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[10:09] <GERMATOID> BUT THEN AFTER THE MOUSE DEVELOPED SUPER POWERS I HAD TO GET THE KRYPTONITE
[10:15] <// J_Daito //> Isn't that always the way


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[17:04] <Arx Sylvanran> You're coming with me to a detention facility.
[17:04] <Thrash> don't you need a judge for that
[17:04] <Arx Sylvanran> He will stand trial.
[17:04] <Arx Sylvanran> There will be a judge.
[17:05] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I didn't do it! You're weaving this out of whole cloth!
[17:05] <Thrash> I am not telling his fiancee about this...
[17:05] <Arx Sylvanran> We shall let Judge Naranek decide.
[17:05] <Arx Sylvanran> I shall return.
[17:05] * Arx Sylvanran hauls X off.
[17:05] *** @Doctor X [xadium@weinberg-xadium-law.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (WAIIIITTT)
[17:05] *** Arx Sylvanran [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You speak of loyalty? To you, loyalty was a convenience, easily disposed of. To me, it was something worth clawing my way out of hell for. And. I. DID!)
[17:06] <Thrash> oh dear....
[17:06] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:06] <@spiritflame> irasshai YingGirl
[17:06] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hi, ying
[17:07] * YingGirl is still wearing the blonde wig...has half a messed up face cause she was busy trying on makeup. Looks more like a clown
[17:08] <YingGirl> i don't think I'
[17:08] <YingGirl> i don't think I'm good with makeup
[17:08] <Matsumi Kaze> come over here..let me help you
[17:09] * YingGirl heads towards Mat
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> ok..do you have a make up kit with you?
[17:10] <YingGirl> I've been thinking about that "job" people want me to do...but I can't who runs it.
[17:11] * YingGirl nods. Taking out a cheaply makeup kit in her saxhel
[17:11] * Matsumi Kaze opens the makeup kit and starts to redo Ying's makeup
[17:13] <YingGirl> but where can I find them now that ezio is gone.
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> hey Vanessa
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> I can help you maybe
[17:13] <YingGirl> hm?
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> I can send one of my ravens to go searching for them
[17:15] <YingGirl> ravens? I didn't know you collect birds.
[17:15] <Matsumi Kaze> heh they're not birds
[17:16] <Matsumi Kaze> the Ravens are my.......well you could almost call them ninjas in some respect..sort of
[17:16] <YingGirl> oh.
[17:17] <YingGirl> I see. It must be great having that kind of help. All I got is Dante and Mercer
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> so who are you looking for then?
[17:17] * Matsumi Kaze keeps working on the make-up
[17:18] <YingGirl> ezio's brotherhood...the remaining assassins.
[17:19] <YingGirl> folks were joking that i could be a sailor assassin
[17:19] <YingGirl> i did do the drawings of an outfit. but will the actual assassins accept me?
[17:19] <YingGirl> especially when I got a huge bounty on my head
[17:21] <Matsumi Kaze> did you hear that, Tasha...
[17:21] <Tasha Ivanov> da
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[17:21] <@spiritflame> irasshai Tasha Ivanov
[17:21] * Tasha Ivanov walks out of the shadows
[17:21] <YingGirl> oh...hello
[17:23] * Tasha Ivanov nods to Ying
[17:23] <Matsumi Kaze> Ying..tell Tasha what you're looking for
[17:26] <YingGirl> I'm looking for a brotherhood of Assassins. They were under Ezio's wing...but because of Abstergo looking for them as well, they might either be dead or secure hiding
[17:27] <Matsumi Kaze> alright Tasha..go and find them
[17:28] * Tasha Ivanov nods..and vanishes in a blink of an eye
[17:28] *** Tasha Ivanov has left #suburbansenshi2
[17:28] <Matsumi Kaze> (( totally up to you if she finds them or not ))
[17:29] <YingGirl> (( cool. Give it a few days. ))
[17:30] <YingGirl> thanks for helping me apply makeup
[17:30] <YingGirl> i'm not good at these things myself
[17:31] <Matsumi Kaze> my pleasure ^_^
[17:31] <Matsumi Kaze> if you ever want to stop by the theatre, please do
[17:32] <YingGirl> hah..thanks
[17:35] * Thrash keeps fiddling with piece of machinery
[17:43] <YingGirl> what's going on with him?
[17:44] <Matsumi Kaze> who knows...
[17:46] <Thrash> just keeping my mind busy
[17:49] <YingGirl> i see.
[17:51] * Matsumi Kaze offers Ying a gummi bear
[17:55] * YingGirl takes it.
[17:55] <YingGirl> Uh...thanks
[17:56] * YingGirl eats it, sighing.
[17:57] <Matsumi Kaze> worried?
[17:58] <YingGirl> i need to get friends out. I'm sure no one gotten in their heads wanting the bail
[17:58] <YingGirl> it's like my old days all over again
[18:00] <Matsumi Kaze> what do you mean by that?
[18:01] <YingGirl> whatever they're doing is false...but I know someone going to get their heads wanting half a million dollars
[18:01] <YingGirl> money makes the world go round. nAnd soon, I'll be another drugged up lab rat inthe animus again
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> well then we can't allow that to happen, can we?
[18:02] <YingGirl> i lost my hair the previous time, I dunno what I'll loose next
[18:03] <YingGirl> And my sister wants me to go back
[18:05] <Matsumi Kaze> well we can just say No
[18:05] <Matsumi Kaze> out of all the people in this Hotel...I can count the number of people who would turn you in on maybe...three fingers
[18:05] <YingGirl> who can say no to half a million dollars?
[18:05] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah but most of us aren't a[BLEEP]les who would turn people in for money
[18:06] <YingGirl> and where I was found...the cornfield. I did not kill my parents
[18:07] <YingGirl> i was crying alone in the field, with their dead bodies...police and foster care came a pick me up
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> well I belive you
[18:07] <Matsumi Kaze> I completely belive you
[18:07] <YingGirl> thanks.
[18:10] <YingGirl> i dunno why Alessa turned on me. She raised me...somewhat
[18:11] <YingGirl> i tried to be the good sister...and she...
[18:14] <YingGirl> i wish everything was back in the old days
[18:15] <YingGirl> but even then, i was always alone...
[18:15] <YingGirl> sorry if i'm sounding pitiful
[18:15] <YingGirl> but i know someone is gonna take the money
[18:15] * YingGirl gets up and heads leaving.
[18:15] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (maybe i will see that theatre)
[18:16] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya
[18:27] *** Maret Wane has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Maret Wane
[18:27] *** Arx Sylvanran [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Arx Sylvanran
[18:28] <Maret Wane> Good evening, Matsumi.
[18:28] * Arx Sylvanran takes a seat at a small lounge chair and orders a drink.
[18:28] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey Maret
[18:28] * Thrash walks over and offers Arx the glass again
[18:28] <Thrash> I thought we agreed I'd supply
[18:28] <Arx Sylvanran> Ahh, thank you :)
[18:29] <Arx Sylvanran> Very kind.
[18:29] * HazMat Prinnies serve Arx her order.
[18:29] * Arx Sylvanran sniffs the glass discreetly to determine the composition and vintage.
[18:29] * Arx Sylvanran takes the other glass for later.
[18:29] * Thrash has givin a vintage of wine that dates from Napolean's battle of waterloo
[18:29] <Arx Sylvanran> Prinnies... walking so freely about on this plenum. Interesting.
[18:30] <Arx Sylvanran> That wasn't in my brief.
[18:30] * Arx Sylvanran files that away.
[18:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..how do you know about me btw?
[18:30] * Maret Wane looks at Thrash and Arx a moment before going over to the restaurant for a moment
[18:30] * HazMat Prinnies work on cleaning up the carpets.
[18:32] <Arx Sylvanran> My... briefing.
[18:32] <Arx Sylvanran> Covered most of the denizens of this place.
[18:34] * Maret Wane returns and sits on a couch, sipping some tea
[18:35] * Arx Sylvanran sips her drink
[18:36] <Matsumi Kaze> I see..you must have great sources
[18:36] <Arx Sylvanran> It's not that hard.
[18:38] * Arx Sylvanran looks at her watch.
[18:38] <Thrash> ..where did you put X?
[18:39] * Adorable Kitten looks at Arx Sylvaran.
[18:39] *** Arx Sylvaran is your average everyday Arx Sylvaran

[18:39] * Adorable Kitten looks at Arx Sylvanran.
[18:39] *** Arx Sylvanran is




Her image Song is: 'Number One (Chokkaku Mix)' by Shiro Sagisu.
[18:39] <Arx Sylvanran> Secure time-proof location with matter-line barriers.
[18:39] <Adorable Kitten> .....
[18:39] * Arx Sylvanran looks at the kitten and sniffs the air.
[18:40] * Adorable Kitten pads up to Arx.
[18:40] <Arx Sylvanran> What species is that? *points to the kitten*
[18:40] <Adorable Kitten> :3
[18:40] <Thrash> so....The Room?
[18:40] <Thrash> that...is a vampire
[18:40] * Arx Sylvanran arches slightly.
[18:40] * Arx Sylvanran looks at her records.
[18:40] <Arx Sylvanran> Oh.
[18:40] <Arx Sylvanran> That one.
[18:40] * Arx Sylvanran relaxes.
[18:41] <Thrash> yes that one
[18:41] * Adorable Kitten is now known as Hulking Figure
[18:41] * Arx Sylvanran shrugs. "Tes, The Room. A Wiseau-class Pandorica Minor"
[18:41] <Hulking Figure> thrash, you are a fool.
[18:41] * Hulking Figure stands above Arx.
[18:41] <Hulking Figure> Soooo....
[18:41] <Thrash> am I now? I've been called worse
[18:41] <Hulking Figure> I hate to say this... I mean I REALLY hate to say this...
[18:42] * Arx Sylvanran looks up, thoroughly neutral.
[18:42] * HazMat Prinnies are splitting up all the loose change from the couches that Etna hasn't gotten to.
[18:42] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes?
[18:42] * Hulking Figure rubs his eyebrows.
[18:42] <Hulking Figure> Have you taken Xadium?
[18:43] * Arx Sylvanran almost spits up her drink.
[18:43] <Arx Sylvanran> That's a rather intimate question, and wholly inappropriate!
[18:43] <Arx Sylvanran> and frankly, quite disgusting a notion.
[18:43] *** HazMat Prinnies has left #suburbansenshi2 (Twenty-Five Yen! Woot dood!)
[18:44] <Hulking Figure> Well, he ain't here. I've been looking like a cat all day, and I have not seen... look that is not important. What's important is that suspect he is gone.
[18:44] <Thrash> he means did you take him as in...take him away
[18:44] <Arx Sylvanran> Oh. Not the colloquial context.
[18:44] * Maret Wane goes to get her food, and then back upstairs
[18:44] * Maret Wane is away 
[18:44] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes, I arrested him, on suspicion of complicity with Lady Hazenine.
[18:44] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:44] <@spiritflame> irasshai SecOpsGirl
[18:45] <Hulking Figure> Can't you just arrest him in, like, 2 weeks?
[18:45] <SecOpsGirl> Who's complicit with Hazel?
[18:45] <Hulking Figure> With whom? this is complicated.
[18:45] <Thrash> as much as I hate to sound like I'm agreeing with anything she's said..I don't think it would be smart to break him out..
[18:45] <Hulking Figure> Why not?
[18:45] <Thrash> ...the place he's been placed in is....
[18:46] <Thrash> ..how do i put this delicatly...
[18:46] <Thrash> ...dangerious
[18:46] <Hulking Figure> There are, what 31 of us in here who could kill a bison with our bare hands, how bad could it be?
[18:46] <Thrash> you...have no idea
[18:46] <Hulking Figure> But no, I do not count on force.
[18:46] * Hulking Figure turns over to crazy lady.
[18:46] <Arx Sylvanran> Matter-lines. You would not make it past the matter-lines.
[18:46] <Hulking Figure> Even if I were a spirit?
[18:47] <Hulking Figure> Look look, we are wasting our time.
[18:47] <SecOpsGirl> Thrash? Can you bring me up to speed?
[18:47] <Hulking Figure> How long are you going to hold him... subjectively?
[18:47] <Arx Sylvanran> I will not tolerate a jailbreak!
[18:47] <Arx Sylvanran> He will be held for 48 hours and then bound over for trial.
[18:47] <Thrash> I have no plans to break him out of jail
[18:47] <Hulking Figure> Nope.
[18:47] <Arx Sylvanran> So "cool your jets", as they say.
[18:48] <Hulking Figure> Yeeeah, but listen.
[18:48] <Hulking Figure> Actually, wait, what is he accused of?
[18:48] <Hulking Figure> Being a judgmental asshat?
[18:48] <Arx Sylvanran> Aiding and Abetting the activities of one Hazel Ninegate.
[18:48] <Hulking Figure> Who is she again?
[18:48] <SecOpsGirl> Wait, what?
[18:48] <Hulking Figure> My memory is not great, you see.
[18:48] <Arx Sylvanran> of Standing idle whilst she commited acts of murder and mayhem.
[18:49] * SecOpsGirl reviews the security tapes...
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> Does getting his arm cut off by her count as standing idle?
[18:49] <Arx Sylvanran> Of furnishing her with the IGNIS device and a Space Hulk mechanism
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> Actually.
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> You should arrest me too.
[18:49] * Thrash eats some caviar
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> Because... I have been idle, and allowed her to run amok.
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> And it was my duty to stop her.
[18:49] * SecOpsGirl hits the highlights to get up to speed...
[18:49] <Arx Sylvanran> You are not responsible for this sector.
[18:49] <Hulking Figure> Heh, you should put me in the same place as Xadium.
[18:50] <Hulking Figure> Yeah, I actually kind of am.
[18:50] <Arx Sylvanran> He is, along with his daughter. While noble, the "I am Sparticus" defense has no place here.
[18:50] <SecOpsGirl> Um, Arx Sylvanran? You're a prosecutor, correct?
[18:50] <Hulking Figure> Listen, I don't know what authority you answer to, but I answer to a higher one.
[18:50] <Hulking Figure> So, why don't you arrest me too? Is my crime not the same?
[18:50] * Thrash eats...and then choaks and laughs
[18:50] <Arx Sylvanran> I am. I answer to Gallifrey, and he is "employed" by Gallifrey.
[18:51] <Arx Sylvanran> This is an internal affair, and has nothing to do with you.
[18:51] <Hulking Figure> Okay, then get out.
[18:51] <Hulking Figure> If you are done here, then leave us alone.
[18:51] <Arx Sylvanran> No. :)
[18:51] <Hulking Figure> We miss our friend, and we will find somebody to appeal to.
[18:51] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm still gathering evidence.
[18:51] <Hulking Figure> Hey, where's crazy lawyer chick?
[18:51] <SecOpsGirl> I'm just confused, If you're a prosecutor what authority do you have to make an arrest?
[18:51] <Hulking Figure> Oooh, wait, did Xadium mention something about those hidden weapons?
[18:52] <Arx Sylvanran> That's awefully vague.
[18:52] <Hulking Figure> I think he did.
[18:52] <Arx Sylvanran> I have limited enforcement power.
[18:52] <Hulking Figure> Thrash, I think he talked to you about them?
[18:52] <Arx Sylvanran> I can only hold him for trial.
[18:52] <Hulking Figure> Meh. You are accusing him of the wrong thing.
[18:53] <Thrash> we have to wait for the trial sadly...
[18:53] <SecOpsGirl> Hmmm.
[18:53] <Hulking Figure> Robbing the cradle, being judgemental, lazy, boorish, authoritiative, and having bad taste in suits... sure, he's guilty of that.
[18:53] * Arx Sylvanran maintains her composure, expected a level of protest.
[18:53] <Hulking Figure> But I think the last thing that.... uh oh.
[18:53] <Arx Sylvanran> Listen, there's nowhere in the universe he could be safer right now than in a Pandorica Minor.
[18:53] <Hulking Figure> Say, did Xadium take an oath to stop her or something?
[18:53] * SecOpsGirl texts Harriet to inform her of Xadium's situation.
[18:54] <Hulking Figure> Look, this is all well and good, but what is he SUPPOSED to have done?
[18:54] <Hulking Figure> We get a lot of traffic in here of crazy people.
[18:54] <Arx Sylvanran> I believe I said that already.
[18:54] <Hulking Figure> And, from what I understand, you are taking advantage of the thing he is guilty of yourself.
[18:54] * Hulking Figure frowns at the visor-lady.
[18:54] * Thrash pulls a mini toaster from his pocket, grabs toast from it and puts it back in his pocket
[18:54] <Arx Sylvanran> He and his daughter were tasked with maintaining the security and stability of Sector 20, Mutter's Spiral. I.E. here
[18:54] <Thrash> ....
[18:55] <Thrash> she's only a lawyer
[18:55] <Arx Sylvanran> That duty has been breached either by neglect or wilful complicity.
[18:55] <Thrash> err..valyard
[18:55] <Hulking Figure> Neglect.
[18:55] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes.
[18:55] <SecOpsGirl> Technically she ISN'T his daughter...
[18:55] <Hulking Figure> No, I'm answering your question.
[18:55] <Thrash> it's not her place to go after people like Hazel outside her job description of prosecution
[18:55] <Arx Sylvanran> When Hazenine was setting planets on fire Thrash handled it.
[18:55] <Arx Sylvanran> Where was he?
[18:55] <Hulking Figure> And he was snuggling.
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[18:55] <@spiritflame> irasshai Eiry
[18:55] <Arx Sylvanran> Exactly.
[18:55] <Thrash> that was..time consuming...
[18:56] <Hulking Figure> Honestly... she makes a good point.
[18:56] <Hulking Figure> But... um... suppose he was found guilty?
[18:56] <Hulking Figure> What would the sentence be?
[18:56] <Hulking Figure> Maximum?
[18:56] <Arx Sylvanran> That is not within the scope of my mandate.
[18:56] <Arx Sylvanran> That would be for judge Naranek to decide.
[18:56] <Arx Sylvanran> I merely prosecute.
[18:56] <Hulking Figure> Sheesh, you suck.
[18:57] <Arx Sylvanran> Assuming that I find sufficient grounds to proceed.
[18:57] <Hulking Figure> You'll find it.
[18:57] <Arx Sylvanran> No, you suck.
[18:57] <Arx Sylvanran> Literally.
[18:57] <Hulking Figure> Honestly... you should lock us all up.
[18:57] <Arx Sylvanran> It's how you feed :3
[18:57] <Eiry> I'm in the middle of something, aren't I? What did I miss this time?
[18:57] <SecOpsGirl> Well, considering we volunteered to take care of Hazel's mischief for Xadium's wedding planning...
[18:57] <Arx Sylvanran> Hmm.
[18:57] <SecOpsGirl> Hi Eiry!
[18:57] <Hulking Figure> Yeah, and you would not have figured it out so quickly if Thrash had not opened his enoumous mouth... the ONE time it was important to get more information.
[18:58] <Hulking Figure> Time Lords. Egomaniacal. Every one.
[18:58] <Arx Sylvanran> Voluntary assumption of duty....
[18:58] <Thrash> I'm hurt
[18:58] * Arx Sylvanran files that away under "justifiable causes"
[18:58] <Eiry> Hey Yumiko
[18:58] <Arx Sylvanran> I am not unreasonable.
[18:58] <Hulking Figure> Ix-nay on the edding-way.
[18:58] <Thrash> she knows
[18:58] <SecOpsGirl> Apparently Xadium was arrested for dereliction of duty as a Time Lord...
[18:58] <Arx Sylvanran> If at the end of the 48 hour period, I find I was mistaken, I shall clear him of all charges.
[18:59] <Hulking Figure> Then she's a prick.
[18:59] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm not "married" to an outcome here. I'm an investigator right now.
[18:59] <Hulking Figure> Yeah... but honestly, I feel the charge could have been filed against any one of us that hang out here.
[18:59] <Arx Sylvanran> And you're just uncouth.
[18:59] <Hulking Figure> Really...
[18:59] * Arx Sylvanran runs a hand through her golden-tipped hair
[18:59] <SecOpsGirl> Oh, you operate similarly to the Napoleonic Code?
[19:00] <Hulking Figure> But, I have character evidence to support Xadium... I think?
[19:00] <Hulking Figure> Yumiko, fewer big words!
[19:00] <Arx Sylvanran> I'll take that into account, even though the words of Vampires are usually not favored by Gallifreyan Law. Fortunately, I have a wider perspective.
[19:00] <Thrash> we did wage war against them after all
[19:00] * Arx Sylvanran accepts positive character evidence into the Court Record
[19:00] <Eiry> Even I understood that...
[19:01] <Hulking Figure> Umkay... I think that he may have expected this... um, crazy woman to change on her own.
[19:01] <SecOpsGirl> A Reference for you Dimitri...
[19:01] * Arx Sylvanran nods to Yumiko.
[19:01] <Hulking Figure> Lots of people here have done it.
[19:01] <Hulking Figure> In fact, I can bring it here.
[19:02] <Arx Sylvanran> Well the fact that she seems to have gone further insane after his declaration of intention to marry a human suggests they may have had some kind of illicit relationship.
[19:02] <Hulking Figure> But, before we get started, what would happen if, in the next 5 seconds, you were shot directly in the eye with ah high-caliber exploding bullet?
[19:02] * Arx Sylvanran shrugs
[19:02] <Arx Sylvanran> I would die. Then regenerate.
[19:02] <SecOpsGirl> One Way relationship as far as I ever saw.
[19:03] <Hulking Figure> Oh, well then it's totally safe to proceed.
[19:03] * Hulking Figure walks over to the door, and yells.
[19:03] * Arx Sylvanran switches something on
[19:03] * Arx Sylvanran activates her HADS-R
[19:04] <Arx Sylvanran> Of course now that I have activated my Hostile Action Displacement System REDIRECT, anything attacking my person will be redirected at the attacker one second before it strikes me.
[19:04] * Arx Sylvanran folds her arms calmly over her lap.
[19:04] <Hulking Figure> ♦ WOW, that's certainly a really cute performance of those trained bunny jugglers on top of that delicate ice sculpture with trays of nitro glycerine balanced upon houses of cards! That would really be horrible if it were shot or exploded!
[19:04] <SecOpsGirl> Dimitri really has problems with authority.
[19:05] * Hulking Figure ducks.
[19:05] <Arx Sylvanran> ...what are you doing.
[19:05] <Eiry> You could just say he has problems...
[19:05] <Thrash> hm?
[19:05] <Eiry> How are the cubs today, Yumiko?
[19:05] <Hulking Figure> Huh, where is she?
[19:06] * Arx Sylvanran yawns and goes for another drink.
[19:06] <SecOpsGirl> Cuter. Still sleeping, eating and the other thing. :)
[19:06] <Hulking Figure> Does anybody have a teensy little feathered suit and spot light?
[19:06] <psYchO_saKi> WHERE ARE THE F[BLEEP]KING BUNNIES
[19:06] * psYchO_saKi waves her guns around
[19:06] <Hulking Figure> JACKPOT!
[19:07] * Thrash ducks
[19:07] <Hulking Figure> The bunnies are all in here! Stay away!
[19:07] * Hulking Figure slams the door.
[19:07] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm using HADS-R, android.
[19:07] * Hulking Figure gets down on the ground.
[19:07] <psYchO_saKi> F[BLEEP]K YOU THAT'S CHEAP
[19:07] <Arx Sylvanran> Heh.
[19:07] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[19:07] <Hulking Figure> Um... can I ask you something without you shooting me, Saki?
[19:07] * psYchO_saKi walks up to the girl and goes nose to nose, smelling her.
[19:08] * Arx Sylvanran sniffs back.
[19:08] <SecOpsGirl> Crap. Literally. I have diaper duty now.
[19:08] <Arx Sylvanran> Sakura April.
[19:08] *** SecOpsGirl [Security@aescapulus.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Later Kids.)
[19:08] <Hulking Figure> Sakura, would you say you are a "derranged killer," or more "Severely Ethically impaired?"
[19:08] <psYchO_saKi> Well, holy s[BLEEP]t.
[19:08] * psYchO_saKi backs off.
[19:08] <psYchO_saKi> Holy s[BLEEP]t.
[19:08] * Arx Sylvanran shakes her head.
[19:08] * Hulking Figure taps Sakura on the shoulder, wincing.
[19:08] <psYchO_saKi> ..What, Dimitri?
[19:09] <psYchO_saKi> What.
[19:09] <Hulking Figure> How long have you known Xadium, Sakura?
[19:09] * psYchO_saKi 's bloodlust is totally absent.
[19:09] * Hulking Figure flinches... and his heart beats once.
[19:09] <psYchO_saKi> It's Saki. Blondie-b[BLEEP]ch is Sakura.
[19:09] <Hulking Figure> Okay...
[19:09] <psYchO_saKi> Call me Saki.
