gives her mother some money
[16:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's this for?
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[16:03] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa pneumadendron
[16:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Inspector Gadget while she waits for the nex....
[16:04] * pneumadendron slowly appears in the tree
[16:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> payment
[16:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> for a continued story
[16:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pnuemadendron appeared in the tree, thinking it would be a day like any other day, but as she sat there, Plant-kun's tendrils swlowy made their way about her arm
[16:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "You always care for the plants", Plant-kun moaned in his low, Barry White voice, "but now let the plants take care of you~"
[16:05] <Chloe> O_O
[16:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wrapping her tightly in his incredib... *covers chloes ears* ly strong vines, Plant-kun carried over to a lake, and fed her pellets of miracle grow, some of shich he used on himself~
[16:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> thus endowed with greater stamen-a, plant-kun proceeded to pollinate and fertilize with while abandon, the dryad dry no more
[16:07] <Chloe> >>
[16:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^wild
[16:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Afterwards, with a bloom on her cheeks, Pnuema resumed her seat in the tree a bit awkardly, only to find she had become with the child of Zeus... like every other freaking Dryad in the universe. Filing for the oblig. child support, she became rich and powerful.
[16:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte uncovers Chloe's Ears
[16:09] * Chloe glances between miss Pastey, sissy, and mama
[16:10] <pneumadendron> I see Aoide favors you.
[16:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[16:12] * in a room somewhere, three teenager girls are fighting amoung each other to who gets to take credit for this one
[16:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Kaelyn's money
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I cant'; take it
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You have to make your own sequel >:D
[16:13] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte puts the money away
[16:14] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte blushes a bit at that
[16:14] * pneumadendron beacons to Chloe
[16:15] * Chloe runs over to mama :D
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[16:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa crimsontamer
[16:15] <CrimsonTamer> So how would you make a story for me, Paisley? ^_^
[16:15] <CrimsonTamer> I'm interested to know
[16:15] <pneumadendron> Come, child. You may turn on the water.
[16:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm
[16:16] * pneumadendron picks up Chloe and sits her on the counter next to the sink
[16:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Jillian tested her whip again, this was working perfectly. Oz lay on the ground, at her mercy. It was time to show the Chain who was "boss"
[16:17] * Chloe turns on the faucet
[16:18] * pneumadendron stops up the sink, and lets it fill 3/4 before putting her hand in
[16:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "No woman can best me!" Oz declared defiantly. "Is that so!?" Jillian declared, getting the saddle.
[16:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and I got nothing XD
[16:19] <Mortal Kombat Voice> Jillian... wins
[16:21] * CrimsonTamer grins
[16:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know enough about you Baskervilles yet. Yet.
[16:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Muaha.
[16:22] * Chloe is just...staring....O_O
[16:22] <pneumadendron> Perhaps you should begin considering choosing a tree, child.
[16:22] <Chloe> A tree, mama?
[16:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You want a strong tree, a sturdy tree, firm and hard.
[16:23] <pneumadendron> Then you would have your own home.
[16:23] <Eilean> a..tree...
[16:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Vigorous and powerful, a trunk worthy of str...
[16:23] * Eilean blinks...and gets an idea!
[16:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes and gets more stuff to drink
[16:23] <Eilean> I have trees around my home
[16:24] <pneumadendron> Your home is on a ship.
[16:24] <Eilean> there are entire forests on the ship
[16:24] <pneumadendron> Something young, to grow with you.
[16:26] <Chloe> Like the tree outside?
[16:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "grow with you"
[16:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts a fist in her mouht
[16:26] <pneumadendron> That tree had it's own dryad.
[16:27] <Chloe> But a tree like that one?
[16:27] <pneumadendron> A few decades older, I think.
[16:28] * Chloe nod nods
[16:28] <pneumadendron> Trees live much longer than Humans, usually. Young is relative.
[16:29] * CrimsonTamer starts writing her OWN slashfic for paisley
[16:29] * Eilean thinks...
[16:29] <Chloe> You really think I'm ready for my own tree mama?
[16:30] <pneumadendron> There are many trees on the island, if you want to stay here.
[16:32] <Chloe> :D
[16:34] <pneumadendron> Ask the trees, if that is what you want.
[16:34] * Chloe nod nods!
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[16:36] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa solarchos
[16:36] <Solarchos> What in the name of the Golden Throne is going on down here?
[16:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte scratches down "Golden Throne as scat fic"
[16:38] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley gasped as she felt the strong arms embrace her, not realizing whom it was that she had stumbled upon in the dark cave. Soon she was moaning as she felt the other woman's firm hands at her breasts
[16:38] <Solarchos> Paisley, have you gone mental? Or have you mutated into Sportacus?
[16:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A yuri pairing eh.
[16:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Interesting
[16:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Solarchos.
[16:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "By the emperor!" he screamed as the Black Carapace did its work, infiltrating, augmenting... seducing~
[16:39] * Chloe looks at mama, "What's miss Pastey talking about?"
[16:40] <pneumadendron> You may turn off the water
[16:40] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley tried to plead for her release, but soon found the handle of the space sword slowly slipping between her thighs.
[16:40] <pneumadendron> Nothing important.
[16:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "You make me so strong," Solar gasped as he lovingly stroked carapace-chan. "I can't live without... you"
[16:41] * Chloe turns off the water
[16:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Teh carapace was cold, smooth and silent, as was her way
[16:41] <pneumadendron> Shall we walk out on the beach?
[16:42] <pneumadendron> Or inland, where there are trees?
[16:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They stayed together. As one. FIN
[16:42] <Solarchos> Throwing her face-down onto the table and latching the restraints into place, Sakura-April made doubly certain that the Karnian witch-b[BLEEP]ch was suitably immobilized. "Now I've got you, little girl," she whispered as hooked a blade underneath Paisley's clothing and slowly, slowly sliced off every scrap of cloth stitch by stitch.
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...that's my mother.
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But oh well XD
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also boo on me for having cheap clothes
[16:43] <Solarchos> As Minako once said "Turnabout is fairly played~!"
[16:43] * In the other room , the girls are still fighting...with one of them getting slammed into a wall "HANDS OFF, RA, SHE'S MINE!!!"
[16:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Touch::e
[16:44] <Mortal Kombat Voice> DRAW.
[16:44] <Solarchos> Who said they were cheap clothes anyway?
[16:44] <Solarchos> Hmmm, a draw for me?
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well she cut them, so I obviously did not pay enough
[16:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes
[16:45] <CrimsonTamer> Haruka shoved the space sword's handle into Paisley to the guard, grinning as the younger woman cried out in pleasure. "You scream much better than Michiru."
[16:45] <Solarchos> This is Sakura-April we're talking about here. I'm sure she's got monoblades hidden on her somewhere. And not too shabby for something I just created on the fly.
[16:45] <CrimsonTamer> Fin
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WAI T YOU CAN'T END IT THERE
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT DOESN'T END WHEN IT GOES IN
[16:46] <CrimsonTamer> Why not?
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> wait this is Haruka.
[16:46] <CrimsonTamer> :P
[16:46] <CrimsonTamer> Yes
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So yeah, I guess it does.
[16:46] <CrimsonTamer> How'd I do?
[16:47] <Mortal Kombat Voice> Jillian Wins. Flawless victory
[16:47] * In the other room , the two teenagers stop..as they sense someone else....then look at each other
[16:47] <mysterious girls> MINE!!!!
[16:50] * pneumadendron waits for Chloe's answer
[16:51] <Chloe> sure mama
[16:52] * Chloe is away 
[16:52] * CrimsonTamer writes down the story and then burns it as an offering to MICHIRU
[16:52] * pneumadendron is away 
[16:53] <Solarchos> "Paisley, my dearest," said Sakura-April as she removed the last vestiges of the bound girl's clothing, moved in closer behind her, and parted Paisley's firm, well-toned legs with her hands. "Time to punish you for all the s[BLEEP]t you love to pull!" Paisley then started and shuddered as she felt something large and cold begin to slowly slide deeply and painlessly up between her legs...and her eyes quickly rolled up into her head as shock swiftly shifted into overwhelming ecstacy.
[16:53] <Solarchos> Fin!
[16:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[16:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you people don't know HOW THIS WORKS LOL
[16:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That is at BEST the midpoint XD
[16:53] <Solarchos> Well, I did have to finish it.
[16:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> true
[16:54] <Mortal Kombat Voice> Solarchos. Draw
[16:54] <Solarchos> Hey, I've never done ad-hoc slash-fic duels.
[16:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - It wasn't a duel till people starting figitng back XD -
[16:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anyway!
[16:55] * Solarchos shrugs. "Two draws for a first-timer isn't too bad, I suppose. Again, it was all off the top of my head."
[16:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte qits dor her next victim
[16:55] <Solarchos> You started it.
[16:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^waits for
[16:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Damn right :3
[16:55] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley~
[16:55] <CrimsonTamer> I did just send my fic to Michiru
[16:56] <CrimsonTamer> I burned it as an offering to her :D I hope she got it ^_^
[16:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...She's dead.
[16:56] <Solarchos> Plus I figured Sakura-April deserved a shot back at you. :P
[16:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...lol nice.
[16:56] * Mdm_Maestro 's screaming can be heard on the wind
[16:56] * wanders in, lost in a book as usual
[16:57] * Cora wonders in, lost in a book as usual
[16:57] <CrimsonTamer> I assume Haruka will be even more dead than she already is
[16:57] <CrimsonTamer> So Paisley!
[16:57] <CrimsonTamer> Do you think you'll be safe when the senshi return?
[16:57] <CrimsonTamer> Or will Michiru have forgotten the slashfic by then?
[16:57] <Solarchos> Hmmm, who else to put Paisley in a slash-fic with?
[16:58] <CrimsonTamer> Jedite?
[16:58] <Solarchos> Guy LeDouche?
[16:59] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley was lost in the wonderous violin music, snapping out of her daze all too soon as she realized she was being stripped of her clothes, a malicious smile on the violinist's lips.
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My revenge will be swift and terrible.
[16:59] <Solarchos> Hiro from "Princess Resurrection"?
[16:59] <Solarchos> I dunno Paisley. Your revenge so far has already been both.
[17:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You totally missed the puns abiut you not being able to live without yoyur black carapace lover.
[17:00] <Solarchos> Oh, I heard them. :P
[17:01] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley tried to escape but found that she had been tied to the bed posts with hermes scarves. "A waste of good scarves...you need to be taught a lesson for seducing my pianist."
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I seduce many pianists.
[17:01] * Cora suddenly stops and looks up, aware that there are others in the room
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Better than Viagra, it's Pais... oh pianists.
[17:02] <Cora> Good evening...
[17:02] <CrimsonTamer> Drawing her bow, she traced Paisley's curves with the tip
[17:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Cora...
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No I can't.
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She was married to Kerrick.
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's hororo enough.
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Poor woman.
[17:04] <Solarchos> Pianists? What did you THINK she said, Paisley?
[17:04] <CrimsonTamer> "I didn't seduce her...she seduced me... I swear I wasn't going to do anything I didn't know she was in that cave!" Paisley protested before screaming as she felt the handle of the Deep Sea Mirror being shoved between her thighs.
[17:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> On secodn thought..
[17:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OKAY THE MIRROR WOULDN'T FIT YOU KNOW
[17:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> anyway
[17:05] <CrimsonTamer> THE HANDLE of the mirror
[17:05] <CrimsonTamer> HANDLE
[17:05] <Yaijinden> That's the horror part of the story.
[17:05] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte coughs
[17:05] <CrimsonTamer> I could get worse~
[17:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Cora... flipped open her copy of "Great Expectations."
[17:05] <Cora> Um...what are you discussing??
[17:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Oh Pip~
[17:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Oh Pip~" she sighed, gushing like a fountain.
[17:06] <CrimsonTamer> Knowing that that wouldn't be enough, Michiru shoved her bow into Paisley, knowing she'd scream in pain.
[17:06] <Solarchos> Paisley's in a particularly perverted mood tonight.
[17:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The end
[17:08] <CrimsonTamer> leaving the cheap bow she had used to penetrate Paisley, she left the poor girl there, unfulfilled andbarely clothed on the bed. "I have other affairs to attend to.'
[17:08] <Cora> Um....I..see?
[17:08] <CrimsonTamer> Fin
[17:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that's just rude.
[17:08] <CrimsonTamer> well pailey?
[17:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But then that is Michiru.
[17:09] <Solarchos> That's Michiru.
[17:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pais Ley.
[17:09] <CrimsonTamer> Thats what I said Pales Lee.
[17:09] <Solarchos> Paisley got laid, re-laid, and par-laid.
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[17:09] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa erica fontaine
[17:10] * Erica Fontaine walks in, humming a happy tune
[17:10] <Erica Fontaine> bonjour everyone!!!
[17:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hey som...
[17:10] <Cora> Good evening, Miss Erica.
[17:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Erica got on her knees, and stared at the crucifix. "Oh god~" she exclaimed, blushing deep crimson. The end.
[17:11] <Erica Fontaine> ??? are you alright, paisley?
[17:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte POINTS AT SIDEBAR
[17:11] * CrimsonTamer writes out the Michiru/Paisley fic, burns it as an offering to Haruka
[17:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD DEFEAT MEEEEEE
[17:12] * Solarchos just thought of something terrible and immediately rushes over to the doors to post warnings. "SUU! POTAMOS! Stay away from Paisley! She's totally lost it! Enter at your own risk!"
[17:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's glasses get hit
[17:13] * A camera flash goes off somewhere near Paisley as she screams at the sidebar.
[17:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs tiredly
[17:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just gets the taser
[17:13] <Erica Fontaine> if you excuse me!
[17:13] *** Erica Fontaine has left #suburbansenshi2 (Let's do our best with a bang!!!)
[17:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte TASES THE S[BLEEP]T OUT OF THE REPORTER
[17:14] <Cora> Um...Miss Paisley, was that really necessary?
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Yes it was.
