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[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> you drink?
[22:44] <starcat-p> it's my birthday too and yura and furu forgot me. ._.
[22:44] * @Darkness Kusanagi pats the spot beside her.
[22:44] <starcat-p> They're still off having Valentine's Day fun or something I guess. ._.
[22:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Sit, I'll keep you company.
[22:44] * starcat-p slinks forward and sits, taking another eggsushi thingy
[22:44] * @Darkness Kusanagi offers up a cup of sake.
[22:45] <starcat-p> Thanks but I don't really want to get drunk.
[22:45] <starcat-p> Or tipsy.
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Those two lesbians are strange.
[22:45] * @Darkness Kusanagi nods, downs the cup.
[22:45] <starcat-p> Very.
[22:45] <starcat-p> nymphomaniac airheads, both of them.
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why do you hang with them?
[22:46] <starcat-p> Because they're the friends I've got, and sometimes they're not too bad.
[22:46] <starcat-p> Why do you care?
[22:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Cat. Curious. Etc.
[22:47] <starcat-p> It was either come here, stay by myself, or go see the emo otheryou thing person whatever. So I came here.
[22:47] <starcat-p> Didn't realize I was going to be interrogated on my choice of friends.
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> emo otheryou-- oh the mechanic-- oh god is that what I've been smelling.
[22:48] * @Darkness Kusanagi downs some more sake.
[22:48] <starcat-p> I don't know. Probably?
[22:48] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Alternates are weird. Then again you probably think the same thing.
[22:49] * starcat-p rolls her eyes
[22:49] <starcat-p> married a furu. How...irresponsible of her.
[22:50] <starcat-p> Friends, okay, but really...marriage?
[22:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hey one of my alternates is a sex slave, you ain't doing to bad.
[22:50] <starcat-p> o_O
[22:50] <starcat-p> uhh.
[22:50] <starcat-p> wow.
[22:51] <starcat-p> Well, one of me is a pantsless catgirl.
[22:51] <starcat-p> It's...not quite that bad, but still odd.
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I have never heard of that one.
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Then again neechan did always get mistaken for a catgirl because of her name.
[22:52] <starcat-p> I met myself as a man once. (He was gay. Very flamboyantly so.)
[22:52] <starcat-p> heh.
[22:52] <starcat-p> It's funny how even though we're different people we picked the same name.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So have I, mine's a ninja.
[22:52] <starcat-p> or, the same person, you know what i mean.
[22:52] <starcat-p> Ninja, huh? That's cool.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> He's... strange.
[22:52] <starcat-p> I don't know what I'd be like as a ninja. Clumsy.
[22:52] <starcat-p> How so?
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I think he has a thing for his starcat or somethin'.
[22:53] <@Yaijinden> =o
[22:53] <starcat-p> o_O
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Which just feels awkward to me.
[22:53] <starcat-p> Wow. Uh.
[22:53] <starcat-p> ...
[22:53] * starcat-p just kinda goes into the kitchen for a soda and doesn't come back out
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's a Yaijinden! Sake? Sushi?
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[22:53] <starcat-p> Yeah that's more than a little awkward
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> god dammit I don't swing that way!@
[22:54] * @Darkness Kusanagi facepalms.
[22:54] <starcat-p> I don't care it's still weird!
[22:54] <starcat-p> WEIRD!
[22:54] <starcat-p> In another world you're a man who likes me whaaaat
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> You're telling me! The starcat here is like my little sister!
[22:54] <starcat-p> Only not me! It's...someone I don't know who's just nearly identical to me!
[22:56] <starcat-p> I don't even really know you much at all, I just know who you are!
[22:56] <starcat-p> Aghh that's weeeeird.
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Eh I'm sure you have a me on your world. You have a Yura.
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And, apparently, a Mew.
[22:57] <starcat-p> Oh, I do, I just don't think I've ever really met her.
[22:57] <starcat-p> Yura's mentioned her a few times I'm pretty sure. Something.
[22:57] <starcat-p> I don't remember.
[22:57] <starcat-p> Did meet more of you on my way here though.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> probably some remote emo chick or something 9_9
[22:58] <starcat-p> (and the Mew on my world is really really scary.)
[22:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I mean after seeing (and being) a lesbian bodyguard---
[22:58] <starcat-p> o_O
[22:58] <starcat-p> wait what
[22:58] * @Darkness Kusanagi coughs. Loudly.
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Long story, other universe, involves the Goddess of Love.
[22:59] * starcat-p steps out of the kitchen
[22:59] <starcat-p> That sounds like it has a s-- aw. :/
[22:59] <starcat-p> Not gonna say the story then?
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Evil!guys twisted universe into an alternate universe.
[22:59] <starcat-p> I may be anti-lesbian but stories are always fun.
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I was the bodyguard to the Queen of Crystal Tokyo and the plaything of Venus.
[23:00] <@Yaijinden> Mmmm hmm.
[23:00] * @Yaijinden sips from a sake cup absently
[23:01] <starcat-p> o_O riight.
[23:01] <starcat-p> if I hadn't been to weird worlds I wouldn't believe you.
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> For some reason before I snapped out of it I saw nothing wrong with it.
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> That... makes it creepier to me.
[23:01] <@Yaijinden> Truth is one of those delicious subjective things.
[23:03] * starcat-p shrugs
[23:04] <starcat-p> Personally I wouldn't be interested in marrying this Furu but the starcat here wanted to and did.
[23:04] <starcat-p> I'm happier as a spinster. I'm just going to grow old and lonely.
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Nah, that's what friends are for.
[23:05] <@Yaijinden> Old, maybe. Lonely? That's what cats are for.
[23:06] <starcat-p> hahaha don't let Yura hear you. >_<
[23:06] * Furu Red hugs Jalissa
[23:06] <starcat-p> what
[23:06] <starcat-p> Get off me Furu D:<
[23:06] <Furu Red> Dont become an old cat lady! D:
[23:06] * starcat-p shoves her away
[23:06] <starcat-p> I will become an old cat lady if I want to -- and NOT, if your lezzyfriend is around, catgirls.
[23:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> There's nothing wrong with us cat types.
[23:08] <@Yaijinden> Mumble mumble eh yes.
[23:09] <starcat-p> No, there isn't, but she keeps trying to convert me and so she takes advantage of every time I say anything positive about cats :/
[23:09] <Furu Red> Not ALWAYS
[23:10] <starcat-p> No, she isn't always around for it.
[23:10] <Furu Red> Exactly!
[23:11] <starcat-p> That's a horrible excuse! D:
[23:12] <starcat-p> Why the hell are you here without her, anyways?
[23:13] <Furu Red> We're not ALWAYS together you know.
[23:14] <starcat-p> It's Valentine's Day Hangover.
[23:14] <starcat-p> By all rights you shouldn't be separated from her yet.
[23:14] <starcat-p> (take that as you will...)
[23:14] <Furu Red> Oh you know how I'll take it~
[23:15] <starcat-p> Yes, but I had to say it or you would have.
[23:16] <Furu Red> :3
[23:16] <starcat-p> :[
[23:18] <Furu Red> Turn that frown upside down!
[23:18] <starcat-p> Now look yo've scared off the other two.
[23:18] * starcat-p finishes off her soda and just looks at Furu
[23:18] * The news reports of an attack on Futarasan Shrine in Nikko, Tochigi. There are reports of two injured, though no fatalities. No other information has been released.
[23:18] <starcat-p> No. And if you touch me you're going to get an arrow where it hurts.
[23:19] <starcat-p> what the hell, news report. That's so random.
[23:19] <starcat-p> Was the TV even on?
[23:20] * starcat-p eyes it suspiciously
[23:20] <starcat-p> what kind of "attack" anyways, that's so generic.
[23:20] * starcat-p turns off the TV and finds a glass to pour herself some orange juice
[23:21] <@Yaijinden> That's the second shrine lately.
[23:21] <Furu Red> Hmmm.
[23:23] <starcat-p> It's not very useful news.
[23:23] <starcat-p> It doesn't even say what actually happened.
[23:23] <@Yaijinden> They couldn't. Won't.
[23:24] <starcat-p> why not?
[23:26] <starcat-p> It's very unhelpful from a heroic point of view.
[23:26] <@Yaijinden> News of the alternatural is... handled strangely, here.
[23:26] <@Yaijinden> You've heard Kay say the words, "A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky animals"?
[23:29] <starcat-p> Uhhh. no.
[23:29] <starcat-p> (who?)
[23:30] <@Yaijinden> Agent of the Men In Black. American organization that handles local interstellar tourism.
[23:30] <starcat-p> Ahh.
[23:30] <Xadium OOC> Division Six is the name.
[23:30] * Xadium OOC is now known as The Actuary
[23:31] * The Actuary kicks that.
[23:31] <The Actuary> Tch.
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> That's what you get for walking the fourth wall, Nori.
[23:31] <starcat-p> so then they're covering it up in order to make people not go "AAAHHH [BLEEP] HAPPENED"?
[23:31] * The Actuary dusts off her suit.
[23:31] <The Actuary> Indeed, mother.
[23:32] * The Actuary leaps up onto one the rafters she had installed.
[23:32] * The Actuary sits and lets her legs dangle.
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Hey, sushi?
[23:32] * @Darkness Kusanagi holds up the tray.
[23:33] <The Actuary> Please :3
[23:33] * The Actuary uncoils a kind of grabby-whip and takes some fromt he tray
[23:35] * The Actuary lets the whip-thign curl up aagain and pockets it.
[23:35] <starcat-p> huh.
[23:35] <starcat-p> Nifty.
[23:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I could have hopped up there.
[23:35] <The Actuary> It's actually just a child's toy <_<
[23:35] <@Yaijinden> Could've!
[23:35] <The Actuary> It can stick on walls and such.
[23:35] * @Yaijinden plucks another roll and nibbles thoughtfully
[23:36] <@Yaijinden> But yes: they make things vague as to not excite people. Excitement is dangerous, especially when you place it in a culture as repressed as it is locally.
[23:37] <The Actuary> It can also be because they don't genuinely know what's happening.
[23:37] <starcat-p> mm.
[23:37] <starcat-p> All right, I guess.
[23:38] <@Yaijinden> So it goes.
[23:38] <@Yaijinden> Honestly worth inquiring into, really.
[23:38] * @Yaijinden tucks a bloodied shiv from behind his ear and into his pants pocket
[23:38] <@Yaijinden> So MANY questions worth inquiring about.
[23:39] * The Actuary looks at the shiv and her eyes wwiden.
[23:39] * starcat-p glances over at the sushi tray surreptitiously
[23:39] * The Actuary then regains her compusre and eats another sushi roll.
[23:39] <starcat-p> so many questions that are better off not being answered, as well.
[23:40] <@Yaijinden> And the distinguishing point between the two~
[23:40] <starcat-p> what distinguishing point :|
[23:41] <@Yaijinden> When does the truth help, and when does it hurt?
[23:42] <starcat-p> you never know unless you're psychic.
[23:42] <starcat-p> in which case you're screwed half the time because you have truth you don't want.
[23:42] <@Yaijinden> Yes. :D
[23:43] <@Yaijinden> But then again-- sometimes, for a Seeker, it doesn't matter which of the two it ends up being.
[23:43] <starcat-p> Seeker?
[23:45] * @Yaijinden starts to answer, then closes his mouth, considering
[23:45] * @Yaijinden decides on his approach and gestures broadly
[23:45] <@Yaijinden> Are you familiar with the philosophical tenet, "all is illusion"?
[23:46] <starcat-p> No.
[23:46] <starcat-p> Should I be?
[23:47] * @Yaijinden shrugs
[23:48] <@Yaijinden> Depending on your schooling, maybe, maybe not.
[23:49] <@Yaijinden> It's a Buddhist precept-- one that states that every judgement we make on the state of the world, every value we see in it or decide it possesses in ourselves or others-- all of that Isn't Real.
[23:51] <@Yaijinden> Truth, then, is not valued for whether or not knowing it helps us or hurts us. Properly, truth is not even valued for being truthy.
[23:52] <@Yaijinden> Truth, fact, all of it retains only the value that we choose to see in it. Any time we choose to see value, we are imposing a subjective, unnecessary tag upon it that may or may not actually relate to the real world.
[23:54] <@Yaijinden> Thus: whether or not truth hurts us, whether or not we want or do not want to learn something, has nothing to do with the truth itself.
[23:54] <@Yaijinden> It's all a matter of how we relate to it.
[23:55] <Furu Red> PHILOSOPHY IS HARD.
[23:55] <starcat-p> Shut up, Barbie.
[23:56] <Furu Red> :x
[23:57] <@Yaijinden> :V
[23:58] <@Yaijinden> But yes. I'm interested in knowing how the world works; thus, I go after knowlege with full assent that the gaining and the having may well cause me pain.
[23:58] <starcat-p> I guess it works.
[23:58] <@Yaijinden> Has thus far!
[23:59] <@Yaijinden> So, I suppose that's really the third thing on my platter.
[23:59] <@Yaijinden> Or the first? If we decide to get metatextual about it...
[00:03] <@Yaijinden> Ah well.
[00:04] * @Yaijinden snags another roll, nibbles
[00:04] * The Actuary continues to listen
[00:05] <@Yaijinden> So many delicious THEORIES.
[00:05] <@Yaijinden> Not only do we have the Perfection debacle as a whole, we have an entire universe sitting in our kitchen that shouldn't be there at all.
[00:07] <The Actuary> I will admit I haven't been keeping up on the happenings as much as I ought. UNIT UK is keeping me busy.
[00:07] <starcat-p> It's pretty.
[00:07] * starcat-p shrugs.
[00:07] <starcat-p> might be ruining a few thousand lives but hey, it's pretty.
[00:07] <@Yaijinden> It's... I don't know where to begin. It's NEAT.
[00:08] <starcat-p> heh.
[00:08] * starcat-p hands Yai geekyglasses
[00:08] <starcat-p> nerd out.
[00:09] * @Yaijinden pops geekyglasses on his head
[00:09] * The Actuary lies on the rafter looking down at everyone, one arm draped down lazily.
[00:10] <@Yaijinden> It's like watching a number line invert upon itself. Going from zero to infinity and then become quantifiably opposite itself and then to zero again.
[00:11] <@Yaijinden> It's like adding two and two and getting crackerjacks.
[00:12] <@Yaijinden> I'm familiar with Bleed mathematics-- I don't do as much traveling as others might because I am so VERY hungry for myself and finding other Yaijindens would not be a good thing.
[00:12] * The Actuary nods a few times, semi-following.
[00:12] <The Actuary> Oh... is that what this is.
[00:13] * The Actuary knew that stacart smelled "wrong".
[00:13] <@Yaijinden> Something like? I think?
[00:13] <The Actuary> ^starcat
[00:13] * The Actuary narrows her eyes
[00:13] <The Actuary> Hmm.
[00:13] <The Actuary> Ehh, I shouldn't intervene.
[00:14] <The Actuary> Delving in without the facts can be worse than doing nothing at all.
[00:14] <@Yaijinden> If a dimension is outside of the Bleed, then there's no connection between to branch through. If a dimension is IN the Bleed, then it should have registered-- OMNI-Heimdall should have had some data on it. Instead, he got a null set when he tried to pull up its number.
[00:14] <The Actuary> Besides, given the fact that you are all still here, I assume that someone is "on this" already.
[00:15] <The Actuary> Hmm.
[00:15] <The Actuary> Didn't the rei-bot originate from a pinched off dimension?
[00:15] <@Yaijinden> What's going on is that it's currently encased in... something. I'm not quite sure what. But that Something is severely stifling interdimensional travel.
[00:15] <The Actuary> stifling...
[00:15] <The Actuary> Then why does this house smell of so many realms?
[00:16] * @Yaijinden points to starcat-p
[00:16] <@Yaijinden> She's been here for a few... weeks, now? Months?
[00:16] <starcat-p> wait what
[00:16] <@Yaijinden> And Shaldra two-twenty-- the mechanic girl-- she's stuck here because Heimdall couldn't get her back.
[00:16] * The Actuary tilts her head to the side in a way that would be cute if she were not being serious.
[00:16] <The Actuary> Mmm.
[00:16] <The Actuary> For my own sanity I try not to contemplate her too much.
[00:17] <The Actuary> I have heard fo her before now.
[00:17] <@Yaijinden> And that starcat came here because she wanted to be with her friends who were fleeing from a furious firegoddess Mew some(when-where) else.
[00:17] <starcat-p> hey hey that's not it.
[00:17] <The Actuary> So there's... more of them...
[00:17] <starcat-p> It's hardly solidarity so much as "I was being accused of double murder because of their idiocy" and I had nowhere else to go.
[00:17] <@Yaijinden> Okay, point granted.
[00:17] * The Actuary rolls her fingers on the rafter, processing this.
[00:18] <starcat-p> I have nothing to do with whatever random crap has landed a dimensionglobe in your kitchen.
[00:18] <@Yaijinden> Hell-- did you know that the Furu of our dimension is actually leading the organization that wants to smooth out the wrinkles in our reality?
[00:18] * starcat-p crosses her arms and looks irritated moreso than usual
[00:18] <The Actuary> :/
[00:19] * @Yaijinden pantomimes an iron
[00:19] <starcat-p> what the one I'm married to o_O
[00:19] <The Actuary> Smoothign out the wrinkles in reality is like smoothing out the wrinkles ina brain.
[00:19] <starcat-p> am I that stupid O_o
[00:19] <The Actuary> It's a bad idea.
[00:19] <@Yaijinden> Actually the one prime-you is married to is from someplace else entirely. Six-sixteen?...
[00:19] <The Actuary> That furu is not the Furu belonging to this dimension
[00:19] <The Actuary> ...as Yaijinden said.
[00:20] <The Actuary> Probably 616.
[00:20] <The Actuary> He always smelled "off".
[00:20] <The Actuary> But, I generally paid them all little heed, they were more or less interchangable as far as I was concerned."
[00:20] <@Yaijinden> Oh, but there's the thing: they aren't quite. :3
[00:21] <starcat-p> No, they're not.
[00:21] <The Actuary> True.
[00:21] <@Yaijinden> Six-sixteen was, in theory, a sleeper agent sent here by Prime to gather information on our dimension and betray us at a convenient time.
[00:21] <The Actuary> But from my perspective, since I never had to deal with them, they were.
[00:21] <starcat-p> also, why the hell does one have to be "prime"
[00:21] * starcat-p grumbles
[00:21] <The Actuary> Green hair, red eyes, libido.
[00:21] <@Yaijinden> Because we're apparently Reality Prime.
[00:21] <starcat-p> s'like it makes the rest of us not people.
[00:21] <The Actuary> Well from this perspective.
[00:22] <The Actuary> When making a map someone has to set a prime meridian.
[00:22] <starcat-p> I'm a person too. It's my birthday too. :/
[00:22] <The Actuary> We set it here.
[00:22] <starcat-p> naturally.
[00:22] <@Yaijinden> I'm not sure it was 'us', though.