[19:09] <Hulking Figure> won't make that mistake again.
[19:09] <Hulking Figure> Um... yes ma'am.
[19:10] <Eiry> You know, I think I'll go see if I can help Yumiko...
[19:10] * psYchO_saKi doesn't look offecneded at all
[19:10] * Eiry is away 
[19:10] <Hulking Figure> Would you say that you would have enjoyed burning the world up at one point?
[19:10] <psYchO_saKi> Yeah.
[19:10] * psYchO_saKi is dead calm
[19:10] <Hulking Figure> Do you fancy doing that less now?
[19:10] <psYchO_saKi> Yeah... ever since...
[19:10] <Hulking Figure> WAIT!
[19:10] <Hulking Figure> Okay...
[19:11] <Hulking Figure> So, would continual challenges, opposition, and firefights, lowered or raised your desire to skin innocent people while riverdancing?
[19:11] <psYchO_saKi> Raise...
[19:11] <psYchO_saKi> I gotta... I should go...
[19:11] <Hulking Figure> Please wait?
[19:11] * Thrash looks up...and stands back up
[19:11] <psYchO_saKi> Sure...
[19:11] * psYchO_saKi doesn't mind being here, but she's onfused as f[BLEEP]k.
[19:12] <Arx Sylvanran> Thank you, Sakura April :)
[19:12] <Hulking Figure> Would you say that a policy that did not directly challenge you allow you to work off some of your aggression? To learn things besides how to reload guns whild scooping out eyebrows?
[19:12] <psYchO_saKi> You're welcome :D
[19:13] <psYchO_saKi> What... umm... what?
[19:13] * psYchO_saKi turns to look at Dimitri like a little girl.
[19:13] <Hulking Figure> Nothing... just... just go.
[19:13] * Hulking Figure looks at PsyChO_Saki.
[19:13] *** PsyChO_Saki is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .
[19:13] <psYchO_saKi> Okay!
[19:13] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*skips away, nothing dies today!*)
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> Did I just drink from a meth-head?
[19:14] <Arx Sylvanran> Hehe
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> What the hell?
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> You doped her, didnt' you?
[19:14] <Arx Sylvanran> She seems to be in a good mood for some reason.
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> ...Not possible.
[19:14] <Thrash> what..just happened...
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> There's no fallout or smoke.
[19:14] * Arx Sylvanran shrugs
[19:14] <Hulking Figure> Look, my point is this.
[19:15] <Hulking Figure> Before you accuse Xadium of missing opportunities to thwart evil...
[19:15] <Hulking Figure> You have to understand that some creatures thrive on direct challenges, and confrontation actually impairs their recovery.
[19:15] <Hulking Figure> God knows I'm that way.
[19:15] <Hulking Figure> Maybe he thought she could be talked down.
[19:15] <Hulking Figure> I suspect he had a plan, at least.
[19:16] <Hulking Figure> Do you understand, judex lady?
[19:16] <Arx Sylvanran> I do.
[19:16] <Hulking Figure> So, who is appointed to making this planet safe, again?
[19:16] <Arx Sylvanran> Her behaviro does seem to have been ... questionably stable until after the wedding announcement.
[19:17] <Arx Sylvanran> Right now, no one.
[19:17] <Hulking Figure> Interesting.
[19:17] <Arx Sylvanran> In 48 hours if he's bound over for trial, a replacement may be selected.
[19:17] <Hulking Figure> Can I ask you something?
[19:17] <Hulking Figure> Why was HE not doing something.
[19:17] <Arx Sylvanran> Of course.
[19:17] * Hulking Figure points to Thrash.
[19:18] <Arx Sylvanran> He was.
[19:18] <Arx Sylvanran> He didnt' have to.
[19:18] <Hulking Figure> No no...
[19:18] <Arx Sylvanran> It wasn't part of his remit.
[19:18] <Hulking Figure> I mean... why are his responsibilities not shared...
[19:18] <Hulking Figure> Nah.... screw it.
[19:18] <Arx Sylvanran> Different people have diferent jobs.
[19:18] <Hulking Figure> Will you tell me one last time what charter the jackass broke again?
[19:19] <Arx Sylvanran> The one that says he has to maintain order and stability as pertains to Time Lord Affairs in Sector 20 of Mutter's Spiral, i.e. here.
[19:19] <Hulking Figure> Is he to do that as he sees fit?
[19:19] <Arx Sylvanran> There is considerable latitude, yes.
[19:20] <Hulking Figure> Mkay, then let me ask you something... do you know where you are right now?
[19:20] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes.
[19:20] <Hulking Figure> Do you know who comes here?
[19:20] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes.
[19:20] <Hulking Figure> Aliens. Crusaders, Queens, knighst, vampires, robots, luminous beings... and do you know what 99% of them have in common?
[19:21] <Hulking Figure> They save planets, and people, and property and lives.
[19:21] <Arx Sylvanran> yes.
[19:21] <Hulking Figure> In fact, you are in the clubhouse where most of them meet and plan how to do those things. You are in a place that actively encourages heroism to grand scales, and encourages the wicked to atone and embrace virtue.
[19:22] <Arx Sylvanran> If you're one soldier in an army of a thousand it doesn't mean you get license to put down your gun.
[19:22] <Hulking Figure> Heh...
[19:22] <Arx Sylvanran> Especially when it's your assigned job.
[19:22] <Arx Sylvanran> Just saying.
[19:22] <Hulking Figure> But... who do you think maintains the upkeep and atmosphere and utilities of this place, where heroes meet to defent muyltiple planets?
[19:22] <Hulking Figure> Xadium.
[19:23] <Arx Sylvanran> All right, if we're going to do this...
[19:23] <Hulking Figure> No. No.
[19:23] <Arx Sylvanran> Did he rally any of those whom he upkeeps to fight Hazel?
[19:23] <Hulking Figure> I'm.... I'm done.
[19:23] <Arx Sylvanran> Did he actively form an anti-hazel brigade?
[19:23] <Hulking Figure> Look... I'm not a genius.
[19:23] <Hulking Figure> Form it, or encourage others to form it?
[19:24] * Arx Sylvanran smiles wryly.
[19:24] <Arx Sylvanran> Actively form it. Not wait for a suggestion to rise up from the ranks.
[19:24] <Arx Sylvanran> Not wait for someone else to do his job.
[19:24] <Hulking Figure> .....
[19:24] <Hulking Figure> In fairness, I have tried, haven't I?
[19:25] <Hulking Figure> Will you do me a personal favor?
[19:25] * Arx Sylvanran smiles.
[19:25] <Arx Sylvanran> You would be a very good advocate.
[19:25] <Arx Sylvanran> And in fairness, I am considering your points.
[19:25] <Arx Sylvanran> And not dismissing them, either.
[19:26] <Hulking Figure> Will you tell him that I did try? That I tried to defend him? And then, after you tell him that, will you say, "Oh My God---is that a disembodied head behind you?" And when he turns to look, will you kick him in the balls?
[19:26] <Arx Sylvanran> I can see why he put that note in your file.
[19:26] <Hulking Figure> Pleeease?
[19:26] <Arx Sylvanran> heh. I'll remember to do that.
[19:26] * Hulking Figure claps. Awesome.
[19:27] <Arx Sylvanran> Do you know what he wrote in your file?
[19:27] <Hulking Figure> The only other thing I want is for you to please pet me if you feel moved to do so. I'm not a good arguer-guy.
[19:27] * Hulking Figure is now known as Adorable Kitten
[19:27] * Arx Sylvanran raises an eyebrow
[19:27] * Adorable Kitten shrinks down, and then jumps onto the sofa where the visitor is sitting, and curls up, closing his eyes.
[19:27] * Arx Sylvanran leans forward and scritches it behind the ears.
[19:27] <Adorable Kitten> :3
[19:27] <Arx Sylvanran> That's what Earth-cats like, eh?
[19:28] <Arx Sylvanran> Though the smell is totally off for someone with my olfactory precision.
[19:28] * Harriet Weinberg's texts go strangely unanswered...
[19:29] * Adorable Kitten is trying hard to sleep. "Arguing logically makes my head hurt!"
[19:30] * Hazel Ninegate 's face appears on the Television
[19:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ O HAI, MISS VALEYARD
[19:30] * Arx Sylvanran jumps out of her seat
[19:30] <Arx Sylvanran> HAZENINE!
[19:30] <Thrash> what???
[19:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Now be respectful.
[19:31] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ After all, you've caught my lover. And that's made me cross.
[19:31] <Arx Sylvanran> ...W-what.
[19:31] <Simon Kerrick> Who's yelling in here?
[19:31] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:31] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[19:31] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Yes, you were so right!
[19:31] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ We were in league together!
[19:31] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ From Day one!
[19:31] <Arx Sylvanran> .....
[19:32] <Thrash> ..wait what...
[19:32] * Simon Kerrick looks at Hazel Ninegate.
[19:32] *** Hazel Ninegate is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .
[19:32] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Now... you've got him all imprisoned...
[19:32] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and that makes Hazey-Wazey Saddy-Waddy~
[19:33] <Arx Sylvanran> You are a fugitive wanted in seventeen systems for acts of murder and mayhem!
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[19:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai Inspector Pepper
[19:33] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Oh shut up
[19:33] <Simon Kerrick> She did it!
[19:33] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Let me tell you what's going to happen now.
[19:33] <Thrash> why...the burning empire.....I still have to ask that...
[19:33] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ you give me my lover, the darling X, back...
[19:34] * Kitty's ears twitches
[19:34] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ or I start a NEW NONARY GAME, RIGHT NOW
[19:34] * Simon Kerrick listens.
[19:34] <Arx Sylvanran>
[19:34] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm not Stupid!
[19:34] <Arx Sylvanran> You're trying to incriminate him!
[19:35] <Simon Kerrick> Does it matter?
[19:35] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Says the prosecutor who hauled him off to jail~
[19:35] <Simon Kerrick> Hi, nice to meet you.
[19:35] <Simon Kerrick> 'Scuse me.
[19:35] * Arx Sylvanran looks at Simon Kerrick.
[19:35] *** Simon Kerrick is is a morally bankrupt mage who's willing to pay any cost not to die. He wears fancy robes, appears to be in his late 30's with balding black hair, a goatee, and tends toward overweight. He is destined to perish before the end of this year.
His image Song is: "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones.
[19:35] <Arx Sylvanran> You smell horrible.
[19:35] <Simon Kerrick> And you are the height of etiquette.
[19:36] <Simon Kerrick> Can I ask a question? You are the Law, right?
[19:36] <Arx Sylvanran> I represent the law.
[19:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Nope!
[19:36] <Simon Kerrick> Mkay.
[19:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ SHE DOES!
[19:36] * Hazel Ninegate shows harriet under a spotlight
[19:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ his law partner!
[19:37] <Arx Sylvanran> Stop this...
[19:37] <Simon Kerrick> Wow you have kidnapped people.
[19:37] <Matsumi Kaze> Harriet!
[19:37] <Inspector Pepper> God, why do I keep coming here?
[19:37] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ NO! You stop it! Hand Xadium over to me, now!
[19:37] <Simon Kerrick> Hey, move over. Lemme get in front of the scrying box...
[19:37] * Arx Sylvanran irately gets out of the fat man's way, finding his bleating annoying
[19:37] <Simon Kerrick> Um... Is all you want the release of this Xadium guy?
[19:38] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Oh yes! I just want my lovey wuuvy hubby!
[19:38] <Arx Sylvanran> ...
[19:38] <Simon Kerrick> What will you do if you don't get your way, exactly?
[19:38] * Simon Kerrick mostly blocks the TV.
[19:38] * Arx Sylvanran bites the tip of her thumb as she watches, this was not within the scope of her estimation
[19:38] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ I will select eight other unfortunate souls!
[19:39] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and they will play my game!
[19:39] <Simon Kerrick> At random?
[19:39] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ at random~
[19:39] <Simon Kerrick> Like totally at random, or people we actually know?
[19:39] <Simon Kerrick> Sorry. Stupid question.
[19:39] <Arx Sylvanran> He's locked in a Pandorica Minor! Even I don't have the release key!
[19:39] <Simon Kerrick> They are people we know.
[19:40] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has quit IRC (No... not again!)
[19:40] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ That's two!
[19:40] <Simon Kerrick> F[BLEEP]K!
[19:40] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but this is like the old lineup and that's so borting!
[19:40] * Simon Kerrick starts chanting.... and chanting and chanting.
[19:40] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (GWAAAAAAAAAAH)
[19:41] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ three!
[19:41] *** flame_SNIPER [hinor@globalcom.com] has quit IRC (WHAT THE)
[19:41] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ FOUR!
[19:42] <Arx Sylvanran> Stop this now!
[19:42] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ You don't think I'm serious...
[19:42] * Simon Kerrick casts a spell that wards from evil, and crosses his fingers.
[19:42] <Arx Sylvanran> No... no... I believe you.
[19:42] <Inspector Pepper> I don't think that's gonna help, Kerrick.
[19:43] <Simon Kerrick> Look, she'll do it.
[19:43] <Arx Sylvanran> Wait 48 hours.
[19:43] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Heh.
[19:43] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ No, I don't think so.
[19:44] * Hazel Ninegate drums her fingers on something
[19:44] *** Kujou Subaru [chairperson@subaru.jp] has quit IRC (...)
[19:44] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ That's fiiive...
[19:44] <Matsumi Kaze> !?
[19:44] * Simon Kerrick thinks.
[19:45] * Arx Sylvanran clenches her fists
[19:45] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has quit IRC (fak sk00l wat dad sk00l evar dew 4 mi)
[19:45] <Hazel Ninegate> - Six -
[19:45] <Arx Sylvanran> B-But she...
[19:45] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ She has a role to play in the future, you want to say?
[19:45] <Simon Kerrick> Part of me wonders how she is snatching everyone.
[19:45] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ The future Queen of Mankind?
[19:46] <Simon Kerrick> Eh, whazzat?
[19:46] <Arx Sylvanran> - A time Scoop, obviously. -
[19:46] <Inspector Pepper> Why is she snatching all of these secondary characters?
[19:46] * Cat's ears perk up, listening.
[19:46] *** Chibiusa's secondary? Really? XD
[19:46] <Inspector Pepper> I mean, when has Sillicon Momoko been important to the plot other than a throw-away gag.
[19:47] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (Where's my Glaive?)
[19:47] <Simon Kerrick> Oh, so you would not care if that person died? Like right now?
[19:47] <Inspector Pepper> Oh that's just cruel.
[19:47] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ ANY MORE COMMENTS?
[19:47] <Inspector Pepper> Get rid of someone like, say, Usagi. Or my landlady back in London.
[19:47] <Arx Sylvanran> All right, listen. Let's negotiate.
[19:48] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has quit IRC (The probability of success was zero percent. But I’ve learned that probabilities are meaningless when it comes to you guys.)
[19:48] <Simon Kerrick> How can you? I thought you did not have the key?
[19:48] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Eight.
[19:48] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Yeah, were you lying then, or are you lying now?
[19:48] <Inspector Pepper> ... okay, Paisley's gone, I'll shut up now.
[19:48] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has quit IRC (Aggravated Alliterating is always an awesome activity!)
[19:49] <Hazel Ninegate> /amgst Nine.
[19:49] <Hazel Ninegate> - Nine. -
[19:49] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Do you know how this game works~?
[19:49] * Inspector Pepper looks at Arx Sylvanran.
[19:49] *** Arx Sylvanran is




Her image Song is: 'Number One (Chokkaku Mix)' by Shiro Sagisu.
[19:50] <Arx Sylvanran> If you do this... I will hunt you down for eternity.
[19:50] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:50] <@spiritflame> irasshai Raihosha
[19:50] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Hmm...
[19:50] <Inspector Pepper> What game?
[19:50] <Raihosha> Oh dear...
[19:51] * Raihosha is staring at the television...
[19:51] <Arx Sylvanran> A "nonary game". Those unfortunate enough to not make it out die.
[19:51] <Raihosha> I seem to have picked a bad time to wander in.
[19:51] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Rei, Harriet, Momoko, Dinsdale, Subaru, Chibiusa, Hotaru, Paisely, Sakura
[19:51] <Simon Kerrick> But *before* you found out about this, how were you doing?
[19:52] * Simon Kerrick chuckles sourly.
[19:52] <Arx Sylvanran> Three of them have played the game already!
[19:52] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Then I'll just give them a "bye" for the first round~
[19:52] <Raihosha> Really, Hazel, you've run out of plots this quickly?
[19:53] <Inspector Pepper> Or they can get subs.
[19:53] * Hazel Ninegate looks towards Raihosha.
[19:53] <Simon Kerrick> Shut uuuup!
[19:53] <Inspector Pepper> Someone they would find worthy in their place.
[19:53] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Yes! If anyone is brave enough to trade for one of those, I will allow a switch! but the stipulation is, should the roll of the dice say they die... they DIE. no backsies.
[19:54] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and rei.bot's not allowed to play~
[19:54] <Inspector Pepper> Like who, then?
[19:54] * Ozu Reiko clears her throat.
[19:54] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Paisley, Harriet and Dinsdale.
[19:54] <Ozu Reiko> I might be ineligable, but I'm more than willing.
[19:54] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ those are the three from the old game.
[19:54] <Simon Kerrick> What are the prizes for winning?
[19:55] <Inspector Pepper> How do you just pop up like that?
[19:55] <Rhia> I don't know what the f[BLEEP]k is going on......but I'll go....
[19:55] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ You win, you live.
[19:55] *** Rhia has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:55] <@spiritflame> irasshai Rhia
[19:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ..who are you again?
[19:55] <Simon Kerrick> Not interested in playing.
[19:55] <Rhia> >.O
[19:55] *** Just so you know, I'm not s[BLEEP]tting around, you will get killed <_<
[19:55] * Inspector Pepper just... looks at Reiko.
[19:55] *** so fair fair fair warning
[19:55] <Simon Kerrick> Now, for something that can alter fate and decide life or death, I might consider playing.
[19:55] <Ozu Reiko> I've lived a long enough life.
[19:55] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ well you will get killed if you roll bad
[19:56] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ two brave souls!
[19:56] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Reiko, who will you replace?
[19:56] <Ozu Reiko> I'm in for Paisley.
[19:56] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ very well.
[19:56] * Hazel Ninegate swaps them
[19:56] <Rhia> I'll take the place of the moor
[19:56] *** Ozu Reiko [ozureiko@gekkokan.kirijo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Not even the Dark can stop me.)
[19:56] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:56] <@spiritflame> irasshai Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[19:56] <TheHunterKiller> Any chance of staying dead?
[19:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No... this can't be happening again...
[19:57] * Inspector Pepper salutes Paisley as she appears
[19:57] <Rhia> the..dark skinned one
[19:57] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Could you survive having all your molecules forcibly ripped apart?
[19:57] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ if the answer is no, I can promise you death!
[19:57] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ or at least eternal limbo!
[19:58] * Simon Kerrick listens.
[19:58] <Arx Sylvanran> This isn't funny...
[19:58] *** MoMoNoKaZe [pinkstorm@ozufamilycircus.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:58] <@spiritflame> irasshai MoMoNoKaZe
[19:58] * Hazel Ninegate swaps Harriet for Rhia
[19:58] *** Rhia has left #suburbansenshi2 (I've lived too long)
[19:58] * Simon Kerrick looks at MoMoNOKaZe.
[19:58] *** MoMoNOKaZe is Ozu Houka, a 20-something Japanese girl, wearing her signature pink MagiPlaid jacket, with a silver miniskirt and pink(!) combat boots. Her hair is up in a sort of twist ponytail. She smiles at you when she sees you.
Her image Song is: "Ai no Kaze" by Beppu Ayumi.
[19:58] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Dinsdale's the last spot open for swappage~
[19:58] <MoMoNoKaZe> Good news, everyone!
[19:58] <MoMoNoKaZe> Tsubasa-chan finished the potions!
[19:59] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and because i'm a great sport...
[19:59] <MoMoNoKaZe> (( We may have one for Dinsdale ))
[19:59] <Raihosha> Yay...
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[19:59] <@spiritflame> irasshai Suu
[19:59] <MoMoNoKaZe> (( LOL no, we don't, n/m ))
[20:00] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ I'll roll to allow one more swap spot!
[20:00] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d6 [ 3 ]
[20:00] * TheHunterKiller considers
[20:00] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Kujou Subaru's slot is open
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> who was that person again?
[20:01] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ five minutes to be a hero~
[20:01] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but know this: three players will die.
[20:01] <Simon Kerrick> You don't trust odds?
[20:01] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ GUARANTEED.
[20:01] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ four minutes to be a hero for dinsy or Subby~
[20:01] <Arx Sylvanran> I SHALL GO.
[20:02] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ nice try
[20:02] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but you've got the key and I know it.
[20:02] * Adorable Kitten listens to this.
[20:02] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ f[BLEEP]k off ans siffer, law woman
[20:02] <Simon Kerrick> What if she does not?
[20:02] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ I want you to witness your failure
[20:03] * TheHunterKiller scowls, and disappears
[20:03] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ And see if I can throw history off the rails~
[20:03] *** TheHunterKiller [thehunterkiller@otherworld.net] has quit IRC (What do monsters have nightmares about?)
[20:03] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ I mean what if Hino Rei or Chibiusa dies.
[20:03] <MoMoNoKaZe> So, uh
[20:04] <MoMoNoKaZe> I'm sure you guys are having a blast with whatever this is
[20:04] <MoMoNoKaZe> But I'm totes gonna go take some people to save a girl's life.
[20:04] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:04] <@spiritflame> irasshai Souldier
[20:04] <MoMoNoKaZe> Anyone who wants to take a walk on the astral plane, follow me!
[20:05] <SecOpsGirl> I'll take Subaru's place.
[20:05] * MoMoNoKaZe is away: #ss3
[20:05] <Souldier> loo dee doo dee doo... ♫
[20:05] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:05] <@spiritflame> irasshai
[20:05] * is now known as Hulking Figure.
[20:05] <Raihosha> What?
[20:05] <Hulking Figure.> Shut up. I'll go.
[20:05] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ fascinating. Very well.
[20:05] <Hulking Figure.> No. You love Idris.
[20:05] <Souldier> Astral plane? as lng as that one monster ain't around, count me in!
[20:05] * Inspector Pepper is away 
[20:05] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ ... oooh what's this?
[20:05] * Eiry is back
[20:06] <Hulking Figure.> I can be as heroic as any man.
[20:06] * Hazel Ninegate looks at Dimitri and Yumiko curiously
[20:06] <SecOpsGirl> Sorry Pop, but we need to kick this lady's ass.
[20:06] * Souldier kicks the chatango. "Y UNO WERK??
[20:06] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Do you really think I'd let you all near me?
[20:06] <Arx Sylvanran> STAKES.
[20:06] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Hulking Figure is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[20:06] <Arx Sylvanran> There must be STAKES, Hazenine.
[20:06] * Raihosha stares at Yumiko.
[20:06] <Hulking Figure> Not the point.
[20:07] <Hulking Figure> Yumiko is out. I'm in her place.
[20:07] <Arx Sylvanran> What's the point of just going to s slaughter?
[20:07] <Arx Sylvanran> If this is a *game*, there should be a victory condition.
[20:07] <Hulking Figure> What's a hero who won't take a final risk?
[20:07] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but it's fun for me <_<
[20:07] * SecOpsGirl stares at Dimitri...
[20:07] * Arx Sylvanran presses the point
[20:08] <Hulking Figure> I told you before that your charge of neglect of duty could apply to almost anyone here. But by god it won't apply to me.
[20:08] <Arx Sylvanran> No. If they're going to risk their lives... make the ultimate sacrifice, there must be a way to win.
[20:08] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[20:08] <Simon Kerrick> I can't believe this is happening.
[20:08] <Arx Sylvanran> OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS TEST!?!
[20:09] <Simon Kerrick> The point is that you give her Xadium.
[20:09] * Thrash just keeps a grave face
[20:09] <Simon Kerrick> Are you NOT LISTENING?
[20:09] * Arx Sylvanran GROWLS at KERRICK
[20:09] <Simon Kerrick> She is trying to show that she means business.
[20:09] <Arx Sylvanran> SHUT UP.
[20:09] <Arx Sylvanran> She has goals, like anyone else!
[20:09] <Simon Kerrick> Yeah. She wants to test humans.
[20:09] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm trying to use that!
[20:09] <Simon Kerrick> She's doing it now.
[20:09] * Hazel Ninegate claps!
[20:10] * Souldier looks over. "I think I see someone~ ♡
[20:10] * Simon Kerrick looks at the people who volunteered.
[20:10] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ all right. give me five minutes to think.
[20:10] <SecOpsGirl> Dimitri, why would you...
[20:10] <Eiry> Everything in here tonight's been way over my head :/
[20:10] *** Simon Kerrick [0] has quit IRC (I can never understand why you people would bother to do this.)