[17:14] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley cried out as she felt the sting of the whip on her bare backside. "Ohhh....Y-Yes! I...I love this pain!"
[17:14] *** Aya Shameimaru has left #suburbansenshi2 (ERGEGRegERGEFGGRGEFREGFGEGRJAHFDASGDKAVDSAJDFAHAUUUHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What are you slashing wm with von Karma now!?
[17:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or you *eyebrow waggle
[17:15] <Cora> Perhaps I should go...
[17:15] * Cora is away 
[17:16] <Solarchos> Didn't Ara-su do something about Aya earlier today?
[17:17] <CrimsonTamer> The bautiful young lawyer grinned as she stretched her whip taut. "Well I'm glad you're enjoying this... You're far more fun than Constantine... You're more amiable to my whip..."
[17:18] <Kakanue> (( for those of you who DIDNT get to see~ ))
[17:19] <Kakanue> (( Matsumi/Hideki ))
[17:19] <Kakanue> It wasn’t something he wanted to do during the day…more of a nocturnal activity, but the thought…that very thought…well it’s hard for a man to hide those thoughts. Things were manageable for a while, until Matsumi retreated to her office between meetings and tours for a breath of fresh air and he realized…she would be alone. Alone…Matsumi…his wife would be sitting alone in her office…and he had nothing to do either at the moment. Hmm… he thought to himself, his conspicuous thoughts threatening embarrassment in front of everyone else. No one would think twice about the manager’s husband meeting her in her office for some….refreshment.
[17:20] <Solarchos> Hah! I know! The ultimate revenge-fic against Paisley!
[17:20] <Solarchos> Her and Motoki. >:D
[17:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, then Inu-Kit + Motoki follows therafter :3
[17:23] <Solarchos> I won't actually say it though. My mind's not that twisted or depraved.
[17:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> kekeke
[17:23] <Solarchos> :O
[17:23] <LOVELYgirl> Motoki won't be interested unless you make Paise furry in some way
[17:24] * LOVELYgirl is back
[17:24] * Solarchos shrugs. "Oh well, you slash at random, correct?"
[17:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And since this isn't 1978 and I wax that's unlikely.
[17:25] <Solarchos> Hmmm, how about a Paisley/Lupa pairing. Her with a whole horde of randy male Lupas in the middle of mating season?
[17:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whee?
[17:26] <LOVELYgirl> Guys don't have mating season?
[17:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Team Jacob all the way?
[17:26] <LOVELYgirl> You'd have to change Paisley for that.
[17:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> for guys every minute is mating deason.
[17:27] <LOVELYgirl> No. No it's not. You have NO idea.
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[17:28] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa thepaleelf
[17:28] <CrimsonTamer> HEY I KNOW
[17:28] <Eilean> hey dad!
[17:28] <CrimsonTamer> PAISLEy/MORM
[17:28] <LOVELYgirl> no
[17:28] <Solarchos> You object? Besides, the way you sound sometimes Paisley it seems like you're almost in the middle of mating season.
[17:28] <LOVELYgirl> morm/simon. you can't get further than that.
[17:28] <CrimsonTamer> oh god
[17:29] <CrimsonTamer> Momeril blushed as Paisley began slowly unbuttoning her shirt, reaching back as she took it off to unclasp her bra
[17:29] <ThePaleElf> .......
[17:30] <ThePaleElf> Keep that up and I brake arms
[17:30] <CrimsonTamer> I can heal! :D
[17:30] <CrimsonTamer> It only takes about twenty minutes for a bad break to heal!
[17:30] <CrimsonTamer> I'm Baskerville!
[17:31] <Solarchos> Mormeril, that's not going to work and you have no idea what you've walked in on right now.
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not going to object, because Iopened up this can of worms and I know that should I choose revenge, it will be amazing.
[17:32] * LOVELYgirl texts something to someone, giggling, with a few glances at morms
[17:33] <Eilean> hey paisley..how about one of my dad and mom!
[17:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's what, Matsumi and who again?
[17:34] * CrimsonTamer yawns
[17:35] * Eilean points to mormeril
[17:35] <LOVELYgirl> Mormeril knew that it was forbidden, but he just couldn't stop staring at Matsumi. It was forbidden, and that made it all the more appealing, with her hair that fell like gold over her shoulder and down over her ample chest.
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Miara's got this/
[17:37] * Eilean listens
[17:39] <LOVELYgirl> He let out a small sigh, and she suddenly looked up, aware that he was there. "What are you--?" "You are in danger, mistress! You must come with me so that I can--pene--protect--you!"
[17:40] * Solarchos almost laughs at the Freudian slip.
[17:40] * Eilean listens full of attention....
[17:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[17:43] <LOVELYgirl> Once they were in a secret, dark room deep under the theatre, however, Matsumi gasped as she could feel what she really needed protection from as Mormeril held her in front of him. "Oh, Mormeril~"
[17:43] <LOVELYgirl> the end!
[17:44] <Eilean> ...wow.....
[17:44] <Mortal Kombat Voice> Miara Wins. Flawless Victory.
[17:44] * Eilean sighs...
[17:44] <LOVELYgirl> hee
[17:46] <Solarchos> So it's no longer yuri/yaoi slash-pairings now?
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it is whatever you want it to be.
[17:47] * LOVELYgirl is away: brb
[17:48] <Solarchos> In your case Paisley it's a roller-coaster ride straight down the rabbit-hole into hentai Wonderland.
[17:48] <Solarchos> Oh Throne no...bad idea just popped into my head! ><;;;
[17:49] <Solarchos> A Paisley/Lord Havoc pairing. ><;;;
[17:49] <Solarchos> - Cream lemon... ><;;; -
[17:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Unf... splat. Unf... Splat.
[17:51] <Solarchos> You'd probably like that.
[17:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: wrong kind of cream hitting my face :P
[17:52] <Solarchos> She's into bukake? Uhhhhhh....
[17:53] * Solarchos just shuts up and says no more.
[17:53] * Eilean reads a magazine...
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[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa joanna smithson
[18:02] * Joanna Smithson walks in, yawning "hey all"
[18:03] <Joanna Smithson> what's up in here...
[18:04] <Eilean> dirty stories
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[18:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa zept
[18:04] <Joanna Smithson> huh...well keep me out of them
[18:04] <Solarchos> Paisley has been corrupted by the Path of the Perv.
[18:04] <Solarchos> And I must go. See you all later.
[18:04] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Off to see how my beloved wife will surprise me now." ^__^)
[18:05] <Joanna Smithson> hey zept ^^
[18:05] * Zept walks in casually "Hey Jo:
[18:07] <Joanna Smithson> heh having a good day?
[18:07] * Zept hugs her. "Yeah, i'd say so."
[18:08] * Joanna Smithson hugs back
[18:08] <Joanna Smithson> better then mine..have papers to grade...have to pick up the little girl....then work on a nun's car
[18:10] <Zept> car? You smashed it?
[18:11] <Joanna Smithson> nah not mine...that Erica woman's car...apperently the brakes feel a bit gummy
[18:12] <Zept> Ah I see
[18:12] * Zept looks at the log and []_O's
[18:13] <Joanna Smithson> and since the only other car nut around here is dead...
[18:13] <Joanna Smithson> I'm doing the work
[18:13] <Joanna Smithson> you ok?
[18:15] <Zept> Uh... yeah. This slash thing is serious business it seems
[18:16] * Zept puts a scroll on a table next to him and sits down
[18:16] <Joanna Smithson> what's with the scroll?
[18:18] <Joanna Smithson> hey I'll be back *kisses zept's cheek*
[18:18] <Zept> G told me to bring it.
[18:18] * Joanna Smithson is away: *putting papers away and checking up on the baby girl*
[18:22] * Zept looks the scroll over, he sets it back down and starts doing some simple stretches
[18:26] * Zept is away: irl dinner
[19:05] * CrimsonTamer is away 
[19:10] * Eilean keeps reading a magazine
[19:13] *** Amanda Sharlan [maddeline_trallier@servteam.securitech.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa amanda sharlan
[19:13] * Amanda Sharlan walks in, looking incredibly giddy, and sits at the bar for champagne
[19:14] <Eilean> hi amanda!!!
[19:14] <Amanda Sharlan> Hello, Eilean
[19:15] <Eilean> you look happy :)
[19:16] <Amanda Sharlan> Yeah
[19:16] <Eilean> what happened?
[19:17] <Amanda Sharlan> I have some news...for Jameson.
[19:21] <Eilean> oh???
[19:22] * Amanda Sharlan nods, "Chaplin's moving in with me."
[19:23] <Eilean> chaplin???
[19:24] <Amanda Sharlan> Mhmm
[19:27] <Eilean> who is that again >.>
[19:28] <Amanda Sharlan> I thought you met him...hmm...well he's an old friend of mine. We've known each other a long time, but we decided to...move along in our friendship I suppose.
[19:28] <Eilean> so is he going to become jamie's dad?
[19:29] <Amanda Sharlan> No not yet.
[19:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Amanda sighed. Chaplin wasn't a man of many words, but when he "deployed the moustache" the pleasure was indescribable
[19:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She didn't get the whole deal with his gidant dance on a globe of the Earth, or his fascination with clocks, but oh well
[19:30] <Amanda Sharlan> o.O
[19:30] <Amanda Sharlan> Clocks?
[19:30] *** Solartiger [Solartiger@galacticempire.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solartiger
[19:30] <Eilean> I don't get it O_o
[19:31] <Amanda Sharlan> You're going to have to do better than that, Paisley
[19:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> chalie chap...
[19:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh this is a challenge.
[19:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks over the Solartiger.
[19:31] * Solartiger lays down on a couch and lets out a sign.
[19:31] <Solartiger> ^sigh
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Genesire! Gensire!" he growled out as his Genesire dangled the Fancy Feast in a bag...
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No wait that's just cute animal tricks.
[19:33] *** Sskt has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa sskt
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "It was about halfway through the evicseration of Furuhata Motoki that OH GOD DAMMIT AN ICE WARRIOR NOW I..
[19:33] * Sskt walks in, removing her helmet and putting on her breathing mask, sighing too
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can do this
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I CAN *DO* THIS
[19:33] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa lovelygirl
[19:34] <LOVELYgirl> Hey folks.
[19:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sskt was tired after a long day's work... she removed her helmet and exhaled tiredly, laying ont he sofa... but this was no sofa. it was warm, and muscled, and moved with a basso-oprofundo movement of moving...
[19:34] <Eilean> confusing...
[19:34] <Sskt> >.>
[19:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "rrowr" the 'sofa' groaned, openng one eye... Soalrtiger looking up at the reptilian female...
[19:34] * Amanda Sharlan chuckles at Paisley...
[19:35] <Amanda Sharlan> Anyway...
[19:35] <Amanda Sharlan> We're not getting married, Eilean. He's just moving in with me.
[19:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> grabbling at his "prey" Solartiger wrapped his paws around the ice warrior and rotatred her arround pinning her to the couch... she was hot... and for the first time in forever, the heat felt good...
[19:35] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, already?
[19:35] <Eilean> you must really like him
[19:36] <Amanda Sharlan> We've been friends for a very long time...
[19:36] <Amanda Sharlan> and yes, I do.
[19:36] * Sskt walks over to Paisley
[19:36] * Sskt looks at her
[19:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and then murder charged were laid for burning / crushing an ice warrior to death / the whole asphyxiation subsequent necrophilia thing but there you are.
[19:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dusts off her hands
[19:37] <Kamen Rider Ginga> and then...they kissed
[19:37] *** Kamen Rider Ginga [*Transmission Blocked*] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kamen rider ginga
[19:37] <Sskt> you know..I used to do that for a living
[19:37] * LOVELYgirl looks over SGT a bit
[19:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[19:37] *** Sskt has left #suburbansenshi2 (the stories I could tell you...)
[19:38] <Eilean> so what's he like?
[19:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Kamen Rider Ginga accepted it when the Wirrin jammed its proboscis into his suit; it was hard to get a date when you rode around on a bike dressed like a giant bug all day, after all. the ened.
[19:38] * Solartiger opens an eye and looks back at Miara.
[19:38] <Kamen Rider Ginga> That was rather weak, Miss Peinforte, I expected much much better.
[19:39] <Amanda Sharlan> Looks to me like you perv'ed yourself out, Paisley.
[19:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can't help it if you're a giant freaking bug suitedman with a reverb voice
[19:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe you could get it on with Vader or vinvent price.
[19:39] <LOVELYgirl> We should practice again sometime.
[19:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Help meeee~
[19:39] * Amanda Sharlan yawns and sips at the champagne
[19:40] <Solartiger> We should.
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Help meeee~" the human fly squeaked as Ginga nodded suavely "I'll help you.. out of those clothes"
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[19:40] * Eilean gets herself some ale
[19:41] <Solartiger> It has been a while since I could go all out.
[19:41] <Amanda Sharlan> I should get going actually. I'm going to help him move in.
[19:41] <LOVELYgirl> Maybe tomorrow, if tonight's venture isn't full of fail.
[19:41] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Interesting fact, there has yet to be a rider with a fly motif.
[19:42] * Amanda Sharlan yawns and goes over to the elevator
[19:42] <Solartiger> Oh? YOu've discovered your quarry?
[19:42] <Eilean> where are you going???
[19:43] *** Amanda Sharlan [maddeline_trallier@servteam.securitech.net] has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:43] <LOVELYgirl> To see Urvenis, one of the Lupa immortals.
[19:43] <LOVELYgirl> I...if any of you guys want to come, I'd appreciate it.
[19:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There once was A Lupa from Tixulha, His name was Urvenis, all the ladies liked to see his giant--
[19:44] <Solartiger> I'll be glad to back you up.
[19:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets knocked out
[19:44] <Eilean> I think I'll stay out of this
[19:45] <Kamen Rider Ginga> That sounds....rather dangerous
[19:45] *** Eilean has left #suburbansenshi2 (hey, amanda!!)
[19:46] <LOVELYgirl> I hope there won't be any fighting, it wouldn't go well.