[00:22] <@Yaijinden> See, there are other things that you may not know.
[00:22] <The Actuary> Hmm.
[00:23] <The Actuary> Most likely.
[00:23] <The Actuary> I don't claim any kind of knowledge other than basic dimensional theory.
[00:23] <@Yaijinden> Furu Prime has come across, or invented, a weapon that he's called the Retcannon. When fired at a place, it rewrites the fundamental universal laws and constants to whatever the people responsible for firing it want to.
[00:23] <The Actuary> ............
[00:24] <@Yaijinden> Prime's been using this weapon to eliminate the possibility of not just science and power more advanced than the ones Earth enjoys...
[00:24] <The Actuary> I don't know what's worse, the concept or the pun.
[00:24] <@Yaijinden> inorite
[00:24] <The Actuary> ... That is monumentally stupid.
[00:24] * starcat-p cracks a smile
[00:24] * starcat-p eyes the last of the sushi
[00:24] <@Yaijinden> But, in the same vein as Serenity II, he's also excising the 'bad' parts of people. Greed. Anger. Arrogance. Everything is made smooth and regular and peaceful.
[00:24] <The Actuary> All it will do is cause the Greater Powers to crush this corner of the multiverse.
[00:25] <The Actuary> Cut it out like a cancer.
[00:25] <@Yaijinden> If they can.
[00:25] <The Actuary> He can only retcon what he can find.
[00:25] <The Actuary> One can only find what one knows to look for.
[00:26] <The Actuary> How does one retcon Galactus?
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> If that's relevant.
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> By changing the universal laws that allow him to exist at all.
[00:26] <The Actuary> But he's not fron this universe.
[00:26] <@Yaijinden> Multiversal, then.
[00:26] <The Actuary> he predates everything that was here.
[00:27] <The Actuary> (( I'm not sure if Galactus predates the multiverse. I know he survived the death of his universe and entered this one at the time of the Big Bang ))
[00:27] <@Yaijinden> I'm... fairly sure Prime is aware of this, which concerns me a great deal.
[00:27] * The Actuary shrugs
[00:27] <The Actuary> Yes.
[00:27] <The Actuary> Because if he feels confident he can dispose of all those powers..
[00:28] <The Actuary> He is either very foolish... or very capable of doing so.
[00:28] * The Actuary pops a headache medicine.
[00:28] <@Yaijinden> Even the Outer Gods abide laws. What's to say even the fundamental forces of the cosmos cannot be sidestepped?
[00:28] <Furu Red> (( Galactus is not from another universe in the multiversal sense ))
[00:29] <@Yaijinden> Or, what's more frightening-- what if they agree that his course of action is right? Or simply dont' care?
[00:29] <Furu Red> (( But in the "Big Bang was a dying universe being reborn" sense. ))
[00:29] * The Actuary does not know, cannot speak for them.
[00:29] <The Actuary> (( hmm, it doesn't matter, noriko is just idly speculating anyway ))
[00:29] <Furu Red> (( There are in fact a lot of Galactuses...Galactii? And they don't all play by the same rules. ))
[00:29] <@Yaijinden> There's no point in appealing to higher powers if they cannot, or will not hold court.
[00:29] <@Yaijinden> We do have a few saving graces on our side, though.
[00:30] <The Actuary> I wouldn't want to appeal to them at all.
[00:30] <Furu Red> (( Marvel Zombies Galactus for instance was solid enough for the zombies to devour, there was a Exiles universe where they basically had to pump up the Hulk with another gamma bomb and make them fist fight etc. ))
[00:30] <The Actuary> I fully expect, as I said, they would just sanitize everything.
[00:30] <Furu Red> (( I know I'm just nerdin' out cause otherwise I'm gonna inadvertantly drop Crisis spoilers ))
[00:30] <The Actuary> (( Strangely i could see hulk beating galactus ))
[00:30] <The Actuary> (( unless G. vaporized ot smushed him at the very start ))
[00:30] <Furu Red> (( Wouldn't work in 616 since Galactus really isn't a physical being ))
[00:31] <The Actuary> (( What. ))
[00:31] <The Actuary> (( When did this happen XD ))
[00:31] <Furu Red> (( Like the Watcher and the Beyonder. You can't punch those guys either. ))
[00:31] <Furu Red> (( It's been like that for a while. ))
[00:31] <The Actuary> (( oooh ))
[00:31] <@Yaijinden> As much as Prime might want to change our universe, he can't. This little iteration of Creation has a fundamentally potent matrix-- the Retcannon can't affect us, without some way to access some form of keycode.
[00:32] <The Actuary> ... our dimension has a PIN code :/
[00:32] <The Actuary> I hope someone used a strong password
[00:32] <@Yaijinden> Yep!
[00:32] <starcat-p> 1234.
[00:32] <starcat-p> admin
[00:32] <starcat-p> default
[00:32] <starcat-p> or my favorite, swordfish!
[00:32] <The Actuary> Now you've done it, starcat.
[00:32] <The Actuary> You've killed us all.
[00:32] <starcat-p> not my world~ :3
[00:32] <The Actuary> Congratulations.
[00:32] * The Actuary chuckles
[00:32] <@Yaijinden> Bright side: it might as well be quantum encrypted. There's no way to access it without the Key-- who we believe is a person whom is under regular watch.
[00:33] <The Actuary> Ric Moranis.
[00:33] <@Yaijinden> If worse comes to worse, we rescue-- or cack-- the Key, rendering that person useless to them.
[00:33] <The Actuary> The Keymaster... nvm
[00:34] <Jyuunen Furu II> Don't leave out the fact that you guys LOST ME in the Kitchen Dimension.
[00:34] * Jyuunen Furu II folds his arms, taps foot angrily.
[00:34] <@Yaijinden> I-- what. OH HEY.
[00:34] * Yaijinden looks at Jyuunen Furu II.
[00:34] *** Jyuunen Furu II is Furu II...a decade from now, taller with longer hair and handsome if a bit smug-looking. He's wearing a long black coat, a black shortsleeved shirt, black jeans and a very odd belt.
His image Song is: "One Night Carnival" by Kishidan.
[00:34] <@Yaijinden> You're bigger again!
[00:34] <The Actuary> Kitchen Dimension... is that like Kitchen Stadium ? ? ?
[00:35] <The Actuary> Ugh, the late hour has made me like sister.
[00:35] <starcat-p> O_o
[00:35] <starcat-p> "bigger again"?
[00:35] <starcat-p> Wait.
[00:35] <starcat-p> HOW ARE YOU HERE
[00:35] <starcat-p> whaaat.
[00:35] <Jyuunen Furu II> Oh don't get me wrong, regular me is still stuck in there. I've been...ah...visitng Reiko.
[00:35] <starcat-p> man I have an emo mechanic for you to talk to D:<
[00:35] <Jyuunen Furu II> For a few weeks.
[00:35] <@Yaijinden> nudge nudge wink wink
[00:35] * The Actuary is no longer able to take any of this seriously due to punch drunkenness
[00:35] * Jyuunen Furu II clears his throat
[00:36] <Jyuunen Furu II> Here's the thing. I don't remember this, so it didn't happen.
[00:36] * The Actuary slowly melts into the molecular shadows ina very creepy melting effect
[00:36] * Jyuunen Furu II shrugs his shoulders.
[00:36] <starcat-p> oh great.
[00:36] <starcat-p> Do you're not ACTUALLY the kid in the marble?
[00:36] * The Actuary is away: wheee~
[00:36] <Jyuunen Furu II> I didn't say that.
[00:36] * Jyuunen Furu II sighs
[00:36] <starcat-p> *So
[00:36] <Jyuunen Furu II> Okay this is going to take some explaining.
[00:36] <Jyuunen Furu II> What's the best way to put it...
[00:37] <Jyuunen Furu II> Okay, for people like me - Singularity Points - time and memories are one in the same. "If you don't remember it it must not have been important" in a very literal and true way
[00:38] <Jyuunen Furu II> So it's entirely possible this event happened to me, but I don't remember it and thus I don't show the effects of it.
[00:38] <@Yaijinden> Oooh.
[00:38] * @Yaijinden gets a notebook open, starts scribbling
[00:38] * @Yaijinden also starts drafting ideas for the new pamphlet
[00:39] <Jyuunen Furu II> I would say this would be a diverging point, BUT...I am effectively from this time line despite how much time I spend over in Momo and Reiko and Ryoutaro's home Earth.
[00:39] <@Yaijinden> Mmm yes.
[00:39] <Jyuunen Furu II> Therefore it's not a diverging point so much as a point I don't remember. Therefore since I don't remember it happening it didn't happen to me. And if that changed...
[00:39] <Jyuunen Furu II> Then...well I would change.
[00:41] <starcat-p> So it's happened so you're not gonna exist?
[00:41] <@Yaijinden> Alternately, if we ensure Furu II doesn't remember, then he continues to exist.
[00:42] <@Yaijinden> If I'm getting that right.
[00:42] <Jyuunen Furu II> "Exist"...I dunno. It depends on what happens to him.
[00:43] <@Yaijinden> (d'awwwww)
[00:43] <Jyuunen Furu II> Er, me.
[00:43] <@Yaijinden> Haa.
[00:45] <@Yaijinden> We'll see, then. ♫ Kitchen Furu managed to get into it; we'll find a way to replicate it. We may just use some form of harmonics resonance to open the way again.
[00:46] <@Yaijinden> Holding you down and tying you up if necessary to do so. :3
[00:46] <Jyuunen Furu II> I just want you to make me a promise.
[00:47] <@Yaijinden> Mmm?
[00:48] <Jyuunen Furu II> If what happens in there is important...if remembering it will change me for the better, if it helps me understand my life and my role in the world better...don't let me forget.
[00:49] <Jyuunen Furu II> If it's a change for the better, then let it happen.
[00:49] * @Yaijinden flashes a thumbs up
[00:49] <Jyuunen Furu II> Otherwise...I don't have a whole lot of time anyway.
[00:51] <@Yaijinden> Can do.
[00:51] <@Yaijinden> This something else we should be concerned for?
[00:52] <Jyuunen Furu II> Nah. It's a problem for me and the people closest to me...and I rather not tell them either.
[00:52] <starcat-p> that's stupid.
[00:52] <starcat-p> if you have worries, you should tell people.
[00:52] <starcat-p> Just in case.
[00:53] <Jyuunen Furu II> This belt kills me a little every time I use it. How's that for worries?
[00:53] <@Yaijinden> Hot damn!
[00:53] <@Yaijinden> You should find another way.
[00:53] <starcat-p> I don't know. I don't understand it.
[00:54] <Jyuunen Furu II> I don't have one. It's the price for the power to protect people and I can't trade that away.
[00:56] <@Yaijinden> Welp, fair enough.
[00:56] * starcat-p sighs
[00:56] * starcat-p pats Furu's head and gives him a soda
[00:56] <starcat-p> bubbly sugar might help. enjoy.
[00:56] <@Yaijinden> So long as you go how you want to, s'generally fine by me.
[00:57] * starcat-p is away: I need to go, this has been a pretty crappy birthday.
[00:57] <Jyuunen Furu II> Yeah. I'm just...worried about Reiko.
[00:57] <Jyuunen Furu II> ...But if I could be remade then..maybe that would change the situation.
[00:58] <@Yaijinden> Mmmmmm.
[00:58] <@Yaijinden> That's one way to go about it, yes.
[00:59] <Jyuunen Furu II> ...Make sure he keeps Sasuru and Oswald.
[00:59] * @Yaijinden throws thumbs up again
[01:01] <@Yaijinden> We'll do what we can.
[01:01] <Jyuunen Furu II> Thanks.
[01:01] <Jyuunen Furu II> I really do wish I could help more.
[01:01] * Jyuunen Furu II coughs a bit.
[01:02] <@Yaijinden> You do as you can.
[01:02] <@Yaijinden> I'm pretty sure you'd be more fervent if you thought you could be so.
[01:04] <@Yaijinden> But! Things happen as they do, and we participate as we think best.
[01:04] * Jyuunen Furu II looks into his hand.
[01:04] <Jyuunen Furu II> ...
[01:04] * Jyuunen Furu II is away: I might try to come along anyway.
[01:05] <@Yaijinden> We'll see, won't we? :D
[01:10] <Placeholder Girl> Perhaps you will, perhaps you won't.
[01:10] * Placeholder Girl dusts off the windowsill and takes a seat
[01:11] <Placeholder Girl> It's been a while since we saw him, hasn't it.
[01:11] <@Yaijinden> Yesssssss. He's been fighting how he wants to fight.
[01:12] <@Yaijinden> Proving himself in an avenue he wishes to demonstrate strength in.
[01:14] <Placeholder Girl> mmhmm.
[01:18] <@Yaijinden> Love that. It's SO GOOD.
[01:20] <Placeholder Girl> It's something all right.
[01:21] <@Yaijinden> Something something something something yessssssssssssss yes.
[01:22] <Placeholder Girl> so I hear you've got a universe in the kichen.
[01:23] <@Yaijinden> Little tiny thing that's much bigger on the inside. ♡
[01:24] <Placeholder Girl> have you been inside?
[01:25] <@Yaijinden> Haven't yet. Eager to see what's there, because it was Kept There for a purpose.
[01:26] <Placeholder Girl> Perhaps it is not bigger on the inside, really.
[01:27] <Placeholder Girl> But I wish you luck in your endeavors.
[01:27] <Placeholder Girl> If you need me, I'll be there.
[01:27] <@Yaijinden> I think that it is. Or at least I'm hoping that it is, or we're going to find a very cramped kiddo living in there probably dead from asphyxiation. :D
[01:27] * @Yaijinden makes a note of that ♫
[01:29] <Placeholder Girl> little furu?
[01:30] <@Yaijinden> Mmm hmms.
[01:31] <Placeholder Girl> hope not. He's a nice kid.
[01:35] * Placeholder Girl is now known as writerstarcat
[01:36] <writerstarcat> sorry fourth wall you're gonna break.
[01:36] <writerstarcat> yai, what do you do when you have no motivation but still need to get things done?
[02:03] <writerstarcat> !yai same question
[02:03] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[16:27] <Yaijinden> YAY! I've been shot, stabbed, burned, electrocuted, cut to pieces, mauled by bears, and exploded in nuclear fire, but implosion is a new one!
[02:03] <writerstarcat> :|
[02:03] * writerstarcat is away: nonsense is the answer, sleep is the solution.
[02:28] <@Yaijinden> SLEEP IS THE ANSWER!
[02:29] <@Yaijinden> Alternately: do it anyway. Right now.
[09:57] <writerstarcat> did...did you say "alternately:"?
[09:57] * writerstarcat tilts head, stares
[10:00] <writerstarcat> !yai mysterious transfers.
[10:00] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[02:59] <Yaijinden> Pssh. Feelings were made to be massaged into brokenness. Massaged with iron clamps by hateful Germans.
[10:00] <writerstarcat> !yai weirdly yes that is appropriate but not relevant to the question :|
[10:00] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[23:32] <Yaijinden> First lesson about parents: nobody really knows what they're doing when it comes to actually being a mom and dad.
[10:00] <writerstarcat> !yai book of yai don't fail me now :/
[10:00] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[16:52] <Yaijinden> Do I torment Ying with words, or do I merely point and laugh?
[10:01] * writerstarcat sighs
[10:01] * writerstarcat is away: something something "figure it out on your own" seems to be the message bugger off book of yai >:[
[10:10] <writerstarcat> !yai and yet i return
[10:10] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[13:18] <Yaijinden> Burn the box! Burn it with FIRE! Or, alternately, plant a tracking device and a homing beacon or something like that. Or carry a large handgun.
[10:10] <writerstarcat> !yai yet again in my caffienated add
[10:10] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[11:44] <Yaijinden> It has just dawned on me that I am, in theory, capable of spamming this piece of the Internet until someone comes back to either stab me in the eye or give me something to not spam about. Hee.
[10:10] <writerstarcat> well there's a bit of relevancy o_O
[10:10] <writerstarcat> something that, oddly, should not have come up unless i filled the box
[10:10] <writerstarcat> fascinating~
[10:10] <writerstarcat> !yai and one for the road
[10:10] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[11:53] <Yaijinden> The smell of MAN-flesh!
[10:11] * writerstarcat is away: mmmmmmm. manflesh.
[10:36] <@Wolf> (( Star, i've something you'll find cute ))
[10:36] <@Wolf> My sister made a Catbook for her cat Boo Boo
[12:09] <@Yaijinden> So if we gave Furu's name to a demon and let that demon manifest in the physical world, would it look something like this?
[14:27] *** Haak [flameknight40k@infernus.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:27] <+Luna-P> y0 Haak
[14:28] <Haak> That all depends. Can it blush and clone itself indefinitely? Otherwise the name is meaningless.
[14:38] * Haak is away 
[14:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> For Wolf, whenever he sees it!
[14:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> F[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]kers f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]k.
[14:46] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: F[BLEEP]K
[15:09] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Remoon is 89% done! · ·
[16:01] <GERMATOID> CAN IT BLUSH AND CLONE ITSELF INDEFINITELY
[16:01] <GERMATOID> ....
[16:01] * GERMATOID is away: SO FURU-KUN IS THE KUDZU OF THE MULTIVERSE?
[16:28] <@Mango-chan> (( star, did you hear about greg ayres? ))
[16:29] <@Mango-chan> (( he had a mild heartattack recently but he's ok now ))
[16:37] <writerstarcat> (( Yeah, I did :< ))
[16:37] <writerstarcat> (( It's kinda unsurprising, though, he's not really got a healthy lifestyle <_<; ))
[17:45] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I can't believe I'm going to ask this.
[17:45] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I don't... WANT to ask this.
[17:45] <[gTV]Red_Crow> But the powers that Be are making me.
[17:45] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Does anyone know the Japanese episode # where...
[17:45] * [gTV]Red_Crow fights the urge to pit out her coffee
[17:46] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Chibiusa's henshin can be seen in all its pedo-titillating glory?
[17:46] <[gTV]Red_Crow> If so, post it here ><
[17:46] * [gTV]Red_Crow is away: god I feel foul.
[17:47] <Haak> And lo, it would be quoted and be blackmail material for years to come.
[17:49] <Raihosha> (( Was it an episode or one of the movies? ))
[17:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> (( I know it was in the S movie but I don't have access to that, I'm pretty sure it was in an episode as well ))
[17:51] <Raihosha> (( Ah. I have the 'mercan release of S, did they edit it? ))
[17:51] <[gTV]Red_Crow> (( Dunno never saw the american release ))
[17:51] <writerstarcat> (( ahh if you can torrent I know where to torrent the movie ))
[17:51] <writerstarcat> (( unfortunately my DVDs are not with me right now ))
[17:52] <writerstarcat> (( American release of S is unedited on DVDs. ))
[17:52] <Raihosha> (( Hmmm. Damn you for tempting me to actually check this out... ))
[17:52] <writerstarcat> (( Edited on VHS. ))
[17:52] <[gTV]Red_Crow> yes starcat i'll happily torrent it
[17:52] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ooc ^
[17:52] <Raihosha> (( The only anime I have on VHS is the original Gunbuster and Utena. ))
[17:53] <writerstarcat> here you are then
[17:53] <writerstarcat> In exchange I want to know where "a fine kettle of fish" came from D:
[17:53] * writerstarcat is away: there's one website that basically says "huh. We don't know!"