[20:10] <Hulking Figure> Do what you said you would?
[20:11] <Hulking Figure> Why would YOU have done it, Yumiko?
[20:11] <Hulking Figure> To protect somebody you care about? To defend an Idea? Well, I can too.
[20:11] <SecOpsGirl> You have got potential Dimitri.
[20:12] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ three things.
[20:12] * @RiderHeroProject reveals himself
[20:12] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ In addition to providing a way to win unscathed, i will provide three things.
[20:12] <@RiderHeroProject> jesus, I feel drunk just listening to this.
[20:12] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and the beauty is you can name anything you want!
[20:12] <@RiderHeroProject> anyone got the cliffs notes handy?
[20:13] * Raihosha just looks on with conflicting emotions.
[20:13] <Thrash> no
[20:13] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ any tool, treasure or weapon from all of time and space, other than anything that can revive the dead.
[20:13] * Suu sits on the couch, wondering what is going on.
[20:13] * Hulking Figure thinks.... hard.
[20:13] <Hazel Ninegate> So three rounds, three treasures.
[20:14] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Here's how the game will be played:
[20:14] <Hulking Figure> There are prizes?
[20:14] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Yes!
[20:14] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Every round there will be three survival challenges
[20:14] * Souldier picks Eiry up and twirls her around a few times. "Good to see you, love."
[20:14] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ sorry, every round is a survival challenge
[20:15] <Souldier> (( anyone else chatango not workin? ))
[20:15] * Suu is away 
[20:15] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ there will be one chance to roll "immunity". that person gets to live till next round
[20:15] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ whoever rolls lowest is marked for death, but someone else can take a roll to save them!
[20:16] <Eiry> Yeah but...do you know what's going on? It sounds serious...
[20:16] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but if that roll is 1, they both die!
[20:16] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ whoever makes it past the third round lives!
[20:16] <Souldier> I just got here... so no idea
[20:16] <Hulking Figure> Why MUST three people die?
[20:17] <Hulking Figure> Is taking the risk not proof enough?
[20:17] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ if they roll below 5 they take the victim's place, and over 5 they both live!
[20:17] <SecOpsGirl> You've put me in a tough position, Dimitri. I don't want to diminish your sacrifice by refusing you, and yet, I feel sort of ... upset, that you take that away from me?
[20:17] <Hulking Figure> Hmmm...
[20:17] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Dimitri ♡
[20:17] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ you're the one who loves consequences... accountability~
[20:17] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ this should be right up your alley~
[20:18] <Eiry> Yumiko, aren't you a caregiver for the cubs?
[20:18] <Hulking Figure> I don't recall mentioning that I'm backing out.
[20:18] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ But there's a dilemna...
[20:18] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ you and Yumi-Yumi-chan both want to swap for Subaru
[20:18] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ so why don't you roll d20? Highest wins!
[20:19] <spiritflame> SecOpsGirl rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[20:19] <SecOpsGirl> There are plenty of parents in our house, Eiry.
[20:19] <Hulking Figure> ....I was just going to knock you unconscious before you could answer.
[20:20] * SecOpsGirl smiles evily at Dimitri.
[20:20] <Hulking Figure> I have broken my oath long enough by sitting idle. If I am ever to think of myself as a good man who deserves his blessings, I must earn them.
[20:20] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[20:20] <Hulking Figure> I will go.
[20:21] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ so be it.
[20:21] * SecOpsGirl hugs Dimitri.
[20:21] <SecOpsGirl> If you die I WILL kill you.
[20:21] *** FFF I have 10 here gimme a sec
[20:22] <Hulking Figure> Guyver, finish what I gave you. Whatever happens.
[20:22] <Souldier> You'll be fine. See you in a bit.
[20:22] <Souldier> You have another wedding to go to.
[20:22] <Hulking Figure> ...Yeah.
[20:23] * Arx Sylvanran growls, so frustrated.
[20:23] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 9d9 [ 5, 7, 8, 4, 1, 9, 1, 1, 2 ]
[20:23] * SecOpsGirl sits down and forces herself to watch.
[20:24] * Raihosha hugs Yumiko, I'm relieved if you'll forgive the emotion?
[20:24] * Hulking Figure sheds a single tear, and mumbles something very quietly.
[20:24] * Matsumi Kaze gives dimitri a hug T_T
[20:25] * Raihosha steps into thin air as he joins the other group 15 minutes ago.
[20:25] *** Raihosha [visitor@nacom.aegis.int] has left #suburbansenshi2 (#ss3)
[20:26] *** The players in the nonary game are as follows:
[20:26] <Hulking Figure> Matsumi... Before I go...
[20:26] <Hulking Figure> I want you to know something.
[20:26] <Matsumi Kaze> yes?...
[20:26] <Eiry> Heh. Think I'm going to take a cue from Miara on this one...
[20:26] <Hulking Figure> I was ready to turn into locusts and jam a Japhkiel's gun if it looked like it was going to kill you. I want you to know that.
[20:26] * Eiry goes over into the bar and starts a batch for hot chocolate
[20:27] <Hazel Ninegate> Dimitri, Hotaru, Ozu Reiko, Jack Dinsdale, Hino Rei, Sakura Aino, Rhia, Momoko, Chibiusa
[20:27] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[20:27] * Matsumi Kaze gives Dimitri a kiss on the cheek
[20:27] <SecOpsGirl> Put a bottle of bailey's in mine, Eiry?
[20:27] <Matsumi Kaze> be safe
[20:27] <Hulking Figure> I may have fixated on you, but it's not that I loved you. I loved the idea of who you will become.... But I have to go now.
[20:27] *** Main Character? [MainCharacter@MakaiWars.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Main Character?
[20:27] <Eiry> I think we could all use some
[20:28] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Now before we begin...
[20:28] <Souldier> good idea
[20:28] <Main Character?> Oh. Lookie. I showed up right in time to kill the big bad. Lucky <3
[20:29] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ what three prizes do you all want?
[20:29] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ it can be any object, mythical spiritual, or otherwise.
[20:29] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ the only stupilation is it cannot be used to revive the lost players
[20:29] <Hulking Figure> Then I ask for a trip. Back in time, to the date and location of my choosing.
[20:30] <Main Character?> The Role of Main Charcter!
[20:30] <Eitak_Razal> Your death Hazel.
[20:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Eitak, you're not playing.
[20:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ and that's not an item.
[20:31] <Eitak_Razal> Doesn't mean I can't voice what I want.
[20:31] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ fine: one prize will be a trip back in time to any date and location of one's choosing, witht he stipulation that it cannot be used to undo the results of this nonary game or anything leading up to it.
[20:32] * Hulking Figure grins, softly.
[20:32] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ What about the other two prizes?
[20:33] * Eitak_Razal wispers something In Dimtri's ear "A Kill Hazel Ninegate spell"
[20:34] <Hazel Ninegate> ¬_¬
[20:34] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ she talks again I kill someone right now.
[20:34] * Eitak_Razal starts comunicateing via Sign Language
[20:34] * Hulking Figure shoves Eitak to the ground.
[20:34] <Arx Sylvanran> What's the matter, too clever for you?
[20:34] <Hulking Figure> Shut up.
[20:35] * Hazel Ninegate takes Dimitri to the playing ground
[20:35] <Eitak_Razal> .........
[20:35] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Eitak Razal.
[20:35] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ You're a mouthy one.
[20:35] * Souldier starts flexing by the mirror
[20:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ So you get to pick the first method of lethality.
[20:36] * Eitak_Razal looks at Arx Sylvanran.
[20:36] *** Arx Sylvanran is




Her image Song is: 'Number One (Chokkaku Mix)' by Shiro Sagisu.
[20:36] <Eiry> ...
[20:36] * Eitak_Razal holds up a sign. "You told me not to talk"
[20:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ then write it down, darling
[20:36] * Hulking Figure is away: I was born Dimitri Wallace, but that is no longer my name. I was bound to my purpose beyond life. My judgment is at hand. May God have mercy.
[20:36] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ what weapon shall they all face in the first round
[20:36] * Eitak_Razal writes "And if I refuse?"
[20:37] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ i kill two of them
[20:37] * Souldier does a back double biceps "Yeah baby~ ♫"
[20:37] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ :3
[20:37] <Souldier> ♦ Zubaz. Can you feel the storm?!?!
[20:37] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ sexy
[20:37] * Souldier looks at Hazel Ninegate.
[20:37] *** Hazel Ninegate is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .
[20:37] * Eitak_Razal ponders.
[20:38] <Arx Sylvanran> What's Hazel doing ><
[20:38] * Eiry puts together hot chocolate w/ bailey's and passes them out
[20:38] * Bixia Yuanjin takes one
[20:38] * Bixia Yuanjin takes a second, for that matter
[20:38] * Eitak_Razal writes "Define weapon"
[20:39] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ , oh pick _whatever_ you like ♡
[20:39] * Souldier flexes ag- "Oooh times for hot chocolate."
[20:39] <Arx Sylvanran> Careful...
[20:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> There's Ghostbusters on your world, right? It's like that.
[20:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> She will find a way to kill people with the Stay-Puff if you be nonsensical.
[20:40] <Souldier> So yeah. Why's this Pony sounding crazy person trying to kill people again? Did someone steal her boyfriend? She must be a gossip queen. the hair accessories give it away.
[20:40] * Eitak_Razal writes down. "A total pacifist"
[20:40] * Hazel Ninegate CLAPS
[20:40] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ done!
[20:40] <Eiry> You could at least try and be serious >>
[20:40] * Hazel Ninegate gets a total pacifist.
[20:40] * Eitak_Razal writes "Try killing with someone who doesn't fight!"
[20:40] * Hazel Ninegate notes the pacifist weights 400 pounds and had to be crowbarred out of its apartment
[20:41] * Hazel Ninegate has it suspended up by chains
[20:41] <Bixia Yuanjin> You can use the pacifist as a weapon. :(
[20:41] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ now then.
[20:41] * Bixia Yuanjin has pushed through her first hot bailey's and is going through the second more slowly
[20:41] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Players! First we roll for immunity! Highest roll makes it through safe!
[20:41] <Souldier> Well. if you have Weapon Proficiency: Humanoid. Then you good to go
[20:41] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ (for this round)
[20:41] <Souldier> So wait. is this a reality show?
[20:42] <Arx Sylvanran> Sadly, yes.
[20:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> Do you remember the Nonary game, Guyver? :(
[20:42] <Souldier> -_-
[20:42] * Eitak_Razal passes a note to Soul "If by reality show, you mean the kind that people can die on, then yes"
[20:42] <Souldier> Reality?
[20:42] <Eiry> Like last time?
[20:42] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ 1d20 if y'all please~
[20:42] <Bixia Yuanjin> Round two.
[20:42] <Eiry> NO ><
[20:42] * Souldier takes the remote control and points it at Hazel and mashes. "CHANGE IT! CHANGE IT!!"
[20:43] * Eitak_Razal just kicks Soul
[20:43] * Hazel Ninegate flickers off the screen a bit
[20:43] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[20:43] * Hazel Ninegate you are watching Muppets
[20:43] <spiritflame> FireFly_9 rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[20:43] <spiritflame> Rhia rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[20:43] <Souldier> :D
[20:43] <Bixia Yuanjin> Commercial break!
[20:43] *** is reiko around, if not i'll roll for her
[20:43] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[20:43] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[20:43] <spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[20:43] * Souldier gets kicked o_O
[20:44] <spiritflame> @Sakura Xadium Aino rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:44] <Eiry> Guyver...you're not in it you don't roll
[20:44] <spiritflame> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[20:44] * SecOpsGirl watches with difficulty.
[20:44] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[20:44] * Souldier rolled reaction for Eitak's foot
[20:44] * SecOpsGirl is drinking rather more heavily than she normally does.
[20:44] * Eitak_Razal sighs
[20:44] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Poo, no chance to die an honorable death this round, Dimmy~
[20:45] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d20 for reiko [ 19 ]
[20:45] * Eitak_Razal looks slightly relived
[20:45] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ ! Now! The challenge!
[20:45] * Hazel Ninegate arranges the contestants on a conveyor belt which slowly moves under the suspended fat man.
[20:45] * Souldier writes something down.
[20:46] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ this man is 400 lbs.
[20:46] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ he is 400 feet up, above the conveyor
[20:46] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ every time the belt moves, you will be under it
[20:46] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ there are eight of you
[20:47] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ whoever rolls a 1 on 1d8 gets fattie dropped on them
[20:47] <Eiry> Guyver...do you understand?
[20:47] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ OR... you can delcare yourself a sacrifice and save the others right now.
[20:47] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ but fattie falls on you.
[20:48] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ if you're ALL LUCKY you MIGHT make it.
[20:48] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ once the fattie falls, the rest of you move on to the next round
[20:48] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ so you can either trust to luck... or be a hero...
[20:49] * The conveyor rolls slowly into place. Dimitri, being exempt, is off the line.
[20:49] * Souldier nods at Eiry and looks at what's going on quietly
[20:49] * FireFly_9 rolls underneath
[20:49] * FireFly_9 looks up and sees the fat man so far away
[20:49] * Eiry grabs another bottle of Bailey's and passes it around
[20:50] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ anyone from the peanut gallery want to be a hero and take her spot? :3
[20:50] <Arx Sylvanran> How much MORE Sadistic can you get?!
[20:50] <Prinny> I will dood!!
[20:50] * Souldier starts tweaking Hakusan...
[20:50] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ be.....
[20:50] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm gonna be somewhere I'm not watching.
[20:50] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
[20:50] <Beauty_Queen> ..... I'm not sure you're elligabe
[20:51] * Hazel Ninegate switches Hotaru with a prinny GOD DAMMIT.
[20:51] <Arx Sylvanran> ...HAH!
[20:51] <Eiry> ..she did it.
[20:51] * Beauty_Queen is laughing so hard
[20:51] * Bixia Yuanjin is away 
[20:51] <Hazel Ninegate> - Roll you goddamn bird -
[20:51] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ 1d8
[20:51] <spiritflame> Prinny rolls 1d8 [ 3 ]
[20:52] * the conveyeor rolls again, showing Reiko
[20:52] *** I am guessing Reiko's player is next door
[20:52] *** So I'll make the roll <_<
[20:52] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d8 [ 3 ]
[20:53] * conveyor moves
[20:53] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d8 [ 1 ]
[20:53] * the chains SNAP!
[20:53] *** The fat pacifist falls 400 feet
[20:53] * Hulking Figure demands a halt.
[20:54] * it's not a pretty sight when a 400lb pacifist his a well-clothed detective
[20:54] * Hulking Figure says he will try to beat 5 that they may both be spared.
[20:54] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[20:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Fair enough!
[20:54] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ 1d10, below 5 you die instead, above 5 you both live, 1 you both die.
[20:55] <Hazel Ninegate> - Roll. -
[20:55] <Prinny> She's worse then Master Etna dood
[20:55] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[20:55] * Eiry grips her mug tightly
[20:55] <Hazel Ninegate> ............
[20:55] * Hulking Figure helps Jack off of the Conveyer.
[20:56] * Beauty_Queen watches, with popcorn. "This is rather interesting"
[20:56] <Hazel Ninegate> - Very good, Dimitri. -
[20:56] <Hazel Ninegate> - You were safe. You didn't have to do that. -
[20:56] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Round 1 clear.
[20:56] * Hazel Ninegate sounds begrudgingly impressed.
[20:57] * Souldier sips his choco, then resumes tinker
[20:57] * Hazel Ninegate waits for the others to get off the belt then lets the pacifist fall to the ground and splatter.
[20:57] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmph.
[20:57] <Beauty_Queen> It looks like the humans are winning Time Lady.
[20:57] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Oh Miss Etna~
[20:57] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ since you opened your big fat mouth you get to pick the second means.
[20:57] <Eiry> ...
[20:57] <Souldier> Etna's fat?
[20:58] * Beauty_Queen glares at Soul before thinking
[20:58] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ But also, studio audience can pick the second prize! as long as it doesn't involve me dying!
[20:59] <Souldier> I seem to always attract those two's ire. hilarious.
[20:59] <Beauty_Queen> The weapon is a prinny. Of my chooseing
[20:59] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ what kind of prinny.
[21:00] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ i have to know to set up the game
[21:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> Access codes to the Space Hulk.
[21:00] * Beauty_Queen points to a Prinny, wearing a red scarf. It's an entirely normal prinny
[21:00] <SecOpsGirl> Would you give up your Time Lord status as a prize, Hazel?
[21:01] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ very good! and we play for codes to the space hulk!
[21:01] * Hazel Ninegate has robots remotely take the prinny to a location.
[21:01] * Eitak_Razal hold up a sign "I vote either hazel gets uncreated, or turned human"
[21:01] <Souldier> Toys with lives, but can't gamble her own eh? Boring.
[21:02] * Hazel Ninegate wires the prinny up with bombs so that if it explodes prematurely it will kill everyone instantly.
[21:02] <Bixia Yuanjin> Not watching is a lot harder than I thought. :\
[21:03] * Hazel Ninegate then has the robots pin it so the beak is sticking out like a dagger, and has the robots take the scarf away.
[21:03] * Hero Prinny refuses to let go of the scarf
[21:03] * robots just set the scarf on fire
[21:04] <Beauty_Queen> The scarf is part of the prinnie's charcter. You told me to choose, I chose
[21:04] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm.
[21:04] <Hazel Ninegate> Fine.
[21:04] * Hazel Ninegate replaces the red scarf with another red scarf.
[21:04] <Souldier> Fashionable prinny is fashionable
[21:04] * Hero Prinny puts out the flames
[21:04] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[21:05] * Hazel Ninegate looks at Hero Prinny.
[21:05] *** Hero Prinny is your average everyday Hero Prinny

[21:05] * Hero Prinny refuses the scarf
[21:05] <Hazel Ninegate> A "hero prinny eh"
[21:05] * Hazel Ninegate gets an autogun
[21:05] <Beauty_Queen> It thinks it
[21:05] * Hazel Ninegate gets the robot autogun to shoot it 999 times.
[21:05] <Beauty_Queen> 's a hero because it has red on
[21:06] * Hazel Ninegate waits
[21:06] <Souldier> Red's a hero color etc
[21:06] * Hazel Ninegate makes sure the shots would be fatal.
[21:06] * Hero Prinny lost a good chunk of lives :|
[21:06] <Beauty_Queen> .... ARe you tying to end your own game?
[21:06] * Hazel Ninegate has fatally shot it 999 times.
[21:07] <Hazel Ninegate> No, just prepating the weapon, is all~
[21:07] <Hazel Ninegate> Why, something wrong?
[21:07] <Beauty_Queen> Nope. I'm just bored
[21:07] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ so players! 1d20 for immunity while we wait!
[21:08] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[21:08] * Souldier sips his tea
[21:08] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ prinny player?
[21:08] <spiritflame> Rhia rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[21:08] <spiritflame> Prinny rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[21:08] <Eiry> I dunno how much of this I can watch...
[21:08] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d20 for ozu [ 19 ]
[21:09] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[21:09] <spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[21:09] <spiritflame> @Sakura Xadium Aino rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[21:09] <spiritflame> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[21:09] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[21:10] <Hazel Ninegate> Sakura and Rei, roll again.
[21:10] <spiritflame> @Sakura Xadium Aino rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[21:10] <spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[21:10] <Hazel Ninegate> Hino Rei has immunity.
[21:11] <Hazel Ninegate> This challenge now is called... "BIRDBRAINED"
[21:11] <Hazel Ninegate> Roll 1d8, and whoever hits a 1 gets a bird in the brain.
[21:11] <Souldier> Is that what they called her in school too?
[21:12] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d8 [ 8 ]
[21:12] * Hazel Ninegate points to the prinny with the pointed out beak
[21:12] <spiritflame> Rhia rolls 1d8 [ 4 ]
[21:12] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d8 for ozu [ 5 ]
[21:12] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d8 [ 1 ]
[21:12] *** LOL FATE HATES DINSY
[21:13] * Hulking Figure is silent. ......
[21:13] * Hulking Figure will attempt again to save him.
[21:13] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[21:13] <Hazel Ninegate> Ooh Dimmy...
[21:13] * Hulking Figure mutters something... very quietly.
[21:13] <Hazel Ninegate> you sacrificing yourself for dinsdale?
[21:13] * Hulking Figure has a tear in his eye, but he does not flinch.
[21:14] <Arx Sylvanran> ♦ TURN TO SMOKE!
[21:14] <Arx Sylvanran> ♦ SMOKE HAS NO BRAIN!
[21:14] <Hulking Figure> I can be as brave as any of them.
[21:14] <Prinny> Do it dood!
[21:14] * the bird soars for dimitri
[21:14] * Hazel Ninegate scowls at Arx
[21:15] * the bird aims for his head, beak straight out
[21:15] * Hulking Figure turns into a huge collection of locusts... only ONE of which is impaled by the point.
[21:15] * Hazel Ninegate SLAMS HER FIST ON THE TABLE
[21:16] <Hazel Ninegate> - ROUND TWO CLEAR -
[21:16] * Beauty_Queen falls over laughing
[21:16] * Hulking Figure returns to human form.
[21:16] * Bixia gets access codes to the space hulk
[21:16] * Mister Dinsdale is... is f[BLEEP]king truamtized man.
[21:17] <Hazel Ninegate> /mr is huffing
[21:17] * Hazel Ninegate is huffing.
[21:17] <Beauty_Queen> Oh god, this is better then a comedy routine
[21:17] <Hazel Ninegate> - FINE. -
[21:17] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Int his next round... what will you be playing for
[21:17] <Souldier> So yeah... why are they doing this again?
[21:17] * Arx Sylvanran is severely impressed.
[21:18] * Eiry relaxes a smidge, for now
[21:18] <Arx Sylvanran> ♦ what will your next prize be!?
[21:18] <Eiry> She took people first, and then let others switch in for them.
[21:18] * Souldier squeezes Eiry's hand.
[21:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> Ignis's loyalty.
[21:18] <Beauty_Queen> Which is now why she has totally expendable Prinny as one of her players
[21:18] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ that's MY LINE
[21:19] <Hazel Ninegate> ..............
[21:19] <Beauty_Queen> Nice one Bixia
[21:19] <Hazel Ninegate> ....A game is a game.
[21:19] <Hazel Ninegate> So be it.
[21:19] <Beauty_Queen> You're just mad people are out smarting you
[21:20] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[21:20] <Hazel Ninegate> Pick the next weapon, talky.
[21:20] <Hazel Ninegate> PICK IT.
[21:20] * Hazel Ninegate 's expression has gone dark.
[21:21] * Beauty_Queen thinks
[21:21] <Hazel Ninegate> That's an oxymoron.
[21:21] * Bixia Yuanjin sips from the last of her second hot bailey's, legs crossed beneath her on her perch
[21:22] <Bixia Yuanjin> Why didn't I ever think of this variant?
[21:22] <Hazel Ninegate> ♡ Oh I have a variant. ♡
[21:23] <Beauty_Queen> A level 1 demon.
[21:23] <Bixia Yuanjin> You're cruelly creative, nobody doubts that. :\
[21:23] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm.
[21:24] <Beauty_Queen> And no deleveling people to use them
[21:24] * Hazel Ninegate puts the level one demon in a vat and fills it with high explosive.
[21:24] <Hazel Ninegate> Actually.
[21:24] <Beauty_Queen> Congrats. You have home-made prinny....
[21:24] <Hazel Ninegate> I never said which level one demon did it.
[21:24] <Hazel Ninegate> What level are _you_ right now, sweetie?
[21:25] <Beauty_Queen> I said Level one. As in 1 and nothing else. My level is way higher then that
[21:25] <Hazel Ninegate> I mean... you're a demon right now...
[21:25] <Hazel Ninegate> so you're not level one right now~?
[21:26] <Beauty_Queen> I said no deleveling people!
[21:26] <Hazel Ninegate> But I haven't adjusted your level, what's your level right now?
[21:26] <Beauty_Queen> And no, I'm not level 1. A demon lord would never be level 1
[21:26] * Beauty_Queen looks in the mirror.
[21:26] *** Beauty_Queen is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Etna Boogie. Her Battle Music is: Etna Rock.
[21:27] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm.
[21:27] <Beauty_Queen> Also, I'm a Demon Lord, not your standard demon
[21:27] <Hazel Ninegate> I see.
[21:27] * Hazel Ninegate takes a gun and just casually shoots Dinsdale in the head.
[21:27] *** Mister Dinsdale [Mr_J@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has quit IRC (Fight the Power.)
[21:27] <Beauty_Queen> That's cheating
[21:27] * Bixia Yuanjin flinches
[21:27] * Eiry jumps >>
[21:27] <Hazel Ninegate> I just got pissed off.
[21:28] <Hazel Ninegate> Now then~ dearie.
[21:28] * Hulking Figure looks horrified... and then enraged.