[19:46] <LOVELYgirl> But I have to find out what he's doing, and Danus and Guyver, I think, both want words with him.
[19:46] * CrimsonTamer is back
[19:47] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[19:47] <Kamen Rider Ginga> With the proper group, immortals would pose no threat
[19:47] <David O`Cain> What's going on?
[19:47] <LOVELYgirl> It's not about that.
[19:48] <Kamen Rider Ginga> then why the worries?
[19:48] <Solartiger> Well, I can assure you that his minions will leave you alone for whatever talks you want.
[19:49] <LOVELYgirl> The others said I should be okay, but...if he gets in my head...
[19:49] <LOVELYgirl> Or if he dies. I can't allow that to happen.
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[19:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solarchos
[19:49] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Then we intervene ~
[19:50] <Solartiger> Can't allow him to die?
[19:50] * LOVELYgirl just nods, quite serious
[19:50] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Mr. Tiger, on earth there is a saying for situations like this
[19:51] <Kamen Rider Ginga> "You'd be surprised what you can live through"
[19:51] * David O`Cain nods to Solar
[19:52] <Solartiger> Well, explain why we can't kill him, and what we CAN do to him?
[19:52] <LOVELYgirl> I can't, he'll read you. But, hopefully it won't come to doing anything.
[19:52] <Solarchos> Okay, I see something else has happened besides Paisley's preposterous pervertions preventing peace prevailing.
[19:53] <Solarchos> ...I think I'm starting to sound like Franziska. I can be such a fool sometimes.
[19:54] <LOVELYgirl> Aww, but that sounded quite fun to say.
[19:54] * Kitsune no Hime sneaks up on Solar and wraps her arms around his waist~
[19:54] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, we're going underground, you might want to take something warm to wear if you don't like cold.
[19:54] * Solartiger taps on his armor.
[19:55] * Solarchos shrugs to Miara. "I suppose so. As for wearing warm equipment, a hostile environment suit is perfect for this."
[19:55] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Not a problem here~
[19:55] <Solarchos> Inu-Kit!
[19:55] <Solartiger> Full environmental controls. It doubles as a space suit.
[19:55] * Solarchos hugs Inu-Kit back. ^__^
[19:55] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, right. The technology.
[19:56] <Solarchos> I'm glad you weren't around earlier, love. Paisley was acting VERY strangely today.
[19:56] <Kitsune no Hime> I left the Kits at home for a night out~
[19:56] * Kamen Rider Ginga moves the dial on his belt to a Bright Red Stone, his belting chirps "Alignment...Mars", changing the amber of his mask's visors to red, and replacing the earth symbol with a mars symbol in the center of his belt
[19:56] <Solartiger> Thanks to the fur, I usually have it on cooling.
[19:56] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Nice and warm now
[19:57] <Solarchos> Ara-su's watching them?
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[19:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[19:57] *** Danus has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa danus
[19:57] * Kitsune no Hime nods and flicks her ears
[19:57] * Danus walks in, still wearing sunglasses and dressed in warm weather clothes with a coffee mug in his hand
[19:58] * Solartiger looks at Danus.
[19:58] *** Danus is tall man with long red-blond hair, brown eyes and a small goatee. He has a slight charismatic air to him.
His image Song is: .

[19:58] <Danus> a return to the proviable center of hell I return
[19:58] * Danus drinks
[19:58] <LOVELYgirl> Hey Danus. Find some decent coffee, then?
[19:58] <Solartiger> This is a mere suburb of Hell.
[19:58] <Danus> just about...
[19:59] <Danus> your heaven, my hell, thing
[19:59] <Solarchos> Hell? This place?
[19:59] <Kamen Rider Ginga> Try Dunkin Donuts, the coffee is superb
[20:00] <Danus> so if we are finished with this dull philosphical discussion
[20:00] <Danus> when do we leave
[20:00] <Solarchos> This place is more like Pandemonium than anything.
[20:01] <LOVELYgirl> When Guyver gets here.
[20:01] <Solarchos> But anyway, what exactly is the mission you're hoping to undertake.
[20:01] <LOVELYgirl> He's our transport.
[20:01] * Solarchos hugs Inu-Kit in the meantime.
[20:02] <LOVELYgirl> I need to find out what he's doing with implanting embryos in people
[20:02] <David O`Cain> Who is?
[20:02] <LOVELYgirl> Urvenis.
[20:02] <Solarchos> Who's that?
[20:02] <LOVELYgirl> A Lupa immortal.
[20:02] * Zept is back
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[20:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa souldier
[20:03] <LOVELYgirl> He's one of the original 3.
[20:03] * Danus glances towards Inu-Kit slightly
[20:03] <Solarchos> Is he supposed to be doing that?
[20:03] * Souldier walks in from the elevator
[20:03] * Kitsune no Hime tilts her head cutely, flicking her ears again and waving her tails
[20:04] * Solarchos reaches up and scratches Inu-Kit behind her ears. ^__^
[20:04] <LOVELYgirl> Considering what happened to Eiry? No.
[20:04] <LOVELYgirl> Maybe if he had volunteers. But Lupa don't really go in for that kind of science.
[20:04] * Danus sips his coffee
[20:04] * Kitsune no Hime tail pats Solar
[20:04] <Kamen Rider Ginga> what kinda of science do they, then
[20:04] * Souldier stretches. "Evenin' peeps"
[20:05] <Solarchos> I take it the people getting implanted aren't willing subjects.
[20:05] <LOVELYgirl> We don't. Not like your civilizations do.
[20:05] <Danus> oh look it's the idiot
[20:05] <LOVELYgirl> Hey Guyver.
[20:05] <LOVELYgirl> And you BEHAVE.
[20:06] <Kitsune no Hime> An adventure?
[20:06] <LOVELYgirl> Eiry's okay?
[20:06] <Souldier> Ah you remember me. Good. Now remember my limbs then keep your tail between your legs where it belongs.
[20:06] <LOVELYgirl> Something like.
[20:06] * Danus gives a slight snort of indigation
[20:07] <LOVELYgirl> Hopefully everyone's here who wants to go.
[20:07] <Kamen Rider Ginga> this will be interesting
[20:07] <Solarchos> I'm ready to go.
[20:07] * Zept pats G on the shoulder. "Chill." He takes a scroll out. "Alrighty, I'm not comin' along, but who is."
[20:07] <Solarchos> Inu-Kit, would you like to join us?
[20:07] <Solartiger> Indeed.
[20:07] <LOVELYgirl> Now, two things.
[20:07] * Souldier gives Miara a small hug. "Eiry's ok, Sis."
[20:07] <LOVELYgirl> Guyver is our transport, if anything happens, we get out, so stay together.
[20:08] <Kamen Rider Ginga> I will accompany you all, someone must make sure you all return alive
[20:08] * Solarchos checks over his weapons and double-checks the armor he's wearing (plain unsophisticated carapace armor).
[20:08] * LOVELYgirl squeezes Guyver's hand hard a minute before letting go.
[20:08] * Danus tosses away his coffee mug and adjusts his sunglasses
[20:08] * Souldier feels rather warm.
[20:08] <David O`Cain> Eh, I'll sit this one out.
[20:09] * Solartiger puts his helmet in place.
[20:09] <LOVELYgirl> If they try to separate us, we need to leave.
[20:09] * Dimension Diver arcs into view
[20:09] * Solarchos takes hold of Inu-Kit's hand. "Are you ready, love? Miara did say it was going to be cold."
[20:09] <Souldier> Vanguard. ok. If we need to leave, We take Danus with us I'm assuming.
[20:10] <LOVELYgirl> And we should not initiate any violence. He's extremely powerful and I'd rather skip that if we can.
[20:10] <Zept> Aight aight aight, gather aroound. I'm assumin' Urvenis prefers not to speak common, he'll stick to Lupa right?
[20:10] * Kitsune no Hime is wearing appropriate clothing
[20:10] <LOVELYgirl> I think that's up to him.
[20:11] <Solartiger> If they start trouble that is up to them.
[20:11] <Souldier> ...
[20:11] <Kamen Rider Ginga> I'm rather confident whatever happens, we can deal with it
[20:11] <LOVELYgirl> It'd be best if we can have a translation spell. He knows languages, most most of his people won't.
[20:11] <Danus> I'm coming along....if I wanted to kill you, idiot , I would have done so already
[20:11] <Solarchos> Are we searching for anything specific, Miara?
[20:12] <LOVELYgirl> I need to know what his plans are regarding implanting people. Danus has other business with him.
[20:13] * Souldier looks at Danus and laughs. "Any time. Any place. Any where."
[20:13] <Kitsune no Hime> Smell the tension~
[20:13] * Zept shakes his head opens the scroll.
[20:13] * Danus doesn't laugh
[20:13] <Solarchos> And you don't want us starting trouble either. Fair enough.
[20:14] <LOVELYgirl> Go for it, Zept.
[20:14] <Solarchos> Guyver, do you know him? *motions to Danus*
[20:14] * Zept looks at everyone and nods, his crystal eye behind his eyepatch glows, everyone feels a slight twinge in their mind and can hear him internally. "The beauty of language is it's many variances, But today it's a bother, an unneeded confusion. By mana's grace, many tongues become one. One Tongue, one understanding."
[20:15] * Solarchos takes hold of Inu-Kit's hand as the casting begins.
[20:16] * Zept 's scroll flashes and crumples to dust.
[20:16] <Zept> Aight. y'all good.
[20:16] <LOVELYgirl> Thanks.
[20:16] <LOVELYgirl> Guyver?
[20:16] * Zept looks at Danus as he puts his hands in his pocket. He smiles.
[20:17] * Souldier looks at Solarchos and tells him in German to test the spell. "He's the one who put his hands on Eiry. Then I broke his body. I'm looking forward to do it again. And Again. And Again. When I get the opportunity, I'm taking his balls cold."
[20:17] * Danus doesn't even glance at the others
[20:17] * Kitsune no Hime blinks...ears flicking at the unpleasantry
[20:17] <Solartiger> Did it take?
[20:18] <LOVELYgirl> Mhm.
[20:18] <LOVELYgirl> Guyver.
[20:18] * Solarchos replies in High Gothic to Guyver. "Don't let it cloud your judgment. We have to help Miara first."
[20:18] <Solarchos> Did you understand that, Guyver?
[20:19] <Souldier> My love for my sister comes before personal vengance. Don't worry.
[20:19] <LOVELYgirl> Then stop ignoring me. Give me the sword already, before I change my mind.
[20:20] * Dimension Diver 's control blades spin and snap shut
[20:20] * Souldier passes her the sword.
[20:20] <Solarchos> You okay, love?
[20:21] * Kitsune no Hime nods
[20:21] <Solarchos> You looked a little unsteady there for a moment.
[20:21] * Kamen Rider Ginga place his hand over his belt's dial, a silver engraved staff materializes. He taps is hard against the ground, plumes of fire gusts out from under the staff and him briefly
[20:21] * LOVELYgirl pictures the time and place, and a portal appears
[20:22] <Kamen Rider Ginga> "Time is wasting", as they say.
[20:22] * LOVELYgirl hands the sword back to Guyver to go through first
[20:22] * LOVELYgirl is away 
[20:22] * CrimsonTamer is back
[20:23] * Solarchos is away 
[20:23] * Kitsune no Hime is away 
[20:23] * Souldier is away 
[20:23] * Kamen Rider Ginga is away 
[20:23] * Solartiger is away: What the hell was Guyver mumbling about?
[20:23] * Danus is away 
[20:24] <CrimsonTamer> .away
[20:24] * CrimsonTamer is away 
[20:25] * Zept sits down and waits
[20:33] <Zept> He better keep his cool...
[20:34] <David O`Cain> Hopefully.
[20:41] <Zept> He'll be fine. He's in good company.
[20:42] <Zept> Besides, after what he did to the guy, and how his wife is, He'll be ok.
[20:42] <Zept> He just had ta lean in to da bum, ya know?
[20:44] * David O`Cain nods
[20:48] <Zept> Hmmm So. What's witchoo?
[20:50] <David O`Cain> Helping out with the recovery effort. So much debris.
[20:52] <Zept> Still?
[20:52] <Zept> no wait. from what?
[20:52] <David O`Cain> Hazel Ninegate. Let loose explosions when the verdict was read at her trial.
[20:55] <Zept> Ah. That crazy Time Lord fool
[20:56] <David O`Cain> Yeah, her. If you ask me, she just had to let out one last b[BLEEP]chfest before getting her punishment.
[21:02] <Zept> what was her punishment exactly?
[21:03] <David O`Cain> Um...s[BLEEP]t, I don't remember what it was.
[21:05] * Zept laughs. "I like this guy. he's silly"
[21:06] <David O`Cain> Huh?
[21:16] <Zept> heh heh oh nothing
[21:27] <Zept> hmmmm he's too far away...
[21:27] <David O`Cain> Something wrong?
[21:28] <Zept> Normally I maintain a mental link with Guyver, More often lately given the situation with Eiry. But I can't reach him. He's probably not on Earth at this point
[21:29] <David O`Cain> Gotcha. Here's hoping things are alright.
[21:30] <Zept> ...yeah
[21:33] <Zept> Kinda makes me wonder JUST how far they are
[21:36] <David O`Cain> Yeah.
[21:36] <Zept> ...
[21:36] <Zept> Well I figure dey likely wents ta Xcheemo
[21:36] * Zept texts Jo something cute
[21:37] * David O`Cain nods
[21:40] * Joanna Smithson texts back a picture of herself working under erica's car and winking
[21:45] <Zept> <3
[21:49] <Zept> heh heh heh......
[21:49] <David O`Cain> Hm?
[21:50] * Zept is listening to: Ys: The Oath in Felghana - The Boy's Got Wings.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[22:43] * Renee is walking along outside, on her way home from running errands in the city
[22:43] * there's a crying sound near a group of trash cans
[22:44] * Renee blinks and stops, glancing at the trash cans curiously
[22:44] <Zept> Huh?