[17:54] <Raihosha> (( any relation to "a fine fettle" ? ))
[17:54] * [gTV]Red_Crow hits the site it wants registration
[17:54] <Haak> Good news! A link that is not related to paedophilia, and also, another part of Ghosted!
[17:55] <writerstarcat> (( I don't know, you tell me ))
[17:55] <writerstarcat> eh I'd grab it for you but :/
[17:55] <Raihosha> (( I would think it also is analagous to being "in hot oil"... Damn, I must research on my day off. ))
[17:55] <[gTV]Red_Crow> S'fine
[17:56] * Haak helpfully points out yet another starcat clone sitting idle in the member list.
[17:56] <[gTV]Red_Crow> There's lots of duplicates around here lately.
[17:56] * writerstarcat helpfully shanks Haak all friendly-like
[17:57] <writerstarcat> i'm busy I don't have time to clear names >:[
[17:57] <Haak> Times are tough.
[17:58] <writerstarcat> Sigh.
[17:58] <Haak> In other news I've discovered that hammering out small "episodes" of a story like I've been doing is a decent way to avoid writer's block.
[18:01] <Haak> It means some parts are better than others, but crucially, it gets the job done.
[18:02] <Oronde> hi
[18:02] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Hey Oronde.
[18:02] <Haak> It is an Oronde hello.
[18:02] <Oronde> what's new or oging on red crow?
[18:03] * Haak looks at [gTV]Red_Crow.
[18:03] *** [gTV]Red_Crow is no one

[18:03] <Haak> Nothing is oging on her, that I can see anyway.
[18:03] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Leave off the [gTV]
[18:04] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Hopefully nothing is ogling me.
[18:04] <Haak> I could, but I'm lazy and not going to!
[18:04] * Oronde looks at red_crow.
[18:04] *** red_crow is no one

[18:04] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That's odd.
[18:05] * Red_Crow looks at Red_Crow.
[18:05] *** Red_Crow is no one

[18:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> OH.
[18:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's still under Karasuma_Akane.
[18:05] <writerstarcat> what the hell zappos I am not getting married why are you trying to s-- ohhh v-day.
[18:05] * [gTV]Red_Crow will fix that later.
[18:05] * writerstarcat facepalms
[18:08] * writerstarcat is away: icing + fish = ? ? ?
[18:14] <writerstarcat> ...o_O
[18:14] <writerstarcat> Apparently "the icing on the cake" IS a good thing
[18:14] <writerstarcat> I always thought it was the opposite. o_o
[18:14] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Uhhh.
[18:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow>
[18:15] <writerstarcat> AAaaghhh this means my paper is now going off in a useless direction.
[18:15] <writerstarcat> I don't even know how I got the idea taht you used "this is the icing on the cake" in bad situations :/
[18:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yuo were probably thinking "icing = fattening = bad"
[18:15] * writerstarcat is away: PEBKAC
[18:16] * [gTV]Red_Crow is away: making dinner.
[18:29] *** Haak [flameknight40k@infernus.net] has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:34] <@Yaijinden> ♫
[18:41] <writerstarcat> cake break :9
[18:41] <writerstarcat> Oh hey it's Shinji's birthday!
[18:46] <@Yaijinden> o hai
[18:46] <writerstarcat> o hai
[18:47] <writerstarcat> yai whens ur bdai
[18:50] <Raihosha> (( This is a fine kettle of fish indeed... ))
[18:51] <Raihosha> (( At best I have reasonable theories, but nothing like evidence. ))
[18:53] <Raihosha> (( Still, the reasonable explanation seems to be from "kiddle" which refers to a seine put in a river to catch fish. ))
[18:54] <Raihosha> (( as poachers would do this illicitly, to be caught with a kiddle of fish would certainly be an uncomfortable situation... ))
[18:55] <Raihosha> (( Sorry starcat, that's the best I can do without a trip to the library. ))
[18:56] <writerstarcat> (( Heh, it's all right. ))
[18:56] <writerstarcat> (( I just went with another one (a kettle of fish stewed too long is an icky mess, in short) and noted that it was possibly untrue, though plausible ))
[18:57] <Raihosha> (( it is a very old phrase. One place references this phrase back to 1742... ))
[19:00] * @Yaijinden has an october 32nd birthday
[19:01] <Raihosha> (( Does Yai celebrate when the clocks strike 13? ))
[19:01] <writerstarcat> >:[
[19:01] <writerstarcat> Fine then you're getting a cake.
[19:01] <writerstarcat> Right now.
[19:01] * writerstarcat stomps into the kitchen and gets bakin'
[19:02] <@Yaijinden> (( Delicious hilarious inside jokes dating more than half my life ago! ))
[19:03] <@Shinji Ikari> oh gawd
[19:03] *** @Wolf [Aces_High@405th.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:03] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolf
[19:03] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolf
[19:03] <@Shinji Ikari> Today I like Bruce Wayne at the beginning of The Dark Knight Returns, back when Frank Miller could actually entertain me. I'm old, rather fat, and I need a a s[BLEEP]tload of terrible news reports, a lightning storm, and a bat to get me back in the batsuit and ready to cripple criminals again.
[19:03] <@Yaijinden> =3
[19:03] <writerstarcat> Hi Shinji. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[19:03] <@Shinji Ikari> I also need to not repeat an 'a' in the above.
[19:03] <@Wolf> Ahh TDNR.
[19:03] <writerstarcat> aaaaaaa
[19:04] <@Shinji Ikari> HI Kiddo. AND THANKS!
[19:04] <writerstarcat> also yai nocakeforyou it's now shinji'scake
[19:04] <writerstarcat> with applesauce.
[19:04] <@Wolf> Oh, Happy birthday Shinj.
[19:04] <@Yaijinden> odm
[19:04] <writerstarcat> Because lol oldpeoplegettingolder.
[19:04] <@Shinji Ikari> Thanks Wolf.
[19:04] <writerstarcat> spacesareforlosers.
[19:04] <@Shinji Ikari> coolkidsdon'tneedspaces
[19:04] <writerstarcat> exactlyshinjiknowswhatimean
[19:06] * @Wolf nams a Gobstopper or five
[19:07] <@Michael D> ITS A BIRTHDAY SHINJI
[19:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Even though I feel a bit old, I am ever so grateful to be alive and experiencing the world. SO, how's everyone else doing today? Anyone got dressed up in a Robin suit yet so I can feed them rats, use creepy comments to describe said person that could be taken out of context, and use them as a color distraction use them as a sidekick?
[19:08] <@Shinji Ikari> IT'S A MIKEY BIRTHDAY GREETING!
[19:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> IKARI SHINJI, AGE 12!
[19:08] <@Shinji Ikari> Oh man I got some LMAO news on that front.
[19:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wait you look older.
[19:08] <@Shinji Ikari> It seems that All-Star Batman is on hiatus.
[19:08] <writerstarcat> wait "color distraction"?
[19:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Grah didn't go back in time far enough XD
[19:09] <@Shinji Ikari> I meant colorful distraction.
[19:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Why
[19:09] * PureFlower holds a little envelope in it's mouth, addressed to shinji, while in Mike's arms
[19:09] <@Shinji Ikari> But I got caught up in retyping certain things.
[19:09] <writerstarcat> oh.
[19:09] <writerstarcat> Okay.
[19:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Happy birthdays Shinjmeister!
[19:09] * @Shinji Ikari takes said envelope and opens it!
[19:09] <@Yaijinden> HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SON OF A WHORE
[19:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Thanks, Sakimeister!
[19:10] <@Shinji Ikari> As for why (ALSO THANKS, YAI YOU LITTLE BA[BLEEP]RDS!): I think it's a combination of Jim Lee being increasingly busy working on various projects.
[19:10] * Inside is a the actual prop "Bat Credit Card" from Batman and Robin, with a gift card for a "s[BLEEP]tload of cash"
[19:10] <@Shinji Ikari> And maybe some of the bad press it's got lately.
[19:10] <@Shinji Ikari> WOO BAT CREDIT CARD!
[19:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aww but the first issue looked so much fun!
[19:10] * @Wolf offers Gobstoppers?
[19:11] <@Shinji Ikari> One COULD say that there's an interesting inter-office political commentary on the whole thing if certain rumors are true.
[19:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What rumours?
[19:12] <@Michael D> Shinji, and the Newman behind this?
[19:12] <@Michael D> *are the
[19:12] <@Shinji Ikari> (which if there's two things we can use to describe DC and Marvel, it's this: DC has bulls[BLEEP]t office politics and Marvel are usually full of sexist a[BLEEP]les)
[19:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> In the 51st Century Liebfeld is treated as thei era's version of a surrealist.
[19:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ^this
[19:13] <@Wolf> I have fallen off the comic bandwagon as of late, I should get back on.
[19:14] <@Shinji Ikari> The upcoming Batman and Robin title with the award-winning team of Grant Morrison and Frank Frank Quitely. You know, the guys that made All-Star Superman the success that it was. The ONLY successful All-Star title made. Them on a book called 'Batman and Robin' while ALL-STAR Batman and Robin goes on hiatus.
[19:14] <@Wolf> Last thing I think I read was What if? Back in Black
[19:14] <@Shinji Ikari> (DAMMIT DOUBLE WORD AGAIN)
[19:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That's weird.
[19:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So ti's basically [THE REAL ALL-STAR] Batman and Robin
[19:15] <@Shinji Ikari> Like I said, DC tends to have these little things going on in the background.
[19:15] <@Shinji Ikari> Office politics and power games.
[19:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I wonder if this encourages readers to wait for TPBs when runs like this just stop
[19:16] <@Shinji Ikari> Which is infinitely preferable to a bunch of frat boy culture.
[19:16] <@Shinji Ikari> That's a good comment.
[19:16] <@Shinji Ikari> I know fans who simply wait for trades.
[19:16] <@Wolf> [SPOILER] What's this bs I hear abouy Babs coming back as Batgirl and Cass turning evil?
[19:16] <@Shinji Ikari> They don't do the monthly deal.
[19:17] <@Shinji Ikari> To answer your question, Wolf, I've heard nothing about that.
[19:17] <@Shinji Ikari> Of course I haven't been entirely fully on-top of the Batman stuff as well.
[19:17] <Bucket Mouse> (( Hay Shinji, did you happen to see the Watchmen sarcastic valentines that I posted? ))
[19:17] <@Shinji Ikari> Just the stuff focusing on Batman himself.
[19:17] <@Shinji Ikari> Yes I did, Bucket!
[19:17] <@Shinji Ikari> Thanks for that link.
[19:18] <Bucket Mouse> (( one of my LJ friends posts them every year ))
[19:19] <Bucket Mouse> (( I've been reading a bit of the GN. It's DEEP. ))
[19:19] <@Shinji Ikari> It is!
[19:19] <Bucket Mouse> (( I have a confession to make ))
[19:19] <@Shinji Ikari> I also recommend it to anyone to see Moore's heyday. Back when he wasn't bats[BLEEP]t insane.
[19:19] <Bucket Mouse> (( ...I watched Pokemon on Cartoon Network all afternoon. ))
[19:19] <@Shinji Ikari> There's nothing wrong with that.
[19:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Did you enjoy it?
[19:20] <@Michael D> I had work <<;
[19:20] <@Shinji Ikari> (In fact, going back to the Watchmen topic for a moment, mesa gonna mediafire that b[BLEEP]ch right now for anyone that's interested)
[19:21] <@Michael D> I have blessed shinji with this guy before. BEHOLD, LINKARA AND HIS 2009 REVIEW TEASER
[19:21] <@Wolf> So? I torrented Angry Beavers.
[19:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Wait. It'll be another site since this is a BIG FILE.
[19:22] <Bucket Mouse> (( I did. Found out that Riolu's bark, they don't say their name. ))
[19:22] <@Shinji Ikari> Then that's all that matters! If you enjoyed it, that's cool.
[19:22] <Bucket Mouse> (( and Brock sounds like he's got a cold. Thanks so much for changing the voice actors after 10 years, Nintendo. ))
[19:22] <@Wolf> Needs me some more Nicktoons.
[19:22] <@Shinji Ikari> Also I am uploading the Absolute Edition of Watchmen.
[19:23] <Bucket Mouse> (( Brock and James are the only characters whose voices I have issues with. ))
[19:23] <@Shinji Ikari> If it goes right, it'll be 30 minutes until it's completed.
[19:23] <@Michael D> Blame them firing 4kids bucket
[19:23] <writerstarcat> (( Bucket. HKO. ))
[19:23] <Bucket Mouse> (( ORLY. ))
[19:23] <writerstarcat> (( I has a TheDoctor alt. :D ))
[19:23] <@Michael D> they lost the VA's when they canned them and went with their own crew
[19:23] <@Shinji Ikari> New voice cast is still new to me.
[19:24] <@Shinji Ikari> I liked the old voice cast.
[19:24] <@Shinji Ikari> I got used to that Ash. PIKACHU, THUNDERSHOCK
[19:25] <@Shinji Ikari> OBAMA, HOPENOSIS
[19:25] <Bucket Mouse> (( I wonder if Eric Stewart is doing anything else right now. I'm sure if the newest Slayers series comes over he's going to reprise Gourry. ))
[19:26] <Bucket Mouse> (( He played Kaiba too, right? ))
[19:26] <@Wolf> I found a bunch of my Pokemon comics a while back.
[19:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Which ones?
[19:26] <@Wolf> The japanese ones they censored all to hell.
[19:26] <Bucket Mouse> (( Damn it. ))
[19:27] <@Shinji Ikari> Ah those ones.
[19:27] <@Wolf> That's as far as I got into Pokemon.
[19:27] <@Shinji Ikari> I found something interesting about that artist.
[19:27] <Bucket Mouse> (( I actually FOUND the original volumes of that in a Book-Off in Den-Den Town!!! ))
[19:27] <@Shinji Ikari> He ended up doing a Pokemon porn book.
[19:27] <@Wolf> LOL
[19:27] <Bucket Mouse> (( Considering the way I saw Misty dressed in one volume, I wasn't surprised. ))
[19:27] <@Shinji Ikari> From what I recall of it:
[19:27] <@Wolf> Don't shock me none.
[19:27] <Bucket Mouse> (( English version - a wetsuit. ))
[19:28] <@Shinji Ikari> Jesse and James got it on then Jesse went lesbo on Misty
[19:28] <Bucket Mouse> (( Japanese version - If Chocolat Misu from Sorcerer Hunters wore a bikini. ))
[19:28] <@Shinji Ikari> It gave a new meaning to Team Rocket blasting off.
[19:28] <@Wolf> bah-dum tish
[19:28] <@Shinji Ikari> ♡ TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF... AGAIN~ ♡
[19:29] <Bucket Mouse> (( there's a scan of a page in the original version on Bulbapedia that shows Misty at a hotspring admiring how much they're growing. ))
[19:29] <@Michael D> Man, That comic had the weirdest end though from what i remember
[19:29] <Bucket Mouse> (( THAT COMIC GAVE BIRTH TO ROCKETSHIPPING. ))
[19:29] <@Michael D> Jessie and james quit team rocket, got married, and were about to have a kid in the last chapter
[19:29] <@Wolf> Yea, did'nt it end at the Island arc?
[19:29] <@Shinji Ikari> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW WHAT ROCKETSHIPPING MEANS. I CAN'T BELIEVE *I* KNOW.
[19:29] <Bucket Mouse> (( I heard a rumor that it was because the artist was fired for his racy artwork. ))
[19:30] <@Shinji Ikari> I BLAME MY DAMN MIND FOR ITS USELESS INFO
[19:30] <writerstarcat> ...
[19:30] <writerstarcat> "rocketshipping"
[19:30] <@Wolf> (( I doubt that ))
[19:31] <Bucket Mouse> (( If I ever manage to find the original mangas again I'll have to show you how much they censored. ))
[19:31] <@Wolf> (( Oh god. ))
[19:32] <@Wolf> (( In my effort to find Wolf songs for the musical, this is what it's come down to. ))
[19:32] <@Wolf> (( I'm downloading Buzz Ballads. ))
[19:32] <writerstarcat> (( ... ))
[19:33] <writerstarcat> (( why. D: ))
[19:33] <@Shinji Ikari> ?
[19:33] <@Wolf> (( Because I have, like, three songs I can see him seeing and I might need more ))
[19:34] <Sneasly-chan> speaking of musicals
[19:36] <@Wolf> (( I cry at the fact that I may have him singing Eve 6 or Staind, really I do ))
[19:37] <@Shinji Ikari> .........
[19:37] <@Shinji Ikari> I AM A MAN
[19:37] * @Shinji Ikari PUNCHES WOLF
[19:38] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (anyone who doesn't get that should be shot and/or forced to read Superman at Earth's End.)
[19:38] <@Wolf> THE HELL MAN
[19:38] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...and now we have to cremate you, last son of Oa.
[19:39] <@Wolf> THAT WAS MY GOOD EYE
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> XD
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> NOT ANYMORE
[19:39] * @Wolf dons an eyepatch
[19:39] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> We clearly need an "I AM A MAN" macro.
[19:39] <@Shinji Ikari> YES WE DO
[19:40] <@Michael D> YWES
[19:40] <@Michael D> YES
[19:40] <@Michael D> WE NEED THE STILL
[19:40] <@Michael D> TO THE INTERNETS
[19:40] * @Sakura Xadium Aino tries to find the image
[19:40] * @Wolf grabs an oversized gunthing that he has no need for and blasts Shinji and the clone Hitlers into orbit
[19:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino>




[19:41] <@Michael D>




[19:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 9_9
[19:41] <@Michael D> I AM TEH WINNAR
[19:41] <@Shinji Ikari> THAT MEANS I'LL BE ON THE MOON WITH DRACULA AND DOCTOR DOOM (NO JOKE THAT'S AN EPIC PLOT THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN ONE OF THE FEW GOOD MARVEL BOOKS)
[19:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> WOOT
[19:41] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: have your mantalk you fools
[19:41] * @Sakura Xadium Aino gets to work
[19:41] <@Wolf> I AM A WOLF!
[19:42] * writerstarcat is now known as starcat
[19:42] * @Wolf headbutts the wall
[19:42] <@Wolf> Ow.
[19:42] * starcat produces cake shaped like greenlanternsymbolthingy, iced to match
[19:42] * starcat sets it on the table with plates and forks and serving stuff
[19:42] <starcat> Happy birthday :D
[19:42] * starcat is away: now do whatever it is men do
[19:42] <@Wolf> Well I won't do that again.
[19:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But there cannot be man talk without
[19:43] <@Shinji Ikari> Now we must do man things.