[21:28] * Thrash watches this grimely
[21:28] <Beauty_Queen> Then you shouldn't be tying to pull me into your game
[21:28] <Hazel Ninegate> I'll take you at your word.
[21:28] <Hazel Ninegate> And use that other demon there.
[21:28] * Hazel Ninegate looks at Etna with a dark, dark look.
[21:29] <Hazel Ninegate> - Not level one indeed. -
[21:29] * Beauty_Queen grins
[21:29] <Arx Sylvanran> YOU'VE VIOLATED THE TERMS OF THE GAME.
[21:29] * Beauty_Queen grins more
[21:29] <Hazel Ninegate> I ALWAOS PROMISED THREE DEATHS. GUARANTEED/
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> That was one.
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ^ALSO.
[21:30] <Beauty_Queen> You had one already
[21:30] * Hulking Figure hears this, and walks over to Dinsdale's body.
[21:30] <Beauty_Queen> I do belive that bug counted
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> Who.
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> So it did!
[21:30] <Beauty_Queen> Also the Fat man
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> Very good, very good.
[21:30] <Beauty_Queen> You killed your first weapon
[21:30] * Souldier starts watching tv.
[21:30] <Hazel Ninegate> That fat man was aprop.
[21:31] * Hulking Figure points to the fat man, and the remains of the Prinny.
[21:31] <Hazel Ninegate> not part of the challenge.
[21:31] <Beauty_Queen> It was still a death
[21:31] <Arx Sylvanran>
[21:31] <Arx Sylvanran> he's dead all the same!
[21:31] * Hazel Ninegate staggers a bit.
[21:31] <Hazel Ninegate> Still we have a third round.
[21:31] <Hazel Ninegate> Dimitri, darling~
[21:32] * Hulking Figure starts drinking the blood from Jack's body.
[21:32] * Eiry is away: too much tension
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> I'll revive Mr. Dinsdale *if* you...
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> D:
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> ...
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> Well, moving right along.
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> WAIT
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> WHAT ARE YOU
[21:32] <Hazel Ninegate> ARE YOU SIRING ONE
[21:33] * Hulking Figure grins, and keeps drinking.
[21:33] * Beauty_Queen falls over laughing
[21:33] <Hazel Ninegate> oh goodie.
[21:33] <Hazel Ninegate> Then this is how the game ends... with FIRE.
[21:33] * Hazel Ninegate sets the demon on fire.
[21:33] <Hazel Ninegate> now then, you lose the roll, you BURN.
[21:33] <Hazel Ninegate> Jackie-boy may not ne able to take that~
[21:34] * Hulking Figure holds up the silver bracelet he was given by a special someone...
[21:34] <Hazel Ninegate> What's that...
[21:34] * Eitak_Razal looks smug for a moment
[21:35] * Hulking Figure puts it on Jack's body... and steps away from him, grinning.
[21:35] <Souldier> Eat the big. Together you burrrrrrrrrrn
[21:35] <Eitak_Razal> !
[21:35] * Souldier keeps tweaking Hakusan
[21:35] <Hazel Ninegate> - Start Rolling and we get this over with. 1d20 for immunity. -
[21:35] * Hulking Figure backs away from the fire, and says, "Hazel. You never said anybody you killed had to STAY dead."
[21:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> Sneaky. :o
[21:35] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d20 for ozu [ 10 ]
[21:36] <spiritflame> Rhia rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[21:36] * Eitak_Razal just smiles, and smiles wide
[21:36] * Hulking Figure points out that Jack did NOT die as a result of the game.
[21:36] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[21:36] <Hazel Ninegate> Then he rolls again :3
[21:36] <spiritflame> Prinny rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[21:36] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[21:36] <spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[21:36] <spiritflame> @Sakura Xadium Aino rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[21:37] <spiritflame> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[21:37] <Souldier> oooh we have a one
[21:37] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[21:37] <Beauty_Queen> Hahahha. The Senshi of flame going up on fire? HAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:37] <Hazel Ninegate> Sakura Aino sits this one out.
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> Here's how this one goes, lucky kids!
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> I'm going to give you your roll order
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> you roll for the person NEXT to you.
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> :3
[21:38] <Hazel Ninegate> so the last will roll for the first~
[21:39] * Hulking Figure raises his hand, and asks how that changes the odds.
[21:39] <Hazel Ninegate> Because you have a choice.
[21:39] <Hazel Ninegate> You can always choose to take their number if it's high enough.
[21:39] <Hazel Ninegate> But then it means they get yours.
[21:40] <Hazel Ninegate> And the lowest number... died.
[21:40] <Hazel Ninegate> ^dies.
[21:40] <Hazel Ninegate> So we'll be doing 1d20.
[21:40] <Hazel Ninegate> And this is for IGNIS' loyalty.
[21:40] <Hazel Ninegate> Make it through okay, and you win it.
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> lose a person... and welp, she's mine.
[21:41] * Hulking Figure looks around him, at Subaru, at everyone else trapped there, and then Jack's shallowly-breathing body. "Trading numbers. Hilarious She's forgotten about us. WE are heroes. That is why we are here."
[21:41] * Hulking Figure walks to the front of the line.
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> (remember someone can always go for that saving throw)
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> Yes.. you are all heroes.
[21:41] <Hazel Ninegate> indeed.
[21:42] <Hazel Ninegate> Dimitri, Prinny, Ozu Reiko, Dinsdale, Rei, Sakura, Rhia, Momoko, Chibiusa
[21:42] <Hazel Ninegate> GO
[21:42] <Beauty_Queen> I wouldn't call a Prinny a hero...
[21:43] * Hulking Figure looks at Chibuisa, and bites his lip with second thoughts...
[21:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (scratch sakura )
[21:43] <Hazel Ninegate> ^
[21:43] * Rhia looks over at rei....and then at Momoko
[21:44] <spiritflame> Rhia rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[21:44] <Hazel Ninegate> Well let's gooo~
[21:44] * Prinny looks at Dimirtri and then Ozu "I'm a goner dood..."
[21:44] * Hulking Figure looks over at Chibiusa. "Highness?"
[21:44] <Rhia> (( whoops ))
[21:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Yes
[21:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> What I'm not a queen yet
[21:44] <Hulking Figure> We who are about to die salute you.
[21:44] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[21:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ............
[21:45] *** prinster?
[21:45] * Prinny looks at Dimitri "Pst, she said a d20 dood
[21:45] *** oh yeah XD
[21:45] * Hulking Figure shushes the Prinny, and points out he did pretty well.
[21:46] * Prinny notes he could do better...
[21:46] <Hazel Ninegate> Now now, we must be consistent. Reroll.
[21:46] <spiritflame> Prinny rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[21:46] <Prinny> ...
[21:46] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[21:46] <Prinny> That's consistant in the wrong way dood
[21:47] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d20 for ozu [ 9 ]
[21:47] <spiritflame> Mister Dinsdale rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[21:47] * Bixia Yuanjin is on the edge of her seat, the remnants of her drink forgotten
[21:47] <spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[21:47] <Prinny> The fates really hate you, don't they dood
[21:48] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[21:48] <Prinny> You'll probably end up as a prinny in your next life dood
[21:48] *** wait i confused myself XD;
[21:48] * Hulking Figure smiles. "You are referring to me? I do not think so."
[21:48] <Prinny> I was refering to the other vampire dood
[21:49] <spiritflame> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[21:49] * Hulking Figure grabs some duct tape and siezes the prinny, taping it's beak shut.
[21:49] <Hazel Ninegate> Totals so far:
[21:50] * Prinny fights with the tabpe trying to take it off
[21:50] * Hulking Figure sits on the Prinny. "Shut up. I've got a plan."
[21:51] * Hulking Figure unwraps the Prinny, gently.
[21:51] * Prinny salutes Dimitri "If you need anything let me know dood!"
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> Dimitri 6, 12 Prinny 6,6 Ozu Reiko 6,9 Dinsdale 2,9 Rei 9,2 Sakura Rhia 18,9 Momoko 11,18 Chibiusa 11,12
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> first number = player roll, second = what was rolled for them.
[21:52] <Hazel Ninegate> So.. hino Rei.
[21:53] <Hulking Figure> KEEP YOUR NUMBERS.
[21:53] <Hazel Ninegate> Dinsdale rolled you a "2"
[21:53] <Hazel Ninegate> But you rolled a 9 for Rhia.
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> You had so much nicer luck than him.
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> Wanna swap, with him and save him-- such as he is?
[21:54] <Rhia> I'm a woman...
[21:54] <Hazel Ninegate> (nicer luck than Dinsdale, honey)
[21:55] <Rhia> (ah)
[21:55] <Hazel Ninegate> Of course Dinsy's... a walking extra rare-steak right now.
[21:55] * Hulking Figure looks over at Dinsdale's barely-breathing body.
[21:55] <Hazel Ninegate> You would be not sacrificing much taking the higher number and letting him take the fall.
[21:55] <Hulking Figure> You are really going to burn Dinsdale?
[21:56] <flame_SNIPER> I can't just... sacrifice a man...
[21:56] <Hazel Ninegate> Burn him up REAAAL good.
[21:56] * Rhia looks at rei
[21:56] * Hulking Figure looks at the Charm that he gave Jack.
[21:56] * Hazel Ninegate watches them all.
[21:56] <Rhia> hey....I'll take it if it's not against the rules
[21:57] <Hulking Figure> ...I don't want to be there when the flame happens.
[21:57] <Hazel Ninegate> Hmm~~ ♡
[21:57] <Arx Sylvanran> ONE OF YOU CAN STILL TRY A SAVING THROW
[21:57] <Rhia> I'll take the fire...
[21:57] <Hazel Ninegate> And put TWO asses in the fire, yes!
[21:57] * Hulking Figure is silent.
[21:57] * Hazel Ninegate looks at Rhia.
[21:57] *** Rhia is young woman with long green hair tied back in a pony tail with lighter green streaks, dull yellow eyes and has black runic symbols covering the entire right side of her face and hands and leg.
Her image Song is: .
[21:58] <Hulking Figure> You DO get to roll, I believe.
[21:58] <Hazel Ninegate> You'd take Hino Rei's 2.
[21:58] <Rhia> yeah..I will
[21:58] <Hazel Ninegate> Willingly.
[21:58] <flame_SNIPER> Don't do it!
[21:58] <flame_SNIPER> I'm a senshi of FIRE for Christ's sake.
[21:58] <Beauty_Queen> Let the vampire or senshi burn.
[21:58] <Hazel Ninegate> Tch. You know, last game i disabled everyone's power.
[21:58] <Rhia> honey..I've lived for two millenia....
[21:59] <Rhia> it's time for me to die
[21:59] * Hulking Figure shudders. "Trust me... she is... I've felt it in her."
[21:59] <Hazel Ninegate> I forgot to do that this time.
[21:59] <Hazel Ninegate> So you think you're hotter than flame itself?
[21:59] * flame_SNIPER is now known as Sailor Mars
[21:59] <Sailor Mars> Honey I'm hotness incarnate :P
[21:59] * Rhia pulls out a sword and points it at Mar's throat
[21:59] <Souldier> Mercury's hotter
[21:59] * Hulking Figure looks at Sailor Mars.
[21:59] *** Sailor Mars is your average everyday Sailor Mars

[21:59] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh~ :D
[21:59] <Rhia> ....you have to live
[22:00] <Hazel Ninegate> Vat is DAS!
[22:00] * Hulking Figure trembles at the sight of Sailor Mars.
[22:00] <Sailor Mars> c'mon don't do this
[22:00] <Sailor Mars> If one of us DIES we lose the prize.
[22:00] * Rhia tosses Mars the sword
[22:00] <Prinny> Don't do it dood. If you let the senshi take it you all live again!
[22:00] * Sailor Mars catchrs it
[22:00] <Rhia> is that so?
[22:00] <Hulking Figure> Um... excuse me... everyone? Please? I wish to point out that killing each OTHER is the best result for her.
[22:00] <Prinny> Well, we.
[22:00] <Sailor Mars> I *think* I can survive the flames
[22:00] <Rhia> ...if you insist then
[22:01] <Hulking Figure> So we are decided.
[22:01] <Hazel Ninegate> Well Dimitri?
[22:01] <Hazel Ninegate> Anyone going to try and be hero rolling for it?
[22:01] * Hulking Figure does not even remember really how the rules go.
[22:01] <Hulking Figure> Well, if nobody rolls, who goes up?
[22:01] <Hulking Figure> Jack, right?
[22:01] <Prinny> Him or the Senshi woman dood, it's a tie
[22:02] * Hulking Figure brandishes the Duct tape again.
[22:02] <Hazel Ninegate> 1d10, below 5 you die, above 5 you both live, 1 = you both die -- no rei. dies.
[22:02] <Hazel Ninegate> Rei was rolled a 2 by dinsdale.
[22:02] <Hazel Ninegate> If anyone dies this round they lose the prize for the round which is ignis.
[22:02] <Hulking Figure> See... now I understa... nevermind.
[22:03] <Hazel Ninegate> So, everyone standing pat?
[22:03] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> We're betting on Mars being the master of her element >_<
[22:03] <Hulking Figure> Okay, so you are going to blowtorch the person to the right of the person that loses?
[22:03] <Hulking Figure> This is really confusing.
[22:03] <Rhia> you better be damn good, girl...
[22:03] <Hazel Ninegate> ::facepalm
[22:04] <Hazel Ninegate> No, you all rolled for the fate of your neighbors
[22:04] <Hazel Ninegate> as it stands Rei is to be barbecued.
[22:04] <Hulking Figure> Right, so the person to the right of the neighbor dies.
[22:04] <Hulking Figure> That's why Jack is not dying?
[22:04] <Hazel Ninegate> What I don't even... Rei. it's rei.
[22:04] <Hulking Figure> No wait...
[22:05] <Hazel Ninegate> When I drop the burning demon down it will be rei.
[22:05] <Hulking Figure> She's a burning demon?????
[22:05] <Sailor Mars> I CAN SURVIVE IT.
[22:05] * Hulking Figure jumps back!
[22:05] <Souldier> Well I figure Mars here isn't like K dash
[22:05] * Rhia takes her sword back..for now
[22:05] <Hazel Ninegate> We'll see.
[22:06] <Hulking Figure> WAIT.
[22:06] <Hulking Figure> What are you going to burn her with?
[22:06] <Hazel Ninegate> Now as before someone can try to roll and... yes?
[22:06] <Hulking Figure> It WILL be flame, right?
[22:06] <Hazel Ninegate> With ice. FIRE OF COURSE.
[22:06] <Hazel Ninegate> Yes.
[22:06] * Hazel Ninegate is getting testy.
[22:06] * Hulking Figure mumbles that it could have been acid burns and she would have died grumble grumble grumble.
[22:07] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh burning Level One Demon, pray tell me, what is your power level?
[22:07] <spiritflame> Hazel Ninegate rolls 1d100 [ 81 ]
[22:07] <Hazel Ninegate> Ooh, 81...
[22:07] <Hazel Ninegate> Hino Rei.
[22:07] <Hazel Ninegate> Are you hotter than that hot hotness?
[22:07] * Souldier slings Hakusan on his back as he stands
[22:07] * Sailor Mars sweatdrops...
[22:08] <Hulking Figure> Do not doubt.
[22:08] <Hazel Ninegate> Because if you aren't...
[22:08] * Rhia grips Caladbolg
[22:08] * Hazel Ninegate drops the burning demon on her! Roll 1d100 for your LIFE
[22:08] <spiritflame> Sailor Mars rolls 1d100 [ 5 ]
[22:09] <spiritflame> Hulking Figure rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[22:09] * mercifully the TV cuts away so you don't hear the screams
[22:09] <Arx Sylvanran> ...........
[22:09] * Souldier annoyingly rams Hakusan into the TV and fires it. Obliterating the TV.
[22:10] * Bixia Yuanjin hangs her head
[22:10] * Hazel Ninegate uses a radio.
[22:11] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Well, looks like the prize was worth more that jumping in! But HEY, you got a space hulk and a FREE TIME TRAVEL TRIP
[22:11] <Rhia> hey
[22:11] <Rhia> lady
[22:11] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Hmm?
[22:11] <Rhia> ..how about a substiute
[22:11] <Rhia> my life for her's
[22:12] <Hazel Ninegate> She's already melted to a crisp, baby-doll.
[22:12] <Rhia> ..I have....a curse
[22:12] * Hulking Figure walks over to Dinsdale, and slits his wrist above his mouth.
[22:12] <Rhia> ...that I can transfer
[22:12] <Rhia> ...my curse to her...for my life
[22:12] <Hazel Ninegate> She's in hell, or heaven, or wherever she goes
[22:12] <Rhia> ..fine
[22:12] <Hazel Ninegate> What?
[22:13] <spiritflame> Sailor Mars rolls 1d100 [ 58 ]
[22:13] * Sailor Mars is still.... f[BLEEP]king... moving.
[22:13] <Hazel Ninegate> Oh that WON'T DO.
[22:13] <Prinny> She's alive dood!
[22:13] <Rhia> well..what do you know
[22:13] <spiritflame> Sailor Mars rolls 1d50 [ 5 ]
[22:14] <Hazel Ninegate> Jus tthe last gasps.
[22:14] <spiritflame> Sailor Mars rolls 1d20 [ 13 ]
[22:14] * Souldier reloads Hakusan's spike.
[22:14] * Hulking Figure jumps between Sailor Mars and Hazel
[22:14] * Sailor Mars will reach f[BLEEP]king ninegate before she goes...
[22:14] <Rhia> OUT OF THE WAY, VAMPIRE
[22:14] <spiritflame> Sailor Mars rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[22:15] * Sailor Mars collapses, unavle to move ><
[22:15] * Hulking Figure obeys.
[22:15] * Hulking Figure grows his fangs.
[22:15] * Hazel Ninegate puts a boot on cripsy fried skull
[22:15] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ still boys and girls, today we learned a valuale lesson!
[22:16] <Rhia> .....
[22:16] <Hazel Ninegate> flash shady shifty mr. morally ambiguous vampire man either has a death wish, or is truly honorable and _good_/
[22:16] <Bixia Yuanjin> do it anyway
[22:16] <Bixia Yuanjin> do it now
[22:16] * Eitak_Razal writes something down.
[22:16] * Bixia Yuanjin bites her lip, leaning in
[22:16] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ Humanity does have a spark of good left in it!
[22:17] <spiritflame> .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[22:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. TACKLES THE B[BLEEP]CH
[22:17] <Arx Sylvanran> ....
[22:17] <Beauty_Queen> Except half the people in the game aren't human in the first place
[22:18] <Hazel Ninegate> ♦ OOF OFF OF ME
[22:18] <Souldier> Which is ironic and a funny way to knock humanity. I'm starting to really wonder how blind all these immortal types are.
[22:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Dammit...
[22:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm not...
[22:18] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. fires up the TV
[22:18] * Beauty_Queen thought that was broken. Yay magic space rocks?
[22:19] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. looks over at Dimitri
[22:19] <Souldier> One of these days all these immortals are gonna get there asses kicked by humans.
[22:19] * Hulking Figure is looking down at Sailor Mars.
[22:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I can't... I don't have... the power... anymore...
[22:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Because...
[22:20] <Beauty_Queen> It will never happen
[22:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm depressed...
[22:20] <Prinny> Why not just use the Magic space rock to fix the problem makeing you depressed
[22:20] <Souldier> You're not human. So you wouldn't know Etna.
[22:20] <Hulking Figure> Now why on earth could you be depressed right now?
[22:20] <Hazel Ninegate> ...No. NO PULLING OUT A MIRACLE FROM YOUR HINDQUARTERS.
[22:20] <Prinny> Then you wouldn't be depressed and have the power dood
[22:20] * Hazel Ninegate gets gun
[22:21] * Hulking Figure stands in front of the gun.
[22:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Because lisrten to me! I sound like a ... an uneducarted boob!
[22:21] * Prinny throws a bomb at Hazel
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> You're a VAMPIRE.
[22:21] <Prinny> THEN USE YOUR ROCK AND FIX IT DOOD
[22:21] <Hazel Ninegate> S[BLEEP]t!
[22:21] * Hazel Ninegate dodges bombs
[22:21] <Hulking Figure> Death is cheap.
[22:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> IM TOO DEPRESSED S[BLEEP]TC[BLEEP]K!
[22:21] <Rhia> ..how do you solve that, child...
[22:21] <Hulking Figure> But not when it meant something.
[22:22] <Prinny> You're too depressed to fix the problem makeing you depressed dood?
[22:22] <Prinny> That makes no sense dood
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> Leave her alone.
[22:22] * Souldier whispers something perverted to the Spore.
[22:22] <Arx Sylvanran> Wait... Hazel put herself ont he battlefield. I just realized...
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ....
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> :3
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Tell mi More.
[22:22] <Hulking Figure> Your games are complete. Release us.
[22:22] <Hazel Ninegate> YES. GAME IS OVER. EVERYONE GO BACK!
[22:23] * Hazel Ninegate SLAMS a button and sends everyone back to the lobby
[22:23] *** Hazel Ninegate [Hazenine@ox.ac.uk] has quit IRC (DAMN!)
[22:23] * Prinny is promptly shot dead by Etna
[22:23] * Rhia is back in the lobby, leaning on her sword
[22:23] * Arx Sylvanran rushes over to Hino Rei
[22:23] <Rhia> ....
[22:23] * Hulking Figure appears in the lobby, holding an unconscious, barely-breathing Jack Dinsdale with a hole in his skull.
[22:23] <Beauty_Queen> As if I'd actully pay you...
[22:23] <Hulking Figure> Etna you b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:24] <Eitak_Razal> I'm... Impressed Dimitri.
[22:24] <Hulking Figure> You have learned nothing from the sacrifices you have witnessed.
[22:24] * Sailor Mars is not moving, but beathing slowly, raspily
[22:24] <Souldier> Dimitri. She's self-centered remember?
[22:24] <Sailor Mars> we... didn't get... the prize, did we...
[22:24] <Rhia> we need to bring her back
[22:25] <Eitak_Razal> Relax Dimitri, we can shove it's soul in a new body later. Etna was just getting out of some contract she likely made to it come back alive
[22:25] <Hulking Figure> She shot the prinny in cold blood after he risked his life. Like Hazel did to Jack here.
[22:25] * Sailor Mars is fading
[22:25] <Rhia> SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
[22:25] <Bixia Yuanjin> No. :(
[22:25] * Souldier grabs the first aid kit and a scroll from his pouch
[22:25] <Hulking Figure> She has no place here.
[22:25] <Beauty_Queen> ....
[22:25] <Souldier> Step aside kids.
[22:25] * Beauty_Queen calls Flonne
[22:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...
[22:25] * Hulking Figure moves over.
[22:25] * Bixia Yuanjin murmurs prayers to water spirits in a healing spell; hopefully she isn't too far gone to save Rei
[22:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE TALK DIRTY TO ME RIGHT NOW!
[22:26] * Love Freak dashes in and uses the "Power of love" to help heal Rei
[22:26] * Thrash walks over..and tells Chibi-Usa the DIRTIEST STORY IN THE UNIVERSE
[22:26] * Souldier has a scroll, and a a flask of water "Set her down on the floor if you don't mind."
[22:26] * Sailor Mars 's wounds are healing over but it's so slow and painful
[22:26] <Hulking Figure> Anybody... anybody who is a healer... please help Jack. I can't save him right now. He does not have to be like me.
[22:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> !
[22:26] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. 's leg stars to tap
[22:26] <Hulking Figure> QUICK! QUICK! HELP JACK.
[22:26] <Hulking Figure> Quick, before she returns.
[22:27] <Hulking Figure> Is she did not kill one of us, we get the IGNITIA... or something?
[22:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte pushes herself in an dstarts a temporal helaing spell
[22:27] <Hulking Figure> HURRY!
[22:27] * Souldier looks at Mars who's recovering. He moves to Jack.
[22:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte cheks the time
[22:27] <Hulking Figure> He should respond to medicine. But what I did will wear off, soon.
[22:27] <Hulking Figure> Vampire blood... withdrawal... bad.
[22:28] <Hulking Figure> Can anybody help him?
[22:28] * Love Freak continues to cast healing spells on those who need it.
[22:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I cant' roll it back... past 10 minutes ><
[22:28] * Thrash keeps the telling the story....a story so damn obscene...so horribly dirty...that it has challenged the minds of even the triple breasted whore of eroticon six
[22:28] <Souldier> Water is life. you know...
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...hLOY FACK
[22:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. NOASEBLEEDSZ
[22:28] * Hulking Figure puts jack down, and retreats over to the Q-sofa.
[22:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. grabs da slivar kistal
[22:28] <Thrash> NOW DO IT
[22:28] * Souldier puts water on his hand from his flask. he starts reading from a scroll.