[22:45] * Zept looks over
[22:45] * near the trash , there appears to be a young woman, hugging her knees...she look cold
[22:45] * Renee frowns and pulls off her coat, "Hey there...do you need help?"
[22:46] * woman looks up, she is thinner with brown eyes and her brown hair tied in a pony...she nods
[22:46] <Renee> Come here. I'll help you.
[22:46] * Renee attempts to help the girl to her feet to wrap the coat around her
[22:47] * woman stands, shivering and pulls the coat around her, looking at renee
[22:48] <Renee> There...better?
[22:48] * woman nods slowly..her stomach growls
[22:49] <Renee> Hungry?
[22:49] <Zept> I believe that means kitchen time.
[22:49] * Zept gets to getting her food
[22:49] * woman nods slowly...
[22:49] * woman and Renee are currently outside the hotel
[22:50] <Renee> Let's get you inside, then we can get you something to eat.
[22:50] <Renee> There's lots of good food.
[22:50] * woman nods slowly...
[22:51] * Renee leads her inside
[22:52] * woman follows
[22:53] * woman looks around the hotel..but does not seem surprised...
[22:54] * Renee smiles and pulls her toward the restaurant, "You can eat all you want."
[22:54] * David O`Cain waves
[22:54] * woman follows...
[22:55] * woman looks blankly at the resturant
[22:56] <Renee> Come on it. We'll find you something good. What do you like?
[22:56] * woman says nothing...but points at a donut in the glass case
[22:57] * Zept looks out the kitchen area. "She want's donuts?"
[22:58] <David O`Cain> I need to get going. You guys take care.
[22:59] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Night.)
[22:59] <Renee> Um....sure. If that's what you like.
[23:00] * woman nods
[23:00] * Renee walks over to the case and retrieves a donut
[23:01] * woman tilts her head
[23:01] * Zept brings milk ans some donuts
[23:02] * woman walks towards Renee
[23:03] <Renee> Here you go.
[23:03] <Renee> Enjoy.
[23:03] * woman smiles to Renee
[23:04] * Renee smiles back :)
[23:04] * woman grabs Renee by the throat
[23:04] <Renee> O_O
[23:05] * woman keeps grinning and squeezes.....trying to lift Renee off the ground
[23:05] * Renee grabs the woman's arm, choking in her grip and feeling her feet start lifting from the floor
[23:06] * woman throws Renee into the glass display
[23:07] * Renee CRASHES into the glass ><
[23:08] * woman walks towards Renee, grinning the entire time
[23:09] * woman picks up Renee one more, roughly by the throat
[23:10] <woman> kekekekekeke...
[23:10] * Renee tenses up and strains against the woman's grip
[23:11] * woman becomes surrounded by a dark mist, her form changing
[23:12] * woman is now known as Stinger
[23:13] * Stinger is still femaline in form, covered in brown insect like armor, a bald head with yellow pierecing ides, slits for mouth and a scorpion stinger in place of the ponytail. Her hands have now been replaced with claws, one of which is clamped around Renee's throat
[23:13] * Renee 's eyes grow wide in fear...O_O
[23:13] <Stinger> - sesesesesesesesesese -
[23:14] * Stinger 's stringer slowly rises...tensing up in front of renee's face
[23:15] <Stinger> sesesesesese....
[23:15] <Renee> .......
[23:15] * Stinger 's stinger slowly traces around renee's throat...carefully...as if preparing to strike
[23:16] * Renee trembles....a sweat breaking out on her body
[23:17] * Stinger 's stringer rears back..a drop of venom dripping from it
[23:18] <Zept> ........
[23:18] <-> you know I'm really tired of you things
[23:18] * Zept removes his eyepatch and stands
[23:18] <Zept> HEY!
[23:18] * Stinger looks, still holding renee
[23:18] *** Ultra Sailor Quinox has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ultra sailor quinox
[23:19] * Ultra Sailor Quinox jumps down "so I'm away for a bit and this happens?"
[23:19] <Stinger> sesesese...
[23:19] * Zept yells with Psionic Force to distract Stinger
[23:19] * Stinger lifts it's claw...and deflects the force
[23:19] <Renee> O_O
[23:19] * Stinger uses Renee as a shield
[23:20] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> !!!
[23:20] * Zept 's yell is a mere 'look over here'
[23:21] * Stinger looks towards Zept
[23:21] * Zept 's crystal eye is glowing an eerie black
[23:21] * Ultra Sailor Quinox tries to use this as a chance and rushes towards the monster, ready to punch it
[23:21] * Stinger holds up Renee once more as a living shield in front of it
[23:21] * Ultra Sailor Quinox slides to a halt ><
[23:22] * Souldier appears from a violent tear in reality
[23:22] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:22] <@spiritflame> konbanwa lovelygirl
[23:22] <Stinger> sesesesesesesese........
[23:22] * Stinger has it's claw around Renee's throat in a vice like grip...
[23:22] <Souldier> Everyone ok? Deep breathing, don't stand up too Qui- The F[BLEEP]k is that?
[23:23] * LOVELYgirl sits down hard on a couch, trembling a bit
[23:23] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> grrr....
[23:23] * Stinger narrows it's eyes.....tightening it' grip....
[23:24] * Souldier holds Dimension Diver steady, but his legs are trembling
[23:24] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> geh..a human shield....dirty trick...
[23:24] * Dimension Diver 's control blades are rotating, the portal closes abruptly, leaving a mess in the vicinity. The blades snap to
[23:25] <Renee> O_O
[23:25] * Stinger extends it's stringer and attempts to strike at Quinox
[23:25] * Ultra Sailor Quinox dodges each hit, but each time she tries to rush foward, the creature holds up renee
[23:25] * Zept walks towards Stinger. His crystal eye is a blazing black at this point
[23:25] <LOVELYgirl> Elie aan, he's strong.
[23:26] <LOVELYgirl> And persistent.
[23:26] <Souldier> Uh... that was...yeah...
[23:26] * Stinger is holding Renee in front, blocking her view of Zept with the capitive girl
[23:27] * Souldier establishes contact with Eiry immediately.
[23:27] * Renee is trembling hard, trying to wretch the claw from her throat
[23:27] <Souldier> We're here, but you knew that already. Everyone's ok, uh, don't come down, something's up down here
[23:27] * Zept looks at Stinger.
[23:27] *** Stinger is your average everyday Stinger

[23:28] * Stinger rushes towards Quinox...stabbing towards her with her free claw, and holding renee as a shield to prevent being hit
[23:28] * Stinger is feminie looking with a brown armored body, a bald head, yellow eyes and slit mouth with a long scorpin tail on it's head and claws for hands
[23:28] <LOVELYgirl> I don't think I gave away too much...
[23:29] *** Solartiger [Solartiger@galacticempire.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:29] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solartiger
[23:29] * Ultra Sailor Quinox keeps trying to dodge, batting away the claw at times..but then gets hit in the face, causing her to smash into the far wall
[23:29] <Stinger> sesesesesese....
[23:30] <LOVELYgirl> Sorry, I gotta let my shields down before I run outta power, but this doesn't seem to be a good place to do it right now.
[23:31] * Stinger walks towards quinox..and smashes renee into her as a makeshift club
[23:31] * LOVELYgirl grabs the large bag of chocolate from the counter where she left it earlier
[23:31] <Solartiger> I hope he didn't get to much tech from me Miara...
[23:32] * Renee tries to shriek, but instead it turns out a gargled groan in the vice like grip
[23:32] <LOVELYgirl> Also, you could use Aes to move something, Mats?
[23:32] * Ultra Sailor Quinox winces, trying to pull herself from the hole in the wall
[23:32] * Zept is trying to see just what is in Stinger's head
[23:32] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> little...busy...
[23:33] * Solartiger goes over to Stinger and gives a full force punch.
[23:33] <LOVELYgirl> Like Rene??
[23:33] * Stinger 's mind is filled with bestial thoughts of KILL
[23:33] * LOVELYgirl is away: dorm it is
[23:34] * Stinger is hit by the punch....and it leaves a small crack in the monster's armor
[23:34] *** Eiry [eiry.saliena@floralheaven.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:34] <@spiritflame> konbanwa eiry
[23:34] * Zept is attempting to psychically suggest Stinger with gentler thoughts
[23:34] * Stinger smashes Renee against Solartiger in return
[23:35] <Renee> ><
[23:35] * Solartiger holds onto Renee when she smashes into him.
[23:35] <Solartiger> You're coming with me miss...
[23:35] * Souldier sits down on a near couch, he's not really in a condition to get involved, he's trembling
[23:35] * Stinger smashes it's sting into solartiger's shoulder
[23:36] * Solartiger is wearing his armor...
[23:36] * Eiry sits next to Guyver
[23:36] <Eiry> How did it go? Is everyone okay?
[23:36] * Solartiger will attempt to escape with Renee...
[23:36] * Stinger bounces off and it tries to pull renee away
[23:36] * Ultra Sailor Quinox regains her composure
[23:37] <Zept> Calm yourself. Leave the girl be
[23:37] * Stinger loses it's claw and renee in the process...though not before sending it's stinger into her back
[23:38] * Solartiger is away: Renee to EMH.
[23:39] * Renee is away 
[23:39] * Stinger 's clawless arm twitches...bleeding green.....
[23:39] * Ultra Sailor Quinox uses this opening to tackle Stringer outside
[23:40] <Souldier> Just... gimmie a hug... please?
[23:40] * Eiry hugs, along with a big boost of calm
[23:41] * Stinger tumbles..and regains it's footing...
[23:41] <Eiry> Was it terrible? I hope he didn't do anything to anyone >>
[23:42] * Ultra Sailor Quinox rushes foward...and punches Stinger in the face, causing it to stumble backwards
[23:44] * Stinger wraps it's stinger around Quinox's arm and throws her into a rock, causing her to create a small impact
[23:44] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> ugh...
[23:45] <Souldier> His dominance was..... different. Like HK's but not as I'M HERE
[23:45] * Zept is chanting something
[23:46] <Eiry> I don't think I could stand it...
[23:46] * Stinger 's extends it's stinger like a whip towards Quinox
[23:47] * Ultra Sailor Quinox quickly dodges...just as the stringer smashes the rock apart
[23:48] * Ultra Sailor Quinox rolls out of the way and looks up..just in time to see Stinger rushing towards her
[23:48] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> geh..ok enough of this
[23:48] <Souldier> he was trying to Dominate Miara. It was really taxing. Like, just being there was a testament to it
[23:48] * Eiry nestles into Guyver
[23:49] <Eiry> She must be really strong, then...
[23:49] <Zept> A small light, a brilliant flash, mana illuminates the dark, blinds the wicked. Flash.
[23:49] * Ultra Sailor Quinox stands and gathers energy into her fists
[23:49] * Eiry hugs him again
[23:49] * Zept creates a brilliant flash of light in front of Stinger
[23:49] * Stinger gets blinded but keeps running ><
[23:49] * Ultra Sailor Quinox pulls her fists apart
[23:50] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> EVENT......
[23:50] * Souldier hugs her quietly, a bit tighter then normal, but reminds himself and lightens up
[23:50] * Ultra Sailor Quinox smashes her fists together, just as stinger is near
[23:50] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:51] * Ultra Sailor Quinox is engulfed in a bright green explosion, which also engulfs the monster
[23:52] <Stinger> - CRASHINNNNNNG -
[23:52] *** Stinger has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:52] * Stinger vaporizes....leaving behind a small black coin with a stylized scorpion symbol on it
[23:54] * Ultra Sailor Quinox emerges from the explosion, catching her breath...
[23:54] <Ultra Sailor Quinox> ...
[23:54] * Zept puts his eyepatch back on.
[23:54] <Zept> All right you. Come here.
[23:54] * Zept motions to Matsumi
[23:55] * Ultra Sailor Quinox slowly walks over..
[23:55] * Ultra Sailor Quinox picks up the coin in the meantime..
[23:56] * Zept is inspecting her for possible poison.
[23:56] * Souldier looks more relaxed now, gently holding Eiry
[23:57] * Ultra Sailor Quinox looks a bit beat up but has no scratches
[23:58] * the coin shatters to black mist with a scream
[23:59] * Zept goes to inspect the other girl
[00:02] * Souldier sighs
[00:02] * Ultra Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[00:02] <Souldier> where would I be without my wife...
[00:02] * Souldier picks up Eiry and carries her into the elevator.
[00:03] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (...)
[00:05] <Zept> Hmmm. What was that all about Matsumi
[00:06] <Matsumi Kaze> no clue...
[00:06] <Matsumi Kaze> these things have popped up several times now
[00:12] <Zept> <_<
[00:12] <Zept> >_>
[00:12] <Zept> Well now... You be careful
[00:12] <Zept> I'm gonna....
[00:12] <Zept> yeah... I'm gonna go say hi to Jo
[00:12] <Zept> <_<
[00:13] <Zept> Like right now
[00:13] * Zept runs off
[00:16] *** Zept has left #suburbansenshi2 (heh heh heh heh heh heh)
[00:28] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsontamer
[00:28] * CrimsonTamer drags herself in, bloodied, bruised, and broken
[00:28] * CrimsonTamer flops onto a couch, grimacing at the pain
[00:28] * CrimsonTamer is barely able to text Logan
[00:28] * CrimsonTamer texts pain nana hotel please    
[00:29] * CrimsonTamer texts Logan     pain nana hotel please
[00:30] * CrimsonLeader texts jillian     shes in paris. ill get riku
[00:33] * CrimsonTamer texts Logan     twin of girl beat earlier beat him too..got roughed up in process
[00:33] * CrimsonLeader texts Jillian     she's working. come home and riku will be here
[00:37] * CrimsonTamer texts Logan     painful to move off this couch...will try to summon leon
[00:39] * CrimsonLeader texts Jillian     You got angry with me before for taking you home...that you wanted to stay on the couch.
[00:39] * CrimsonTamer texts Logan     I wasn't in this much pain before
[00:42] * CrimsonLeader texts jillian     if you want me to come get you, then ill come get you
[00:53] * CrimsonTamer texts Logan     ...please daddy....