[19:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino>
[19:43] * @Shinji Ikari does a man-like thing
[19:43] <@Shinji Ikari> MANDOM
[19:44] <@Wolf> lol
[19:45] <@Wolf> (( and on that note ))
[19:47] <@Wolf> Now you're a man
[19:47] <@Michael D> MAYN MAYN MAYN
[19:47] <@Wolf> (( may be nsfw ))
[19:48] <Bucket Mouse> (( Jean Havoc's mental picture of Catherine Armstrong is NSFANYTHING ))
[19:48] <Bucket Mouse> (( oh wait it's not that video ))
[19:49] <@Michael D> I COUNTER
[19:49] <@Michael D> TEAM FORTRESS 2:I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
[19:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino>
[19:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> w00t
[19:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> : : iamaman is active
[19:50] <@Shinji Ikari> NOW YOU'RE A MAN
[19:50] <@Shinji Ikari> YOU'RE A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn
[19:50] <@Shinji Ikari>
[19:50] <@Shinji Ikari> F[BLEEP]K. YEAH.
[19:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh Mike
[19:50] <@Wolf> D :
[19:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> you don't know what you just unleashed.
[19:51] <@Wolf> Mike...why?
[19:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Really, you do not.
[19:51] <@Wolf> You have broken me.
[19:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> God I need to actually link Linkara's voice to this
[19:51] * starcat giggles
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> =3
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> DO IT
[19:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh man neechan let's do this.
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> OH GAWD
[19:51] <@Shinji Ikari> DO IT
[19:51] <starcat> Shall we? Really?
[19:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aww they feel threatened~
[19:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's Shinji's birthday, I'm sure he'd love to see it.
[19:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> because !
[19:51] <starcat> "Threatened"?
[19:52] <starcat> What?
[19:52] <starcat> Also Sakura wow.
[19:52] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (but I'm not, just extrememly cool
[19:52] <starcat> I'm...I'm so PROUD of you for coming out of the closet.
[19:52] * starcat tears up and HUGS S-kun
[19:52] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Har har.
[19:52] <starcat> g-good for you man ;_;
[19:52] <starcat> so brave
[19:52] * @Darkness Kusanagi covers her mouth to keep from laughing
[19:52] <@Shinji Ikari> Lesbians! Yay!
[19:52] <starcat> hey what lesbians she is a MAN.
[19:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeech, yuri.
[19:53] <starcat> Yuri's not so bad :/
[19:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Nothing wrong with yuri~
[19:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Riigght~
[19:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Just has to be the right coupling, ne~?
[19:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> have fun with your "sister act"
[19:53] <starcat> Don't be a prude, Sakura :P
[19:53] <starcat> you're the one who's all "I AM A MAN"
[19:53] <@Shinji Ikari> D[BLEEP]k girl!
[19:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Someone's got a stick up their ass.
[19:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I AM GROOVING WITH A POST APOCALYPTIC SUPERMAN
[19:54] <starcat> or maybe she doesn't want her stick up someone else's ass?
[19:54] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is the coolest cat is cybserspace what are you talkin' about willis?
[19:54] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But I can't spell :<
[19:54] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> at all :<
[19:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> what "ch'you" talkin' 'bout willis.
[19:55] <starcat> Men don't HAVE to spell!
[19:55] <starcat> They're MANLY!
[19:55] <starcat> And TOUGH.
[19:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> 9_9
[19:55] <@Shinji Ikari> MAN
[19:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> 9_9
[19:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> As we talk to this bunch.
[19:56] <@Michael D>
[19:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Anyway we're celebrating the AWESOME MAN THAT IS SHINI
[19:56] <@Michael D> IT SAYS MORE WITH WITHING ELSE
[19:56] <starcat> yes, Mike, you keep saying that.
[19:56] <starcat> You keeeeep saying that.
[19:56] *** CardShopOnna [kaado_ya_no_oneesan@cardparadice.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:56] <+Luna-P> y0 CardShopOnna
[19:56] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Go shinji! it's your birthday!
[19:56] <CardShopOnna> I hear a birthday is happening!
[19:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Well we were going to amuse Shinji with yuri but I guess not!
[19:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> IT IS! :D
[19:56] <@Shinji Ikari> Lets groove!
[19:56] ★ ★ ★ @Sakura Xadium Aino grooves! ★ ★ ★
[19:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> DJ D IS NEEDED!
[19:57] ★ ★ ★ CardShopOnna ★ ★ ★
[19:57] ★ ★ ★ CardShopOnna does the electric slide ★ ★ ★
[19:57] <starcat> Sorry, neesan, I got distracted by Sakura being a man.
[19:57] <@Shinji Ikari> You would be correct, Onna! It's a celebration of me becoming more like TDKR Bruce!
[19:57] ★ ★ ★ @Shinji Ikari s ★ ★ ★
[19:57] ★ ★ ★ @Sakura Xadium Aino moonwalk! ★ ★ ★
[19:57] <starcat> Shinji!
[19:57] ★ ★ ★ @Shinji Ikari s COMMANDS EVERYONE TO GROOVE ★ ★ ★
[19:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> come on neechan, we'll save 2 Girls 1 Move for another night.
[19:57] <starcat> I have a question for you!
[19:57] <@Shinji Ikari> Ask!
[19:57] <starcat> "1 move" huh
[19:58] <starcat> (that sounds horrid)
[19:58] <@Shinji Ikari> A new 2 girls?
[19:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... movie
[19:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> shuddup.
[19:58] <starcat> Shinji can we watch Bratz tonight
[19:58] <starcat> pleasepleasepleeeease
[19:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "2 girls... 1 move... the softcore unison of two minds and bodies"
[19:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (technically a new and an intermission but we haven't released the intermission yet)
[19:58] <starcat> c'mooon dad i wanna watch it plzplzplz :3
[19:58] <starcat> ("we"?)
[19:58] <@Shinji Ikari> You should release the Intermission!
[19:59] <starcat> (we're not the ones holding it back, are we?)
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "tonight... on skinemax"
[19:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (well I don't think either of us told X it exists)
[19:59] <@Shinji Ikari> Now he knows!
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And knowing is half the battle!
[19:59] <starcat> (X we watched a movie go put the logs up on the mainsite)
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What logs :P
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And see
[19:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (it's about crossdressing and fireworks)
[19:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> did you votherinviting anywone :P
[20:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ^bother inviting anyone :P
[20:00] * @Wolf is listening to: Hollywood Undead - Undead.mp3 [128 kbps]
[20:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no because it is an intermission
[20:00] <starcat> No, it was an intermission.
[20:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> there WILL be some we do alone.
[20:00] * @Sakura Xadium Aino will put it up tho
[20:00] <starcat> We're inviting people now! :D
[20:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's more fun just the two of us~
[20:00] <starcat> for Bratz!
[20:00] <starcat> of course, neesan~
[20:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Then you're defeating the purpose :P
[20:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... what purpose
[20:00] <starcat> it's called 2g1m not everyone+1m
[20:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> we're giving you filler so you don't have to do a post either way
[20:01] <starcat> :P
[20:01] <starcat> 2g1m* without the asterisk!
[20:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> we COULD go find another site.
[20:01] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Which was, you know, to let _everyone_ have fun
[20:01] <starcat> What other site.
[20:01] <starcat> :<
[20:01] <starcat> but
[20:01] <starcat> but we're not ONLY doing those :/
[20:01] * @Sakura Xadium Aino will put it up when she gets told where it is
[20:02] <starcat> Sekrit location where the christmas one was
[20:02] * @Darkness Kusanagi tosses Sakura a freaking map.
[20:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> :P
[20:02] <starcat> It's fun to do regular ones too. Kinda morefun for the most part, this was just a movie that we'd both seen before that we like.
[20:02] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: putting it up
[20:02] <Oronde> hmms sakura was here
[20:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And it was pretty manly!
[20:03] <starcat> So manly.
[20:03] <starcat> You know what's even MORE manly?
[20:03] <starcat> Prepubescent girls pretending to be fashion dolls.
[20:03] * @Michael D is back
[20:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (for the record that's not manly at all)
[20:04] <starcat> (neither is Sakura, neesan.)
[20:04] <starcat> (Neither is Sakura.)
[20:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (this is true, neechan)
[20:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (you know one day we need to register Neechan and Neesan)
[20:05] <starcat> (Ehhh. Why?)
[20:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (Because we could?)
[20:05] <starcat> (well this is true, but what would we use them for?)
[20:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (this)
[20:06] <starcat> (what is this)
[20:06] <starcat> (parentheses?)
[20:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (neechan your brain really IS fried. 2g1m)
[20:06] <starcat> (Wait I thought we weren't doing it or what or something@!)
[20:07] <starcat> I don't know!
[20:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (I dunno at all)
[20:07] <starcat> ARE we going to? I'd like to watch a movie with everyone.
[20:07] <starcat> :<
[20:07] <starcat> love! Compassion! Nakama! Watching bad movies together!
[20:07] <@Michael D> I still have this thing festering in my folder, it's making my dl'ed kamen rider stuff feel all scared.
[20:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> What is this One Piece.
[20:08] <starcat> Then let's watch it and excorcise it!
[20:08] <starcat> It can't be worse than Twilight!
[20:08] <@Shinji Ikari> IT'S MY p[TAB A]s
[20:08] <@Wolf> You know what you guys maybe whatever *should do*? What with my musical thing in the near future?
[20:08] <starcat> All the more reason to watch it :o~
[20:09] <@Wolf> Do a musical
[20:09] <starcat> (Oh god I feel unclean)
[20:09] * starcat waits for Sakura to come back from posting it so she can point Wolf to it
[20:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> That would mean an Intermission for High School Musical-- NO NO FORGET I SAID THAT
[20:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> FORGET IT NOW
[20:09] <starcat> Dude.
[20:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I NEVER SAID THAT
[20:09] <starcat> HSM isn't that bad.
[20:10] <@Michael D> ....
[20:10] <starcat> It's cheesy and goofy and a bit wincing at times but not BAD.
[20:10] <starcat> ...what.
[20:10] <@Michael D> she...didn't just say that....did she.
[20:10] <starcat> WHAT.
[20:10] <starcat> It's fun okay! D:
[20:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I dunno I'd say we should do the anime route and watch, like, a Sakura Taisen live show.
[20:11] <starcat> jeez it's not bad
[20:11] <starcat> (Bleach Musical)
[20:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They're fun! Kanna's really short in those!
[20:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (I have to finish showing Dark of the Bleeding Moon)
[20:11] <CardShopOnna> (( When and if it come out on fansubs there's the Gyakuten Saiban Takarazuka Revue musical!!! ))
[20:11] <starcat> though I would like to see an ST live show
[20:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It's posted you guys.
[20:12] <starcat> Woo!
[20:12] <@Wolf> you could do any number of the sm musicals
[20:12] <starcat> (hey neesan should we let them read it first or link them to the Special Chatbox Extras now?)
[20:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (let them read then they can hear us insane-- WHY WAS I GIGGLING SO MUCH)
[20:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (god I sounded like a schoolgirl)
[20:13] <starcat> (Hell if I know)
[20:13] <starcat> (Because you just watched a Disney movie?)
[20:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (probably)
[20:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (when (if) we do one for Bratz I won't be so giggly)
[20:14] <starcat> (I figure we should link people to the Special Extras before inquiring about bratz)
[20:14] <starcat> so if anyone's actually reading it let us know when you're done
[20:15] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: stuffs
[20:15] <starcat> :( noooes.
[20:15] <starcat> I'm sorry I called you a man.
[20:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (s'not you something else)
[20:15] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away 
[20:16] <starcat> (good luck then?)
[20:19] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is back
[20:19] <starcat> WB
[20:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Where has the rum gone WHY IS THE PARTY DEAD
[20:20] <starcat> I can optimistically say that everyone is reading the intermission! :D
[20:20] <starcat> Pessimistically they left because they fear Bratz.
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> SHINJI is typing something
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> That's why
[20:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh yeah
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> Also
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm gonna have to say this:
[20:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SHINJI is taking a while to type things!
[20:20] <@Shinji Ikari> I recommend doing Bratz another night.
[20:20] <starcat> (shinji are you a man)
[20:20] <starcat> Fair enough.
[20:21] <@Wolf> i'm trying to sell guns.
[20:21] <starcat> It's your birthday.
[20:21] <starcat> I've randomly ended up with a night off which is why I wanted to do it now but there's bound to be another one eventually.
[20:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Any other night, I'd get out of your way due to me not having an interest in Bratz.
[20:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Cool! I'm gonna go train!
[20:21] <@Shinji Ikari> But right now this is the day I get closer to death.
[20:21] * CardShopOnna sits on a couch
[20:21] <@Shinji Ikari> I feel a bit selfish.
[20:21] <starcat> Dude.
[20:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Totally understandable man
[20:21] <starcat> My birthday was yesterday.
[20:21] <starcat> I totally get it.
[20:22] <starcat> Which is why I *asked* :P
[20:22] <> ♡ Who loves ya, babe? ♡
[20:22] <@Shinji Ikari> I knew you'd get it.
[20:22] <starcat> rather than going "HEY GUYS WE'RE GONNA WATCH BRATZ :D" or something
[20:22] <@Shinji Ikari> Which is why I'm going all OLD MAN ON YOU
[20:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I have training to do and zombies to take my katana to.
[20:22] <starcat> STOP BEING AN OLD MAN, OLD MAN
[20:22] <@Shinji Ikari> I'M OLD DAMMIT
[20:22] * @Darkness Kusanagi puts on bikini and cowboy hat.
[20:22] * @Darkness Kusanagi is now known as Dancer SD
[20:22] <@Shinji Ikari> WOO SHE'S GOING ALL JAPANESE VIDEO GAME
[20:22] <@Shinji Ikari> Hey did you ever watch that movie adaptation?
[20:22] * starcat puts on labcoat
[20:23] <Dancer SD> WOO
[20:23] * starcat is now known as physiciststarcat
[20:23] <Dancer SD> I did!
[20:23] <physiciststarcat> ¯\(º_o)/¯
[20:23] <Dancer SD> It was... amazingly twisted.
[20:23] <Dancer SD> Why does the MILF always have to die :/
[20:23] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: desperate digesting dinner then
[20:23] <@Shinji Ikari> I've been tempted to hunt it down.
[20:24] <Dancer SD> It's a lot darker than you'd think a movie about a girl in a bikini and cowboy hat would be.
[20:24] <physiciststarcat> since 2g1m is off for tonight here have an Afterglow for the Mulan review.
[20:24] <physiciststarcat> (note: read review first)
[20:24] <physiciststarcat> part 2 is here
[20:24] <Dancer SD> A little cheesy, Aya acts a bit emo, and there's random fatguy comic relief.
[20:24] <Dancer SD> But it's good!
[20:24] * physiciststarcat bows, swings back her axe and goes to chop some spiral wood
[20:25] * physiciststarcat is away: :9
[20:25] <@Shinji Ikari> Then I'll hunt it down soon!
[20:25] * Dancer SD gives thumbs up, goes to battle ZOMBIE HORDES.
[20:25] * @Wolf lounges
[20:26] * Dancer SD is away 
[20:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Shinji is almost finish doing what he's doing.
[20:26] <@Shinji Ikari> Then he'll share it with the world.
[20:26] <@Shinji Ikari> And when the world asks for more, Shinji will whisper... yes.
[20:29] <@Shinji Ikari> OK, COMPLETED
[20:29] <@Shinji Ikari> LONG BOX MEMORIES #1 - WATCHMEN
[20:30] <@Shinji Ikari> SPECIAL THANKS TO MIKE FOR HIS ASSISTANCE.
[20:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LOL my download code was "JED"
[20:32] <@Shinji Ikari> XD
[20:33] <@Wolf> heh
[20:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You gve it to me once before but this time I'm actually going to read it <_<
[20:34] <@Shinji Ikari> I finally got off my ass to do that. I blame ALL OF YOU FOLKS with your RECOMMENDATIONS and your COMMENTARY and so on and so forth. Also TheForce.Net forums with their silly threads about recommendations and ongoing reading commentary.
[20:34] <@Wolf> (( you know ))
[20:34] <@Shinji Ikari> Also the latter will be to blame for an experiment I'll be attempt to do soon.
[20:34] <@Wolf> (( at some point we have to get some sort of big assed voice-chat thing 'agoin ))
[20:35] <@Shinji Ikari> Also yessssssssss Saki read it.
[20:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (( LOL I never have luck with those ))
[20:35] <@Wolf> (( nither do I, but still ))
[20:36] <@Shinji Ikari> (that teaser above, I'll be looking for a guinea pig. One who has ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST, accept for experiencing it once or twice, and who is willing to take a small moment every week or so to read)
[20:36] <@Shinji Ikari> ^except
[20:36] * @Sakura Xadium Aino actually has no idea why she still has skype XD
[20:36] <@Wolf> (( The internet demands some sort of Suburban Senshi Live ))
[20:37] * @Sakura Xadium Aino goes to kill it
[20:37] <@Shinji Ikari> also count me out on a big-ass voice thing due to me having to mic. but I'm so willing to listen to you guys talk while I respond in txt format.
[20:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (( again. good luck witht hat XD ))
[20:37] <@Shinji Ikari> ^no mic, dammit
[20:38] <@Yaijinden> Actually, that might suffice for the side game...
[20:38] <@Wolf> I have access to a mic...somewhere?
[20:39] * @Sakura Xadium Aino smoothly slices skype with her sword, smiting it.
[20:39] * @Yaijinden sidesteps the subsequent shapnel
[20:39] * @Wolf catches some plastic to the eye
[20:39] <@Wolf> OW
[20:40] * @Wolf dons a second eyepatch
[20:40] <@Shinji Ikari> NO EYES FOR YOU
[20:40] <@Wolf> Well f[BLEEP]k.
[20:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That's web 2.0 it's all gloosy and smooth it'll slide right out.
[20:41] <@Yaijinden> Oh, Wolf. That
[20:41] <@Yaijinden> IS WHAT ROBOT EYES ARE FOR.
[20:41] <@Yaijinden> Would you like some robot eyes :D
[20:41] * @Shinji Ikari plucks out Wolf's plastic eyes and inserts robotic ones
[20:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> AHAHAHA Skype pops up a window on my browser that says "we're sorry to see you go"
[20:41] <@Wolf> This will not turn into ither Ghost in the Shell nor Minority Report.
[20:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I could see Wolf as Bateau.
[20:42] <@Wolf> lol.
[20:43] <@Wolf> I will keep my injured eyes....for now.