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshhshshshshsshshshs
[22:28] <Eitak_Razal> Thash, I'm not going to ask where you heard that story nor do I want to know
[22:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. HUMPS IT
[22:29] <Thrash> I MEAN HEAL HER
[22:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o HSHSHSHSHS o HSHSHSHSH o! HSHSHSHSHSH! O! HSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSH!
[22:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ♦ IM DONG TAT DOMASS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYSHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[22:29] * Souldier kneels by Jack and takes a deep breath. "mana. allow me the use of several drops of the ocean, become the flesh that allows life to move onwards."
[22:29] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. sends out a GUSH OF SOLVER POWER AT REI
[22:29] * @spiritflame changes topic to `wedding december 6| [22:29] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. sends out a GUSH OF SOLVER POWER AT REI`
[22:29] <Hulking Figure> Thrash, why did you make her retarded again?
[22:30] * Souldier places his hand on Jack's wound.
[22:30] <Thrash> because it was the only way
[22:30] * Sailor Mars screams--- first in pain, then in TERROR
[22:30] * Eitak_Razal places her hand on Soul's shoulder, letting her own Mana aid his spell.
[22:30] <Sailor Mars> EWWW OH GAWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDD NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO THAAAAAAAATTTTTT'S NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT WILLLLLLLPOWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
[22:30] <Bixia Yuanjin> hrrh eerrgh D:
[22:30] * Souldier seems to be zoned out while he's focusing.
[22:30] * Bixia Yuanjin cannot backpedal fast enough
[22:31] * SecOpsGirl grabs Jack and rushes him up to the clinic on 12.
[22:31] * Sailor Mars has been bukkakked wirth silver crystal healing power
[22:31] * Sailor Mars ... is stable.
[22:31] * SecOpsGirl is away: full rebuild is in order...
[22:31] * Hulking Figure grabs the Prinny that Etna shot.
[22:31] <Sailor Mars> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[22:31] * Souldier 's healing spell has been interrupted o_O
[22:31] * Sailor Mars is now known as flame_SNIPER
[22:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> horror warring with urge to break down into terrirsobs
[22:32] * Prinny has already been carried off to be healed by Etna's other Prinnies
[22:32] <flame_SNIPER> oh god... oh god... oh god someone kill me...
[22:32] * Souldier 's scroll crumbles and he looks totally thrown off.
[22:32] <Eitak_Razal> .........
[22:32] <Rhia> if you insist
[22:32] * @Sakura Xadium Aino SMACKS Aunt Rei for saying that :P
[22:32] * Rhia draws her sword
[22:32] <Souldier> Someone tell SoG not to do that again...
[22:32] <Eitak_Razal> Something Wrong Soul
[22:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> No Rhia! Bad! down!
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> you know, Rei...as much as I utterly despise your guts...glad you're not dead
[22:32] <Souldier> His head wound should be fine. But interrupting a spell like that isn't the best of ideas.
[22:32] * flame_SNIPER lies there, droplets of silver energy evaporating off her face
[22:32] <Rhia> it was a jest
[22:33] <Souldier> Though an assist on your end definitely helps. Scrolls is the only way magic works on my end.
[22:33] <Hulking Figure> Heh... we won... we beat her. Big time.
[22:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hhshsh oh gawd
[22:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew god
[22:33] <Hulking Figure> Highness?
[22:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew... goddddd ♫
[22:33] <Souldier> .....?
[22:33] <Eitak_Razal> I can't cast healing spells. I have no talent for them. So i Figured I could lend you a hand with the costs of spell at least...
[22:33] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. lays on da floar speadeagal
[22:33] <Souldier> The Spore got her retard language back.
[22:33] <Thrash> you're welcome
[22:34] <Souldier> Thankfully I didnt tell her anything else.
[22:34] <Arx Sylvanran> I.. I...
[22:34] * Hulking Figure looks at the spot where he wore the Charm Bangle.
[22:34] <Bixia Yuanjin> Have you seen enough, ma'am? :\
[22:34] <Souldier> now. No one needs to see the Spore enjoy herself so...
[22:34] * Arx Sylvanran shudders.
[22:34] <Arx Sylvanran> I'm sorry I brought this upon you all.
[22:35] * Souldier blows at the rest of the water on his hand. A mist is created, allowing everyone to be spared from the sight of the Spore
[22:35] <Hulking Figure> Well, let's review. You have arrested Xadium for being in LEAGUE with her?
[22:35] <Arx Sylvanran> I didn't anticipate Hazenine making a move until tomorrow.
[22:35] <Eitak_Razal> Dimitri. I'm surpised you gave up that charm willingly.
[22:35] <Arx Sylvanran> Feh, I knew he was innocent.
[22:35] <Bixia Yuanjin> Just bring him back and dust him off we'll call it even. :)
[22:35] * Hulking Figure frowns and screams at Arx.
[22:35] * Matsumi Kaze HUGS Dimitri
[22:35] <Hulking Figure> WHAT WERE YOU READY FOR HER TO DO TOMMOR----Matsumi! Oh... Matsumi...
[22:35] <Arx Sylvanran> But I knew that placing him in the Pandorica Minor would draw her out.
[22:36] * Eiry is back
[22:36] * Hulking Figure falls silent, and embraces Matsumi Kaze.
[22:36] <Arx Sylvanran> not like this, obviously.
[22:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I'm glad you're not dead...deader
[22:36] <Souldier> On that note. I need water. Now.
[22:36] <Arx Sylvanran> not like this at all.
[22:36] * Arx Sylvanran hangs her head.
[22:36] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> JERK!
[22:36] * Eitak_Razal forms a globe of water in her hand, and holds it out to soul.
[22:36] * Souldier looks rather dehydrated.
[22:36] * Rhia mutters a spell..and summons a spring of water in the middle of the room
[22:36] * @Sakura Xadium Aino SHOVES the prosectutor HARD
[22:36] <Eitak_Razal> That works too
[22:37] <Hulking Figure> Wow... you know, Sakura... you might almost accuse her of using us like pawns in her game....
[22:37] * Eiry has some, and gives it to him
[22:37] * Arx Sylvanran staggers back a few steps
[22:37] * Bixia Yuanjin skips out, her concerns eased for now
[22:37] * Bixia Yuanjin is away 
[22:37] <Hulking Figure> I mean... almost as though we were an acceptable risk. But that would be a very dim judgment, wouldn't it?
[22:37] * @Sakura Xadium Aino stops dead and looks at her hands
[22:37] * Souldier CHOMPS the water globe. then seems to go into a water-like form and jumps into the spring.
[22:37] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: :O
[22:37] <Arx Sylvanran> I never intended for you all to come to harm!
[22:37] <Eitak_Razal> ???
[22:38] <Arx Sylvanran> My plan was for her to intercept me at the Pandorica Minor ><
[22:38] * Souldier walks out, his form reverting to normal and politely takes the glass of water from Eiry. "Thanks."
[22:38] <Hulking Figure> Say it with me. "Heroes." Xadium brought us together. Remember that.
[22:38] * Souldier sits down. "Instant hydration's a good thing. "
[22:38] <Arx Sylvanran> I know.
[22:38] <Rhia> so it looks like for now..I'm stuck existing still....
[22:38] <Rhia> ..who is this Xadium by the way
[22:38] <Arx Sylvanran> I *was* sent her to investigate him.
[22:38] <Arx Sylvanran> ^here
[22:39] <Arx Sylvanran> But I completed my assessment ages ago.
[22:39] <Hulking Figure> And... if drawing her out was her plan.... and you thought she might act... then please leave us.
[22:39] <Beauty_Queen> So, everyone of value lived.
[22:39] <Rhia> I've never heard of him
[22:39] <Hulking Figure> F[BLEEP]K YOU, ETNA!
[22:39] <Arx Sylvanran> I told you, she was supposed to hit the Pandorica Minor. Which is why I left it alone, unguarded.
[22:39] <Beauty_Queen> Quiet or I roast you with a fire spell
[22:39] * Eiry seems to be much calmer now
[22:39] <Arx Sylvanran> I never figured she'd be insane enough to try and FRAME HIM with this game.
[22:40] <Hulking Figure> Yes, Etna. Go ahead and roast me, after I gave up the bracelet that protects me in my numerous attempts to save a life tonight.
[22:40] <Hulking Figure> Go ahead. I'm sure it will make you REALLY popular... with ALL the people in the room.
[22:40] <Arx Sylvanran> And Dimitri... he was correct about you after all.
[22:40] <Beauty_Queen> I was just getting out of my contract. I told it if it got back to the spot we talked unharmed I'd give him money to reincarante. I don't intened to pay it. He's alive still, just thorughly depressed I cheated him out of his money
[22:40] <Hulking Figure> That I hate disembodied heads.
[22:40] * Souldier gives Eiry a kiss on the cheek. "Feel better, love?"
[22:41] * Beauty_Queen looks bitter she had to say this
[22:41] <Hulking Figure> Well, kick him in the nuts anyway.
[22:41] * a set of control schematics to IGNIS falls on the ground.
[22:41] * Eiry nods
[22:41] * Arx Sylvanran collects those.
[22:41] <Beauty_Queen> Hahahahha
[22:42] <Hulking Figure> Hmph, how much does it cost to reincarna---hey dont' take those I want to joyride!
[22:42] <Beauty_Queen> More then you have
[22:43] <Eiry> I hope Jack'll be alright.
[22:43] <Beauty_Queen> If you think you have enough though, I'm not going to stop you.
[22:43] <Hulking Figure> It sickens me that you could not put off killing for ONE night. But you just had to echo Hazel, didn't you? Not even sure why you bothered opposing her, if you are going to kill people when they are useless, just as she did.
[22:43] <Souldier> No worries. The head wound was dealt with personally.
[22:43] <Hulking Figure> Fine. I suppose you are a demon.
[22:43] * Hulking Figure leans forward. "Creatures of darkness can't change after all. Right?
[22:43] * Hulking Figure walks away from Etna and does not look back.
[22:44] * Hulking Figure is now known as Adorable Kitten
[22:44] <Souldier> KITTY ♡
[22:44] * Souldier POUNCES on the kitty
[22:44] * Adorable Kitten hops up onto the arm of a chair, and goes to sleep.
[22:44] <Arx Sylvanran> Dimitri.
[22:44] * Souldier starts petting the kitten :3
[22:44] <Adorable Kitten> !!!
[22:44] <Arx Sylvanran> His notes on you simply said "Worth saving."
[22:45] * Arx Sylvanran heads for the bar, for a drink.
[22:45] * Adorable Kitten rolls it's eyes, ignores the Judicatrix, and lets Guyver pet him.
[22:45] * Prinny , the same from the game, stand before Dimitri.
[22:45] * Souldier 's lips move but only the kitten knows what's being said.
[22:45] * SecOpsGirl returns with Jack, after a thorough repair session upstairs.
[22:46] * Adorable Kitten CAREFULLY checks Jack's pulse, since he donated a significant amount of blood to Dimitri.
[22:46] * Mister Dinsdale is weak but steady
[22:47] <Eiry> What can we do for him, Yumiko?
[22:48] <Souldier> We could always just shove a bunch of Ki in there. have his body go into overdrive to push through.
[22:49] <Souldier> Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
[22:50] <Plushie-chan> But it could also hurt him.
[22:50] * Plushie-chan is sitting on the back of a couch
[22:50] * Plushie-chan is also wearing, a lab coat for some reason.
[22:50] * Adorable Kitten nuzzles the Prinny from the game.
[22:52] <SecOpsGirl> Lots of OJ? He did donate a lot of blood.
[22:52] * Adorable Kitten is now known as Hulking Figure
[22:52] * Rhia just watches this, leaning on her sword
[22:53] <Hulking Figure> Prinny... let's you and I have a talk later, and I'll see about getting you some money.
[22:53] * Plushie-chan walks over to Dimitri
[22:53] <Hulking Figure> Yeah... I'm sure it could be argued that you deserved what you got... but tonight is about kindness winning, eh?
[22:53] <Plushie-chan> Dimitri. Can we talk
[22:53] * Eiry gets a carton of juice from the bar fridge
[22:53] * Hulking Figure looks down. "Hello Plushie... Look, I don't know what I did to make you mad... but..."
[22:53] * Prinny looks estatic
[22:54] <Souldier> Yo Dimitri.
[22:54] * Souldier whispers something through the air for his ears only.
[22:54] * Hulking Figure nods enthusiastically.
[22:54] <Hulking Figure> I know. I was afraid I might nto be able to explain it in person.
[22:55] * Rhia looks up suddenly
[22:55] <Rhia> ...................
[22:55] * Rhia is looking out the window at a rather shadowy looking man watching the hotel
[22:55] <Rhia> ....
[22:55] <Rhia> can you folks excuse me
[22:55] <Hulking Figure> Man... It's a great night to be alive---ish.
[22:56] * Hulking Figure looks at Rhia.
[22:56] *** Rhia is young woman with long green hair tied back in a pony tail with lighter green streaks, dull yellow eyes and has black runic symbols covering the entire right side of her face and hands and leg.
Her image Song is: .
[22:56] <Rhia> ..I have some business to attend to
[22:56] * Rhia walks outside
[22:56] * Souldier lets Hakusan down with a heavy thud
[22:56] * Rhia is away: SS3
[22:57] * Arx Sylvanran takes off her visor and sits, pensively thinking.
[22:57] * Plushie-chan tilts her head looking at Dimitri. "You were about to say something to me?
[22:57] <Hulking Figure> Yeah. I'm sorry I did whatever made you mad.
[22:57] <Hulking Figure> I guess I do a lot of things.
[22:58] * Hulking Figure looks at Plushie-chan.
[22:58] *** Plushie-chan is a 21 year old girl with purple hair. It's length is about halfway between her shoulders and the middle of her back. It is pulled back near the middle and there is a decoritve red ribbon near the top. She is wearing a normal T-shirt and jeans.
image Song is: 0.
[22:59] <Plushie-chan> I'm impressed. I heard what you did tonight. Giving up the bracelet I made and Eitak enchanted was very notble of you
[22:59] * Souldier sits down, closing his eyes.
[23:01] * Eiry is slowly feeding Jack the orange juice\
[23:01] <Hulking Figure> Considering what I got as a reward, I had to do it. I could not have looked my prize in the face if I had not.
[23:02] <Arx Sylvanran> One Free Trip anywhere in time and Space.
[23:02] <Arx Sylvanran> May I see that.
[23:02] * a severed head rolls into view..smacking into the side of the hotel door
[23:02] * Hulking Figure suddenly looks angry. "That was my prize. I feel that I earned it."
[23:03] <Hulking Figure> DAMN YOU JIMMY WALES!
[23:03] <Hulking Figure> Where is Xadium?????
[23:03] <Arx Sylvanran> ...I don't want it, if that's what you're thinking.
[23:03] <Hulking Figure> I thought he was gone!
[23:03] *** NOT MY SEVERED HEAD DUDE
[23:03] <SecOpsGirl> Poor Jack. For all his heroism, the universe is out to get him it seems.
[23:03] *** and lol i never thought i would say that
[23:03] <Arx Sylvanran> I would just like to look at it for a moment please.
[23:03] * Rhia walks back into view, wiping her sword clean
[23:03] <Rhia> (( LOL ))
[23:03] <Arx Sylvanran> It's the lawyer in me.
[23:03] <Hulking Figure> Does not matter how much the universe hates you if you have enough friends.
[23:04] <Rhia> hm...
[23:04] <Hulking Figure> No... get... get away. Have you not done enough?
[23:04] * Hulking Figure retreats from Arx.
[23:04] * Rhia stares at the severed head....which starts to slightly spark....
[23:04] <Arx Sylvanran> Please.
[23:04] * the lights in the hotel start to flicker in and out..as does any elecrontics
[23:04] <Souldier> ..?
[23:04] <Arx Sylvanran> ...
[23:05] * Arx Sylvanran 's visor goes ont he fritz
[23:05] * Souldier stands up and draws his sword. "Now what. Haven't we had enough crap?"
[23:05] * Rhia looks up at the sky..which starts to rumble...
[23:05] * Arx Sylvanran quickly knocks her visor and elecrtowhip away from her
[23:05] * Eitak_Razal holds up a glowing Mana Crystal
[23:05] * Arx Sylvanran has an idea od what that is
[23:06] * blue bolts of energy start to pass from the head to any part of metal nearby.....
[23:06] * Plushie-chan holds up a vial holding a glowing plant.
[23:06] * Arx Sylvanran watches her visor and whip get smashed to pieces bny the power
[23:06] <Arx Sylvanran> dammit that stuff's expensive.
[23:06] * Rhia lifts up her sword into the sky...as a huge bolt of blue lightening strikes her, passing through her entire frame
[23:07] * Rhia screams as several windows nearby crack and shatter
[23:07] <Hulking Figure> I think that woman is about to die.
[23:07] <Hulking Figure> ...Because she has earned it.
[23:07] * Rhia falls to her knees, as the energy finally dissapites...
[23:07] <Arx Sylvanran> Unlikely.
[23:07] <Arx Sylvanran> Quite the opposite.
[23:07] <Rhia> ...geh....
[23:08] * Rhia cracks her neck..the energy sparking in her fingers
[23:08] * Rhia pauses
[23:08] * Arx Sylvanran produces a new visor and puts it on.
[23:08] <Rhia> .....oh wonderful...now I'm an expert on midevil plumbing
[23:08] * Souldier leaps out through the window and looks over
[23:08] <Arx Sylvanran> Dimitri. You were promised a free trip.
[23:08] <Hulking Figure> Well, I guess I was wrong. There are many possible guesses about what makes lightning strike a woman holding a sword and break windows--but when it comes to which guess is correct, there can be only ONE.
[23:08] <Arx Sylvanran> But what a Time Lord says is as important as what they do not.
[23:08] <Rhia> smartass
[23:09] <Souldier> Wrong show Dimitri
[23:09] * Rhia stands and puts away her sword
[23:09] <Hulking Figure> Huh? What show?
[23:09] <Arx Sylvanran> I think Dimitri's nailed it.
[23:09] * Rhia walks back in
[23:09] <Eiry> Maybe we should put Jack somewhere quiet for the night.
[23:09] <Rhia> number.....38
[23:09] <Arx Sylvanran> May I please.... see your prize. For one minute.
[23:10] * Plushie-chan pulls out a wooden sword and pretends to chop someone's head off "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
[23:10] <Rhia> hm?
[23:10] * Arx Sylvanran was talking to Dimitri.
[23:10] <Hulking Figure> Please go away from me. I'm begging you. Nothing means more to me than what I have been promised.
[23:10] * Souldier sheathes Dimension Diver and walks back in.
[23:10] <Hulking Figure> Please? Please go away?
[23:10] <Arx Sylvanran> I won't KEEP IT. I SWEAR ON MY HEARTS.
[23:11] <Plushie-chan> Dimitri. I think we can trust her.
[23:11] * Rhia sits down
[23:11] <Arx Sylvanran> But for your safety I really want o check it.
[23:11] <Hulking Figure> GET AWAY!
[23:11] * Arx Sylvanran facepalms.
[23:11] * Hulking Figure turns into a shadow, and melds into the floor.
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> Dimitri..show her
[23:11] <Arx Sylvanran> Fine, I'll tell you what's bothering me.
[23:11] <Plushie-chan> Dimitri!
[23:11] *** Hulking Figure [SometimesForever@WearyWalker.net] has quit IRC (I am in love with ideas, not people.)
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> NOW
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ..geh
[23:11] <Arx Sylvanran> ♦ Nowhere there does it say anything about the trip being two way
[23:11] <Plushie-chan> I'll take you wherever you want to go myself! Just let her see it!
[23:11] <Plushie-chan> ... I'll go get him
[23:11] <Plushie-chan> I'll go retrive him
[23:12] <Arx Sylvanran> Which I could fix but NOOOOOOOOO
[23:12] <Plushie-chan> I repeat my stament
[23:12] <Arx Sylvanran> NO one listens to the ----
[23:12] <Plushie-chan> I'll go after him and bring him back after he's done with his trip
[23:12] * Arx Sylvanran bites her tounge.
[23:12] <Arx Sylvanran> I tried.
[23:12] <Arx Sylvanran> I did.
[23:12] <Thrash> hm?
[23:12] * Arx Sylvanran sits down and sighs.
[23:12] <Souldier> Maybe he DOESN'T wanna go back.
[23:13] <Arx Sylvanran> I just hope he takes one of you along when he redeems it.
[23:13] <Souldier> or rather. Come back.
[23:13] <Arx Sylvanran> ...
[23:13] * Arx Sylvanran hangs her head
[23:13] * Souldier sits back down and goes back to tuning Hakusan.
[23:13] <Plushie-chan> Even if he doesn't
[23:13] <Plushie-chan> ....
[23:14] * Plushie-chan walks over to Jack, and retrives the braclet she made from him "I gotta barrow this for a bit.
[23:15] <Plushie-chan> This is tied closely enough to Dimitri that I can track him. It should only have 4 timelines closely tied to it. Mine, Eitak's, Dinsdales, And DImitri's
[23:15] <Eiry> Somebody wanna help me move Jack? The dorm's close enough, and usually quiet.
[23:16] <Souldier> I gotcha
[23:16] * Souldier puts his tools down and gets over.
[23:17] <SecOpsGirl> I'll get his legs.
[23:18] <Thrash> well...anyone like something to eat?
[23:20] *** Rhia has left #suburbansenshi2 (have to keep moving)
[23:21] * Eiry gets her bag and takes Jack's other half with Yumiko
[23:21] <Souldier> Thrash- Ribs
[23:21] * Matsumi Kaze has fallen asleep on the Q sofa
[23:21] <Thrash> ribs it is then
[23:21] * Souldier gets the elevator for them
[23:21] * Thrash walks into his TARDIS
[23:21] * Thrash is away: *getting food*
[23:24] *** Eiry [eiry.saliena@floralheaven.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:24] * Plushie-chan puts on a familer scarf, and dimitri's braclet.
[23:24] * Thrash is back
[23:24] * Thrash comes back with a plate of piping hot ribs
[23:26] * Souldier grabs the ones with the most BBQ sauce
[23:26] <Souldier> Yup
[23:27] <Arx Sylvanran> why did this all happen *tonight* and not *tomorrow* when no one was here
[23:27] * Arx Sylvanran SLAMS a fist on a table.
[23:27] <Arx Sylvanran> All these people endangered.
[23:27] * Thrash offers a rib to Arx
[23:27] * Plushie-chan sits next to Arx. "Don't blame yourself"
[23:28] <Plushie-chan> You couldn't have known.
[23:28] <Arx Sylvanran> You don't understand.
[23:28] <Plushie-chan> Try me.
[23:28] <Arx Sylvanran> There was a 97% chance she would have started a Nonary game.
[23:28] <Arx Sylvanran> But all indicators pointed to tomorrow at the Pandorica Minor.
[23:28] <Arx Sylvanran> Where none of you would have been.
[23:28] <Arx Sylvanran> Where I could have been drawn in, instead.
[23:29] <Arx Sylvanran> And Xadium would have been safe, locked away.
[23:29] <Arx Sylvanran> But because it did not fall within the scope of my estimation...
[23:29] <Arx Sylvanran> Tragedy almost happened.
[23:29] <Thrash> can't ever be sure about anything
[23:30] <Plushie-chan> Why would she make a game with only one player
[23:30] <Arx Sylvanran> I would have had others around.
[23:30] <Souldier> You another Time Lord, right?
[23:30] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes.
[23:31] <Plushie-chan> She's going after X's freinds and family. To test humans
[23:31] * Arx Sylvanran just slwoly tightens a fist.
[23:31] <Arx Sylvanran> She's utterly mad.
[23:31] <Eitak_Razal> Duh!
[23:32] <Souldier> What is it with these people and testing/disliking humans anyhoo?
[23:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> You know what would be super-funny?
[23:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> If in her relentless testing
[23:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> She -ensures- the things that she does not like come to pass :O
[23:32] <Arx Sylvanran> Her family is a very very old one. Traditional, set in its ways.
[23:33] * Arx Sylvanran looks at Bixia
[23:33] <Arx Sylvanran> You might be right....
[23:33] * Arx Sylvanran 's nose twitches
[23:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> That's the thing about humans I've found so far.
[23:33] <Eitak_Razal> Also we ended up killing her father, she's probably still bitter about that
[23:33] <Arx Sylvanran> Grimoire?
[23:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> They fold, and they fold, and then you hit something of iron and they take-- yes :O
[23:33] * Arx Sylvanran looks away suddenly.
[23:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> They take everything back and more because they're just that angry.
[23:34] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes, humans impress that way.
[23:34] * Arx Sylvanran takes a long drink
[23:35] <Thrash> humans are...interesting
[23:35] * Eitak_Razal laughs
[23:36] <Arx Sylvanran> I shall take my leave. I've got a trial tomorrow, against X. Though I should let him out of the Pandorica Minor so he can study the notes.