[00:56] * CrimsonLeader suddenly appears in the lobby
[00:56] *** CrimsonLeader [logan@abyss.net (french edition)] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:56] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsonleader
[00:57] * CrimsonTamer is lying on the couch still, crying silently
[00:58] * CrimsonTamer is healing very slowly due to having suffered through worse injuries this time
[00:58] <CrimsonLeader> Jillian...
[00:58] <CrimsonLeader> Why are you picking fights with people that might actually be able to kill you?
[00:59] <CrimsonTamer> didn't try...picking a fight...with adair's twin...he...picked the fight with me
[01:00] <CrimsonLeader> But you picked a fight with Adair
[01:00] <CrimsonTamer> i didn't think...adair was that tough...and i wanted to get her back....for kidnapping me...
[01:05] * CrimsonLeader frowns
[01:08] * CrimsonLeader sighs and gently lifts her from the couch
[01:10] * CrimsonTamer is nearly in tears from the simple movement of being lifted off the couch
[01:11] <CrimsonTamer> I'll be good...stay home...
[01:11] <CrimsonLeader> Good. You'd better.
[01:13] * CrimsonLeader carries her to Paris
[01:18] *** CrimsonLeader [logan@abyss.net (french edition)] has left #suburbansenshi2 (To Riku's)
[01:22] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2
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[12:30] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa lovelygirl
[12:32] * Vilya is drawing a sketch
[12:32] *** Vilya has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:32] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa vilya
[12:32] <Vilya> ah gutan tag, miara
[12:36] <Vilya> ^_^
[12:42] <LOVELYgirl> Hi Vilya.
[12:43] <Vilya> how are you today?
[12:44] <LOVELYgirl> relieved.
[12:45] <Vilya> oh???
[12:47] <LOVELYgirl> We went to see Urvenis last night.
[12:48] <Vilya> ....vhat happened
[12:50] <LOVELYgirl> Lots of talking and probing to get in my head. It was exhausting. And I don't think I ever want to see him again.
[12:51] <Vilya> do you vant something to eat...perhaps to help?
[12:51] <LOVELYgirl> I don't think the others thought he was so bad...
[12:52] <LOVELYgirl> No, I've had enough.
[12:55] <Vilya> ...it must have been scary...meeting him
[12:56] <LOVELYgirl> Keeping him out of my head was hard...he's incredibly subtle, and strong.
[12:59] <Vilya> ...I am glad I did not come...
[13:00] <Vilya> I vould not have lasted >.>
[13:00] <LOVELYgirl> Don't worry, I wouldn't have let you.
[13:01] <LOVELYgirl> I doubt he's that interested in you, anyway. I know things he wants.
[13:04] * Vilya nods
[13:05] <LOVELYgirl> He can come off as a nice guy, but I know the kinds of things he's done to people.
[13:05] <LOVELYgirl> Not just back then.
[13:06] <Vilya> how do you know???
[13:10] <LOVELYgirl> I'm from xcheamo, and the future, which he already knows
[13:11] <Vilya> oooh..yeah...sometimes I forget that
[13:13] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:13] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa musicartisan
[13:13] * MusicArtisan is flipping through a photo album
[13:13] * MusicArtisan grins at a picture of Lottie, Lacie, and Matsumi all together
[13:14] <MusicArtisan> Such beautiful ladies.... ^_^
[13:15] <MusicArtisan> My beautiful wife and daughter seem to outshine everything in this :D
[13:15] <Hideki Kaze> what are you doing
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[13:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa hideki kaze
[13:15] * Hideki Kaze is holding his broom
[13:15] <MusicArtisan> Looking through photos :D
[13:15] <MusicArtisan> See this one? My amazing wife and daughter!
[13:16] <MusicArtisan> They truly are such wonderous women ^_^
[13:17] <Hideki Kaze> uh huh
[13:17] * Hideki Kaze looks at the photos..
[13:17] <MusicArtisan> And oh this one! Lottie looks so cute in her bikini ^_^
[13:18] * MusicArtisan points to the picture of Lottie and Matsumi hanging out at the beach
[13:18] <Hideki Kaze> .....
[13:18] <MusicArtisan> Isn't Lottie so amazingly beautiful? :D
[13:19] * Hideki Kaze grabs Jack by the back of the neck and drags him towards the budokai stage
[13:19] <LOVELYgirl> I believe she is to you~
[13:19] * MusicArtisan is away: what....?
[13:19] <LOVELYgirl> ??
[13:20] * Hideki Kaze is away 
[13:20] <Vilya> how odd...
[13:20] <LOVELYgirl> There are pictures of Matsi everywhere, she's a celebrity...
[13:20] <Vilya> oh is she?
[13:23] <LOVELYgirl> Matsumi, Sailor Quinox. Runs the theatre and spirit power unit with the big mechs?
[13:23] * LOVELYgirl fixes her shirt and takes the blanket off her chest. Zan is curled up in her lap
[13:24] <Vilya> ooooh...
[13:24] <Vilya> I don't get out much >.>
[13:32] <LOVELYgirl> I think we're going to get going. See you later, Vilya.
[13:33] <Vilya> take care!
[13:34] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (If you're awake, tell a better story!)
[15:35] *** Vilya has left #suburbansenshi2
[17:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to ``
[17:35] <The Magistria> Tt
[17:35] <The Magistria> Thats a fail topic 30
[17:35] <The Magistria> *3P
[17:38] <The Magistria> At least put like: This space for rent or something
[17:43] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:43] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa thrash
[17:43] * Thrash works on a piece of machinery on the texas sofa
[17:44] *** Meladina has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:44] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa meladina
[17:44] * Meladina emerges from behind her bookcase
[17:45] * Thrash has an open notebook next to him
[17:45] * Meladina spots Thrash and wanders over to him
[17:45] <Thrash> now this connects with this.....
[17:46] <Meladina> Now isn't this a sight?
[17:46] * Thrash doesn't glance at the notebook while he's working
[17:46] <Thrash> hm?
[17:46] <Meladina> Shouldn't you be following the instructions?
[17:47] <Thrash> what instructions
[17:47] * Thrash 's notebook has an address written on it
[17:47] <Meladina> You seem incredibly preoccupied
[17:47] <Thrash> I am....
[17:48] <Meladina> With?
[17:48] * Thrash keeps working
[17:48] <Thrash> fixing this circut
[17:48] * Thrash 's phone rings...he picks it up...hangs it up, then puts it down
[17:50] <Thrash> better things to do with my time...
[17:51] <Thrash> this is the third time they've called me...
[17:52] <Meladina> Who?
[17:53] <Thrash> SUIT..they wanted me to look into some sort of electromagetic siganture coming from that address *nods towards the notebook*
[17:54] * Meladina glances at the address, "And why won't you? Perhaps it's something dangerous or important."
[17:54] <Thrash> because I'm working on this circut
[17:55] <Thrash> tell you what..you sound interested...why don't you go looking into it
[17:55] <Meladina> Alright
[17:55] * Meladina picks up the notebook
[17:56] <Meladina> I'll let you know what I find.
[17:56] <Thrash> the motorcycle is in the garage..good luck
[17:56] * Meladina nods and walks out to the garage to find the motorcycle
[17:57] *** Meladina has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:03] * Thrash keeps working
[18:11] * The Magistria stares at Thrash, thinking about something. Should he look at her, she'll quickly focus on something else
[18:14] * Thrash keeps working
[18:16] <The Magistria> ...
[18:33] * Thrash 's phone displays a text and he looks over it
[18:34] <Thrash> ..help..da?
[18:36] * Thrash frowns and puts his phone away, and walks to the garage
[18:37] * Thrash is away: what is going on
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[18:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa musicartisan
[18:49] * MusicArtisan sits on a couch with a sigh "Lottie and Matsumi are going to kill me..."
[18:55] * MusicArtisan texts Matsumi     Please don't kill me
[18:56] * Matsumi Kaze cracks her knuckles, standing behind Jack "too late"
[18:56] <John Constantine> Ugh I ate too much pizza.
[18:56] * John Constantine crashes ona couch
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[18:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsumi kaze
[19:03] <MusicArtisan> I SWEAR I'M SORRY
[19:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh really?
[19:07] <MusicArtisan> YES! I AM DEEPLY SORRY
[19:07] <MusicArtisan> ><
[19:07] * MusicArtisan kneels to Matsumi in apology
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> ....do you really?
[19:10] * MusicArtisan GROVELS
[19:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[19:12] <Matsumi Kaze> kiss my boot
[19:12] <Matsumi Kaze> :P
[19:14] * Pink Lion snaps a picture
[19:15] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa franziska von karma
[19:15] * Franziska von Karma sees what's going on
[19:15] * Franziska von Karma just turns and leaves
[19:15] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You say lawyers are unworthy of defending this world? There is a reason Lady Justice carries a Sword.)
[19:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hi lottie
[19:17] <Pink Lion> Hi Matsumi
[19:17] * Matsumi Kaze texts Franzy     not what you thought it was
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[19:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa altyira
[19:18] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[19:18] <David O`Cain> Evening, folks.
[19:18] * Franziska von Karma texts Matsumi Kaze     Really? I thought it was amusing.
[19:19] <Altyira> Evening.
[19:19] <MusicArtisan> ...........
[19:19] <MusicArtisan> Lottie
[19:20] <MusicArtisan> You aren't going to show that to Glen or Mel....are you? ><
[19:20] <Pink Lion> Depends
[19:20] * MusicArtisan wraps his arms about Lottie
[19:20] <MusicArtisan> I find you to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I simply got attacked for bragging about your amazing beauty, Lottie...
[19:21] <Pink Lion> Is that so?....
[19:21] * MusicArtisan nods
[19:21] * Franziska von Karma comes back, reading about the Pistorius Murder Case.
[19:21] <MusicArtisan> I was bragging about how amazing you looked in that picture I took of you at the beach
[19:22] * Altyira is wearing a long flowing skirt with a nice blouse for once, and takes a seat on a couch
[19:23] <Pink Lion> I doubt Hideki attacked you because he was jealous
[19:23] *** Sakuya Izayoi [PerfectandElegant Maid@EnclaveFedCom.Net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa sakuya izayoi
[19:24] <Sakuya Izayoi> ^__^
[19:24] <Altyira> Someone attacked you?
[19:24] <Altyira> I hope you got it sorted out.
[19:24] <David O`Cain> Evening, Sakuya.
[19:24] * Sakuya Izayoi bows to everyone. "Excuse me, but have you all been having to deal with a resident from my homeland lately?"
[19:25] * Altyira looks at Sakuya Izayoi.
[19:25] *** Sakuya Izayoi is Is a very beautiful young woman who instantly stands out. She’s tall, graceful, and very shapely. Her eyes are a dazzling shade of deep blue, but something about them seem cold and wary. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[19:25] <Franziska von Karma> Would that be the foolish reporter?
[19:26] <Sakuya Izayoi> A black haired girl with black feathered wings?
[19:26] <Franziska von Karma> I don't recall at the moment.
[19:27] <Altyira> I'm afraid I haven't seen anyone like that here.
[19:27] <Sakuya Izayoi> She has a habit of lurking around and turning up in unexpected and unwelcome places with that camera of hers.
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[19:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mecha-nitori z
[19:27] <Franziska von Karma> That would be her.
[19:27] * Mecha-Nitori Z rides in...a massive version of nitori with tank treads
[19:28] * Franziska von Karma sees Constantine passed out on a sofa and shakes her head.
[19:28] <Sakuya Izayoi> O__O
[19:28] <Sakuya Izayoi> Ahh, so Aya *is* hiding out here.
[19:29] * David O`Cain spies the mech, "Extra insurance?"
[19:29] <Sakuya Izayoi> We've been searching for her. She was not present during the celebrations held three days ago, which was most unappreciated by us all.
[19:29] <Altyira> Oh? What kind of celebration? Like a Gather?
[19:29] * MusicArtisan shows lottie that the pictures he was bragging about lottie also happened to have Matsumi in them
[19:30] <Sakuya Izayoi> I see our resident Kappa is nearby! You're fortunate. She's quite pleasant to have around.
[19:30] * Mecha-Nitori Z 's hat slides off......a cruise missile starting to rise from the head
[19:30] <Altyira> ...what is that??
[19:30] <Sakuya Izayoi> ...it would appear to be some kind of rocket!
[19:30] <David O`Cain> I'm confused. Wouldn't you be appreciated that she wasn't around, Sakuya?
[19:30] <Altyira> Which is...?
[19:31] <Sakuya Izayoi> A rocket is a type of explosive weapon. They can be quite dangerous from what I've heard.
[19:32] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (ooc: getting kicked off the comp)
[19:32] <Sakuya Izayoi> February 16th is a special holiday back in Gensokyo, the anniversary of the great serve that the Onryo and his allies performed for all of us 11 years ago.
[19:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> Aya and I were participants in that last battle, so naturally she's supposed to be present for the reenactment and fireworks the last day. She's also supposed to partake in the ritual repast.
[19:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> But she scarpered.
[19:34] * Mecha-Nitori Z fires it's missile..which flies off into the distance
[19:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> Most dishonorable.
[19:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> <__<
[19:36] <Altyira> I see.
[19:36] * Mecha-Nitori Z rides away
[19:37] *** Mecha-Nitori Z has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:37] <David O`Cain> What great service was conducted if I may ask?
[19:37] * Sakuya Izayoi reaching behind her back and removes a foil-wrapped package from some kind of hidden pocket (or something).
[19:37] *** Morrigan [SexyNaughtyBitchyMe@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*is blasted my the missile! WTFOMGWTF~!!)
[19:40] <Sakuya Izayoi> 11 years ago Gensokyo was invaded by a large force of mercenaries armed with robotic fighters, advanced weapons, and a device that cancelled out all magic within an area of almost 200 square kilometers. Shortly before that happened the Onryo arrived quite by accident. When the mana-shadow fell across our land, all Youkai and Mages within its area lost ALL of their powers. The dibilitating effects were crippling for us.