[20:43] <@Wolf> Possible cybernetic eyes for laters
[20:43] <@Shinji Ikari> WOLF CRUISE
[20:44] * @Wolf walks into a wall
[20:44] <@Shinji Ikari> WOLF CRUISE, CYBORG COP
[20:44] * @Michael D has been drafted into the world f SKYYYYYYYPE
[20:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Have fun
[20:45] <@Shinji Ikari> WELCOME TO SKYPEEEE
[20:47] <@Wolf> I am researching this Skype as well
[20:48] <Dancer SD> HAH IT WORKED
[20:48] <Dancer SD> that means we can actually do a proper group Afterglow
[20:48] <Dancer SD> (yes I sound like Chie this is now proven)
[20:48] <@Shinji Ikari> SHAL YOU GIGGLE
[20:48] <@Shinji Ikari> GIGGLE MOAR
[20:48] <Dancer SD> YES
[20:48] <Dancer SD> NOT USUALLY THAT OFTEN
[20:48] <Dancer SD> YOU WILL NOT HEAR THAT MUCH MORE
[20:49] <@Shinji Ikari> DAMMIT
[20:49] <@Wolf> People never sound like I expect them to sound.
[20:49] <Dancer SD> I am not proud of the schoolgirl levels of giggling
[20:49] <@Shinji Ikari> YOU TEASE
[20:49] <Dancer SD> What the hell DID you expect me to sound like
[20:49] <Dancer SD> If you say "butch lesbian" Imma smack you
[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> I expected you to sound like Cyborg Arnold from the future to protect me from a future robot assassin who is now on a good CBS TV series
[20:50] <Dancer SD> Sorry to disappoint!
[20:50] <@Wolf> No, well, you know what i'm trying to say.
[20:50] <@Shinji Ikari> It's OK! This is acceptable as well!
[20:50] <Dancer SD> I SOUND LIKE A GIRL
[20:50] <Dancer SD> FEAR ME
[20:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The Simpsons- D\'oh remix + Dental Plan Remix
[20:53] <Dancer SD> X this means you have to skype with us too D:<
[20:53] <physiciststarcat> [20:34] <@Wolf> (( at some point we have to get some sort of big assed voice-chat thing 'agoin ))
[20:53] * @Sakura Xadium Aino just looooks at ya for a looooong second.
[20:53] <physiciststarcat> It breaks down at about 8 people.
[20:53] <physiciststarcat> Just so you know.
[20:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That's... textbook irony.
[20:53] * physiciststarcat looks at Sakura
[20:54] * physiciststarcat looks at sakura more o_o
[20:54] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I AN MAKE BIGGER EYES
[20:54] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> O_O
[20:55] <physiciststarcat> O_O
[20:55] <@Wolf> This I understand. But it would be funny as hell for all of us to skype some sort of random haggard remoon audio commentary
[20:55] <@Shinji Ikari> I COULD MAKE A BIG WANG
[20:55] <physiciststarcat> Oh man.
[20:55] <@Shinji Ikari> 8============================>
[20:55] <physiciststarcat> Remoon Audio Commentary WOULD rock.
[20:55] <@Shinji Ikari> LONG DONG SHINJI
[20:56] <physiciststarcat> Come on X you gotta join us just for that :D
[20:56] <@Shinji Ikari> I'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT
[20:56] <physiciststarcat> Directors have to do it it's mandatory!
[20:56] <@Shinji Ikari> And your womb!
[20:56] <Dancer SD> if you come I will giggle more would you like that.
[20:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'm not the one who didn't want to join :P
[20:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Fine I'll go get Skype again
[20:57] * @Sakura Xadium Aino goes and finds the download
[20:57] <physiciststarcat> :D
[20:57] <@Wolf> Why is'nt it letting me get past the install google toolbar/ highlighter thing?
[20:58] <physiciststarcat> I have no idea.
[20:58] <CardShopOnna> (( Oh hay Wolf: here and here is the hot spring scene removed from the English version of the manga (NSFW!!!!) ))
[20:58] <@Wolf> Infernal Vaio.
[20:59] <@Wolf> This thing is, and I kid you not, falling apart bit by bit. I need to take it in for a tune up
[20:59] <physiciststarcat> Take it slow, start again if you need to.
[20:59] * Dancer SD snorts
[21:00] <physiciststarcat> What?
[21:00] <Dancer SD> How often have men heard that line.
[21:00] * @Sakura Xadium Aino downloads skype 4.
[21:00] <physiciststarcat> I don't know. I'm a woman.
[21:00] <physiciststarcat> ...there's a 4?
[21:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yep.
[21:00] <physiciststarcat> I'm on 3.8 D:
[21:01] * physiciststarcat grabs
[21:01] <@Wolf> I get to the browser higlighter thing and it keeps jumping back between that and the google toolbar thing.
[21:01] <@Michael D> mine is version 4 too
[21:01] <physiciststarcat> hmmm.
[21:01] <@Shinji Ikari> i have version none point none
[21:01] <physiciststarcat> Restart your computer.
[21:01] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I unchecked the browser highlighter thingy.
[21:01] <physiciststarcat> Then try it again.
[21:02] <physiciststarcat> and if THAT doesn't work reinstall windows!
[21:02] <physiciststarcat> (kidding. don't.)
[21:03] <@Wolf> brb, i'm going to attempt to restart.
[21:05] <CardShopOnna> (( I'm off. Feeling a bit icky. ))
[21:05] <CardShopOnna> (( I've been nursing a cold. ))
[21:06] <@Shinji Ikari> BYE
[21:06] *** CardShopOnna [kaado_ya_no_oneesan@cardparadice.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Time to close up shop.)
[21:07] <physiciststarcat> and the install crashed Firefox XD
[21:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Woo!
[21:07] <Dancer SD> WELCOME TO SKYPE
[21:07] <Dancer SD> oww working out too hard it hurts XD
[21:07] <Dancer SD> laughing hurts XD
[21:07] <Dancer SD> s'a good hurt but oww XD
[21:07] <physiciststarcat> XD What
[21:08] <physiciststarcat> Stop laughing the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS >[
[21:08] <Dancer SD> my shoulder/chest/ab muscles all ache
[21:08] <@Shinji Ikari> OH HELL NAW
[21:08] <Dancer SD> from working out reaaaaaaaally hard
[21:09] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Breaking News: Warriors of LEgend available in Spain through Ellago Ediciones, and is avialble in bookstores there · ·
[21:09] <Dancer SD> TIMMY
[21:09] <Dancer SD> ARMANDO
[21:09] <physiciststarcat> DAMMIT
[21:09] <physiciststarcat> NEESAN
[21:10] <physiciststarcat> TIMMY DOESN'T WORK
[21:10] <physiciststarcat> IN THE AFTERGLOW
[21:10] <@Shinji Ikari> PIMP THAT SPANISH VERSION, GIRLS
[21:10] <physiciststarcat> o_o
[21:10] * physiciststarcat is now known as madamestarcat
[21:10] <Dancer SD> o_o
[21:10] <madamestarcat> neesan. Join me.
[21:10] * madamestarcat holds out her hand to neesan
[21:10] <Dancer SD> what
[21:10] * Dancer SD takes neechan's hand?
[21:10] <madamestarcat> Join me on the pimp side.
[21:10] <@Michael D> hawt
[21:10] <madamestarcat> Together, we can make millions.
[21:10] <PureFlower> Shay
[21:10] <Dancer SD> WHAT
[21:11] <Dancer SD> I'm damn well not pimp material!
[21:11] <Dancer SD> I know that!
[21:11] <madamestarcat> You never know until you try, Shaldra.
[21:11] <Dancer SD> Hey I worked as the stripper not the pimp.
[21:11] * madamestarcat smiles at neesan encouragingly
[21:12] <madamestarcat> So it's time to get promoted.
[21:12] <Dancer SD> I have a cowboy hat not a pimp hat D:<
[21:13] * madamestarcat takes off neesan's cowboy hat
[21:13] * madamestarcat adds fur trim and rhinestones
[21:13] * madamestarcat puts it back on
[21:13] <madamestarcat> Pimp.
[21:13] <Dancer SD> ....
[21:13] * Dancer SD shrugs
[21:14] <Dancer SD> sure why not.
[21:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> wow 4.0 why is your panel so HUGE
[21:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ahh Classic settings there we go.
[21:14] <madamestarcat> how do you do that
[21:15] <@Wolf> Still I get nothing.
[21:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> vuew menu
[21:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ^view
[21:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> classic or compact view I don't remember which.
[21:15] <madamestarcat> Wolf, perhaps try an older version.
[21:15] <madamestarcat> Google for Skype 3.8 installer
[21:16] <@Shinji Ikari> holy s[BLEEP]t
[21:16] <@Wolf> one moment
[21:16] <@Shinji Ikari> han solo and chewbacca's gonna be in deathtroopers
[21:16] <@Shinji Ikari> f[BLEEP]k. yeah.
[21:17] <@Wolf> god damnit i'm out of Gobstoppers.
[21:17] <@Shinji Ikari> han and chewie vs zombies
[21:17] <@Wolf> D :
[21:17] <@Shinji Ikari> if you don't like that, i will punch you into the next dimension
[21:18] <@Wolf> Found it in a blog, it's installing now
[21:18] <madamestarcat> oh I like it. :3
[21:19] <@Wolf> Also on the subject of downloading
[21:19] <madamestarcat> Wolf do you have Bratz yet :P
[21:19] <@Wolf> I was told to watch/get Toradora, yes or no
[21:19] <@Wolf> No?
[21:19] <madamestarcat> get it. Join us.
[21:20] <@Wolf> 'kay
[21:20] <Dancer SD> Or get Oneechanbara! It's a good movie! Like Machine Girl!
[21:20] <Dancer SD> NOOO THE MILF DIED IN THAT ONE TOO
[21:20] <Dancer SD> T_T
[21:20] <@Wolf> Ooh.
[21:20] <madamestarcat> :<
[21:20] * madamestarcat pats neesan's head
[21:20] * Dancer SD curls up in a little ball T_T
[21:20] <madamestarcat> It's okay.
[21:20] <madamestarcat> D: Nooo not the ball
[21:20] <@Wolf> I could not get over the fakeness of her chaingun in Machine Girl
[21:20] * madamestarcat rolls the ball onto a sofa and covers in warmblanket
[21:21] <@Wolf> They glued PVC pipes to a leafblower engine.
[21:21] <Dancer SD> Man the MILF died!
[21:21] <Dancer SD> I liked her!
[21:21] <Dancer SD> Why did they kill her!
[21:22] <Dancer SD> Oh Wolf I got X to grab Black Lagoon.
[21:22] <Dancer SD> :3
[21:22] <Dancer SD> DID YOU SEE MY LINK
[21:22] <@Shinji Ikari> there should be a law against killing milfs
[21:22] <@Wolf> No.
[21:22] <@Shinji Ikari> they're a valuable species
[21:22] <@Wolf> Also, good for you X
[21:23] <madamestarcat> I saw your link.
[21:23] <madamestarcat> I don't know why I watched the whole thing.
[21:23] <madamestarcat> but I did.
[21:23] <@Wolf> Also read the manga, nine times better.
[21:23] <Dancer SD> Here!
[21:24] <@Wolf> LOL
[21:24] <Dancer SD> Ah Revy, can you get any better. No you cannot.
[21:25] <madamestarcat> is that the swearylady
[21:25] <@Wolf> The Melancholy of Balalaika
[21:25] <@Shinji Ikari> I'm already reading the f[BLEEP]king manga, Wolf!
[21:25] <@Shinji Ikari> Or I was.
[21:25] <Dancer SD> Yes
[21:25] <Dancer SD> That is Revy ♡
[21:25] <@Shinji Ikari> I stopped a bit back.
[21:25] <madamestarcat> Neesan has a girlcrush.
[21:26] <@Wolf> There are things later on that made me rage, also I am confused as hell as to when BL is supposed to take place.
[21:26] <madamestarcat> For somewhat understandable reasons if you operate on the "everyone secretly loves him/herself" assumption.
[21:26] <Dancer SD> WOLF THAT IS MADE OF WIN
[21:27] <@Wolf> f[BLEEP]k it i'm looking on ISO hunt
[21:27] <@Wolf> Mu Google-fu is weak tonight
[21:27] <Dancer SD> Man I don't swear THAT f[BLEEP]king much!
[21:28] * madamestarcat just looks at neesan
[21:28] <@Wolf> I f[BLEEP]king do!
[21:28] <madamestarcat> you could.
[21:28] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has left #suburbansenshi2 (sleep is for the me)
[21:28] <@Wolf> Or I f[BLEEP]king use to.
[21:28] <@Wolf> f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]kity f[BLEEP]k f[BLEEP]k
[21:29] <@Shinji Ikari> man you motherf[BLEEP]kers best f[BLEEP]king recognize who's the f[BLEEP]king champion of f[BLEEP]king foul f[BLEEP]king language around here, you f[BLEEP]kwads
[21:29] <madamestarcat> oh, f[BLEEP]k off, shinji
[21:29] <@Wolf> f[BLEEP]k you ya green f[BLEEP]k
[21:30] <Dancer SD> f[BLEEP]king motherf[BLEEP]kers don't know how to f[BLEEP]king do the f[BLEEP]king job
[21:30] <@Shinji Ikari> f[BLEEP]k you, you f[BLEEP]king kiddo!
[21:30] <@Shinji Ikari> also f[BLEEP]k you, wolf you f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]ker who has a confusing f[BLEEP]king background!
[21:30] <@Michael D> HOT DAMN
[21:30] <madamestarcat> don't f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]k with me you f[BLEEP]ktarded f[BLEEP]ker
[21:30] <@Michael D> THE SUB OF KAMEN RIDER KIVA: KING OF HELL CASTLE IS OUT
[21:30] * @Michael D FIRES UP THE TORRENTs
[21:30] <@Wolf> I like haveing a confusing f[BLEEP]king backround, keeps people f[BLEEP]king guessing
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT
[21:31] <@Wolf> YOU. F[BLEEP]king beer me now.
[21:31] <@Shinji Ikari> i will f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]k with you any f[BLEEP]king way i motherf[BLEEP]king feel like it, you f[BLEEP]king little f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]king f[BLEEP]ker!
[21:31] * Dancer SD hands out rum and cigarettes.
[21:31] <@SpeedRcrX> you s[BLEEP]tfaced f[BLEEP]king motherfucjking c[BLEEP]kwads think you can f[BLEEP]king go off all foulmouhted in MY gucking backyard and not f[BLEEP]king invite me? S[BLEEP]T
[21:31] * @Wolf takes rum
[21:31] * @Wolf drinks rum
[21:31] * madamestarcat waves off neesan
[21:31] <@Shinji Ikari> that's what we f[BLEEP]king did, you motherf[BLEEP]king carpetmuncher!
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm the f[BLEEP]king absolute master of the profane, s[BLEEP]tpieces! I will personally take each other f[BLEEP]king asses and bury you into the f[BLEEP]king ground motherf[BLEEP]kers!
[21:32] <madamestarcat> I am classy. I only drink pink liqueurs.
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> But.. not right now
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> cuz i'm f[BLEEP]king drunk
[21:32] * @SpeedRcrX is away: passes out
[21:32] <@Shinji Ikari> XD
[21:32] <@Shinji Ikari> i admit i come from the school of sam jackson when it comes to dealing with motherf[BLEEP]kers
[21:33] <madamestarcat> yell f[BLEEP]k until they run away
[21:33] <madamestarcat> also i am going to do something dangerously dangerous
[21:33] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 ( oh yeah and happy birthday you crazy lantern many more, you better live a f[BLEEP]king long time or i'll f[BLEEP]kin kill ya)
[21:33] <madamestarcat> fuck it
[21:33] <@Wolf> Here we f[BLEEP]king go maybe.
[21:33] <madamestarcat> nah.
[21:33] <madamestarcat> I'm not really sweary anymore.
[21:34] <Dancer SD> fuckers don't know how to get around the fucking [BLEEP]
[21:34] <madamestarcat> We do. Because we're fucking awesome.
[21:34] <@Shinji Ikari> f[BLEEP]kers
[21:34] <KnifeyUtensil> hm
[21:34] <@Wolf> Witchcraft I say!!
[21:34] <madamestarcat> no shinji
[21:35] <madamestarcat> i only fuck your mother
[21:35] <KnifeyUtensil> what an interesting time to log on
[21:35] <Dancer SD> I could totally fucking cosplay as Revy
[21:35] <madamestarcat> HI KNIFEY
[21:35] * madamestarcat hugs knifey
[21:35] <madamestarcat> neesan I'm not sure you DON'T cosplay as Revy
[21:35] * KnifeyUtensil hugs madamestarcat
[21:35] <Dancer SD> She fucking cosplays as ME.
[21:35] <@Wolf> Ironically if you do Dee, there ARE airsoft versions of Revy's Beretta's floating around.
[21:36] <madamestarcat> oh. snap.
[21:36] <@Wolf> AND the Bloodhounds .45's
[21:36] <madamestarcat> stroke
[21:36] <@Wolf> Which if I remember correctly are Brazilian make.
[21:36] <Dancer SD> I totally will.
[21:36] * Dancer SD adds it to the list with Yoruichi and Tifa.
[21:37] <KnifeyUtensil> (( for those of you curious, you can see a preview of my portfolio on my blog~ ))
[21:37] <madamestarcat> whose fucking idea was it to have it only be master
[21:37] <@Wolf> YES
[21:37] <@Wolf> WE HAVE LIFE
[21:37] <@Shinji Ikari> Well fuck
[21:37] <madamestarcat> Life?
[21:37] <madamestarcat> Shinji welcome to the awesomeclub
[21:37] <@Shinji Ikari> =3
[21:37] <@Wolf> IT ARE DOWNLOADS
[21:37] <Dancer SD> fucking fucker found fucking the trick out!
[21:37] <madamestarcat> here is your fuckingstick take good care of it we are not made of money
[21:38] * @Shinji Ikari takes his fuckstick and treasures it
[21:38] <@Wolf> Waha!!
[21:38] <madamestarcat> There's awesome, and there's f[BLEEP]king awesome.
[21:38] <madamestarcat> And then there's fucking awesome.
[21:39] <KnifeyUtensil> do I not get to be in the awesome club?
[21:39] <KnifeyUtensil> moh.
[21:39] <@Shinji Ikari> Shinji won't overuse fuck due to him being too f[BLEEP]king lazy
[21:39] <madamestarcat> Sorry, Knifey. :(
[21:40] <madamestarcat> You can be in the pimp club if you want.
[21:40] <madamestarcat> Just find yourself a whore!
[21:40] * KnifeyUtensil finds starcat
[21:40] <@Shinji Ikari> ohshi
[21:40] <Dancer SD> oh god I'm ACTUALLY looking into this cosplay
[21:41] <Dancer SD> I have a bad habit of cosplaying as badass anime chicks.
[21:41] <madamestarcat> ...
[21:41] <madamestarcat> D:
[21:41] <KnifeyUtensil> I have a habit of finding weird ass cosplay youtube videos.
[21:41] <madamestarcat> neesan you basically ARE a badass anime chick just not anime
[21:42] <madamestarcat> I am, apparently, a whore. :'(
[21:42] <Dancer SD> that's not the point!