[23:36] * Souldier quietly eats his ribs
[23:36] * Arx Sylvanran curtsies to everyone.
[23:36] *** Arx Sylvanran [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You speak of loyalty? To you, loyalty was a convenience, easily disposed of. To me, it was something worth clawing my way out of hell for. And. I. DID!)
[23:36] <Thrash> goodnight
[23:36] * Thrash walks back into his TARDIS
[23:36] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> huh what..what happened
[23:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mandroid...
[23:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nead mandroid...
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> aren't there some in your room?
[23:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi proalz
[23:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new i barned dem wen i wuz a nan
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> then I don't know how to help you
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak.
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> might have to make due the old fashion way
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur irite
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi pix up da fone
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi callz 4 eskort
[23:39] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: saz
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> glad to help
[23:44] <Matsumi Kaze> OH CRAP
[23:44] * Matsumi Kaze turns on the TV
[23:44] * Souldier yawns
[23:48] * Inspector Pepper is back
[23:48] <Inspector Pepper> me waves to everyone on her way out.
[23:51] <Souldier> Later
[23:54] <Matsumi Kaze> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
[23:58] * Matsumi Kaze laughs hard enough that she has tears going down her cheeks
[00:01] <Matsumi Kaze> o..oh god...t..think I'm going...hehaha..have a...hear...heart attack..ahahahaha
[00:05] <Souldier> ...?
[00:07] * Matsumi Kaze is watching a comedy show on TV
[00:11] * Souldier twitches.
[00:11] <Souldier> ...!
[00:11] * Souldier darts away.
[00:11] *** Souldier [ComradeCaretaker@MonHan.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (...)
[00:15] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[00:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ...hello? anyone here?
[00:24] <Plushie-chan> Yep
[00:24] <Plushie-chan> Though not for long. I gotta leave in a little
[00:25] <Matsumi Kaze> ok
[01:37] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[06:48] *** The Hotel, Room 2011
[06:48] *** a stealthy figure silently bypasses the keycode lock to the front door.
[06:49] * Stealthy figure makes its way into the livingroom
[06:49] * Stealthy figure moves absolutely silently towards the bedroom.
[06:50] * Stealthy figure is stopped by the point of a sword.
[06:50] <???> You're every bit as good as they say, Gemini Sunrise.
[06:50] * @Texas_Samurai yawns
[06:51] <@Texas_Samurai> Y'got a reason fer bein' here, or you jus' wanna get stuck with this here blade?
[06:51] * @Texas_Samurai draws her red plaid terrycloth robe around herself tighter
[06:51] <@Texas_Samurai> Ain't you done enough t'me n' mah kin today?
[06:52] <Arx Sylvanran> Heh.
[06:52] <Arx Sylvanran> You are... a 'Samurai', are you not?
[06:52] <@Texas_Samurai> ...More or less.
[06:53] * Arx Sylvanran tilts her head. "That's a nuanced answer."
[06:53] <@Texas_Samurai> It's early *yawn* too tired t'be louder.
[06:53] <Arx Sylvanran> No, I mean, you qualified that answer.
[06:54] <Arx Sylvanran> Are you, or are you not, a 'Samurai'?
[06:54] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah was taught Bushido by one.
[06:54] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah try t'live by th' code.
[06:54] <@Texas_Samurai> But t'be realistic, Ah ain't a 100% authentic Samurai.
[06:55] * Arx Sylvanran smiles, hearing what she wanted to hear.
[06:55] * Arx Sylvanran gets down on one knee.
[06:55] <@Texas_Samurai> ...Huh?
[06:55] * @Texas_Samurai lowers her blade.
[06:56] <Arx Sylvanran> You are the Master of the Mifune School, are you not?
[06:56] <@Texas_Samurai> ...If'n by "Master" y'mean th' last man standing, then yeah <_<
[06:56] <Arx Sylvanran> Would you take a pupil.
[06:56] <@Texas_Samurai> ...
[06:57] <@Texas_Samurai> Ain't you like, Mah fianceé's rival, or somesuch?
[06:57] <Arx Sylvanran> Professionally.
[06:57] <Arx Sylvanran> Purely professionally.
[06:57] <@Texas_Samurai> Why're you comin' to me?
[06:57] * Arx Sylvanran stands.
[06:58] <Arx Sylvanran> Gemini Sunrise. What are the core tenets of Bushido?
[06:59] <@Texas_Samurai> Rectitude, Courage , Benevolence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, n' Loyalty.
[07:00] <Arx Sylvanran> These are qualities I strive to perfect in myself.
[07:00] <Arx Sylvanran> Especially loyalty.
[07:00] * @Texas_Samurai yawns
[07:01] <@Texas_Samurai> Hey... want some coffee or somethin'? It's too dang early to talk philosophy on an empty stomach.
[07:01] <Arx Sylvanran> Yes, please.
[07:01] * @Texas_Samurai gits some fer fer n' her guest.
[07:02] <@Texas_Samurai> Y'wanna learn th' art of th' sword as a character buildin' exercise?
[07:02] <Arx Sylvanran> It's more than that.
[07:02] <Arx Sylvanran> My line has had something of a martial tradition.
[07:03] <Arx Sylvanran> And the core values espoused... on the surface... were Bushido.
[07:03] <Arx Sylvanran> I was proud to be a part of that tradition.
[07:03] <Arx Sylvanran> But then, it turned out to be... less than so.
[07:04] * @Texas_Samurai returns with th' coffee. "Huh? What d'ya mean?"
[07:04] * Arx Sylvanran sips
[07:04] <Arx Sylvanran> There was a lot of lip service paid to it.
[07:04] <Arx Sylvanran> And, while things were easy, the code was followed.
[07:05] <Arx Sylvanran> When things got rough... Honor and Loyalty died.
[07:05] <Arx Sylvanran> Mainly Loyalty, but that besmirched honor.
[07:06] <Arx Sylvanran> I found that for all the talk... there was no seriousness behind it. It was a dilettante's version of the code, to be ignored when convenient.
[07:06] * Arx Sylvanran looks at her gloved hand.
[07:06] <Arx Sylvanran> I carry the stain of that betrayal.
[07:07] <@Texas_Samurai> But you didn't do anythin'.... did you?
[07:07] <Arx Sylvanran> No.
[07:07] <Arx Sylvanran> I came home one day to find I had no home.
[07:08] <Arx Sylvanran> The treachery had cost me everything. My family, gone. Everything I'd known, gone.
[07:08] <Arx Sylvanran> I was dishonored and left to wander aimlessly.
[07:09] <Arx Sylvanran> I tried to salvage what I could... but I wasn't strong enough.
[07:09] <Arx Sylvanran> And you... when I asked you if you were a Samurai, you said "no."
[07:10] <Arx Sylvanran> You were honest. You admitted your deficiency.
[07:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Bein' a Samurai is about how y'live each day. Ah strive t'be one, but only when Ah finally take that big dirt nap can anyone truly say if Ah was or not.
[07:11] <@Texas_Samurai> Till then, it's a work in progress.
[07:13] * Arx Sylvanran toasts with her coffee cup. "THAT is the attitude that was most definitely lacking. There was always this harsh certainty, and it made the fall all the more wounding when it came."
[07:13] <Arx Sylvanran> I don't want to learn from someone who holds themselves out as a complete Samurai.
[07:13] <Arx Sylvanran> I want to learn from someone who knows they damn well aren't.
[07:14] <Arx Sylvanran> For my honor, and my family honor. I want to be better than my progenitor.
[07:15] <Arx Sylvanran> So I make what I hope is an honorable request, Miss Sunrise.
[07:15] <Arx Sylvanran> Be my [i]sensei[i]. Carry on the legacy of your master. Help me restore my honor, and that of my tarnished line.
[07:23] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah... Ah've never really taught more than kata before..
[07:23] <Arx Sylvanran> I know kata.
[07:23] * Arx Sylvanran produces an old, rusty katana.
[07:24] <@Texas_Samurai> ....
[07:24] <@Texas_Samurai> Whut happened t' that blade?
[07:24] <Arx Sylvanran> This is the named blade "Stormbringer". Its original name is lost to history.
[07:25] <Arx Sylvanran> As are so many other things.
[07:26] <@Texas_Samurai> We gotta... we gotta restore that blade...
[07:26] * Arx Sylvanran shakes her head.
[07:26] <Arx Sylvanran> Despite appearances, it's quite sturdy.
[07:26] <Arx Sylvanran> Its outward reflection... is literally an inward reflection of myself.
[07:27] <Arx Sylvanran> Sharpen _me_, and the blade will follow.
[07:27] <@Texas_Samurai> ...You're more than jus' some fancy-pants Time Lord Lawyer, ain't ya.
[07:28] <Arx Sylvanran> I have more experience than your average Time Lord. That's why I was sent here.
[07:30] * @Texas_Samurai yawns again.
[07:30] <@Texas_Samurai> Okay.
[07:30] * @Texas_Samurai sticks out a hand
[07:30] * Arx Sylvanran shakes it
[07:31] <@Texas_Samurai> Now git, mah X is gonna be up soon, n' ah don't think he'd take kindly t' his courtroom rival seein' him in his short pants :P
[07:31] * Arx Sylvanran shudders
[07:31] <Arx Sylvanran> Nor does his courtroom rival want to see that.
[07:31] * Arx Sylvanran curtsies and takes her leave.
[07:31] *** Arx Sylvanran [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You speak of loyalty? To you, loyalty was a convenience, easily disposed of. To me, it was something worth clawing my way out of hell for. And. I. DID!)
[07:32] <@Texas_Samurai> <_<
[07:32] <@Texas_Samurai> But his fianceé does
[07:32] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (back to bed ♡)
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[07:33] <@spiritflame> irasshai
[07:34] *** Sailor Templar [vidiclover@abstergoindustries.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[07:34] <@spiritflame> irasshai Sailor Templar
[07:35] * Sailor Templar goes on her iDevice and excutes a channel on the TV.
[07:36] * Sailor Templar chuckles to herself as she sees the 24/7 bulletin of YingGirl. Where they blame everything was cause by one faulty Sailor Soldier
[07:37] <Sailor Templar> This should get us more people to our cause. I mean, she did threaten to kill TimeLords
[07:37] * Sailor Templar closes the TV with her device.
[07:38] * Sailor Templar giggles again. Hiding her face in the fan.
[07:39] <Sailor Templar> i think It's time for my latte
[07:40] * Sailor Templar calmly leaves, doing her job for the day
[07:40] *** Sailor Templar [vidiclover@abstergoindustries.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh ho oh ho ho!!!)
[11:13] * Bixia Yuanjin sprawls out on the floor because hey, it's there
[11:38] *** Sarah Christensson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:38] <@spiritflame> irasshai Sarah Christensson
[11:38] * Sarah Christensson wanders downstairs and then stops, blinking at Bixia
[11:38] <Sarah Christensson> um..what are you doing?
[11:45] * Sarah Christensson has her headphones in
[11:53] *** Maret Wane has joined #suburbansenshi2
[11:53] <@spiritflame> irasshai Maret Wane
[11:56] <Sarah Christensson> hello? bixia?
[11:56] <Maret Wane> Good morning.
[11:57] <Sarah Christensson> oh...morning, Maret
[12:01] <Maret Wane> How are you doing?
[12:01] <Sarah Christensson> I'm ok! I've been looking through some of the cookbooks in the library for recipes
[12:04] <Sarah Christensson> how about you?
[12:06] <Maret Wane> I've never taken vacation before, it's very nice.
[12:06] * Bixia Yuanjin rolls over, snores
[12:09] <Sarah Christensson> and it looks like Bixia is asleep ^^;;
[12:10] <Maret Wane> Hopefully she is not having bad dreams.
[12:10] <Maret Wane> I'll be back.
[12:10] * Maret Wane goes over to the restaurant for a few minutes
[12:19] * Maret Wane returns with several small sprigs of herbs
[12:19] <Bixia Yuanjin> nnh
[12:21] * Bixia Yuanjin flops in a different direction
[12:25] * Maret Wane checks the herbs against a list scrawled on a piece of paper
[12:29] <Maret Wane> Well, these are the best I can match some of them, I guess.
[12:30] <Sarah Christensson> hm????
[12:35] <Maret Wane> Cora asked for certain ones, but I don't think some of them are available.
[12:44] * Invisible entity walks in from the stairway, and quietly walks through the room.
[12:46] * Invisible entity opens the front door.
[12:47] * Invisible entity is away: SS3
[12:48] * Maret Wane is busy with the herbs she has, making them grow significantly in size before arranging them nicely and tying them with a bit of green string
[12:51] * Maret Wane looks at the bouquet critically
[12:51] <Maret Wane> What do you think? Does that look okay?
[12:55] <Sarah Christensson> they look fine ^^
[12:57] <Maret Wane> Good. I hope she likes them, too.
[12:59] <@Wolf> The greatest hypnotist on the planet Earth is an oblong box in the corner in the room.
[12:59] <@Wolf> (( test ))
[13:00] <@Wolf> It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.
[13:00] <@Wolf> If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see you’ve got them.
[13:00] <@Wolf> Because they’ll laugh in your face of an explanation then which portrays the big picture of what’s happening...
[13:01] <@Wolf> … and they have.
[13:01] <Sarah Christensson> .......
[13:01] <Sarah Christensson> are you alright?
[13:01] <Maret Wane> What do you mean?
[13:02] <@Wolf> I'm talking about the TV. The news and what they present as fact. What the average moron believes is fact.
[13:03] <Maret Wane> Oh. I've never really been able to watch anything.
[13:03] <@Wolf> I won't get into a political rant, because we are'nt supposed to do that here
[13:04] <@Wolf> But this whole occupy thing has me laughing.
[13:05] <@Wolf> They tell you the protests are becoming violent.
[13:06] * Sarah Christensson puts her headphones back in and turns up the volume
[13:06] <@Wolf> They do it because the movement is growing and your goverment is getting scared.
[13:07] *** @Wolf [Impossible_Soldier@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (What the human race is suffering from is mass hypnosis. We are being hypnotized by people like this: newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we’re told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous.)
[13:07] <Sarah Christensson> what?
[13:11] <Maret Wane> I really should go back, it's only a few hours now.
[13:11] <Sarah Christensson> these CD players are amazing!
[13:12] <@Wolf> Anyway.
[13:12] <@Wolf> Why do you still have a CD player
[13:12] <@Wolf> I thought we all upgraded to MP3.
[13:14] <Maret Wane> Good afternoon, everyone.
[13:14] *** Maret Wane has left #suburbansenshi2
[13:15] <Sarah Christensson> ...what's an MP3
[13:16] <@Wolf> ...............................................
[13:16] * @Wolf hands her an Ipod
[13:17] <Sarah Christensson> ....what's this?
[13:22] <@Wolf> It is a small computer that holds digitised songs. Upwards of a thousand.
[13:22] <Sarah Christensson> so..do alot of teenagers have this sort of thing?
[13:28] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[13:28] <@spiritflame> irasshai LOVELYgirl
[13:28] <LOVELYgirl> Hey, is that an ipod?
[13:28] <Sarah Christensson> apperently
[13:29] <LOVELYgirl> I've heard about them, but I don't think Taki has one. I did see one in a museum once, though!
[13:30] <Sarah Christensson> a museum???
[13:31] <@Wolf> Everyone has one.
[13:31] <LOVELYgirl> Yeah, Mom took me to some when I was a kid.
[13:31] <LOVELYgirl> And then I want to some myself when I was older, some of them were really interesting!
[13:33] <@Wolf> Mine even takes pictures.
[13:34] <Sarah Christensson> ..are they expensive?
[13:34] * LOVELYgirl shrugs "dunno"
[13:34] * Zalan crawls over to Wolf and looks up at him
[13:36] <@Wolf> They can be.
[13:36] <@Wolf> Hold on.
[13:36] * @Wolf erases his
[13:36] * @Wolf gives it to her
[13:36] * Wolf looks at Zalan.
[13:36] *** Zalan is an infant, the young son of Miara and Taki. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and a red Ultra stripe across his chest and shoulders. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: 'Magic Door' by Joe Hisaishi.
[13:36] <@Wolf> Hello.
[13:38] * Zalan grins and waves his arm
[13:38] <Sarah Christensson> why..are you giving me this?
[13:38] <Zalan> Iiiiii ^_^
[13:38] <@Wolf> Because I have like three.
[13:40] <Sarah Christensson> thank you ^^
[13:45] <@Wolf> np
[13:50] * Sarah Christensson sits on the Q sofa and starts to try and figure out the ipod
[13:53] * Zalan tugs on Wolf's pant leg, holding his arms out
[13:57] * LOVELYgirl , meanwhile, has gone over for food
[14:01] * @Wolf picks the kid up and sets him on his shoulder
[14:06] * Zalan tries to sit very still, clinging to hair
[14:13] * Zalan thinks Wolf is taaaall
[14:23] * Limousine stops outside.
[14:23] * Sarah Christensson is finally figuring out the ipod
[14:25] * Limousine stops, and the door opens, emitting soft music.
[14:26] <@Wolf> >_>
[14:27] * Man in extravagant robes exits the car.
[14:27] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:27] <@spiritflame> irasshai Simon Kerrick
[14:29] * Simon Kerrick speaks to the driver. "Now remember, you are to come back at the time I have given you, and bear myself and my guest to the location I have told you about. I intend for this event to be unforgettable, so do not be late."
[14:30] * Limousine Driver nods professionally and departs.
[14:30] * LOVELYgirl is back
[14:30] * Simon Kerrick walks inside, smiling, and looking immensely pleased.
[14:31] * LOVELYgirl collects Zan from Wolf and puts him down with a pear to eat
[14:33] * Simon Kerrick enters the room, and paces, nervously.
[14:33] * LOVELYgirl looks at Simon Kerrick.
[14:33] *** Simon Kerrick is is a man wearing silken and exotic finery. He is filthy rich and morally bankrupt. He is willing to cheat at anything, especially at mortality. He seems in his early 40's, balding, and heavyset. He is destined to perish before the end of this year.
His image Song is: "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones.
[14:35] * Zalan[fur] chases the pear about a bit, then pounces and devours, making a bit of a mess
[14:36] <LOVELYgirl> Something special, Simon?
[14:37] * Simon Kerrick smiles.
[14:38] <Simon Kerrick> Yes. Very. Today is a step toward changing my life forever.
[14:38] * Sarah Christensson looks up...and...O_o
[14:38] <Simon Kerrick> I'm getting married, you see.
[14:38] <LOVELYgirl> Oho~ Really?
[14:39] <Sarah Christensson> what..........are you wearing
[14:44] <Simon Kerrick> Well, I'm not from around here.
[14:45] * LOVELYgirl goes to clean up Zan's mess when he's done
[14:45] <Simon Kerrick> I've seen quite the number of marriages in this kind of finery.
[14:46] <Simon Kerrick> Remember, every culture has their own traditions and expectations of what people should look like on their wedding day. Other cultures can look.... heh.. Alien.
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick stands in a mirror, and grooms himself a bit.
[14:48] <LOVELYgirl> Some cultures don't have weddings~
[14:48] <Simon Kerrick> To each his own!
[14:48] * Simon Kerrick smiles.
[14:49] * Simon Kerrick looks at Zalan.
[14:49] *** Zalan is an infant, the young son of Miara and Taki. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and a red Ultra stripe across his chest and shoulders. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: 'Magic Door' by Joe Hisaishi.
[14:51] * Zalan[fur] looks up at Simon, backing up a bit
[14:54] <Simon Kerrick> He sure is cute.
[14:56] <LOVELYgirl> Of course he is ^_^
[14:57] * Simon Kerrick is away: Now, where did I put my circlet?
[14:56] <Simon Kerrick> Heh. I should see to some last-minute things, then.
[14:58] <LOVELYgirl> Bye
[14:59] <LOVELYgirl> Come on you, time to go home.
[14:59] * Zalan[fur] goes back to Miara and changes
[15:00] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (In a louder voice/with a greater love.)
[15:00] <Zalan> /par
[15:00] *** Zalan has left #suburbansenshi2
[15:14] * Sarah Christensson goes back to her ipod
[15:23] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:23] <@spiritflame> irasshai YingGirl
[15:23] <Sarah Christensson> oh hello there!
[15:24] * YingGirl is staring at the TV. Is watching that one channel...that constantly boats abvout her being wanted and public outcry for her disposal
[15:24] <YingGirl> - hello -
[15:25] <Sarah Christensson> ...huh
[15:25] <Sarah Christensson> ....why would anyone want you
[15:26] * YingGirl is listening to the TV. On how she manged to poison the Bat. Ruin the reputation of a time traveller, and gives injustice to prinnes.
[15:26] <YingGirl> ...it's not me they want. It's the pieces of eden.
[15:27] <YingGirl> i don't know if anyone smart enough to not believe these lies
[15:27] <Sarah Christensson> the what?
[15:28] <YingGirl> Artefacts that wield the power to either aide or enslave mankind
[15:28] <Sarah Christensson> oh...alright
[15:29] <YingGirl> there are two sides trying to control the world in 2012
[15:29] * YingGirl lowers her head.
[15:29] <YingGirl> - maybe with these lies on the tele, i should act like a wanted man -
[15:29] <Sarah Christensson> ???? why
[15:31] <YingGirl> because i'll never acheive my true purpose if i got even my own sister wanting me to go down.
[15:31] <Sarah Christensson> I mean...if you have friends...can't you hide with them?
[15:31] <Sarah Christensson> I'm sure my granddaughter would try and keep you safe
[15:31] <YingGirl> ...the only friends i have is a living virus and half demon hunter
[15:32] <YingGirl> i used to know another one...but he's gone now
[15:34] <Sarah Christensson> I see..
[15:34] <YingGirl> all i;m waiting when someone comes for the half a million dollar reward, it's my cure to leave'
[15:35] <YingGirl> cue to leave^
[15:35] <Sarah Christensson> I'm sure everyone here..well most everyone..would stop them
[15:36] * YingGirl turns to the tv. "Properganda is a dangerous tool."
[15:37] <Sarah Christensson> um...that does beg the question though...
[15:37] <Sarah Christensson> this hotel is full of fairly powerful people....
[15:37] <Sarah Christensson> and some of which have ties to the government itself
[15:37] <Sarah Christensson> ..so aren't you safer with them?
[15:38] <YingGirl> ...let's hope they didn't get drone with these lies
[15:40] <YingGirl> otherwise...tomorrow i'll be gone
[15:41] * YingGirl ponders where a place to eat in this hotel.
[15:43] <Sarah Christensson> there's...the resturant *points to it*
[15:44] <YingGirl> oh thanks, I'm sure i can ease my worries with a full meal
[15:44] * YingGirl heads off towards the resturant
[15:45] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (foodie here i come. :3)
[15:45] * Anthony Suthers looks at Yinggirl.
[15:45] *** Yinggirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[15:45] * Sarah Christensson looks at tony..then looks at where ying went..and then back at tony
[15:45] <Sarah Christensson> ..no
[15:46] * Anthony Suthers follows the fugitive.
[15:46] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (There WILL be order.)
[15:47] <Sarah Christensson> ....
[15:48] <Simon Kerrick> Who was that woman, exactly?
[15:48] * Simon Kerrick comes down the stairway, carrying a lovely-looking boquet of flowers.
[15:48] <Sarah Christensson> a friend of my granddaughter
[15:50] <Simon Kerrick> Wouldn't she be younger, then?
[15:50] * YingGirl is chewing on a fried chicken stick. "HEY"
[15:51] * YingGirl sighs and continues to dine in the resturant
[15:52] <Sarah Christensson> huh? what do you mean?
[15:53] * Simon Kerrick looks at YingGirl.
[15:53] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[15:54] <Simon Kerrick> You look VERY familiar for some reason...
[15:54] <Simon Kerrick> I've seen your face... really recently.
[15:55] * Simon Kerrick squints and stares hard at YingGirl.
[15:55] * YingGirl chews on more fried chicken, stuffing herself with mashed sweet potatos
[15:55] <YingGirl> food. eat. wait your turn.
[15:55] * Matsumi Kaze leans against a wall..watching this
[15:56] <Simon Kerrick> Well, I suppose I should watch the ScryBox... I need to get my mind off of things. I'm starting to see things going wrong where they are not!
[15:56] * Simon Kerrick turns on the TV, and stands in front of it.
[15:57] * Matsumi Kaze watches..just in case
[15:58] * The tv plays a TV where they're bullentin the wanted YingGirl. There is a diccussion on how Ying has the power to over throw the goverment
[15:58] * Simon Kerrick paces back and forth, and looks at the various things on TV. "I certainly would like to... hmmm..."
[15:58] <Simon Kerrick> !!!
[15:58] * Simon Kerrick looks at YingGirl.
[15:58] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[15:59] <Simon Kerrick> This literally could not have happened at a worse time!