[19:41] * Franziska von Karma is away 
[19:41] <David O`Cain> Hm. Continue.
[19:42] <Sakuya Izayoi> The Onryo, however, was unaffected because he did not use magic at all. His abilities were based purely around combat and advanced alien weaponry. His participation in the battles on our behalf turned it all in our favor.
[19:43] <Sakuya Izayoi> He and his companions put themselves at great risk to help us, even after several poor misunderstandings between him and some of Gensokyo's more unfriendly inhabitants.
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[19:43] <@spiritflame> konbanwa aya shameimaru
[19:44] <David O`Cain> I see.
[19:46] <Aya Shameimaru> He killed nine Crow-Tengu, over thirty Wolf-Tengu, and enbarressed me all throughout Gensokyo even WORSE than the "Tengu Girl Photo Album"!!!!
[19:46] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Don't seek what you don't wish to know...)
[19:46] <David O`Cain> Glad to know that he was able help you guys out despite miscommunications.
[19:47] * Altyira wanders over into the restaurant
[19:47] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:47] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsontamer
[19:47] * CrimsonTamer WHIPS Aya
[19:48] <CrimsonTamer> YOU! FOUL REPORTER!
[19:48] <Sakuya Izayoi> That wasa battle YOU were the cause of, Aya. Remember? It was YOUR newspaper articles that sent half the Youkai in Gensokyo hunting him AND had everyone believing that he and the Onryo were two seperate people.
[19:49] * Aya Shameimaru DODGES out of the way with all the swiftness of a Tengu! "O-YAAAAAY~!!" :D
[19:49] *** Poncho Girl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa poncho girl
[19:50] * David O`Cain suddenly uses telekinesis to pin Aya to the floor without moving an inch
[19:50] *** Ran Yakumo [Nine-Tailed Strategist@EnclaveFedCom.Net(Pirated S] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ran yakumo
[19:50] * CrimsonTamer grins and flicks her wrist backwards, attempting to catch Aya by the ankle
[19:50] * Ran Yakumo and Poncho Girl both LEAP onto Aya and DRAG her kicking and screaming to the ground, pinning her to the floor.
[19:50] <Ran Yakumo> Hold her down! Hold her down!
[19:50] <Poncho Girl> >:D
[19:51] * Sakuya Izayoi smiles and walks over to Aya and the others.
[19:52] <Sakuya Izayoi> Thank you for your assistance, Mr. O'Cain. You getting me to talk about the Onryo helped draw out our wayward Tengu reporter.
[19:52] <David O`Cain> I am, Ran. From here.
[19:53] * Aya Shameimaru tries to struggle to her feet, her mana-reactive metabolism drawing on the ambient levels of energy within the Hotel to amplify her strength and speed.
[19:53] <David O`Cain> Your welcome, Sakuya. Although, I didn't know that was the plan, but still, it was a nice chat.
[19:54] * David O`Cain increases the telekinetic downward force to keep Aya down
[19:54] <CrimsonTamer> Mr O'Cain....would you mind letting me get rid of this pest?
[19:54] <Sakuya Izayoi> I enjoy conversing about the Onryo. He and I get along quite well and I have great respect for his abilities.
[19:54] <Sakuya Izayoi> Oh no! Please do not remove her.
[19:55] <Sakuya Izayoi> You see, Aya WILL be partaking in the ritual repast of the Onryo's celebration! We *all* do!
[19:56] <David O`Cain> So, what exactly is this ritual?
[19:56] * Sakuya Izayoi holds up the foil-wrapped package she's holding for everyone to look at.
[19:57] <Sakuya Izayoi> Slab!
[19:57] * Ran Yakumo shudders a little at the mention of that word, her nose crinkling in disgust.
[19:58] <David O`Cain> Wait. That? Kinda had a bit of my own fill of that s[BLEEP]t years ago. ~_~;
[19:58] * Poncho Girl cackles.
[19:58] * Poncho Girl , Ran, and Sakuya all begin talking at the same time like they're reciting from memory.
[20:00] <All three girls> Pressure-treated down from any and all available nutrition sources by the Munitorium, it comes canned and it comes freeze-dried. It comes in packets and it comes in boxes. It comes in individual heated tins and it comes in catering blocks. Company cooks slice, dice, and mince it, and use it as the bulk base of any meal when local provision sources are unavailable.
[20:02] <All three girls> They flavor it with whatever they have on hand, usually foil satchets of powder with names like "groxtail" and "vegetable (root)" and "sausage (assorted).
[20:02] <Poncho Girl> It's the breakfast of champions! ^__^..v
[20:03] * Aya Shameimaru has an expression on her face that's pure odium.
[20:03] * David O`Cain has a disgusted look on his face, "Not really."
[20:05] <Ran Yakumo> In remembrance of the Onryo, Yukari deigned that we celebrate every year on that last day with lots of fireworks, blow up straw and wooden effigies, and eat slab for a day so that we'd better appreciate the Onryo's origins.
[20:05] <David O`Cain> I'd rather...nah, Michiru's cooking would still be worse than that. Um, got it. I'd rather eat an old K-ration than Slab.
[20:06] * Sakuya Izayoi unwraps the packet. Contained within in a moist rectangular block of greyish-white meat(?) that almost looks like a cross between scrapple and Spam.
[20:07] * Aya Shameimaru redoubles her struggles!!!!!
[20:08] <Sakuya Izayoi> Are you certain you would not like some, Mr. O'cain? I have flavor-packages to go along with it.
[20:10] * Sakuya Izayoi holds up several little foil packets marked "spiced (assorted)", "vegetable (root)", "meat (varied), "sausage", "chicken", and "brahmin".
[20:10] <Poncho Girl> Eaty-meaty-slabby-time~!
[20:12] <Ran Yakumo> Eaty-meaty-slabby-time~! >:D
[20:14] * David O`Cain sighs, "Fine. Gimme the chicken packet."
[20:15] * Sakuya Izayoi gives David a flavor packet and an unopened package of slab.
[20:15] * David O`Cain opens both packets, and starts mixing the contents together
[20:16] <Sakuya Izayoi> Miss Jillian, would you also like some?
[20:16] <CrimsonTamer> Noooo thank you
[20:16] * Altyira comes back from the restaurant with a piece of paper
[20:18] * The slab tastes...virtually tasteless with a faint mucusy aftertaste, but the contents of the flavor packet do give the areas covered by the powder a chicken-like taste. It's just not a *consistant* flavor like real chicken.
[20:18] * David O`Cain starts munching on slab, "Yeah, not as good as real chicken, but if it's part of your ritual, why not."
[20:19] * The slab is also packed with calories too! 1000 energy-give calories per serving!
[20:21] * Sakuya Izayoi makes her way towards Aya. "Now it's YOUR turn to engage in the fasting of respect for the Onryo! After all, he could have killed you on THREE seperate occasions back then and didn't!"
[20:21] <Altyira> One of the "servers' in the kitchens gave me directions for somewhere to go dancing, but I'm not sure I can remember all the directions to get there...
[20:22] <David O`Cain> Wait a minute. THREE times?
[20:22] <Aya Shameimaru> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO! NO! NO! I don't wanna eat slab!! I HATE THAT F[BLEEP]KING STUFF!!!
[20:23] <David O`Cain> What the hell did she do?
[20:24] <Sakuya Izayoi> Yes. In their first meeting Aya attacked him but didn't realize that inside Gensokyo the Onryo had the ability to cancel out magic defensively, so all of her Danmaku attacks were useless. He then physically beat her in battle, but didn't kill her.
[20:25] <Sakuya Izayoi> Their second meeting happened a day later on Youkai Mountain when she stirred up the Tengu clans into attacking him. Once again, he could have shot her multiple times but didn't.
[20:26] <David O`Cain> And the third?
[20:27] <Altyira> Er...guess I'll go try to find it, then...
[20:27] <Sakuya Izayoi> The third time happened a day AFTER that when Aya led Marisa Kirisame and Alice Margatroid into the Forest of Magic to locate him. The Onryo recognized her and almost shot her in the face.
[20:28] <Ran Yakumo> What were the directions you were given?
[20:29] * Altyira counts the doors at the front of the lobby, hopes she picks the right one, and goes though
[20:29] * Ran Yakumo wanted to help the help the dragon-lady, but waves goodbye to her instead. :<
[20:30] * Sakuya Izayoi straddles Aya's stomach and grabs her by the neck, trying to get her head steady.
[20:30] * The distinctive sound of a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle can be heard approaching the Tokyo entrance and then parking and stopping.
[20:31] <David O`Cain> I'd shoot her too if it were me in Solar's predicament, only not miss.
[20:31] <David O`Cain> And make it hurt plenty.
[20:31] * Ran Yakumo and Poncho Girl start chanting. "Eaty-meaty-slabby-time! Eaty-meaty-slabby-time! Eaty-meaty-slabby-time! Eaty-meaty-slabby-time!"
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[20:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mountainman
[20:32] * MountainMan enters through the Tokyo door.
[20:32] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has quit IRC (I shouldn't be here anyways)
[20:32] * MountainMan looks at Ran Yakumo.
[20:32] *** Ran Yakumo is is a very alluring young lady with short blond hair and golden eyes, wearing a long white dress with wide sleeves and a blue smock-like front. She also has nine thick fluffy fox tails extending out from behind her. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 0.

[20:33] * MountainMan looks at Poncho Girl.
[20:33] *** Poncho Girl is your average everyday Poncho Girl

[20:33] * MountainMan looks at David O`Cain.
[20:33] *** David O`Cain is a humanoid male standing 5'9", has short brown hair, bluish-grey eyes, has a slight muscular build, and has on a shirt, pants, and shoes More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: ' The Trooper ' by Iron Maiden.

[20:33] *** Zalan has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa zalan
[20:34] * Sakuya Izayoi takes the piece of slab and DRIVES it into Aya's open, screaming mouth, stuffing it in and smearing it all around her mouth as she forces it down the Tengu-girl's gullet!
[20:34] * MountainMan looks at Sakuya Izayoi.
[20:34] *** Sakuya Izayoi is Is a very beautiful young woman who instantly stands out. She’s tall, graceful, and very shapely. Her eyes are a dazzling shade of deep blue, but something about them seem cold and wary. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[20:34] <Zalan> Zalan runs in from the stairs and jumps up onto a stool, then the bar counter
[20:34] * Zalan ^
[20:34] * there's a knock at the front door
[20:34] * Sakuya Izayoi looks at MountainMan.
[20:34] *** MountainMan is a moderately large man with a beer-belly, slightly balding, and a bushy beard that reaches down to his belt. He wears old school motorcycle leathers and a black tee-shirt.
His image Song is: Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf.

[20:35] <Poncho Girl> Is that one of the Midnight Riders?
[20:35] * MountainMan looks at Aya Shameimaru.
[20:35] *** Aya Shameimaru is your average everyday Aya Shameimaru

[20:36] <Ran Yakumo> Yes! YES! Eat it! TASTE IT! Every bite! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[20:36] <Zalan> Hii! *waves to the new person*
[20:36] * there's another knock at the front door "Oiiii...anyone home?"
[20:36] <MountainMan> Midnight Riders? Which territory do they ride?
[20:36] <MountainMan> HI Little man!
[20:37] * Aya Shameimaru kicks, sputters, chokes, gags, heaves, and screams as much as she can as the horrible, awful, disgusting food from beyond the stars violates her mouth and absolutely RAPES her tongue!!!!! ><;;;;
[20:37] * MountainMan moves further into the room, with a slight hesitation at the odd ritual going on in the floor...
[20:38] * there's still another knock
[20:38] * Sakuya Izayoi , Ran Yakumo, and Poncho Girl all get up off of Aya and step back, laughing uproariously as Aya continues to flail around helplessly.
[20:38] <David O`Cain> Lady, you brought it on yourself. You wouldn't be in this mess now, would ya?
[20:38] * Zalan pulls a nectarine out of the fruit basked and takes a huge bite, watching the new guy
[20:39] * Sakuya Izayoi goes over to the door and opens it.
[20:39] <Sakuya Izayoi> Hello, may I assist you?
[20:39] <MountainMan> I was told not to knock... I hope that was right?
[20:39] *** Ryu Haneda has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:39] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ryu haneda
[20:40] <Poncho Girl> Uhh, the Midnight Riders are a band.
[20:40] <Ryu Haneda> finally! you know how long I-
[20:40] * MountainMan looks at Ryu Haneda.
[20:40] *** Ryu Haneda is teenage boy with brown hair and dark eyes.
His image Song is: .

[20:40] * Ryu Haneda turns bright red at the sight of Sakuya
[20:40] * Aya Shameimaru is going into convulsions right now.
[20:40] <MountainMan> Oh. I haven't been keeping up with those...
[20:41] * Ran Yakumo has taken Aya's camera and is taking pictures of everything Aya's doing. >:D
[20:41] * Zalan continues to stare at the new guy
[20:41] <Sakuya Izayoi> Hello, young man. May I direct you anywhere?
[20:42] * MountainMan takes in the Lobby.
[20:42] * Poncho Girl looks at Zalan.
[20:42] *** Zalan is the young son of Miara and Taki. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and a red Ultra stripe across his chest and shoulders. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: 'Magic Door' by Joe Hisaishi.

[20:42] <Ryu Haneda> um...I was told to come here...if something weird was happening...you free tomorrow?
[20:43] <MountainMan> So... what is this place?
[20:43] <Poncho Girl> Awww, what a cute little kid.
[20:43] * Poncho Girl goes over to pat Zalan on the head.
[20:43] <David O`Cain> The Hotel.
[20:43] * Zalan throws the nectarine pit in the general vicinity of the trash, and wipes his mouth with his arm
[20:44] * Zalan sniffs at Poncho Girl
[20:44] <Ryu Haneda> so yeah there someone I can talk to about this stuff?
[20:44] <MountainMan> Well that tells me what it's called, not what it is...