[21:42] <@Wolf> (( right then, I am on ))
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> don't worry, kiddo
[21:42] <KnifeyUtensil> [URL]
[21:42] <@Shinji Ikari> even though you're a whore, you're still cool
[21:42] <madamestarcat> neesan that's like me going "I have a bad habit of wearing skirts and pink"
[21:42] <KnifeyUtensil> She's mah whore now biatches
[21:42] <madamestarcat> What the hell Knifey
[21:42] <madamestarcat> what the hell
[21:43] * KnifeyUtensil is now known as PimpstickKnifey
[21:43] <Dancer SD> ah well
[21:43] <Dancer SD> this year it's me in a miniskirt!
[21:43] <PimpstickKnifey> Mm-hm sugar baby
[21:43] <Dancer SD> with a large pointystick!
[21:44] <@Wolf> Dude I love my god damn family.
[21:44] <@Wolf> My uncle just got me a two year subscription to Soldier of Fortune
[21:45] <@Wolf> Hells yes.
[21:45] <PimpstickKnifey> ???
[21:45] <PimpstickKnifey> Pimpy dun understand these big words you're usin'
[21:45] * @Wolf does a dance of happy
[21:45] * madamestarcat looks at whorecat.
[21:45] *** whorecat is nonexistent. You see nothing, and rightly so.
Her image Song is: .
[21:46] * PimpstickKnifey is now known as PimpsitckUtensil
[21:46] <PimpsitckUtensil> Ahh much better my kittens
[21:46] * madamestarcat is now known as whorekitten
[21:46] <whorekitten> sure why not!
[21:46] <whorekitten> oh god I feel so unclean
[21:47] <PimpsitckUtensil> You betcha. I dun see you on no street corner better go make some dirty happen
[21:47] * @Wolf grooves
[21:47] * PimpsitckUtensil making this up word by word
[21:47] <whorekitten> oh yeah?
[21:48] <whorekitten> STREETWALKER REVOLUTION
[21:48] * PimpsitckUtensil raises pimpstick
[21:48] * whorekitten smacks pimpstick utensil with her bling'd out whorehandback
[21:48] <@Wolf> (( Dee you still on? ))
[21:48] <whorekitten> *bag
[21:48] <PimpsitckUtensil> /flails
[21:48] * PimpsitckUtensil flails even
[21:48] * whorekitten grabs the money and runs >:D
[21:48] * whorekitten is away: wooooooooo
[21:48] <@Wolf> ♫ go on take the money and run ♫
[21:49] <PimpsitckUtensil> Baby!
[21:49] <PimpsitckUtensil> Baby please!
[21:49] <PimpsitckUtensil> Pimpy still loves you!
[21:49] * whorekitten is back
[21:49] <PimpsitckUtensil> I just don't know how to properly show you my other pimpstick without the cops all over me ya hear?
[21:50] <whorekitten> If you love me why do you hurt me :'(
[21:50] <@Shinji Ikari> because a whore needs to know her place
[21:50] <PimpsitckUtensil> Baby you know you're my family kitten
[21:50] <@Shinji Ikari> if a whore doesn't, the whore gets the hand
[21:50] <whorekitten> Respect is a two-way street
[21:51] * PimpsitckUtensil gags
[21:51] * PimpsitckUtensil is now known as KnifeyUtensil
[21:51] <Dancer SD> (( Wolf. I just raided my closet. I have 98% of a Revy cosplay in there. ))
[21:51] * whorekitten laughs triumphantly
[21:51] <KnifeyUtensil> how does heilos do that?
[21:51] <whorekitten> Win.
[21:51] * whorekitten is now known as madamestarcat
[21:51] <madamestarcat> I dunno.
[21:51] <madamestarcat> Personally I just pimp, I don't worry abut sounding the part
[21:52] <KnifeyUtensil> I'll stick to be Nega-Haruka thank you
[21:52] <@Wolf> For Dee, BLACK LAGOON is WANTED
[21:52] <@Wolf> (( Nice! ))
[21:52] <KnifeyUtensil> [URL] related~
[21:53] <@Wolf> (( If you do not have the pistol belt, you are welcome to mine ))
[21:53] <Dancer SD> (( I will look around but the offer is wonderful :3 ))
[21:53] <Dancer SD> (( is it bad when your wardrobe can be put together into cosplay without trying ))
[21:54] <madamestarcat> (( the cosplay is you with guns neesan ))
[21:54] <madamestarcat> (( You. With. Guns. ))
[21:54] <madamestarcat> (( okay and some more f[BLEEP]king swearing ))
[21:54] <KnifeyUtensil>“ I see your swartz is as big as mine”
[21:54] <Dancer SD> (( I know it's like bizarro me. ))
[21:55] <@Wolf> (( No, because most of what Brad has, I own ))
[21:55] <KnifeyUtensil> schwartz^
[21:55] <@Wolf> (( with, you know, the exception of the jets bombs and island ))
[21:55] <Dancer SD> (( for the record I have used a gun before. I just choose not to. ))
[21:55] <@Wolf> (( What did you shoot? ))
[21:57] <Dancer SD> (( honestly I can't remember, it was like five or six years ago ))
[21:57] <@Wolf> (( Ok. ))
[21:58] <madamestarcat> (( it had bullets and went bang! ))
[21:58] <@Wolf> (( My first *actual* real steel shoot was with a WWI german pistol ))
[21:59] <Dancer SD> (( hey you guys should know I'm a katana girl! ))
[21:59] <@Wolf> (( Why do I have this feeling that when you and I meet D we will have a lengthly talk of weapons and warrior ethos ))
[22:00] <KnifeyUtensil> (( I strangely have a large collection of fake swords ))
[22:00] <Dancer SD> (( because we will? ))
[22:00] <Dancer SD> (( we're a merc and a ronin why wouldn't we. ))
[22:00] <madamestarcat> (( How did we end up with so many fighty-type people here ))
[22:00] <@Wolf> (( Oh good then. Look forward to it. ))
[22:01] <Dancer SD> (( "so many" there's me and Wolf in the regulars. ))
[22:01] <KnifeyUtensil> (( because sailor moon is a show that has fights? ))
[22:01] <Dancer SD> (( Souldier's vanished and we kicked the other guy out. ))
[22:01] <madamestarcat> (( David? ))
[22:02] <madamestarcat> (( that's still five. ))
[22:02] <Dancer SD> (( David needs to talk OOC more :/ ))
[22:02] <madamestarcat> (( How many girls do we have here ))
[22:02] <madamestarcat> (( not many ))
[22:02] <Dancer SD> (( the guy doesn't SAY anything :/ ))
[22:02] <@Wolf> (( five or six I think ))
[22:02] <@Wolf> Maybe less?
[22:02] <@Wolf> (( ^ ))
[22:02] <KnifeyUtensil> (( really? I actually think there's a good number of girls on here ))
[22:02] <madamestarcat> Count with me!
[22:02] <madamestarcat> starcat, neesan, bucket, knifey, zaira
[22:03] <@Michael D> (( shocking lack of personality will do that? ))
[22:03] <Dancer SD> Indi
[22:03] <madamestarcat> Indi.
[22:03] <@Shinji Ikari> poor david
[22:03] <Dancer SD> Uhh euri occasionally
[22:03] <@Wolf> Ying
[22:03] <Dancer SD> Candy
[22:03] <madamestarcat> Ying
[22:03] <madamestarcat> So that makesnine.
[22:03] <madamestarcat> Counting Euri.
[22:03] <madamestarcat> Shall we count the guys?
[22:04] <Dancer SD> Count with us!
[22:04] <KnifeyUtensil> X, Shinji Yai
[22:04] <KnifeyUtensil> wolf
[22:04] <madamestarcat> Furu, Adam
[22:04] <madamestarcat> Rai, Matt, Mike
[22:04] <Dancer SD> Mike
[22:04] <madamestarcat> David
[22:05] <Dancer SD> Oronde
[22:05] <madamestarcat> Haak
[22:05] <madamestarcat> that's 11 there.
[22:05] <@Wolf> I need more Goo Goo Dolls on the mixtape here, brb
[22:05] <madamestarcat> And there's more.
[22:05] <@Michael D> i always counted Ordone as genderless
[22:05] <@Michael D> like a wooden stump
[22:05] <madamestarcat> dooky
[22:05] <madamestarcat> if we're counting Euri we gotta count dooky
[22:05] <Dancer SD> mmhm.
[22:05] <KnifeyUtensil> yeah
[22:05] <@Michael D> oronde, god typing
[22:05] <Dancer SD> What happened to Cosmos Pajamas D:
[22:05] <@Shinji Ikari> it's a miiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
[22:06] <Dancer SD> I miss CP D:
[22:06] <madamestarcat> he came back once recently :O
[22:06] <@Wolf> There we go.
[22:06] <@Shinji Ikari> poor pajamys
[22:06] <@Wolf> Little Black Baloon makes everything better.
[22:06] <@Shinji Ikari> i think it was all of the pajama racism around here
[22:06] <KnifeyUtensil> so yeah.. actually there's not too many "regs"
[22:07] <madamestarcat> Dyne.
[22:07] <@Wolf> look on the bright side.
[22:07] <madamestarcat> Dyne shows up sometimes.
[22:07] <Dancer SD> It just looks like a lot because we play multiple characters
[22:07] <@Wolf> We cut the infections off and we'
[22:07] <@Shinji Ikari> ah. dyne.
[22:07] <@Wolf> 've less crazy around here.
[22:07] <Dancer SD> ugh, Dyne.
[22:07] <@Shinji Ikari> no comment.
[22:07] <@Shinji Ikari> see, i was totally going for a no comment on dyne until the floodgate was just opened
[22:07] <KnifeyUtensil> did we mention DSHALDRA PWNS MEo?
[22:08] <KnifeyUtensil> ahaha
[22:08] <@Michael D> he is busy tying girls up in a basement?
[22:08] <madamestarcat> We don't mention DSHALDRA PWNS MEo.
[22:08] <@Michael D> THERE I SAID IT, EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO THOUGH
[22:08] <KnifeyUtensil> I gathered~
[22:08] <Dancer SD> DSHALDRA PWNS MEo is my b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:08] <@Shinji Ikari> i wanna clone duo
[22:08] <Dancer SD> DSHALDRA PWNS MEo is my eternal b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:08] <madamestarcat> I want a b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:08] <@Wolf> We should clone duo
[22:08] <madamestarcat> I'm a pimp, why can't I get a b[BLEEP]ch?
[22:08] <@Wolf> we need more public lynchings around here.
[22:08] * @Shinji Ikari hands the kiddo a b[BLEEP]ch
[22:08] <@Michael D> Shaldra, can you tell me about banning solars?
[22:08] <@Michael D> XD
[22:08] <KnifeyUtensil> puppy!
[22:09] <@Shinji Ikari> treat your b[BLEEP]ch well
[22:09] * madamestarcat inspects this b[BLEEP]ch
[22:09] <Dancer SD> I ban the a[BLEEP]les
[22:09] <Dancer SD> while dressed like a maid.
[22:09] <@Shinji Ikari> shal can you tell me about star ocean
[22:09] * Dancer SD nods profoundly
[22:09] <@Michael D> God, DSHALDRA PWNS MEo was going apes[BLEEP]t back the over stuff
[22:09] <madamestarcat> i wanna ban asshat :<
[22:09] * madamestarcat sits in the corner sadly and plays with the puppy
[22:09] <Dancer SD> Oh oh he yelled at me because I was talking about Star Ocean stuff with Yura!
[22:09] <@Michael D> solar gave him my IM once D: I had to black him
[22:09] <@Shinji Ikari> oh f[BLEEP]k
[22:09] <@Michael D> *BLOCK
[22:09] <@Shinji Ikari> why the hell would he do that
[22:10] <@Shinji Ikari> wait, it's sol
[22:10] <madamestarcat> I think I still HAVE DSHALDRA PWNS MEo.
[22:10] <@Shinji Ikari> we don't need an explanation
[22:10] <@Michael D> he wanted to talk to me...about a yu-gi-oh crossover...
[22:10] <Dancer SD> no no shinji type out his full name.
[22:10] <Dancer SD> :3
[22:10] <@Wolf>




[22:10] <madamestarcat> :3
[22:10] <@Shinji Ikari> asshat
[22:10] <madamestarcat> oh god wolf.
[22:10] <@Shinji Ikari> XD
[22:10] <madamestarcat> oh god
[22:10] <@Shinji Ikari> i approve of that, shal
[22:10] * Dancer SD bows~
[22:10] * madamestarcat is away: you make me laugh but feel so bad about it. D:
[22:11] <@Wolf> Ithankyou.
[22:11] <@Michael D> my lord, it's kinda nice though
[22:11] <Dancer SD> yo Wolf I need a good site to get me some airsoft guns and shoulder holsters.
[22:11] <Dancer SD> hook me up.
[22:11] <@Michael D> We've weeded out all the s[BLEEP]t f[BLEEP]kin with my canon over the years
[22:11] <@Wolf> ....
[22:11] <Dancer SD> (I need those and the cosplay is done)
[22:11] <KnifeyUtensil> ..
[22:11] * @Wolf cracks his knuckles
[22:11] <@Wolf> Well.
[22:11] <@Wolf> How much are you looking to spend?
[22:12] <@Shinji Ikari> mike i will now f[BLEEP]k your canon
[22:12] <@Michael D> Really, Blue was on my sack all the time about Duel Monsters stuff
[22:12] <@Shinji Ikari> with my oak
[22:12] <@Shinji Ikari> and you will love it
[22:12] <Dancer SD> BET YA NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR ME ASK THAT
[22:12] <@Wolf> Because we can go super cheap or super quality.
[22:12] <@Wolf> heh.
[22:12] <@Shinji Ikari> it's a surprise!
[22:12] <Dancer SD> what's the range, I prefer quality.
[22:12] <@Wolf> A welcome one at that.
[22:12] <@Wolf> [URL]
[22:12] <Dancer SD> Always a girl who prefers quality really~
[22:12] <@Wolf> Redwolf is a good place to start.
[22:13] <@Wolf> They have a wide range of pistols and rifles and whathaveyous.
[22:13] <@Wolf> Now.
[22:13] <@Wolf> If you want Revy's leather Beretta M92F shoulder holsters,
[22:14] <@Wolf> I advise WGC Shop
[22:14] <Dancer SD> excellent~
[22:15] <@Wolf> [URL]
[22:16] <@Michael D> well, I'm gonna turn in, excellently weirdly busy night all
[22:16] <@Wolf> Search on WGC for East A
[22:16] <@Wolf> See ya mike
[22:16] * @Michael D slips back IC and picks up his Shaymin and boogies out
[22:16] <@Michael D> seeyas all
[22:16] *** @Michael D [SteelFistedDuelist@shufflencut.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (No matter the odds, the deck is always stacked in my favor.)
[22:16] <KnifeyUtensil> man it really is last
[22:16] <@Shinji Ikari> bye mikes!
[22:16] <KnifeyUtensil> late^
[22:16] *** PureFlower [flowerbearer@shufflencut.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Shay *'.'*)
[22:17] <Dancer SD> sweeeeeeeet~
[22:17] <@Wolf> Now if I were you Shal.
[22:17] <@Wolf> What I would do, in the event Revy's pistols are sold out
[22:17] * KnifeyUtensil is in a room without windows
[22:18] <Dancer SD> They are, unfortunately. Just checked.
[22:18] <@Shinji Ikari> eBay!
[22:18] <@Wolf> Is look into ither a pair of the KJ Works or Tokyo Marui Nickle/Chrome M9's
[22:18] <@Shinji Ikari> or rob someone
[22:19] <@Wolf> HFC makes a pair of Longslide M9's in Black that I *think* are metal if you want to take a sander to them
[22:21] <Dancer SD> oh man this could totally work
[22:21] <Dancer SD> thanks for the assist man
[22:21] <@Wolf> I am what I am and I do what I can.
[22:22] * madamestarcat is listening to: Blackalicious - Deception.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[22:22] <@Wolf> Is it bad that I can identify 99.9% of the guns in that anime?
[22:22] <madamestarcat> No. You're a gun nut.
[22:23] * KnifeyUtensil is away 
[22:23] <@Wolf> Right then.
[22:23] <Dancer SD> Hey I can break down fighting stances in anime.
[22:24] <Dancer SD> I feel like such a nerd when I do.
[22:24] <madamestarcat> I can spot a tsundere from 20 paces?
[22:24] <madamestarcat> Nah, it's cool. :D
[22:24] <@Wolf> It's nice sometimes to know you're amongst like-minded people.
[22:24] <Dancer SD> mmhm.
[22:25] <Dancer SD> though it's creepy when you find your anime clone.
[22:25] <@Shinji Ikari> hmmm
[22:25] <@Wolf> I've yet to to find mine.
[22:25] <madamestarcat> You've found two.
[22:25] <Dancer SD> There's a Samurai anime called Kazemakaze Tsukikage Ran.
[22:25] <madamestarcat> (it's okay it's creepier when you find someone in real life who's like you in three years)
[22:25] <Dancer SD> With a brown haired ronin girl
[22:25] <madamestarcat> (and f[BLEEP]king creepiest is when you find a fictional character walking around)
[22:25] <Dancer SD> who is f[BLEEP]king exactly like me.
[22:25] <madamestarcat> (Your own fictional character.)
[22:26] <@Shinji Ikari> joining the crowd here:
[22:26] <@Wolf> You know what sucks?
[22:27] <Dancer SD> Revy, well, Revy's more of my and Wolf's lovechild.
[22:27] <@Wolf> When they make a movie about you and no one told me
[22:27] <@Wolf> hahaha
[22:27] <@Shinji Ikari> except for the interest in owls and making my high-tech, i'm all like a certain character from watchmen and i don't mean Rorschach
[22:27] <@Shinji Ikari> i'mma looking like a nite owl right now
[22:28] <madamestarcat> I have yet to find anyone who is as spastic and tsundere as I am.
[22:28] <madamestarcat> while still nerdy and librarian on the inside.
[22:28] <madamestarcat> ...and the outside.
[22:29] <madamestarcat> If I ever meet any of you guys you will probably realize that you can pretty much see waht I'm thinking most of the time <_<;
[22:30] <@Wolf> That's part of the draw of Otakon for me anymore
[22:30] <@Wolf> Meeting people from here.
[22:31] <Dancer SD> Haha I dunno if I'll be what you all expect or not!
[22:31] <madamestarcat> Otakon doesn't have anything else to interest me, really.
[22:31] <Dancer SD> Mostly because I have no f[BLEEP]king clue what you people will expect.
[22:31] <@Shinji Ikari> i now expect you to giggle
[22:31] <madamestarcat> "scary"
[22:31] <@Shinji Ikari> and for the kiddo to make wacky comments
[22:31] <madamestarcat> "wacky comments"?
[22:31] <Dancer SD> I DON'T GIGGLE THAT MUCH
[22:31] <madamestarcat> What are "wacky comments"
[22:31] <@Shinji Ikari> if my expectations aren't meet, i expect my money back
[22:32] <madamestarcat> neesan you DO, sometimes.
[22:32] <@Wolf> I often wonder what people expect i'll be like.