[15:59] <Matsumi Kaze> hello there, Simon
[15:59] <Simon Kerrick> How terrible!
[15:59] * YingGirl coughs a little, still trying to eat
[15:59] <Simon Kerrick> Yes yes, hello.
[16:00] <Simon Kerrick> This is awful.
[16:00] <Simon Kerrick> It's a huge dilemna!
[16:00] * Simon Kerrick paces back and forth holding the flowers, thinking.
[16:00] <Matsumi Kaze> what's the dilemma?
[16:00] <Simon Kerrick> Well, I am going to get married in just a few minutes... with all these sashes and robes on, I can't sit down without messing up everything!
[16:01] <Simon Kerrick> And I'm not sure I can get it back on in time.
[16:01] <Simon Kerrick> And my legs hurt. I guess I'm getting older.
[16:02] * YingGirl quickly pays the bill...even tips
[16:02] * Simon Kerrick watches YingGirl do this.
[16:02] <Simon Kerrick> Miss... what is your name?
[16:03] * Simon Kerrick walks over to Ying.
[16:03] <Simon Kerrick> I'd like to ask you something.
[16:03] <spiritflame> Simon Kerrick rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[16:03] * Simon Kerrick grins.
[16:03] <YingGirl> This meeting is over
[16:03] * Simon Kerrick wriggles his fingers under the regalia.
[16:03] <Simon Kerrick> Are my robes crooked?
[16:03] <Simon Kerrick> But I was hoping you could tell me...
[16:04] * YingGirl dashes off.
[16:04] * Simon Kerrick looks in the direction she went.
[16:04] <Simon Kerrick> Well, she's crazy.
[16:04] <Simon Kerrick> Best to watch the ScryBox more.
[16:05] * Sailor Templar is at Abstergo, looking at the cameras in the hotel. "oh this is too rich."
[16:05] * Simon Kerrick watches more TV reports.
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> hopefully my agents will protect her...
[16:05] <Simon Kerrick> Why do you care?
[16:05] <Simon Kerrick> I mean... What time is it?
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> I ordered them to use as much force as needed if nesscary
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> it's 16:05
[16:05] <Simon Kerrick> To protect whom?
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> Ying
[16:06] <Simon Kerrick> Why? If she has the power to overthrow the government, and she clearly does, she does not need help.
[16:06] <Simon Kerrick> Weren't you listening to the TV?
[16:06] <Simon Kerrick> ---ScryBox.
[16:06] * Sailor Templar puts a piece of Toberlone as she watches the Hotel turning into drama.
[16:07] <Sailor Templar> ♫ And they'll chase herv down with pitch forks ♫
[16:07] <Matsumi Kaze> and you know what...
[16:07] * Matsumi Kaze 's hand starts to crackle with green energy
[16:07] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't like being watched
[16:07] * Matsumi Kaze blasts a camera
[16:08] <Simon Kerrick> WHAT is WRONG with you?
[16:08] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[16:08] <Simon Kerrick> You are going to get shrapnel in my outfie!
[16:08] <Simon Kerrick> Now stop that.
[16:08] * Sailor Templar pouts...goes back to flick another camera, looking at precious subjects
[16:08] <Simon Kerrick> Sheesh.
[16:09] <Simon Kerrick> Say... why the property destruction?
[16:09] <Matsumi Kaze> I will make sure Ying is safe as much as I can
[16:09] * Sailor Templar is away 
[16:09] <Simon Kerrick> WHY?
[16:09] <Matsumi Kaze> because I consider her a friend
[16:10] <Simon Kerrick> She's the most dangerous person in the country right now. Why are you helping her? Maybe I was wrong about you after all!
[16:11] * YingGirl manages to get on a rooftops
[16:11] * Person with Binoculars looks at YingGirl.
[16:11] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[16:11] <Matsumi Kaze> and I don't belive the s[BLEEP]t they're showing on the TV
[16:12] * Person with Binoculars ducks out of sight.
[16:12] * Person with Binoculars is away: Hello, I'd like to file a report.
[16:12] <Simon Kerrick> Annny second now.
[16:13] <Simon Kerrick> What time is it again?
[16:13] <Simon Kerrick> What an unusual young girl. Very paranoid. I wonder.
[16:13] <YingGirl> (( oh man someone did a review on new moon...and it ends up with the reviewer getting smacked in the face with a harry potter HD DVD ))
[16:13] <YingGirl> link
[16:14] *** Imposingly Large Tint-Windowed Limousine has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai Imposingly Large Tint-Windowed Limousine
[16:14] <Matsumi Kaze> um..16:13
[16:14] * Somebody looks at YingGirl.
[16:14] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[16:14] *** Cora has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai Cora
[16:14] *** Maret Wane has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:14] <@spiritflame> irasshai Maret Wane
[16:15] * YingGirl catches her breath, geting a sense of cold air
[16:16] * Sailor Templar is working at Abstergo, watching the drama filled in at the hotel...while druinking a slurpee
[16:16] <Sailor Templar> ♡ i love when people do my job ♡
[16:17] * Tasha Ivanov leans against the outside of the hotel.....a sniper rifle next to her
[16:17] * YingGirl sits down. Pondering what to do
[16:18] <YingGirl> - i knew they believed the lies. now i feel like i should believe them...but i don't want to be another drugged up lab rat -
[16:19] * Several people very slowly get out of the Limousine, looking around.
[16:19] <Cora> Hello, Simon
[16:20] * Sailor Templar drinks her slurpee too fast, getting a brainfreeze
[16:20] * Tasha Ivanov calmly loads her rifle
[16:20] <Simon Kerrick> I am so pleased. So very pleased that this day has come.
[16:21] * Sailor Templar is away: ouch ouch ouch
[16:21] <Simon Kerrick> Everything is ready.
[16:21] <People from the Limousine > walk up to the House, very professionally.
[16:21] * YingGirl sulks, sitting down on the ground
[16:22] * People from the Limousine knock on the door.
[16:22] <People from the Limousine > Mr. Kerrick, the vehicle is ready for your party, as you ordered.
[16:22] * Simon Kerrick smiles, "Splendid. I am so very happy today."
[16:23] <YingGirl> /sing if there's nothing left to die for...and all this beauty is just decay
[16:23] * Simon Kerrick opens the door for his soon-to-be wife.
[16:23] <YingGirl> ♫ if there's nothing left to die for...and all this beauty is just decay ♫
[16:24] <Simon Kerrick> Our carriage awaits, this way everyone.
[16:24] * Simon Kerrick leads everybody to the waiting car.
[16:24] * Simon Kerrick looks at the Person with the Sniper Rifle angrily.
[16:24] * Cora and Maret go out
[16:24] <Simon Kerrick> You first, my dear.
[16:25] * a dark car pulls up behind the limo
[16:25] <YingGirl> ♫ then you and me, lets go iit all they way ♫
[16:26] * Simon Kerrick gestures to the open door, while the hired staff assist everyone.
[16:26] * Cora gets in, Maret following
[16:26] * YingGirl stays quiet on the roof
[16:26] * Simon Kerrick looks at Maret Wane.
[16:26] *** Maret Wane is short African girl with dark skin, hair usually pulled back into two puffs, and green eyes. She is usually in conservative clothing, may or may not be wearing a head scarf, and speaks British English with a heavy accent. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'The Call' by Regina Spektor.
[16:26] * Simon Kerrick looks at Cora.
[16:26] *** Cora is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Secret Cave' by Joe Hisaishi.
[16:26] <Simon Kerrick> I have waited so long for this.
[16:27] * Simon Kerrick gets into the car, and hands Cora the flowers as the doors are shut.
[16:27] * YingGirl has her eyes glowing gold
[16:27] * Limousine Staff get in the car, and start it slowly toward it's destination.
[16:28] *** Wedding Vehicle has quit IRC (Somewhere, bells are ringing!)
[16:28] * dark car follows after the vehicle
[16:28] *** dark car has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:29] *** Simon Kerrick has quit IRC (I already told them the spot, we'll be there in no time. I'm all so very pleased this is happening. I will treasure it all.)
[16:29] * Somebody looks at YingGirl.
[16:29] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[16:29] * Sailor Templar pouts and shuts off her cameras tv for now. "No fun"
[16:30] *** Cora has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:30] <Sailor Templar> i thought they will capture that brute. oh well, time to moniter the rest of the animus puppets
[16:30] * Somebody in White climbs the House with amazing agility.
[16:30] * Somebody in White steps on the roof.
[16:31] * Sailor Templar takes her leave...hoping the subjects knows it's point scoring and not mercless killing
[16:31] *** Sailor Templar [vidiclover@abstergoindustries.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Oh ho oh ho ho!!!)
[16:31] <Somebody in White> You are not safe here. There are snipers about. Follow me.
[16:31] * Somebody in White looks at YingGirl.
[16:31] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[16:31] <Somebody in White> COME ON!
[16:32] <YingGirl> why? everyone wants me dead
[16:32] <YingGirl> it's the waiting game
[16:32] *** Inspector Pepper [l.pepper@SPD.or.jp.ea] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:32] <@spiritflame> irasshai Inspector Pepper
[16:32] <Somebody in White> Not everyone.
[16:33] <Somebody in White> Now get the hell off of here, or you will be picked off. You are safer inside by a wide margin.
[16:33] * Somebody in White leaps off the Roof, rolling upon hitting the ground.
[16:33] * Somebody in White enters the house.
[16:33] * YingGirl gets up, following the person. "Who are you?
[16:33] * Somebody in White is away 
[16:34] * YingGirl senses him. He's glowing blue.
[16:34] * YingGirl is away 
[16:35] * Mystery Man 's thoughts cannot be read.
[16:35] <Mystery Man> Listen, is it true, do you posess the power to overthrow nations?
[16:35] * YingGirl has glowing golden eyes.
[16:36] <YingGirl> - it's a lie -
[16:37] <Mystery Man> You do *NOT* possess this power?
[16:37] * Mystery Man has a null psychic signature.
[16:37] <Mystery Man> Who, then, is after you?
[16:38] * YingGirl sees the man glowing white.
[16:39] <YingGirl> The ones who want to opress mankind in 2012
[16:39] <Mystery Man> What law HAVE you broken to merit all of this attention.
[16:40] * Mystery Man is wearing a cloak of white.
[16:40] <YingGirl> ..For being born to be their enemy
[16:41] <Mystery Man> I've heard enough, then.
[16:42] <Mystery Man> If you were born to overthrow nations, we have no further need to speak.
[16:42] * Mystery Man turns.
[16:42] * Mystery Man walks away, and disappears into the myriad passageways of the Hotel.
[16:42] <YingGirl> it's a lie...I don't have that power
[16:43] <Mystery Man> Then what do you have?
[16:43] <YingGirl> ....the wish of immortality
[16:43] <Mystery Man> Such already exists.
[16:44] * YingGirl stands up...scretches her arm out. Whistles
[16:44] <Mystery Man> You should turn yourself over to the legitimate authorities. Stop this nonsense. This is not a battle you can win.
[16:45] <Mystery Man> You are doing more harm than good.
[16:45] * Hitori sits on her arm...
[16:45] <Mystery Man> Just think of the good that you could be doing.
[16:45] * Mystery Man looks at Hitori.
[16:45] *** Hitori is your average everyday Hitori

[16:46] * Hitori is the legendary Phoenix. Perching himself on her arm.
[16:47] <Mystery Man> Whom do you serve?
[16:47] <YingGirl> /flesh if you see what you see, then you know everything is permitted
[16:48] <Mystery Man> ...What is necessary is permitted.
[16:48] * Hitori picks on her feathers
[16:49] <Mystery Man> Whom do you serve. If the answer is yourself, then your shame must be washed away.
[16:51] <YingGirl> It's a fight I didn'ty want to pick.
[16:51] * Mystery Man crosses his arms.
[16:51] <Mystery Man> Pick now. Affirm yourself. Make the right decision.
[16:51] <YingGirl> I don't serve anyone. But I can't let the Templars win
[16:51] <Mystery Man> Those who do not contribute are Lost. Turn yourself over to the authorities, and stop this chaos.
[16:52] * YingGirl looks at Hitori, the bird is rustling his feathers with his talons in her arm
[16:53] <YingGirl> The Templars are the authority.
[16:54] <YingGirl> Don't you see? They're sprouting lies...it's their goal to rid of ever obstacle
[16:54] * YingGirl looks at Hitori.
[16:54] <Mystery Man> If they are the authority, then they should do what they must.
[16:55] <Mystery Man> Who are the Templars. WHY are they the Authority?
[16:55] <YingGirl> Remember the time we used DaVinci's machine?
[16:55] * Hitori nods.
[16:56] * YingGirl runs out and jumps off from the roof. Hitori claws Ying's back...turning into a larger bird and soaring Ying into the skies
[16:57] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:57] *** Hitori has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:57] <Mystery Man> What a fool.
[16:58] <Matsumi Kaze> hm...
[16:58] * Mystery Man looks at Matsumi Kaze..
[16:58] *** Matsumi Kaze. is your average everyday Matsumi Kaze.

[16:58] <Mystery Man> Your efforts are wasted.
[16:58] <Matsumi Kaze> they are?
[16:58] *** Mystery Man has quit IRC (When they are mis-spent, yes.)
[16:59] <Matsumi Kaze> pah
[16:59] * Sailor Templar easedrop. Is standing in the lobby
[16:59] * looks at Sailor Templar.
[16:59] *** Sailor Templar is is a Super Sailor Soldier, Has loyalities to any sailor soldier in the Sol System. Warren Vidic had adressed she capture the "Eagle Girl". Templar will do anything to have Abstergo Industries succeed in this world, including killing someone. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin .
[16:59] <Sailor Templar> mmmhmmm. :3 I knew someone is going take our lolipop
[17:00] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Anthony Suthers is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[17:00] <Anthony Suthers> I beg your pardon?
[17:00] <Anthony Suthers> Why don't you be proper? Come in and make yourself comfortable. We try to be civil here whenever we have the luxury.
[17:00] * Sailor Templar blushes. "Oh, it's nothing."
[17:01] * Sailor Templar mutters under her breath "
[17:01] <Matsumi Kaze> I really hate you templars
[17:01] * Sailor Templar mutters under her breath. "there's a sucker born every minute."
[17:02] * Anthony Suthers scowls.
[17:02] <Anthony Suthers> What do you mean, exactly.
[17:02] <Anthony Suthers> Lolipop?
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> you've been played the fool, tony
[17:02] * Sailor Templar joins Anthony.
[17:02] <Sailor Templar> Oh don't you worry. We know Ying's a bad apple and we appreciate your efforts in capturing her.
[17:03] <Anthony Suthers> You are most welcome.
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> you're an idiot, tony
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> you really are a grade A moron
[17:03] <Anthony Suthers> Oh?
[17:03] <Anthony Suthers> We shall see.
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> did you honestly think anything that was mentioned about Ying on that thing was true?
[17:03] <Anthony Suthers> Tell me, what do you intend to do once she is recaptured?
[17:03] * Sailor Templar gives Anthony her buisiness card, with Abstergho logo on it.
[17:04] * Anthony Suthers looks at Sailor Templar, and then the card.
[17:04] <Matsumi Kaze> or are you just so dense that you'll belive anything on the TV
[17:04] <Sailor Templar> Same as we always do. Drill her for information on her allies
[17:04] <Anthony Suthers> I don't recall seeing this company name on my frequent searches of the Web.
[17:04] <Anthony Suthers> What, precisely, do you do?
[17:05] * Anthony Suthers carefully puts the card away.
[17:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh for s[BLEEP]t's sake...
[17:05] <Anthony Suthers> You don't HAVE to stay here.
[17:05] <Sailor Templar> To bring people to reflect their past...and with their mistakes, we shall drive a better future.
[17:05] <Matsumi Kaze> no but I'd like to see how much about her you belive
[17:05] * Sailor Templar smiles a cat-like grin
[17:05] <Anthony Suthers> A better future, something we can all get behind.
[17:06] <Anthony Suthers> What are your plans in 50 years?
[17:06] <Anthony Suthers> How do you plan to arrest the folly of the human race?
[17:06] <Sailor Templar> Why retire with a lavious shoe factory at my whim
[17:07] <Anthony Suthers> That's what you do? You make shoes.
[17:07] <Anthony Suthers> That's your plan? Shoes?
[17:07] * Anthony Suthers waves dismissively.
[17:08] <Sailor Templar> That's my dream...but here at Abstergo, we deal with the most elusive vemonous beings.
[17:08] <Anthony Suthers> Tell me this. How is what you do NECESSARY?
[17:09] <Sailor Templar> Assassins. Why last yeah, we riod their branch in Detroit, Toykto, and Eastern Europe
[17:09] <Sailor Templar> ...We're plucking out those who dare to bring chaos in the goverment...
[17:09] <Anthony Suthers> Tell me something. What is an Assassin?
[17:10] <Sailor Templar> A hipper who believes that nothing is true and everything is permitted.
[17:10] <Anthony Suthers> A person who changes changes the world through the death of important figures?
[17:10] <Anthony Suthers> Well, that is wrong. What is NECESSARY is permitted.
[17:11] <Sailor Templar> Oh, be on your watch for them. They tried to detrail us for centuries, trying to bring revolutions to the people
[17:11] <Anthony Suthers> Tell me, how is what you do Necessary?
[17:11] * Matsumi Kaze listens
[17:11] <Sailor Templar> huh?
[17:11] * Sailor Templar looks confused.
[17:11] <Anthony Suthers> What are your aims? Why to they incite rebellions?
[17:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ....now what was it that Rapheal once told me...
[17:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ..hm..
[17:11] <Anthony Suthers> It matters not, of course. The only excuse for Rebellion is success.
[17:12] <Rapheal > ♦ Grab the wine! the party is starting!!!!
[17:12] <Sailor Templar> uh....
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah...
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> now I remember
[17:12] <Sailor Templar> Just get that girlie for us.
[17:12] <Anthony Suthers> Why should I?
[17:13] <Anthony Suthers> What do you endorse?
[17:13] <Sailor Templar> call me...and once you have her...those half a million dollars should be in your bank account
[17:13] <Anthony Suthers> Your efforts are admirable.
[17:13] <Anthony Suthers> I will do it for nothing.
[17:13] <Anthony Suthers> There WILL be order.
[17:13] <Sailor Templar> wha....?
[17:14] * Sailor Templar is confused. "
[17:14] <Anthony Suthers> Is something wrong?
[17:14] <Sailor Templar> Seriously? Everyone wanted that girl cause she was worth a high bounty
[17:15] <Sailor Templar> No one ever caught that girl for free
[17:15] <Anthony Suthers> If this organization thinks "All things are permissable," then I oppose them as well.
[17:16] <Anthony Suthers> If you DO intend to give a monetary reward, I shall instead ask that you dontate it to companies I inform you of who shall be vital for the continued existence of humanity.
[17:16] <Sailor Templar> heh./ I like you. I think you would be great if you joined Abstergo
[17:17] <Anthony Suthers> Maybe I will.
[17:17] * Sailor Templar fans herself.
[17:18] <Anthony Suthers> After all, if your plans are of high enough caliber, I won't have much of a choice, will I?
[17:18] <Sailor Templar> Then you'll see why we must have order in our lives and how our current goverment must stand, if we are to survive 2012
[17:18] * Sailor Templar is ready to mark Anthony with a red cross
[17:19] <Anthony Suthers> While I consider choice to be a luxury in pleasant times... I must point something out?
[17:19] <Sailor Templar> what?
[17:20] <Anthony Suthers> There are other crises that must be prepared for.
[17:20] <Sailor Templar> oh?
[17:20] <Anthony Suthers> There is one coming in about 50 years that will test the limits of all humanity. They will not survive it in their current condition.
[17:21] <Anthony Suthers> For THAT crisis to be survived, most governments must be... amended.
[17:21] <Sailor Templar> i see
[17:21] <Anthony Suthers> But, if you can provide me with incontrovertible evidence that a crisis is coming as soon as the next year... then I agree. EVERY government must endure until then.
[17:21] <Anthony Suthers> Do you have such evidence?
[17:22] <Sailor Templar> now it won't be our secret
[17:23] <Anthony Suthers> That's a problem then. If you are an imposter who does not have the connections or authority you claim, and are instead an agent of Chaos, then you will not be leaving this room alive.
[17:24] <Sailor Templar> what?
[17:24] <Anthony Suthers> I did not say you needed to be carrying it ON you. Can you gain access to it or not?
[17:24] <Anthony Suthers> Do not misunderstand my intentions.
[17:25] <Sailor Templar> get the Eagle girl....
[17:25] <Anthony Suthers> There is something that makes me doubt I should retrieve her for you.l
[17:25] <Sailor Templar> kill every assassin...the girl will spew answers for you
[17:26] <Anthony Suthers> I'll kill them if I see them.
[17:26] <Anthony Suthers> The question is not that.
[17:26] <Anthony Suthers> Why DO you wish to retire with a shoe factory?
[17:26] <Anthony Suthers> It sounded for a moment like the furthering of order was not reward enough for you.
[17:26] <Sailor Templar> that's my dream...but it's not abstergo's dream
[17:27] <Anthony Suthers> I find that sentiment disturbing, to be honest.
[17:28] <Anthony Suthers> I consider Law paramount, it should be imposed upon this world because it is essential for this world's survival.
[17:28] <Sailor Templar> The Eagle girl might give you answers...
[17:28] <Sailor Templar> then kill her.
[17:28] <Anthony Suthers> Why should I ask her? You are right in front of me.
[17:28] *** Sailor Templar [vidiclover@abstergoindustries.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (*uses a smokebomb*)
[17:28] <Anthony Suthers> ......
[17:29] <Matsumi Kaze> oh I hate those things
[17:29] * Anthony Suthers sits at the table, thinking.
[17:29] <Anthony Suthers> Hmmmm....
[17:29] <Anthony Suthers> Perhaps she is not all she appears after all.
[17:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ya think?
[17:31] <Anthony Suthers> No. I mean her specifically. There is something in her motivation that is deeply flawed.
[17:32] <Anthony Suthers> Perhaps I could make a deal with her. Yes. That would likely be best.
[17:32] <Anthony Suthers> I think that compromise is the best solution in this situation.
[17:34] * Black_Paladin sighs.
[17:34] * Black_Paladin 's card is in the room.
[17:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hey there
[17:35] * Anthony Suthers does not move.
[17:35] * Black_Paladin emerges for the card.
[17:35] * Anthony Suthers looks at Black_Paladin.
[17:35] *** Black_Paladin is is a green skinned spellcastor with long silver hair and golden glistening eyes. He is the monster spirit of YingGirl. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: .
[17:35] <Black_Paladin> It's been a while since my master yused me.
[17:36] <Black_Paladin> But the 2012 threat...is the Templars way of trying to rule their world
[17:37] <Anthony Suthers> Look, we can talk about this in a moment.
[17:37] <Anthony Suthers> Why don't you be proper? Come in and make yourself comfortable. We try to be civil here whenever we have the luxury.
[17:37] * Anthony Suthers pulls up a chair for the guest.
[17:37] * Black_Paladin sits.
[17:38] <Anthony Suthers> Now, why don't you tell me all about this threat.
[17:38] * Anthony Suthers smells nice.
[17:39] <Anthony Suthers> You can tell me all about it.
[17:40] <Black_Paladin> the 2012 was prohisped by Mayens. But the Templars want to have mankind untied as one....but under their will
[17:40] * Matsumi Kaze sits next to her grandmother
[17:41] <Anthony Suthers> And what is wrong with a united mankind?
[17:41] <Anthony Suthers> Do you believe in magic, sir?
[17:42] <Black_Paladin> I think you don't get it. Suire, mankind need to be untied...but they want everyone under their control
[17:42] <Black_Paladin> They're doing it by using Space Rays
[17:43] <Black_Paladin> powered by a piece of Eden.
[17:43] <Anthony Suthers> So what?
[17:43] <Anthony Suthers> I could care less how they do it. It needs to happen.
[17:43] <Anthony Suthers> Look around. LOOK at this utterly complacent world.
[17:44] <Anthony Suthers> If they could seize and maintain control for... just 16 years it would be long enough to educate the youth to extent that war would never again need to happen.
[17:44] <Black_Paladin> so?
[17:44] <Bixia Yuanjin> You are trying to drub up support from the wrong guy. :O
[17:44] <Anthony Suthers> Ignore her. Tell me more.
[17:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> Tell him what happens after they seize control.
[17:45] <Matsumi Kaze> he just doesn't listen, does he, bixia
[17:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> Oh he listens to everything he wants to hear.
[17:46] <Black_Paladin> You seriously want these Templars to rule the nations with an Iron Fist.
[17:46] <Anthony Suthers> I'm not sure yet.
[17:46] <Anthony Suthers> I'm relieved to hear this. I thought I'd have to do all the work
[17:46] <Black_Paladin> Be glad you're still breating cause of the Assassins.