[20:44] * Poncho Girl smells of sulfur and ash mostly.
[20:45] <Sakuya Izayoi> Am I free tomorrow? :/
[20:45] <David O`Cain> Hmm. How best to explain this...
[20:45] * Ryu Haneda walks in and blinks
[20:45] <Ryu Haneda> OH WOOOOOOOOW!!!
[20:46] * Zalan sneezes, and drops down from the counter to inspect the new guy instead
[20:47] <MountainMan> Hey there little guy.
[20:47] <Ryu Haneda> WHOA THIS IS LIKE....like some kind of hotel!!!
[20:47] <Zalan> You smell like shop!
[20:47] * Aya Shameimaru sprints away unsteadily, looking for the nearest bathroom so she can get violently sick in every way possible!! >__<;;;;
[20:48] <David O`Cain> Basically, and it may sound insane, it's a house that got combined with a hotel.
[20:48] <MountainMan> Shop?
[20:48] * MountainMan snifs himself...
[20:48] <MountainMan> I guess I did pick up some floral scents at the interview...
[20:48] *** Aya Shameimaru has left #suburbansenshi2 ("I'mnotgonnamakeit! I'mnotgonnamakeit! I'm...AUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!!!!" T____T)
[20:49] <Ryu Haneda> whoooa *runs up to the arcade machines, looking over it and every other piece of the hotel funature" this is so AWESOME
[20:49] <Zalan> Flower and Eiry-na and Nana and 'Dar and Yumi.
[20:50] * Ran Yakumo bows to everyone in the room. "Please excuse me now."
[20:50] *** Ran Yakumo [Nine-Tailed Strategist@EnclaveFedCom.Net(Pirated S] has left #suburbansenshi2 (CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~!)
[20:50] <MountainMan> Oh! so you know Eiry!
[20:51] <MountainMan> Yeah, she asked my how I felt about little green men and suggested I come here to find out...
[20:51] <MountainMan> ...Or something along those lines.
[20:52] <MountainMan> You don't look green, little guy...
[20:52] *** Poncho Girl has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later guys. The way Aya's experiencing "a powerful voiding of her bowels" I don't think I wanna stick around here for a bit." XD)
[20:52] <Sakuya Izayoi> Little green men?
[20:52] <MountainMan> At least not like that girl who just ran out of the room did...
[20:52] <Zalan> Lil' green men?
[20:53] <Zalan> They fun play with?
[20:54] <MountainMan> I'd forgotten about those! But no, she was talking about aliens, wanted to know how I dealt with weirdness.
[20:54] * Sakuya Izayoi walks over to Zalan and peers at him curiously.
[20:55] * MountainMan looks at Sakuya Izayoi.
[20:55] *** Sakuya Izayoi is Is a very beautiful young woman who instantly stands out. She’s tall, graceful, and very shapely. Her eyes are a dazzling shade of deep blue, but something about them seem cold and wary. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[20:56] <David O`Cain> Well, aliens and other beings do show up around here, but as far as little green men are concerned, I haven't come across any myself.
[20:56] <MountainMan> So far other than the kitsune-girl, this has been less weird than the bar.
[20:57] * Sakuya Izayoi smells very clean and fresh. Even her clothes smell like they were freshly washed.
[20:57] <MountainMan> Was she cosplaying, or was she the real deal?
[20:57] <Zalan> Maybe you no see dragon yet.
[20:57] <Ryu Haneda> so hey anyone here I can talk to about weird stuff?
[20:58] <David O`Cain> It was real, man. You ain't hallucinating.
[20:58] <MountainMan> Dragon?
[20:59] <Yaijinden> Dragon!
[20:59] * MountainMan looks at Yaijinden.
[20:59] *** Yaijinden is an apparent Anglo-Germanic man about thirty years of age in casual attire. His eyes glint with a luminous green light, and he has a strange, palpable realness to him that defines the world in his vicinity rather than the other way around. More information about is Here.
image Song is: Teinshou: Reincarnation by Geinoh Yamashirogumi.

[20:59] <Sakuya Izayoi> Kitsune-girl? Oh, you mean Ran. Yes, she was the "rea deal" as you put it.
[20:59] <Zalan> it biiiiiiig and gold!
[21:00] <Zalan> ana keep trying get her talk, but not do yet.
[21:00] <Ryu Haneda> so...anyone I can talk to at all????
[21:00] <Yaijinden> What about, cool guy!
[21:00] <MountainMan> The quiet type, eh?
[21:00] <Sakuya Izayoi> Right here, young sir.
[21:01] <MountainMan> Talk to us boy!
[21:01] <Ryu Haneda> weird stuff...
[21:01] <LOVELYgirl> About what?
[21:01] <Sakuya Izayoi> What do you wish to converse about?
[21:01] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa lovelygirl
[21:01] <Ryu Haneda> well..see...I've been getting these weird headaches
[21:01] <MountainMan> I'm new myself so we can learn together.
[21:01] <Yaijinden> What kind of weird stuff!
[21:02] * LOVELYgirl lies out under the tree a while, still in her workout gear
[21:02] <Yaijinden> Tell us about these headaches.
[21:03] <Sakuya Izayoi> Weird headaches? How so? Have you seen a physician about them?
[21:03] <Yaijinden> How long have you been getting them!
[21:03] <Ryu Haneda> like....headaches...and then I hear stuff
[21:03] <Ryu Haneda> ever since that weird night I woke up in the middle of a pile of dead bodies
[21:03] <Yaijinden> Where in your head! What kind of stuff!
[21:03] <LOVELYgirl> How about memory loss?
[21:03] <MountainMan> So, does this dragon breathe fire, little guy?
[21:03] <Ryu Haneda> ya know...that time the city when nuts
[21:03] <Yaijinden> Which weird night! Waking up in a pile of dead bodies unfortunately doesn't narrow things down at all!
[21:03] <Yaijinden> That weird night! Okay!
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Like this past week-and-change went nuts?
[21:04] <MountainMan> What you mean the night Akihabara blew up?
[21:04] <Ryu Haneda> YEAH THAT
[21:04] <Yaijinden> "That time the city when nuts" doesn't clarify a damn thing, unfortunately.
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Okay then.
[21:04] <Zalan> We no see her do.
[21:04] <Yaijinden> What were you doing, and under what circumstances did you rouse?
[21:04] <Yaijinden> Aaaand what do you hear?
[21:05] <LOVELYgirl> No, we haven't. But she's magnificent.
[21:05] <MountainMan> Sounds like a careful dragon then...
[21:05] <Ryu Haneda> huh???
[21:05] * MountainMan looks at LovelyGirl.
[21:05] *** LovelyGirl is a normally cheery, confidant young woman of 5'10 with bright blue eyes and a shaved head. She spends most of her time caring for her young son, continuing her physical training, and trying to do things in the Lupa community at large. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Lady Dynamite' by Ayumi Hamasaki.

[21:05] <Ryu Haneda> oh I hear like people whispering and lots of noises and stuff like that
[21:05] <Yaijinden> Do the voices tell you to do anything?
[21:06] <MountainMan> Hello miss!
[21:06] <LOVELYgirl> Hey newbie!
[21:06] <MountainMan> So you've seen this dragon?
[21:06] <Ryu Haneda> nah..just like...other people talking about random junk, you know?
[21:06] <LOVELYgirl> Yeah, she spends half the day on the beach.
[21:06] <Sakuya Izayoi> Are you certain that it's whispering you are hearing and not thoughts?
[21:07] <Ryu Haneda> I don't kn-
[21:07] * Ryu Haneda blinks and looks up
[21:08] <MountainMan> Which half of the day?
[21:08] <Ryu Haneda> ...
[21:09] <Sakuya Izayoi> You're talking about that large golden dragon that's been visiting? It normally suns itself during the day.
[21:10] <Ryu Haneda> you guys hear that?
[21:10] <David O`Cain> Hear what?
[21:10] <LOVELYgirl> We usually see her afternoon. I think the sun doesn't hit her ledge after about noon.
[21:11] <Yaijinden> Walk us through it, cool guy.
[21:11] <Sakuya Izayoi> He must be hearing the voices now.
[21:11] <Ryu Haneda> that
[21:11] * Sakuya Izayoi listens carefully.
[21:14] * there's a loud booming crash outside, followed by a rather loud roar
[21:14] * Sakuya Izayoi rushes over to the window to look outside.
[21:14] * David O`Cain heads over to the window as well
[21:15] * outside , a large dragon like monster covered in purple and blue scales is walking through tokyo
[21:15] <Sakuya Izayoi> A second dragon?!
[21:16] * Ryu Haneda looks out the window "Whoa!! what the heck is that thing!?"
[21:17] * MountainMan looks out the window as well...
[21:17] * Dragon Monster busies itself destroying (empty) buildings
[21:18] * Zalan goes over to look out the window
[21:18] <Sakuya Izayoi> That may be a problem.
[21:18] <MountainMan> I hope the JSDF is up to that one...
[21:19] * Z-KAT appears and starts to attack the monster!!
[21:19] <David O`Cain> Joy. Another monster attack. Hope those owners' insurance are up-to-date.
[21:19] <LOVELYgirl> That is big. You think it's better than the gold one?
[21:19] <MountainMan> Oh! Look little guy, it's the Z-KAT guys.
[21:19] <LOVELYgirl> *bigger
[21:20] <Zalan> Yeah, they fun to play with! And have big fights!
[21:21] * a Z-KAT jet gets shot down by the monster's breath beam
[21:21] <Sakuya Izayoi> It's unfortunate that the Imperial Guard completed their withdraw from Nihon early this morning. The Federation fleet has already left orbit.
[21:21] <MountainMan> I hope they're okay...
[21:21] <LOVELYgirl> Don't worry, they'll take care of it.
[21:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `MOVIE NIGHT! PULGASARI, 8 PM THURSDAY`
[21:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away 
[21:23] * the other Z-KAT vessal gets shot down
[21:23] <MountainMan> Ouch.
[21:23] <Ryu Haneda> gah!!!
[21:23] * LOVELYgirl gets up and goes to watch with Zan
[21:24] <MountainMan> You okay kid?
[21:25] * Z-KAT has been defeated...
[21:25] <Sakuya Izayoi> This is bad, isn't it?
[21:25] <LOVELYgirl> ...
[21:25] <David O`Cain> Uh...
[21:25] <Ryu Haneda> geh!!!...yeah this is bad!!!
[21:26] <LOVELYgirl> That means it's the Ultraman's turn.
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[21:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa musicartisan
[21:26] <Ryu Haneda> oh yeah!!! it's Ultraman's tu-
[21:27] <MountainMan> Oh right! I wonder how soon he'll get here?
[21:27] * Ryu Haneda blinks and looks at his hands...which are starting to glow
[21:27] <Ryu Haneda> um....what the...
[21:27] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has quit IRC (nevermind)
[21:28] * Sakuya Izayoi looks at Ryu's hands too. "You seem to be summoning and channeling energy."
[21:28] * Ryu Haneda starts to panic as the glow spreads along his body
[21:28] * LOVELYgirl watches Ryu shrewdly
[21:29] <MountainMan> Do I need to call a doctor?
[21:29] <Ryu Haneda> SOMEBODY HELP M-
[21:29] * Ryu Haneda turns into a piller of light and bursts out the window and into the sky
[21:29] <LOVELYgirl> Doesn't feel like it...
[21:29] <David O`Cain> O_o
[21:30] * Sakuya Izayoi is completely unfazed by this turn of events.
[21:31] * LOVELYgirl and Zan watch, quite interested
[21:31] <LOVELYgirl> What's your name, new guy?
[21:31] <Sakuya Izayoi> I see far stranger sights in Gensokyo on an almost daily basis.
[21:31] <MountainMan> Well, so far I don't feel like panicing, but we have seen a number of giant monsters this past year...
[21:32] * Dragon Creature is about to destroy another building...but is stopped as a huge piller of light appears in front of it..reforming into a shape
[21:32] *** Ultraman Zorin has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ultraman zorin
[21:33] <David O`Cain> You'd think being here all these years I would be unphased by that. I guess it was a bit unexpected.
[21:33] <LOVELYgirl> Hee. Taki and Kenshiro will have someone new to work with, huh?
[21:33] <David O`Cain> Looks that way, Miara.
[21:33] * Ultraman Zorin stands in front of the monster......
[21:33] <Ultraman Zorin> GAH!!!! WHAT THE HECK!?
[21:34] * Ultraman Zorin looks over his hands and over himself..then spots the monster, which roars at him
[21:34] <LOVELYgirl> try an attack! whatever comes to mind!
[21:34] * Ultraman Zorin stumbles backwards in surprise, tripping over his own feet and crashing into a building
[21:34] <Sakuya Izayoi> I must go now. I'm needed by my mistress.
[21:35] <Sakuya Izayoi> Good night to you all.
[21:35] *** Sakuya Izayoi [PerfectandElegant Maid@EnclaveFedCom.Net (pirated)] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Need I say more?)
[21:35] <Ultraman Zorin> Huh?? who's that??
[21:35] * Ultraman Zorin looks around for the source of the voice...and gets smashed in the face by the monster into a building
[21:35] * LOVELYgirl waves absently to Sakuya as she leaves
[21:36] <LOVELYgirl> just try, before it smashes you!
[21:36] <David O`Cain> Night, Sakuya.
[21:36] <Ultraman Zorin> hey what's going on he-
[21:36] * Ultraman Zorin gets smashed into the ground by the monster's tail
[21:37] <MountainMan> You know the Ultramen, miss?
[21:38] <LOVELYgirl> I live with two! And you still haven't told me your name.
[21:38] <LOVELYgirl> Zan's going to be one when he grows up, too!
[21:38] * Ultraman Zorin is getting badly beaten
[21:38] * Zalan grins at new guy
[21:39] <Ultraman Zorin> ow..that...really hurt...
[21:39] * LOVELYgirl looks to see if Zorin has a timer
[21:39] * Ultraman Zorin has a color timer on the right side of his chest, it' still blue
[21:40] <MountainMan> Oh... Richard Rogers, but everyone calls me Mountain Man or MM.