[22:32] <madamestarcat> no seriously what are wacky comments
[22:32] <Dancer SD> Okay so I tend to giggle when I'm shy.
[22:32] <Dancer SD> It's just before I get bored and gut people.
[22:32] <madamestarcat> tall, dark, and angry, with a soft chewy ceter.
[22:32] <madamestarcat> But neesan isn't that LIKELY at Otakon?
[22:32] <Dancer SD> Only if we run into asshat
[22:33] <@Wolf> Tall and dark yes, angry? Not so much these days.
[22:33] <Dancer SD> then I seriously hope someone there will be strong enough to restrain me.
[22:33] <@Wolf> Restrain you?
[22:33] <madamestarcat> Neesan, you can restrain yourself!
[22:33] <@Wolf> Hell.
[22:33] <madamestarcat> I have faith in you!
[22:33] <@Wolf> I'll let you go for s[BLEEP]ts and giggles.
[22:33] <madamestarcat> ...m-mostly. It depends on, y'know, what he does.
[22:33] <madamestarcat> ...
[22:33] <madamestarcat> Wolf, you f[BLEEP]ktard, don't do that
[22:34] <madamestarcat> they'll never get the blood off the walls
[22:34] <@Wolf> But it'll be funny as all hell
[22:34] <@Wolf> And you know this
[22:34] <Dancer SD> asshat is the only person ever to make me rage.
[22:34] <madamestarcat> No.
[22:34] <madamestarcat> It won't.
[22:34] <madamestarcat> It's like setting a rabid dog on a retarded child.
[22:34] <madamestarcat> It's cruelty.
[22:34] <@Wolf> Oh he makes me rage.
[22:34] <@Wolf> But I trust Karma to right things eventually.
[22:35] <madamestarcat> he doesn't make me rage. He just makes me emo.
[22:35] <Dancer SD> I've busted punching bag chains because of him D:<
[22:35] <@Shinji Ikari> i want to feast on your delicious emotions
[22:35] <@Shinji Ikari> give me more
[22:35] <madamestarcat> man shinji, no
[22:35] <madamestarcat> no
[22:35] <madamestarcat> it's your birthday, but no
[22:36] <Dancer SD> but now I'm just in pain because a different asshat is in my sights and I need to be in top shape
[22:36] <Dancer SD> oh god muscles huuuuuuuuuurting
[22:36] <madamestarcat> D:
[22:36] <madamestarcat> Neesan go take a hot shower or bath or something.
[22:36] <@Shinji Ikari> what has this new asshat done
[22:37] <Dancer SD> this different asshat is female.
[22:38] <Dancer SD> this different asshat is invading my anime convention.
[22:38] <@Shinji Ikari> are there any pics online of her
[22:38] <Dancer SD> yes
[22:38] <@Wolf> If this is the asshat I think it is
[22:38] <@Shinji Ikari> shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare?
[22:39] * madamestarcat is listening to: Bomani "D'mite" Armah - Read a Book.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[22:39] <@Wolf> Don't look at a picture of her for you might turn to stone
[22:39] <Dancer SD> Ya Wolf is on target.
[22:39] <madamestarcat> snrk.
[22:39] <@Shinji Ikari> i'm now intrigued
[22:39] <madamestarcat> That's not niiiiice.
[22:39] <@Shinji Ikari> is it that usagi psycho?
[22:40] <madamestarcat> No.
[22:40] <madamestarcat> Someone more...personal.
[22:40] <@Shinji Ikari> kakyuu?
[22:40] <Dancer SD> ding ding ding
[22:40] <Dancer SD> Give the man a prize.
[22:40] <@Shinji Ikari> ohshi
[22:40] <@Shinji Ikari> female joker
[22:40] <madamestarcat> we can neither confirm nor deny-- what the hell yeah.
[22:41] <@Shinji Ikari> b[BLEEP]ch is gonna poison the water supply
[22:41] * Dancer SD chokes on water from laughing.
[22:41] <@Shinji Ikari> call the batman!
[22:41] <madamestarcat> "krysteene"
[22:41] <Dancer SD> But ya, she's headin' to AN
[22:41] <madamestarcat> why would you name someone that
[22:41] <madamestarcat> why would you name YOURSELF that.
[22:41] <madamestarcat> oh HKO.
[22:41] <Dancer SD> Apparently with her cosplay group.
[22:41] <@Shinji Ikari> wait
[22:41] <@Shinji Ikari> wait
[22:41] <@Shinji Ikari> wait
[22:42] <@Shinji Ikari> she has a GROUP?
[22:42] <Dancer SD> so I've been told
[22:42] <@Shinji Ikari> there's a GROUP of PEOPLE who've teamed up with the rule 63 Joker?
[22:42] <Dancer SD> Full Metal Alchemist or something.
[22:42] <madamestarcat> FMA has a huge fanbase, some of them are bound to be c-- ¯\(º_o)/¯
[22:43] <@Shinji Ikari> i tell you this...
[22:43] <@Wolf> Rsembool Rangers
[22:43] <@Shinji Ikari> DON'T. DRINK. THE. WATER.
[22:43] <@Shinji Ikari> the b[BLEEP]ch will have poisoned it
[22:43] <Dancer SD> LOL
[22:43] <Dancer SD> I'll be the motherf[BLEEP]king Kanu Unchou when she's there
[22:43] <Dancer SD> she better not f[BLEEP]king mess with me.
[22:43] <@Shinji Ikari> it's a part of her grand evil scheme
[22:43] <madamestarcat> I will send you bottles of water! Enough for a week!
[22:44] <madamestarcat> She can't poison it if she doesn't know where it's coming from :O
[22:44] <@Shinji Ikari> good idea!
[22:44] <@Wolf> Don't move. She can't see you if you don't move
[22:45] <Dancer SD> She hunts by movement? :O
[22:45] <@Shinji Ikari> dude she's not a dinosaur
[22:45] <Dancer SD> I expected her to hunt by scent.
[22:45] <madamestarcat> there are other animals that do that
[22:45] <madamestarcat> I thought she was more of an herbivorous herd animal myself.
[22:45] <@Shinji Ikari> she's someone that fell into some axis chemicals at one of their factories and now she wants everyone to laugh
[22:46] <@Shinji Ikari> what you need to watch out for is her joker acid and laughing gas
[22:46] <@Wolf> Clearly you have never seen this person upclose.
[22:46] <@Shinji Ikari> i've seen enough pictures
[22:46] <madamestarcat> Make sure you wear eye protection, neesan.
[22:46] <madamestarcat> ...
[22:46] <@Shinji Ikari> and she has that joker smile
[22:46] <madamestarcat> oh that's RIGHT
[22:46] * madamestarcat looks in awe at Wolf
[22:46] <Dancer SD> Oh god do I have to watch out for scissors.
[22:46] <madamestarcat> you SURVIVED
[22:46] <@Shinji Ikari> wolf is a brave man
[22:46] <Dancer SD> DO I HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR SCISSORS D:
[22:47] <@Shinji Ikari> he was once a foolish man but he wised up
[22:47] <@Wolf> Six. Hundred. Dollars.
[22:47] <madamestarcat> yes.
[22:47] <@Shinji Ikari> wolf did you stick your d[BLEEP]k in that crazy
[22:47] * madamestarcat gets neesan a popemobiel
[22:47] <madamestarcat> *mobile
[22:47] <@Shinji Ikari> inquiring minds wants to know
[22:47] * madamestarcat renames it the kanumobile
[22:47] * madamestarcat paints it with scenes of battle
[22:48] <@Wolf> Oh god no.
[22:48] <Dancer SD> lol what
[22:48] <@Shinji Ikari> let this fact be know: wolf did not stick his d[BLEEP]k in that crazy
[22:48] <@Shinji Ikari> no stirring occurred
[22:49] <@Wolf> You had to ask that while I was eating did'nt you?
[22:49] <Dancer SD> For kicks, here's my anime counterpart
[22:50] * madamestarcat sticks neesan inside the kanumobile and welds it shut
[22:50] <madamestarcat> don't worry, it's ventilated :D
[22:50] <@Shinji Ikari> yes. yes, i did.
[22:50] <Dancer SD> Female motherf[BLEEP]king Kenshin-- HEY
[22:50] <Dancer SD> lemmie go D:<
[22:50] <@Shinji Ikari> i am constant as the northern star
[22:50] <madamestarcat> look if I don't save you now you're gonna get run over by a pack of equine FMA cosplayers.
[22:51] <Dancer SD> I can take 'em D:<
[22:51] <madamestarcat> and then your water will get poisoned and scissors [BLEEP] and well yeah.
[22:51] <madamestarcat> Bad Things.
[22:52] <Dancer SD> I'm strong I can take 'em! D:<
[22:52] <madamestarcat> Yes, you can!
[22:52] <madamestarcat> But you're not gonna D:<
[22:53] <Dancer SD> I'VE FOUGHT ZOMBIES BEFORE
[22:54] * Dancer SD flails
[22:54] <madamestarcat> NOT IN REAL LIFE
[22:54] <madamestarcat> THIS IS REAL LIFE NEESAN
[22:54] <madamestarcat> IT'S NOT THE INTERNET
[22:54] <@Shinji Ikari> i consider fangirls zombies
[22:54] <madamestarcat> YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEEE D:
[22:55] <@Shinji Ikari> that's what i'll tell the police when the time comes
[22:55] <madamestarcat> I don't. They move too fast.
[22:55] <@Shinji Ikari> the insanity plea looks mighty fine
[22:55] <madamestarcat> hmm. I gotta go in a few minutes.
[22:56] <@Shinji Ikari> have a good night!
[22:56] <madamestarcat> Late-night meetings ftw.
[22:56] <madamestarcat> oh it's not sleep :D
[22:56] <@Wolf> Heres what you do. You watch you some CSI and learn how to cover your tracks
[22:57] * madamestarcat thwaps Wolf
[22:57] <madamestarcat> Don't be stupid. That's TV.
[22:57] <madamestarcat> Read forensics books instead. :D
[22:57] <@Wolf> That too.
[22:58] <Dancer SD> Can I get out
[22:58] <Dancer SD> please
[22:58] <Dancer SD> I dun like being caged D:
[22:58] <Dancer SD> imma wildcat caging is bad D:
[22:58] <Dancer SD> no zoo for me plz D:
[22:58] <madamestarcat> D:
[22:58] <madamestarcat> aw.
[22:58] <madamestarcat> No zoo.
[22:59] <madamestarcat> I sorry. :<
[22:59] <madamestarcat> Wait here
[22:59] * madamestarcat is away: I know the right person to call :O
[22:59] * CatCat arrives weilding a chainsaw!
[22:59] * CatCat SLICES open the kanumobile
[23:00] <Dancer SD> ...
[23:00] * Dancer SD looks at CatCat.
[23:00] *** CatCat is no one

[23:00] * CatCat leaps away into the night, chainsaw whirring
[23:00] <Dancer SD> O-o
[23:00] <Dancer SD> O_o
[23:00] * madamestarcat is back
[23:00] <Dancer SD> NOW I IS CONFUSED
[23:00] <Dancer SD> o_o
[23:00] <madamestarcat> Don't be.
[23:01] * madamestarcat is away: all will be explained when I get back. :3
[23:01] <Dancer SD> o_o
[23:01] <@Wolf> I will come to Otakon in full loadout and run Force Asshat Protection
[23:02] <Dancer SD> Wolf we need to make a bounty hunting business.
[23:02] <@Wolf> Yes we do.
[23:02] <@Wolf> Ironically enough that's allmost what I did out of HS
[23:03] <Dancer SD> With how things are going we could make great business.
[23:04] <@Shinji Ikari> he uses guns, she loves swords. together, they fight crime hunt down criminals for bounties
[23:04] <Dancer SD> We could fight crime too.
[23:05] <@Wolf> I agree. Now all we need is a themesong by Ozzy about fear and darkness all around us
[23:08] <@Wolf> It'd make for an epic anime or grindhouse feature
[23:10] <Dancer SD> damn straight
[23:11] <Dancer SD> if there's ever a need we would so rock as a team.
[23:11] <Dancer SD> (is it just me or did ditching asshat make everyone better friends)
[23:13] <@Shinji Ikari> it helped set me up as the big bad
[23:13] <@Shinji Ikari> who will DESTROY ALL OF YOU WITH MY EVILNESS
[23:13] <@Shinji Ikari> muahahahaha
[23:13] <Dancer SD> NOT SHINJI
[23:13] <Dancer SD> I don't have the power to defeat Shinji!
[23:13] <Dancer SD> I barely defeated asshat!
[23:14] <Dancer SD> And that was with everyone's help!
[23:14] <@Shinji Ikari> thus my evil plan is complete!
[23:14] <Dancer SD> WE'RE DOOMED
[23:14] <@Shinji Ikari> and now that my evil plan is complete... i will pick my belly button lint... EVIL-LIKE
[23:15] <@Wolf> I noticed that too. The thing about us being closer.
[23:15] <Dancer SD> Well
[23:16] <Dancer SD> if anime has taught us anything
[23:16] <Dancer SD> defeating evil is a bonding experience.
[23:16] <Dancer SD> I nearly wrote bondage experience.
[23:16] <@Shinji Ikari> i learned that via comics!
[23:16] <Dancer SD> But I guess that depends on the anime.
[23:16] <@Shinji Ikari> lol bondage experience
[23:16] <@Shinji Ikari> bondage is on the minds!
[23:17] <Dancer SD> But think about it
[23:18] <Dancer SD> Kryten went down, we got closer.
[23:18] <@Wolf> if it were a bondage experience this would be one f[BLEEP]ked up hentai
[23:18] <Dancer SD> Then asshat, and we're closer still!
[23:18] <Dancer SD> Chatbox hentai would be terrifying and fetishy as hell.
[23:18] *** UltraMatt has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:18] <+Luna-P> y0 UltraMatt
[23:18] * UltraMatt runs in
[23:19] <UltraMatt> mind if I add in as well?
[23:19] <UltraMatt> well..something
[23:19] <@Shinji Ikari> add away
[23:19] <Dancer SD> WE ARE TALKING OF FRIENDSHIP AND BONDAGE SO GO AHEAD
[23:19] <UltraMatt> I mean to what you said
[23:19] <UltraMatt> ...well someone else left
[23:19] <UltraMatt> ....and I felt a whole lot closer to you guys
[23:19] * UltraMatt is going to get sappy here in a moment
[23:19] <@Shinji Ikari> get all sappy, son!
[23:19] <@Shinji Ikari> i'm all for it
[23:19] <Dancer SD> Did he have long hair and a thing for astronomy.
[23:20] <Dancer SD> If so I totally get it and offer hugs.
[23:20] <UltraMatt> no
[23:20] <UltraMatt> though
[23:20] <Dancer SD> Either way I offer hugs.
[23:20] <UltraMatt> [SPOILER] sorta there
[23:20] <UltraMatt> well
[23:20] * UltraMatt hugs
[23:20] <UltraMatt> I'm debating whither to put this part on spoiler or not
[23:20] <Dancer SD> I gotta ask, do you still visit there?
[23:20] <UltraMatt> due to..a problem I have >.>
[23:20] <@Shinji Ikari> dude
[23:20] <Dancer SD> Morbid curiosity and whatnot
[23:20] <@Shinji Ikari> just go ahead and say it
[23:20] <UltraMatt> [SPOILER] yes
[23:20] <@Shinji Ikari> don't hesitate
[23:21] <@Shinji Ikari> don't spoiler it
[23:21] <UltraMatt> ok ok
[23:21] <@Shinji Ikari> speak your mind
[23:21] <UltraMatt> well for a long time
[23:21] <UltraMatt> even when I got back
[23:21] <UltraMatt> I distrusted you guys
[23:21] <UltraMatt> Shaldra, to be honest, for a long time I still was scared of you..I think I mentioned that to you
[23:21] <@Shinji Ikari> that's completely understandable
[23:21] <UltraMatt> Shinji I was unsure about you
[23:21] <@Shinji Ikari> hell, i originally didn't want you back
[23:21] * Dancer SD chuckles
[23:21] <Dancer SD> ya did
[23:21] <UltraMatt> Wolf, after all that I worried about talking to you
[23:22] <Dancer SD> a lot of people here were scared of me.
[23:22] <UltraMatt> and the boss-man
[23:22] <UltraMatt> well...I was worried about him too
[23:22] <UltraMatt> but after all this
[23:22] <Dancer SD> X is a teddy bear~
[23:22] <UltraMatt> I'm starting to feel alot better about you guys
[23:22] <@Shinji Ikari> but i took my time and i watched you and i'm glad to admit i was wrong about your return
[23:22] <@Shinji Ikari> i'm happy you're back.
[23:22] <@Shinji Ikari> no joke. no s[BLEEP]tting you.
[23:22] <UltraMatt> for one thing, Shaldra...that asian philosphy and such is actually a big intreast of mine...to be honest >.>
[23:22] <@Shinji Ikari> right now you're a cool cat.
[23:23] <Dancer SD> Man, you're like family, it's good to have you around.
[23:23] <UltraMatt> well..I try to be
[23:23] <Dancer SD> I'mma ronin!
[23:23] <UltraMatt> heh
[23:23] <@Wolf> We look after our own around here
[23:23] <UltraMatt> I'm more interested in Daoism and all that sort of philosphy
[23:23] <UltraMatt> thank you
[23:24] <UltraMatt> I don't feel like an outcast here anymore
[23:24] <Dancer SD> I say this to everyone; you're always welcome 'round here.
[23:24] <UltraMatt> thank you
[23:24] <Dancer SD> sure it may be strange but we help when it's needed and defend who needs to be defended.
[23:24] * UltraMatt ooc happy-cries
[23:24] <@Shinji Ikari> you're welcome!
[23:25] <UltraMatt> thankies
[23:25] <UltraMatt> now..I just have to deal with my own little things >.>
[23:25] <@Shinji Ikari> ain't nothing wrong with that
[23:25] <Dancer SD> we all have that.
[23:25] <@Shinji Ikari> we all have little things to deal with
[23:25] <@Shinji Ikari> SAME BRAIN WAVES
[23:25] <Dancer SD> Like my urge to murder my entire family!
[23:26] <UltraMatt> heh
[23:26] <@Shinji Ikari> oh man, i know how that is
[23:26] <UltraMatt> I sadly have to opress my urge nowadays to read anything I find
[23:26] <UltraMatt> due to studies ironically..I don't have the time to use the library like I really want to
[23:26] <Dancer SD> My younger brother stole my s[BLEEP]t and I got yelled at for it.
[23:26] <Dancer SD> The f[BLEEP]k is up with that.
[23:26] <UltraMatt> ....shaldra
[23:26] <@Wolf> I feel more welcome here post-asshat then I have in the whole of my existance here.