[17:46] <Anthony Suthers> Perhaps I should ask if they want to finance the project I am working on now....
[17:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> You're going to have to tell him what kind of dominion they'd establish, cardie.
[17:47] <Anthony Suthers> Heh, let me tell you something.
[17:47] <Anthony Suthers> I am NOT afraid of any assassins.
[17:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> Anthony here wants a One World One Mind government, smooth and elegant and without strife.
[17:47] <Anthony Suthers> It needs to happen. There is not another way.
[17:48] <Bixia Yuanjin> Ow-oh believes that if it happens, then people can go on and do things like clean the planet up, systematically enlighten all souls, and all that good stuff.
[17:48] <Black_Paladin> you're insane
[17:48] <Anthony Suthers> I wish the Goddess would understand this and make it so without anyone having to suffer, but she has yet to realize her true potential. The fact that she sits so idle fills me with an utter dread that haunts me.
[17:49] <Bixia Yuanjin> You know these Templar things, tell Anthony what kind of government they'd establish. Would it be peaceful? Would people enjoy the bliss of interpersonal harmony?
[17:49] <Black_Paladin> you spoke to them? The ones hidden in the vaults
[17:49] <Bixia Yuanjin> Or would it be a boot crushing a human face, forever?
[17:49] <Anthony Suthers> Yes. That's right. I'm insane. Insane enough to want to avoid the billions who will die bloody and miserable as humanity riots, wails, and starves.
[17:49] <Anthony Suthers> Have you seen it?
[17:50] <Anthony Suthers> Have you not seen it coming?
[17:50] <Anthony Suthers> They multiply like rats, and despoil all things.
[17:50] <Anthony Suthers> They CAN change, they just need to learn.
[17:51] <Black_Paladin> You can't be serious. Change comes with a price
[17:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> He's cool with that price.
[17:51] <Anthony Suthers> Yes, which is why change should happen seldom if ever.
[17:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> Whatever it is.
[17:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> Because it's sooooo important!
[17:51] <Matsumi Kaze> if change never happens...
[17:51] <Matsumi Kaze> then all you have is a decaying society
[17:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's like--
[17:52] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's like...
[17:52] <Matsumi Kaze> which will slowly erode over time....
[17:52] <Anthony Suthers> You are all mistaken.
[17:52] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's like teaching a toddler not to s[BLEEP]t themselves.
[17:52] <Matsumi Kaze> and one which would be easily destroyed by a much stronger dynamic society
[17:52] <Anthony Suthers> Erosion only happens to things that are weak.
[17:52] <Anthony Suthers> Ah, but what are the limits of that dynamic society?
[17:52] <Anthony Suthers> Before it falls into decadence and gorges itself and the world to death?
[17:53] * Black_Paladin gets up.
[17:53] <Matsumi Kaze> change happens
[17:53] <Anthony Suthers> Where do you think you are going?
[17:53] <Matsumi Kaze> you can't stop change
[17:53] <Anthony Suthers> I have successfully stopped change over 90 times.
[17:54] * Anthony Suthers looks at Black_Paladin.
[17:54] *** Black_Paladin is is a green skinned spellcastor with long silver hair and golden glistening eyes. He is the monster spirit of YingGirl. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: .
[17:54] <Matsumi Kaze> I mean the bigger picture, tony
[17:55] <Matsumi Kaze> you can stop small changes...but sooner or later...it will happen
[17:55] <Black_Paladin> to seek out your wrongs.
[17:55] *** Black_Paladin [mage_dragoon@duelacademia.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2
[17:55] <Matsumi Kaze> it is inevitable
[17:55] <Anthony Suthers> Mkay... I'll need to remember his signature.
[17:55] * Anthony Suthers stands up.
[17:56] <Matsumi Kaze> you either change or you die
[17:56] <Matsumi Kaze> society that is
[17:56] <Anthony Suthers> No. You have ORDER, or you die.
[17:57] <Anthony Suthers> You are free to serve Death, but I shall proudly serve Order.
[17:57] * Anthony Suthers walks away to find the phone line of Abstergo Industries.
[17:57] *** Anthony Suthers [Anthony@WhateverIsNecessary.gov] has quit IRC (There WILL be order.)
[17:58] <Bixia Yuanjin> Sometimes I wonder what kind of marvel he came from to think this place so filthy.
[17:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ..wow
[17:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ...what an a[BLEEP]le
[17:58] <Matsumi Kaze> it must be supremenly boring
[17:58] <Matsumi Kaze> whereever he came from
[17:59] <Bixia Yuanjin> You can have a pretty vital system if it can be completely self-contained.
[18:00] <Bixia Yuanjin> The trick is, ho, it has to be completely self-contained...
[18:04] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[18:04] <Bixia Yuanjin> And this cosmos has a way of violating itself.
[18:04] <Bixia Yuanjin> Like galactic autofellatio.
[18:05] <Bixia Yuanjin> I tried to think of a different phrase, but I couldn't think of one that wasn't appropriately "wut" enough.
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> oooh
[18:07] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm pretty sure he'll decide they aren't worthy of the position of being at the top. Or maybe he'll decide to mount a hostile takeover!
[18:09] <Bixia Yuanjin> He has a pretty weird idea of what rei.bot is capable of, too.
[18:11] <Bixia Yuanjin> Robots robots robots.
[18:11] <Bixia Yuanjin> Tricky things.
[18:12] <Matsumi Kaze> I suppose so
[18:12] *** @Wolf [Impossible_Soldier@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:12] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[18:12] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Wolf
[18:12] <@Wolf> Hey kids.
[18:13] * Bixia Yuanjin waveswaves
[18:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> Wolf how do you persuade a robot to stop doing something?
[18:14] <@Wolf> Hmm.
[18:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hi wolf
[18:14] <@Wolf> Reason with it, if the programing allows.
[18:14] <@Wolf> If not?
[18:15] <Bixia Yuanjin> If not~?
[18:16] * @Wolf hands Bixa a EMP grenade and a soldering iron
[18:16] <@Wolf> There is always the hard way.
[18:17] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yay!
[18:18] * Bixia Yuanjin tucks those on her person
[18:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> Because I never know.
[18:19] <Bixia Yuanjin> Maybe if I stuff it down his throat he will get super-pissed.
[18:20] <@Wolf> If he's sheilded it should force a reboot.
[18:20] * YingGirl joins
[18:20] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:20] <@spiritflame> irasshai YingGirl
[18:20] * YingGirl is wearing a burnt blonde wig
[18:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ying!
[18:21] <Bixia Yuanjin> pfooooooom
[18:21] <Bixia Yuanjin> You're on fire! :O
[18:21] <YingGirl> never trying sky diving with my phoenix
[18:21] <YingGirl> i need a new wig
[18:22] <@Wolf> ¯\(º_o)/¯
[18:22] *** @Wolf [Impossible_Soldier@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Vengence is mine sayeth the lord.)
[18:22] <YingGirl> damnit wolf
[18:24] * YingGirl has bloody scars on her back...from the part Hitori clawed her with
[18:25] * Camera looks at YingGirl.
[18:25] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[18:26] * YingGirl has burnt ends on her blond wig, needs to get a new one
[18:30] <YingGirl> anyone got a med kit?
[18:31] <YingGirl> cause my birdie clawed me
[18:31] * YingGirl eyes are backl to brown
[18:31] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't I'm afraid
[18:32] <YingGirl> maybe get some towels to stop the bleeding.
[18:32] * YingGirl is feeling whoozy
[18:34] <YingGirl> i hate being anemic
[18:34] * YingGirl holds her head
[18:34] *** Erica Fontaine has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:34] <@spiritflame> irasshai Erica Fontaine
[18:34] <Erica Fontaine> I can help!
[18:34] * Erica Fontaine walks over to Ying
[18:34] * Erica Fontaine reaches out..and touches her..a BLINDING white light coming from her
[18:35] <Erica Fontaine> there..that should help ^_^
[18:35] * YingGirl blinks....
[18:35] <YingGirl> thanks
[18:36] <YingGirl> it';s just i get a littkle weak with blood
[18:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> We should hook you up with an IV!
[18:38] <YingGirl> (( goddamnit itunes, you say you got the el shaddai ascention of the metraton OST but when I buy it off you, you say it's unvaible ))
[18:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> Like an IV full of nanomachines that will fix you.
[18:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> And a calorie source for them to feed on.
[18:39] <YingGirl> no....this quick heal;ing will do
[18:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> For now, but what if you get hurt again? :(
[18:42] <YingGirl> i can always get a potion
[18:42] <YingGirl> and yeah...hitori didn't mean to...but i had to make an escape somehow
[18:43] <Bixia Yuanjin> You didn't have one now, though! D:
[18:44] <Bixia Yuanjin> Steady stores of healing are super-useful when you're fighting an evil empire!
[18:44] <YingGirl> yeah...i just need to find my allies
[18:44] <Erica Fontaine> did I do something wrong >.>
[18:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> You should find your allies and hook up into an adventuring party.
[18:46] <YingGirl> no...I'm hoping to find other assassins. Ones who were trained by Ezio
[18:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> And then fight the evil empire!
[18:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> And bring their evil plans crashing down!
[18:46] <Bixia Yuanjin> cracklecrackle boom, that's the sound of their evil plans crashing down. :D
[18:47] <YingGirl> you could say that.
[18:48] * Bixia Yuanjin makes more bomb explodey noises, caught up in the sound of evil plans being destroyed peyoom pyeoom crash tinkle shatter
[18:48] * YingGirl smiles a bit, recalling the words of Ezio
[18:49] <YingGirl> i miss him, but the truth is...
[18:49] <YingGirl> I wanted to be him'
[18:51] <YingGirl> i still wish I could had said goodbye
[18:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> :(
[18:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yeah, that's... I know how you feel about that sort of thing.
[18:55] <YingGirl> Still wish I could be part of their order.
[18:56] <Bixia Yuanjin> An exile?
[18:59] <YingGirl> you could say.
[18:59] <YingGirl> Templars are out there. I wish I can help them.
[18:59] <YingGirl> stoping templars...
[19:02] <YingGirl> seems like i have a new emeny
[19:02] * YingGirl tries tro fix her wig
[19:03] <Bixia Yuanjin> Yay enemies!
[19:03] <@spiritflame> ♦ [17:48] <Anthony Suthers> I wish the Goddess would understand this and make it so without anyone having to suffer, but she has yet to realize her true potential. The fact that she sits so idle fills me with an utter dread that haunts me.
[19:03] <@spiritflame> good
[19:04] <@spiritflame> for if i ever stir from my idleness; i would crush his entire order in one fell swoop
[19:04] * Matsumi Kaze waves
[19:04] <@spiritflame> the revered goddess / liberator of freedom / oppressor of none
[19:04] * @spiritflame bows
[19:05] <YingGirl> dang
[19:07] <Bixia Yuanjin> Blah blah something something et ceteraaaaaah
[19:07] <Eitak_Razal> I wish I could wash my hands of him entirely
[19:08] <Matsumi Kaze> then why did you help him?
[19:09] <Arx Sylvanran> Ironically, for all his talk of "order", if he should accomplish his goal, he will be one of the must hunted criminals in the sector.
[19:09] * Arx Sylvanran sits on a sofa, crossing her legs, looking pleased for some reason.
[19:09] <Eitak_Razal> I had given him my word.
[19:09] <YingGirl> if he gets help from astergo...
[19:10] <YingGirl> i just hope he doesn't
[19:10] <Eitak_Razal> Or rather my brother gave him his word, and then passed it onto me without asking...
[19:11] <Eitak_Razal> I've already tried sending him off to places where he can't do harm. It can only work for so long
[19:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> I'm sure something will be blown up in time. :D
[19:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> So did you let the guy go after the plan went through? .-.
[19:14] <YingGirl> yeah.
[19:15] <YingGirl> (( whoever was playing anthony, he would fit perfect with abstergo, since their main goal is to create a new world order....at any cost ))
[19:16] *** @Doctor X [xadium@weinberg-xadium-law.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:16] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor X
[19:16] <@spiritflame> irasshai @Doctor X
[19:16] * @Doctor X sees Arx and browtwitches.
[19:16] * YingGirl continues fixing her burnt wig
[19:16] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Can't you go somewhere else and gloat.
[19:16] * Arx Sylvanran blinks
[19:16] <Arx Sylvanran> Gloat? Justice was done. Your client was guilty.
[19:17] <@Dоcтоʀ X> We didn't know that at first ><
[19:17] <YingGirl> hey.
[19:17] <Arx Sylvanran> And you found out later, thanks to my rigorous cross-examination. The Truth won. Isn't that what we're here for?
[19:17] *** Thrash has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:17] <@spiritflame> irasshai Thrash
[19:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> 'Allo, Ying, Bixia.
[19:18] <Thrash> hello X...
[19:18] * @Doctor X nods to Arx. "It's still a bitter pill."
[19:18] <YingGirl> except, I still have half a million dollars on my head
[19:18] <Arx Sylvanran> No one here believes those lies.
[19:18] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Hi Thrashy miLad.
[19:18] <Matsumi Kaze> so what happened?
[19:19] <Thrash> I see you've met the new valyard
[19:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Our client was a scrawny Slitheen.
[19:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> His rival had been killed and it looked like a frame job.
[19:19] <@Dоcтоʀ X> The evidence was just TOO good against him.
[19:20] <YingGirl> i think chrischan renamed mary lee walsh as that
[19:20] <@Dоcтоʀ X> But it turns out he just had his Assassin buff up the evidence to take the heat off him.
[19:21] <YingGirl> they're not all bad....
[19:21] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Assassins are just doing jobs.
[19:21] <YingGirl> but i see your point
[19:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Good / Bad is in the eye of the beholder.
[19:22] <@Dоcтоʀ X> In this case we cared more about who the Client was.
[19:23] <YingGirl> ah
[19:26] *** Arx Sylvanran [arx_s@justitia.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Until the next case.)
[19:28] * @Doctor X drinks a big glass of romulan juice.
[19:28] <Thrash> where did you get that...
[19:30] <Sarah Christensson> this...ipod..is amazing
[19:31] * YingGirl sighs
[19:34] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Romulan juice is legal to import. It will be a few years before they figure out how to make it it into ale
[19:35] <Thrash> I prefer the cardassian stuff myself...
[19:35] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Can't deal with bug-blood.
[19:35] <Raihosha> How many Romulans had to be squezzed for that glass, X?
[19:36] <@Dоcтоʀ X> LOL
[19:36] <Raihosha> And I take it Terran Yeast doesn't like the taste of it?
[19:37] <@Dоcтоʀ X> I don't think so.
[19:37] * Matsumi Kaze is looking over her grandmother's shoulder and watching her use the ipod
[19:38] <Raihosha> That does make it harder to ferment.
[19:39] * YingGirl takes her leave
[19:39] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (need a new wig)
[19:42] * @Doctor X collapses on the sofa, almost too tired ot keep his eyes open
[19:43] <Raihosha> So the finished product is illegal to import?
[19:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Romulan Ale proper hasn't been invented yet
[19:43] <@Dоcтоʀ X> This is a precursor
[19:43] * Matsumi Kaze pokes X with a fish
[19:44] <Raihosha> D'oh. That's right, I keep forgetting the time travel aspect.
[19:45] <Raihosha> So the Romulans won't figure it out till they start dealing with humans.
[19:48] <@Dоcтоʀ X> no, they come up with it after a mishap with a Gorn Bartrender trying to juggle bottles, IIRC
[19:51] <Raihosha> Huh... sounds like some interesting chemistry.
[19:52] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:52] <Matsumi Kaze> hm? gorn?
[19:52] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah the gorn..like on the show
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Show?
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Oh yes, Roddenberry...
[19:54] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Gary Seven sold him that story for seed money.
[19:55] <Matsumi Kaze> so all that stuff...is real?
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> Yes.
[19:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ♡ especially the parts about Kirk ♫ ♡
[19:56] <@Dоcтоʀ X> TMI
[19:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ...............
[19:57] <Matsumi Kaze> hey Sakura
[19:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ..can you do me a favor?
[19:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> huh?
[19:58] <Raihosha> It's a Sakura!
[19:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I'd like to travel somewhere....
[19:59] * Matsumi Kaze walks over and whispers into Sakura's ear
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The mutant Ninja turtle?
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> no
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> the painter
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> we were.....friends
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ohh.
[19:59] <Matsumi Kaze> after I got time kidnapped
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Okays.
[20:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Just lemme know when.
[20:00] <Matsumi Kaze> thanks
[20:00] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[20:00] * Matsumi Kaze sits back down
[20:05] <Raihosha> Sakura, will you have had a chance to see the baby mongoosetigers yet?
[20:06] <Sarah Christensson> ..you can.....do so much with this thing @_@ it's amazing
[20:07] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yes, from a certain point of view <_<
[20:08] <Raihosha> Err... Baby Ana, Yuna, Aina and Arjuna?
[20:08] <Matsumi Kaze> heh grandma espcally likes Arjuna
[20:08] <Sarah Christensson> stop it, matsumi..you're embrassing me >_<
[20:09] <Raihosha> She is a fun one.
[20:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've seen them later on <_<
[20:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Cant' say more.
[20:10] <Raihosha> Well, hopefully they were properly polite to you Sakura. ^_^
[20:11] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Zey vill be Das Awesomieren.
[20:13] <Raihosha> I can't wait to have to learn NeoGerman.
[20:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It's a fairly easy pidgin.
[20:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Since it's more English than German.
[20:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> There's some Japanese in it too.
[20:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Das Sprachen ist molto mallierein
[20:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ..and Italian
[20:16] <Raihosha> Du sind die bestest sprachenieren?
[20:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ja, ist ein bestieiren
[20:18] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[20:19] * @Doctor X crawls home, wants to sleep
[20:19] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:19] <@spiritflame> irasshai YingGirl
[20:20] <YingGirl> /ime is wearing a aqua colored wig
[20:20] <Raihosha> So any big plans Sakura?
[20:20] * YingGirl is wearing an aqua colored wig
[20:20] * YingGirl has some banages on her back
[20:22] <Raihosha> I like the new hair color Ying.
[20:23] <YingGirl> it's till my hair grows back...plus i'm still wanted
[20:24] <Raihosha> Who is issuing all these posters, Ying? My government contacts don't know anything about them...
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> I've been trying to find out myself....
[20:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'm just chilling for nows.
[20:26] <YingGirl> But with half a million on my head, it's no suprise people hadn't outcry yet
[20:27] * YingGirl sighs. Points to the TV which comes out with 24/7 conspiracies on how Ying is almost the anti-christ
[20:27] <Matsumi Kaze> what..you think we're going to turn you in?
[20:27] <Matsumi Kaze> for Money?
[20:27] <Matsumi Kaze> why would you think that?
[20:27] <YingGirl> because I'm the soilder that walks alone
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> what does that have to do with anything?
[20:28] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[20:28] <@SpeedRcrX> We wipe our ass with the amount of money that bounty is
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> I fought for....two years alone
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> because SOMEONE JUST LEFT ME BEHIND
[20:28] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k I should just double the bounty and put it out o...
[20:28] <Matsumi Kaze> HINT..HINT
[20:28] * @SpeedRcrX is away: 1- fleeing matsumi 2-idea
[20:28] <Raihosha> You need to use smaller denominations then, Haruka...
[20:29] <Matsumi Kaze> anyway
[20:29] <YingGirl> oh.
[20:30] * Ginga TV starts putting out ads advertising a $20 million bounty on whoever can provide info on who's posting the defamatory ads against ying
[20:30] * @SpeedRcrX is back
[20:31] <Raihosha> Why do I see a bidding war very soon?
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k that this is just me and Michi's money
[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> If they ramp s[BLEEP]t up we got friends man
[20:31] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Sven must feed.
[20:32] * Erica Nichols pulls out her cellphone, contacting Rotes
[20:33] <Sailor Templar> ♦ not now...i'm getting this great massage
[20:33] <Erica Nichols> ♦ TEMPLAR-CHAN. YOU MUST TURN ON THE TV NOW.
[20:34] * Raihosha looks at Erica Nichols.
[20:34] *** Erica Nichols is your average everyday Erica Nichols

[20:34] <Sailor Templar> ♦ but i don't wanna...
[20:34] * every freaking private eye and money-grubber in Japan is drooling over the bounty now, and reaching out for info
[20:34] <Sailor Templar> ♦ and you're suppose to watch our coverage
[20:35] *** @RiderHeroProject [classyinfodump@riderpedia.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:35] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @RiderHeroProject
[20:35] <@spiritflame> irasshai @RiderHeroProject
[20:35] <Erica Nichols> ♦ It seems like one of our partners double cross us. Putting their own bounty
[20:35] <@RiderHeroProject> What in the hell am i watching?
[20:36] <Erica Nichols> ♦ do something or vidic will have you walking the streets. And he knows you hate being a barmaid.
[20:36] <Matsumi Kaze> no idea
[20:37] <Sailor Templar> ♦ fine...*click*
[20:38] * Erica Nichols sighs, has to talk to the agency. It's her department to deal with the media. Feels like it's the New floride scandel again.
[20:38] * No idea what you're watching, mike... but something's watching you...




[20:39] * Erica Nichols closes her phone and leaves.
[20:39] *** Erica Nichols has left #suburbansenshi2 (We don't Tolerate Failure)
[20:40] * YingGirl sighs..."you don't have to help."
[20:40] <Raihosha> We don't have to. :)
[20:41] <Raihosha> But we are, it seems. :)
[20:41] <Matsumi Kaze> but we want to help
[20:41] * Sailor Templar is at Abstergo, wrapping her hair in a towel and goes on her computer. Typing and looking that Ginga TV double crossed their sponsers.
[20:43] * Sailor Templar sighs. And begin typing furiously.
[20:43] * Ginga TV is big enough that sponsors come to them, not the other way around
[20:43] *** Sailor Templar [vidiclover@abstergoindustries.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (so these pawns want to become ruling pieces. Very well then...)
[20:44] * Ginga TV will happily dump them if they don't want to buy ad time any more
[20:45] <@RiderHeroProject> I love the smell of industrial espionage in the morning?
[20:45] <Raihosha> Hmm.
[20:45] * Raihosha snifs the air.
[20:46] <YingGirl> ....shut up
[20:46] <Raihosha> I wonder if Mr. Sunnyside wants to hire Yumiko as a consultant.
[20:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I can use my ties to the government maybe to fix some of this
[20:46] <Matsumi Kaze> up for that rai?
[20:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sunny's had a _lot_ of EXP in this area himself.
[20:47] <YingGirl> my sister works for the goverment
[20:47] <Raihosha> I'm up for whatever needs to be done.
[20:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Even in the 30's he was jerking the President around like a dog on a chain.
[20:47] <YingGirl> you guys should just stop it.
[20:47] <Inspector Pepper> He was... jerking the president?
[20:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You stop it. Those stupid ads are getting in the way of my TV shows
[20:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The sooner we stop them we can watch Jersey Shore Latveria: Dr. Doom kills the Guidos
[20:48] <YingGirl> since when do you have time for tv?
[20:48] <Raihosha> Ying, if we just distract your opponents enough, you'll have a clear field for your own actions.
[20:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hello! Time Lord! I have lots of time! :D
[20:49] <Matsumi Kaze> wonder if that was the cause of them rescheduling Comedy Laugh Laugh Hour
[20:49] <YingGirl> Don't you remember I tried to murder you?
[20:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (I still have the daggers :D)
[20:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> If I hated EVERYONE who tried to kill me.... that would be a long list.
[20:49] <Raihosha> And it has been a while since I thought about a real shadow war.
[20:51] <Matsumi Kaze> a common enemy to fight!
[20:51] <YingGirl> ...except my shadow seemed like the good gal
[20:51] <Raihosha> Key, Ying, seemed.
[20:52] * YingGirl holds her head.
[20:52] <Inspector Pepper> God, that... shadow thing.
[20:52] <Raihosha> Who knows what hides behind her mask.
[20:52] <Inspector Pepper> Mike said something to his, and it turned into a card.
[20:54] <YingGirl> still...my duty lies ahead, finding a brotherhood.
[20:54] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm waiting on Tasha to say if she's found any
[20:54] * Someone throws a necklace at Ying's feet.
[20:55] <YingGirl> huh?
[20:56] * That person looks at Ying, at the necklance...then runs with his fellow hooded gang, runing into the entire group of paperazzi
[20:57] * Raihosha looks at the necklace.
[20:57] <Raihosha> Papar... Oh hell no.
[20:57] * YingGirl picks up the necklace. It's a jade piece...but it has the old Assassin's symbol
[20:58] * Raihosha throws a sleep spell at the Paparazzi.
[20:58] <YingGirl> funny..when you call me ying...it means eagle and victory...
[20:59] <Raihosha> Damned if I let those creeps into my livingroom.
[20:59] * The hooded gang are gone