[21:41] <LOVELYgirl> perhaps try blocking the next attack?
[21:41] * Ultraman Zorin gets up onto his knee and looks up...just in time to see the monster about to bring it's claws down onto him
[21:41] <Ultraman Zorin> !!!
[21:41] * Ultraman Zorin brings up his arms in response and blocks the attack
[21:41] <Ultraman Zorin> ......
[21:41] <LOVELYgirl> Nice to meet you, I'm Miara!
[21:41] <David O`Cain> Why Mountain Man...man?
[21:42] <MountainMan> It's the beard, man. :)
[21:42] <LOVELYgirl> now attack at the same time if you can
[21:42] <Ultraman Zorin> what attack?????
[21:42] <LOVELYgirl> Stick around after the attack, and maybe we'll see how much weird you can take :p
[21:42] <LOVELYgirl> kick it?
[21:42] <MountainMan> He needs to punch that thing, he's getting clobbered.
[21:43] * Ultraman Zorin turns back..and gives the monster a kick...which sends it flying across the city
[21:43] <Ultraman Zorin> !!....
[21:43] <LOVELYgirl> But he used his arms to block.
[21:43] <Ultraman Zorin> awesoooome...
[21:43] <LOVELYgirl> hold onto that feeling. no go get'im :)
[21:43] <David O`Cain> Ah. Well, nice to meet you, Mountain Man. I'm David.
[21:43] <Ultraman Zorin> hey..this isn't so har-
[21:44] * Ultraman Zorin gets smashed in the back by the flying monster, sending him crashing into the road
[21:44] <Ultraman Zorin> ...ooooow...
[21:44] <LOVELYgirl> *now
[21:44] <David O`Cain> Kid needs to pay attention, though.
[21:44] <LOVELYgirl> get up, try again. keep you eyes on him
[21:45] * Ultraman Zorin looks and sees it high above him
[21:45] <Ultraman Zorin> um....now what invisible voice in my head
[21:45] * Ultraman Zorin rubs his invisible nose
[21:46] <LOVELYgirl> don't let him come down on you full force. either fly up and meet him, or find some power to attack with. you're an ultra now, so you've got it.
[21:47] <MountainMan> Nice to meet you David. You Ride?
[21:47] <Ultraman Zorin> fly??
[21:48] * Ultraman Zorin looks up...and jumps up......levitates for a moment..then crashes back to Earth
[21:48] <The Magistria> .....
[21:48] <The Magistria> Thats just sad.
[21:48] <LOVELYgirl> Taki, you want to help him please?
[21:48] <Ultraman Zorin> this..is harder then it looks
[21:49] * Ultraman Zorin looks up..just in time to see the monster flying towards him
[21:49] <The Magistria> one of thes days i need to convert my tardis into a giant mech
[21:49] * Ultraman Zorin moves back...and his right hand starts to glow
[21:50] <MountainMan> Give him a break miss, he's brand new.
[21:50] <Ultraman Zorin> huh...what's this...
[21:50] <LOVELYgirl> remember, it's your power, you tell it what to do
[21:50] <LOVELYgirl> Well no one else is helping him.
[21:51] * Ultraman Zorin stumbles back and pulls his arm back..the energy extending into a long whip like form
[21:51] * The Magistra looks at MountainMan.
[21:51] *** MountainMan is a moderately large man with a beer-belly, slightly balding, and a bushy beard that reaches down to his belt. He wears old school motorcycle leathers and a black tee-shirt.
His image Song is: Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf.

[21:51] <David O`Cain> Do I ride? Sorry, man. No Harleys, Chieftans, nor other bikes.
[21:52] <Ultraman Zorin> gah! stay away!!
[21:52] * The Magistra sighs and summons her gunblade shiftinh it into gun mode
[21:52] <LOVELYgirl> I do. Mostly speeders compared to touring bikes, though.
[21:52] * Ultraman Zorin throws his arm forward and the whip straintens into a blade like form and turns into an energy blast, striking through the monster
[21:53] * The Magistra takes aim at the monster, looking for a clear shot
[21:53] * Dragon Monster keeps moving foward...before splitting in half..both sides exploding
[21:53] <MountainMan> Okay, never seen a weapon like that before, at the bar...
[21:53] * Ultraman Zorin stands there..dumbfounded...
[21:54] <The Magistra> It hasn't been invented yet.
[21:54] <LOVELYgirl> Ultramen, and many people here, use various forms of power attacks and defenses. Ultra power comes from the sun, it's like light.
[21:54] * The Magistra overloads the gun with mana
[21:54] <LOVELYgirl> Though his might be a little different.
[21:55] <David O`Cain> I do, however, have a couple of classic muscle cars. Got a DeLorean still being build piece by piece, and an '02 Mustang SVT. Should have plenty of muscle under the hood for both.
[21:55] <LOVELYgirl> What bar do you hang out at, btw?
[21:55] * The Magistra steadys her aim...
[21:56] <MountainMan> Oh, the ... is she going to shoot the Ultraman?
[21:56] <LOVELYgirl> that was a good first time out. come on back to the hotel or go see the Z-KAT team, okay?
[21:56] <Ultraman Zorin> YEAH!!! AWESOME!
[21:56] <The Magistra> No.
[21:56] * Ultraman Zorin does a victory pose........and then starts to glow again
[21:56] <Ultraman Zorin> hey..wha...not agai-
[21:56] * The Magistra lowers the gun
[21:56] * Ultraman Zorin turns into a piller of light..which zooms up into the sky, vanishing
[21:56] *** Ultraman Zorin has left #suburbansenshi2
[21:58] * Zalan is very excited now, and running around to imitate the new Ultra before going into imitating Kenshiro and dia
[21:59] <MountainMan> Well, yeah, I hang out at this little place down by the harbor with easy access to the highway...
[21:59] <David O`Cain> Well, once again, the city's saved.
[22:00] <MountainMan> There's no name on it, but it is owned by a guy they call Jin.
[22:01] <LOVELYgirl> I'll have to check it out sometime.
[22:01] * Zalan spies a bug on the floor, and stops dead
[22:01] * Zalan is now known as Zalan[fur]
[22:03] * Zalan[fur] crouches down, stalking the bug
[22:03] <MountainMan> ... You've already got hair on you chest, little man! Cool!
[22:05] <LOVELYgirl> Well, that ups your weird factor, doesn't it?
[22:07] <LOVELYgirl> How far have you travelled biking?
[22:07] <MountainMan> Yeah, I suppose so. Not much weirder than the girl with the tails earlier though...
[22:07] <LOVELYgirl> Adults look different.
[22:08] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsumi kaze
[22:08] <LOVELYgirl> But maybe not just yet.
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> hey all
[22:08] <LOVELYgirl> Hey Mats.
[22:08] <David O`Cain> Hey, Matsumi.
[22:09] * Zalan[fur] pounces, then races around chasing the bug
[22:09] <MountainMan> Oh, I've done all the Japan islands. Hitched a ride with a trawler up to the Sakhalins, did the Koreas, then China for a couple years, then back here.
[22:10] <LOVELYgirl> Not bad. Eiry's been her fair share of place, before moving here.
[22:11] <MountainMan> I've been sort of drifting around. The little woman decided she felt better with me in Tokyo, so I can't roam as far, so I'm going professional with the flower bit.
[22:12] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, I see~
[22:12] <LOVELYgirl> Kids?
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> man traffic was a nightmare
[22:13] <LOVELYgirl> Did you see any of the battle?
[22:14] *** Chaplin Page [chaplin@auditing.gov.la] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:14] <@spiritflame> konbanwa chaplin page
[22:14] * Chaplin Page exits the elevator, looking worn out
[22:15] <Matsumi Kaze> battle?...huh...so that explains the detours
[22:15] <LOVELYgirl> Yeah. Some kind of dragon and a new ultra.
[22:16] <David O`Cain> Other than dealing with awful traffic, what's up, Matsumi?
[22:16] <MountainMan> No kids.
[22:17] <MountainMan> At least not yet.
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> not much
[22:18] <Chaplin Page> Interestingly busy tonight
[22:19] * LOVELYgirl looks at Chaplin Page.
[22:19] *** Chaplin Page is a well-built man in his late twenties with auburn hair and hazel-blue eyes. He wears a comfortable, yet fitting t-shirt, along with bootcut denim jeans and sneakers. He's quite sure of himself and his personality is straight forward.
His image Song is: "Tonight" by Def Leppard.

[22:19] * MountainMan seems a bit wistful about his answer.
[22:20] <LOVELYgirl> Anything you wanna talk about?
[22:20] <Chaplin Page> Me?
[22:21] <LOVELYgirl> No, Rogers. But hi! I'm Miara.
[22:22] <MountainMan> Not until I know you better, eh?
[22:22] <Chaplin Page> My name's Chaplin
[22:23] <MountainMan> The woman who just came in, she looks familiar?
[22:24] <LOVELYgirl> Sure, no problem.
[22:24] * LOVELYgirl tries a mild amount of trust-inspiring dominance on Rogers, though
[22:26] <MountainMan> I mean you seem nice enough, and your kid is cute as all get out, but it is between me and the little woman.
[22:28] * LOVELYgirl laughs a bit
[22:28] <LOVELYgirl> Well, you keep that up. You'll may need it if they offer you the job.
[22:30] <MountainMan> Well, if the owner hangs out in interesting places like this, I hope I do get the offer.
[22:31] <LOVELYgirl> She lives upstairs with her hubby!
[22:32] * MountainMan looks up...
[22:32] <MountainMan> There's an upstairs?
[22:32] <LOVELYgirl> 20 floors!
[22:33] <LOVELYgirl> Zan, time to go~
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> 21
[22:33] * Zalan[fur] abandons the bug and runs over
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> there are 21 floors in this hotel
[22:34] <LOVELYgirl> Well, hopefully we'll see you again.
[22:34] <LOVELYgirl> Night guys
[22:34] <MountainMan> Night miss.
[22:34] <MountainMan> Night little man.
[22:34] * LOVELYgirl gets her things, lets Zan curl up in his bag, and heads out for home
[22:34] <David O`Cain> Night, Miara.
[22:34] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (If you're awake, tell a better story!)
[22:35] <MountainMan> 21 floors.
[22:36] <David O`Cain> Yep. That tall, man.
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[22:37] <MountainMan> You look familiar, miss?
[22:37] * Chaplin Page sits on a couch, looking bored
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> hey there
[22:40] * Chaplin Page waves absently
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> so..how are you
[22:41] <Chaplin Page> Exhausted, to sum it up
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> busy day?
[22:45] <Chaplin Page> I got all moved in.
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> oh congrats!
[22:47] <David O`Cain> Cool.
[22:50] <David O`Cain> I better get going, though. You guys have a good night.
[22:50] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Time to head home.)
[22:51] * MountainMan wanders around the lobby...
[22:53] <Chaplin Page> This is a nice enough place
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> hey it's got almost anything you want
[22:56] <MountainMan> Hey! You have a bar!
[22:57] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsontamer
[22:58] * CrimsonTamer stops in quick to drop off a note in Paisley's inbox at the front desk
[22:58] <Chaplin Page> I've noticed...Maddie's given me the whole tour
[22:58] <CrimsonTamer> Hi everyone!
[22:58] * MountainMan orders a Rum and Coke.
[22:58] <CrimsonTamer> Bye everyone!
[22:58] * CrimsonTamer dashes back out the Paris door
[22:58] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:58] <Chaplin Page> ...
[22:59] <Chaplin Page> What the hell was that?
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> .........
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> no idea
[23:00] <MountainMan> So you have girls running in and out randomly?
[23:01] <Chaplin Page> It looks that way
[23:04] <MountainMan> Not sure the little woman will be happy to hear that...
[23:05] <Chaplin Page> What's a "little woman"?
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> hm? who?
[23:06] <MountainMan> Little Woman? Significant Other? Wife?
[23:06] <Chaplin Page> I find that term a bit derrogatory...
[23:08] <MountainMan> Well, she's not an old lady.
[23:09] <MountainMan> And I have six inches plus on her.
[23:09] <MountainMan> She thinks it's cute?
[23:10] <Matsumi Kaze> so you're marreid?
[23:10] <MountainMan> Yep. It's why they let me stay in Japan.
[23:10] * Chaplin Page shrugs
[23:11] <Chaplin Page> I stay in Japan because I can.
[23:11] <Chaplin Page> And because I now live with my girlfriend.
[23:14] <MountainMan> Hey they don't let you have a student visa forever.
[23:18] * Chaplin Page shrugs again, "I'm not a student...and from what Mddie told me, this hotel is not in japan."
[23:18] <MountainMan> If the little woman hadn't asked me to marry her, they would have said, "You got your degree now GTFO."
[23:18] <MountainMan> But she did, so they didn't.
[23:20] <MountainMan> I hope I don't need my passport to leave this place...
[23:20] <MountainMan> I left it at home.
[23:20] <Chaplin Page> ....smooth
[23:21] <Chaplin Page> I'm fairly sure you do
[23:21] <MountainMan> I'm stuck here?
[23:22] <Chaplin Page> Yeah most likely
[23:22] <MountainMan> Dang.
[23:22] * MountainMan starts pulling cusions off a couple of couches.
[23:23] * MountainMan arranges cushions on the floor.
[23:26] * MountainMan takes his boots off and lies down.
[23:26] <MountainMan> Well, guess I'm camping then.
[23:28] <Chaplin Page> You know you could get a room right?
[23:30] <MountainMan> I didn't know I needed my passport, why would I know they had rooms? Besides, posh place like this, I couldn't afford the nightly rate without a credit card.
[23:31] <Chaplin Page> From what I heard, this place is free...and you don't need your passport to leave the hotel, just Japan
[23:31] <MountainMan> But by coming to the hotel, you said I had left Japan?
[23:32] <Matsumi Kaze> well technically this is the embassy for the Island of Pandorica