[23:27] <UltraMatt> ....I have my own problems with family
[23:27] <@Shinji Ikari> that's just f[BLEEP]ked up
[23:27] <UltraMatt> ...stupid sister says that the only reason I talk to you guys is that I have no life
[23:27] <@Shinji Ikari> wolf that's because you're lusting for me is out of the closet
[23:27] <@Wolf> goddamn lag
[23:27] <@Shinji Ikari> how old is your sister matt
[23:27] <UltraMatt> ...she also says that cause I have an interest in other religions and such..I'm going to hell >.>
[23:27] <UltraMatt> year younger
[23:27] <UltraMatt> but she bullies everyone in the family
[23:27] * Dancer SD breaks down laughing.
[23:28] <@Shinji Ikari> is she legal
[23:28] <Dancer SD> Oh man that's hilarious.
[23:28] <Dancer SD> Don't take her seriously at all.
[23:28] <Dancer SD> That's such bull.
[23:28] <UltraMatt> I don't
[23:28] <@Shinji Ikari> (you so know i was gonna go there)
[23:28] <UltraMatt> but she's turned into such a god-damn..pardon the phrase..bible-thumper
[23:28] <Dancer SD> Ahaha I'm like the least religious person.
[23:28] <@Shinji Ikari> oh gawd
[23:29] <UltraMatt> I'm actually very religious
[23:29] <UltraMatt> but I'm very open minded too
[23:29] <@Shinji Ikari> i've had my experience with those sorts
[23:29] <@Shinji Ikari> and i'm putting it lightly
[23:29] <UltraMatt> heh..I was really mean once
[23:29] <UltraMatt> I read to her outloud a philosphy book on how god doesn't exist
[23:30] <UltraMatt> ..I'm the sort of person who reads encylopedias for fun >.>
[23:31] <UltraMatt> funny story about my sister
[23:31] <UltraMatt> I was talking to her one time
[23:31] <UltraMatt> and she was going off on a rant about how anime is bad and such
[23:31] <UltraMatt> and next thing she says is "oh..and I found all the episodes of Monster Rancher online! isn't that cool??"
[23:31] <@Wolf> Oh that sort.
[23:33] <UltraMatt> it made me laugh
[23:33] <UltraMatt> I could go on and on about her
[23:33] <UltraMatt> I have a thousand stories
[23:33] <@Shinji Ikari> crazy b[BLEEP]ch is crazy
[23:33] <@Wolf> There is a small part of me that thanks the higher powers for cons that run their weekends the same as a religous convention
[23:33] <Dancer SD> LOL
[23:33] <Dancer SD> So there IS a god.
[23:34] <UltraMatt> hehe
[23:34] <UltraMatt> oddly enough
[23:34] <UltraMatt> the last..*counts*...three cons I've been to..
[23:34] <UltraMatt> there has always been someone dressed up as Jesus
[23:35] <Dancer SD> We had a bagpiper one year.
[23:35] <Dancer SD> A real one.
[23:35] <Dancer SD> Playing.
[23:35] <Dancer SD> o_o
[23:35] <UltraMatt> ...awesome
[23:35] <@Shinji Ikari> i wanna have a jesus cosplay team up with an anakin one
[23:35] <UltraMatt> hehehe
[23:36] <@Shinji Ikari> twice the chosen one, twice the miracle!
[23:36] <@Wolf> Mainly because it affords me the chance to answer questions like "Who is your god?" with "A flying chunk of spaghetti"
[23:36] <UltraMatt> XD
[23:36] <Dancer SD> I had this older british lady stop me one year
[23:36] <Dancer SD> and as WTF was going on.
[23:36] <UltraMatt> hmmm
[23:36] <Dancer SD> I had to explain to her what AN was.
[23:36] <UltraMatt> heh
[23:37] <UltraMatt> it always amuses me to wonder what the other non-con people think of what goes on
[23:37] <UltraMatt> "you guys are insane!" "Bison: OF COURSE!"
[23:37] <Dancer SD> the best thing is cosplayers on the bus/subway
[23:37] <@Wolf> they prolly think we're haveing some sort of nerd orgy.
[23:37] <UltraMatt> me and my mom DRIVE in costume
[23:38] <UltraMatt> ...my mom's cosplay ought to be interesting this year >___>
[23:38] <UltraMatt> she's doing Mistress Nine
[23:38] <Dancer SD> you're lucky your family LIKES anime :/
[23:38] <Dancer SD> well mother
[23:38] <Dancer SD> all of my family hates anime.
[23:38] <UltraMatt> yeah
[23:38] <UltraMatt> she loves it....
[23:38] <UltraMatt> though
[23:39] <UltraMatt> she's worried if she's too old for cosplaying and should stop
[23:39] <Dancer SD> nah
[23:39] <UltraMatt> my dad calls it "squeeky cartoons"
[23:39] <Dancer SD> s'hard to be too old for cosplay
[23:39] <Dancer SD> (all you do is play characters who happen to be older)
[23:39] <UltraMatt> oh..and everytime I try to watch anything japanese..he tries to remind me of japanese war atrocities
[23:40] <@Wolf> I lol when I go to cons and people stare at me 'cause i'm the only one in full BDU's and body armor
[23:40] <Dancer SD> my dad calls it "bad Japanese animation"
[23:40] <@Wolf> F[BLEEP]k people airsoft is part of japanese culture too
[23:40] <Dancer SD> you'd fit in at AN man.
[23:40] <Dancer SD> We have a military group that does airsoft.
[23:40] <UltraMatt> oh....
[23:40] <Dancer SD> They always hang there.
[23:40] <UltraMatt> last year I ran into zombie hunters
[23:40] <UltraMatt> THAT was fun
[23:41] <@Wolf> I need to go to this AN
[23:41] <Dancer SD> We had ghostbusters! :O
[23:41] <UltraMatt> I discussed Zombie fighting tatics with them
[23:41] <UltraMatt> (if you didn't know..I've been in a zombie horror film)
[23:41] <@Wolf> But I think this requires a passport
[23:41] <UltraMatt> well..horror comedy
[23:41] <Dancer SD> LEGALLY it does.
[23:41] <@Wolf> And money I do not yet have
[23:41] <UltraMatt> wish I could go to AN
[23:41] <Dancer SD> I was in one of the Toronto Zombie Walks!
[23:41] <UltraMatt> I really want to meet you guys someday
[23:42] <UltraMatt> so at least you can see how strange I am and then run away
[23:42] <@Wolf> well i'm out guys I have a paper to do
[23:42] <UltraMatt> ok seeya
[23:42] <Dancer SD> Go man go
[23:42] <@Wolf> Take care all.
[23:42] <UltraMatt> take care ^^
[23:42] <Dancer SD> papers are important!
[23:42] *** @Wolf [Aces_High@405th.rr.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Acta Non Verba)
[23:42] <UltraMatt> ganbare!
[23:42] <@Shinji Ikari> bye wolfs!
[23:43] <UltraMatt> wait..did I spell that right?
[23:43] <Dancer SD> Gambare
[23:43] <Dancer SD> but you were close :D
[23:43] <UltraMatt> heh
[23:43] <Dancer SD> wait
[23:43] <UltraMatt> I've noticed I do that alot
[23:43] <Dancer SD> you were right
[23:43] <UltraMatt> oh!
[23:43] * Dancer SD whack herself
[23:44] <UltraMatt> well...I got some homework wrong once..cause I forgot an extra i or U
[23:44] <Dancer SD> Ya I do it too!
[23:44] <UltraMatt> like Kyou
[23:44] <Dancer SD> Japanese is picky like that :/
[23:44] <UltraMatt> yeah..but it's so fun
[23:44] <UltraMatt> I have a japanese blog!
[23:44] <Dancer SD> awesome!
[23:45] <UltraMatt> it's for japanese class...we have to post on it once in awhile
[23:45] * UltraMatt checks
[23:45] <UltraMatt> ......weird
[23:46] <UltraMatt> hey, shaldra..can I ask a question on japanese?
[23:46] <UltraMatt> simply cause I'm checking this comment
[23:46] <Dancer SD> not sure if I can help but sure.
[23:46] <UltraMatt> ok
[23:46] <UltraMatt> well this person I think..was trying to say they hate coffee too
[23:47] <UltraMatt> but.....they wrote instead of Kirai....Kiraijaarimasen...
[23:47] <UltraMatt> doesn't that mean...you like coffee?
[23:47] <@Shinji Ikari> i hate coffee too
[23:47] <@Shinji Ikari> coffee raped my dog
[23:48] <UltraMatt> heh..I can't drink coffee...I gag
[23:48] <@Shinji Ikari> at least it didn't do illegal things to your dog
[23:48] <UltraMatt> my dog died from a brain tumor
[23:49] <UltraMatt> but anyways
[23:49] <UltraMatt> I find japanese extremnly hard..but extremenly easy O_o
[23:50] <Dancer SD> ja arimasen is the polite way of saying you don't like something.
[23:50] <Dancer SD> well, more polite.
[23:50] <Dancer SD> I think
[23:50] <Dancer SD> grah I need to study more
[23:50] <UltraMatt> ah
[23:51] <Dancer SD> it's harder when you're studying of your own free will
[23:51] <UltraMatt> wish I could help you
[23:51] <UltraMatt> wish I could help anyone with an interst >>
[23:51] <@Shinji Ikari> i can help you. you damn better study or i'mma send you to your room without supper, young lady!
[23:52] <UltraMatt> awww
[23:52] <Dancer SD> nooooooooooooes
[23:52] * UltraMatt gives Shaldra a bowl of natto
[23:52] <UltraMatt> (I have tried natto..and...ugh)
[23:52] <@Shinji Ikari> don't spoil her, matt!
[23:52] <@Shinji Ikari> how can she learn anything if she's being awarded for being lazy!
[23:53] <UltraMatt> ok
[23:53] * UltraMatt gives shaldra a bowl of sand..
[23:53] <Dancer SD> Shinji you sound like my old sensei on a bad day and I sort'a like it!
[23:53] <@Shinji Ikari> XD
[23:54] <UltraMatt> heh
[23:54] <UltraMatt> ..I admire you guys a little bit
[23:54] <UltraMatt> not sure why..just do
[23:54] <UltraMatt> heh..
[23:55] * Dancer SD chuckles.
[23:55] <UltraMatt> my mom almost signed me up for a japanese swordsmanship class
[23:55] <Dancer SD> If you say so, I still don't see any attraction to me.
[23:55] <UltraMatt> there were some offers from a local area at a con
[23:55] <UltraMatt> I'm going to get a little down on myself for a sec
[23:56] <UltraMatt> but I think it's cause I see you guys have all these talents..and I often feel like I have none really
[23:56] <UltraMatt> or at least nothing that stands out
[23:56] <Dancer SD> hahah all my talents are because I'm covering the fact that I'm an idiot.
[23:56] <Dancer SD> I nearly failed high school. Hell I nearly f[BLEEP]ked up university!
[23:57] <UltraMatt> I had to drag through everything >.>
[23:57] <UltraMatt> my problem is
[23:57] <UltraMatt> I have a huge interest in everyone...I love to read alot...I like to write....
[23:57] <UltraMatt> but when I'm forced to test on these things...I just can't remember it then
[23:58] <UltraMatt> and I end up doing bad
[23:58] <Dancer SD> I know that feeling.
[23:58] <UltraMatt> makes me feel like a failure
[23:58] <Dancer SD> don't feel that way.
[23:58] <Dancer SD> School's a b[BLEEP]ch
[23:58] <Dancer SD> and in many ways unfair.
[23:59] <UltraMatt> yeah agreed
[23:59] <Dancer SD> they treat everyone like a carbon copy and expect everyone to be brilliant in the same things.
[23:59] <@Yaijinden> you mean you aren't? :V
[23:59] <Dancer SD> I'm an idiot with a background in martial arts!
[00:00] <Dancer SD> I damn well am not smart.
[00:00] <UltraMatt> ...
[00:00] <UltraMatt> well
[00:00] <@Shinji Ikari> aww
[00:00] <UltraMatt> when I was in fifth grade...
[00:00] <UltraMatt> I tested into a college reading level
[00:00] <UltraMatt> or was it sixth
[00:00] <Dancer SD> I'm athletic and artistic and I always got beat down on that because apparently those things aren't useful in my family's eyes.
[00:01] <UltraMatt> my dad I think is dissapointed in me
[00:01] <@Yaijinden> .-.
[00:01] <UltraMatt> before I was born..he bought hunting knives and stuff..cause he expected to go out deer hunting with his son..and all that outdoors stuff
[00:02] <UltraMatt> and here I am, writing poetry and reading books on the fall of the Mughal Empire
[00:03] <Dancer SD> I just got outdone by my siblings.
[00:03] <Dancer SD> My sister was an A+ student, so is my brother.
[00:03] <Dancer SD> Anything I did was average and therefore not good enough.
[00:04] <Dancer SD> So I went to outdo them physically.
[00:04] <Dancer SD> Just for my own sanity.
[00:04] <UltraMatt> I'm awful physically back then
[00:04] <UltraMatt> even worse now...due to...that incident
[00:04] * @Yaijinden nods/sighs
[00:05] <UltraMatt> can hardly go up three flights of stairs without getting winded
[00:05] <UltraMatt> one time I went for a walk into town....and I walked four blocks before I felt like I was nearly going to faint
[00:05] <@Shinji Ikari> i could've been a good student
[00:05] <@Shinji Ikari> if it wasn't for my lack of talent with math and my laziness
[00:06] <Dancer SD> math can bite me.
[00:06] <UltraMatt> math..sucks
[00:06] <UltraMatt> that's the only reason my graduation got pushed back
[00:06] <Dancer SD> I heard "imaginary numbers" and started questioning things.
[00:06] <UltraMatt> it took me.......nearly three and half years to get through college math
[00:06] <@Shinji Ikari> i got lucky with high school and not so lucky as well!
[00:06] <UltraMatt> and I'm getting a fine arts degree..
[00:07] <UltraMatt> I'm like...what does this have to do with math
[00:07] <UltraMatt> cept maybe your paycheck and after performances, your unemployment check
[00:07] <Dancer SD> haha I know that one.
[00:07] <@Shinji Ikari> i had to do summer school two years for a row, one year for a math class i failed in and another year for a math class i NEVER took due to my schedule being f[BLEEP]ked up due to me failing that first math class
[00:07] <@Shinji Ikari> kinda hilarious once you think about it
[00:08] <@Shinji Ikari> oh wait
[00:08] <@Shinji Ikari> correction:
[00:08] <@Shinji Ikari> the first year of summer school was for something else. i retook that one failed math class during the next school year. which f[BLEEP]ked up my schedule.
[00:09] <@Shinji Ikari> man i really suck at remembering things these days
[00:09] <UltraMatt> anyone got a math book handy?
[00:09] <@Yaijinden> What level?
[00:09] * @Yaijinden has an introductory calculus book on hand
[00:09] <UltraMatt> any level
[00:09] <UltraMatt> will you be needing it?
[00:09] <@Yaijinden> Inasmuch as it will get me money, kind of?
[00:10] <@Shinji Ikari> will it get me whores?
[00:10] <UltraMatt> ok..anyone got one they don't want?
[00:10] <@Shinji Ikari> i can impress whores with my s[BLEEP]tty math schools
[00:11] <Dancer SD> (does it involve burning/damaging the book because you're two years too late for my books)
[00:11] <UltraMatt> (damn)
[00:13] <UltraMatt> I honestly can't do math
[00:13] <@Shinji Ikari> right now i'm lucky i can do addition and subtraction. that's due to me forgetting so much.
[00:14] <@Shinji Ikari> if you don't use it, you lose it!
[00:14] <@Shinji Ikari> and i haven't had a chance to use algebra for years
[00:14] <Dancer SD> I can do the basic stuff like clockwork.
[00:14] <UltraMatt> ...
[00:15] <Dancer SD> I've outdone X and his iPhone purely in my head.
[00:15] <UltraMatt> I can't read clocks >>
[00:15] <Dancer SD> But you ask me to go beyond that and I'm lost.
[00:15] <UltraMatt> I can't even do basic stuff
[00:15] <UltraMatt> without a pencil and paper
[00:15] <@Shinji Ikari> define basic stuff
[00:15] <UltraMatt> I can't do anything in my head @_@
[00:16] <Dancer SD> addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, precentages.
[00:17] <@Wolf> math in general escapes me. ergo I suck at distance shooting.
[00:17] <@Shinji Ikari> it's a wolf!
[00:17] <@Wolf> It is.
[00:17] <@Shinji Ikari> i rocked in history.
[00:17] * UltraMatt sees Math...and head explodes in bright colors
[00:17] <@Shinji Ikari> i was good in english when i felt like it.
[00:17] <Dancer SD> history, drama, and art ♡
[00:17] <@Shinji Ikari> same goes with science.
[00:18] <@Wolf> Science and English were more my subjects of choice.
[00:18] <UltraMatt> ....
[00:18] <UltraMatt> OMG DRAMA
[00:18] <UltraMatt> AND HISTORY
[00:18] <@Shinji Ikari> pretty much depending on my level of apathy, i could be good in anything but math
[00:18] <Dancer SD> I was good at English when I was in the mood.
[00:18] <UltraMatt> looove them
[00:18] <Dancer SD> Oh man Matt
[00:18] <Dancer SD> My first highschool
[00:18] <UltraMatt> I'm a huge history buff
[00:18] <Dancer SD> had a full sized theater with 972 seats.
[00:18] <UltraMatt> ...
[00:18] <UltraMatt> *_*
[00:18] <@Shinji Ikari> you lucky ba[BLEEP]rd
[00:19] <Dancer SD> it was f[BLEEP]king GODLY
[00:19] <@Shinji Ikari> i'mma like smallville up where i went to high school
[00:19] <UltraMatt> oh man...to act on that stage
[00:19] <@Yaijinden> Hee.
[00:19] <@Shinji Ikari> and i don't mean the tv series
[00:19] <UltraMatt> though...acting isn't all fun and games >>
[00:19] <UltraMatt> espcally when it comes to people's egos >>
[00:19] <@Shinji Ikari> i think we might've had like 900 students all together
[00:19] <Dancer SD> Well my first highschool was in a small city, but the school was the main local theater, so they got the huge grants and the school used it for the drama classes.
[00:19] <@Shinji Ikari> i s[BLEEP]t you not
[00:20] <@Yaijinden> Acting is one thing. There's a reason they call it "drama" yanno.
[00:20] <UltraMatt> though I love acting
[00:20] <@Wolf> I remember Drama class. Everyone's opening monolouge was old world stuff, I did a bit from From Dusk 'Till Dawn
[00:20] <UltraMatt> hee
[00:20] <@Shinji Ikari> wolf you get points
[00:20] <UltraMatt> I once did for drama The Doctor's monologue from The Ark in Space
[00:20] <UltraMatt> ...I got blank stares
[00:21] <@Wolf> I did the bit from the store in the begining
[00:21] <@Shinji Ikari> our drama thing was a drama club
[00:21] <@Shinji Ikari> and that was it
[00:21] <@Shinji Ikari> i think they might have done one or two plays a year
[00:21] <UltraMatt> ugh drama club
[00:21] <UltraMatt> drama club in high school was fun
[00:22] <@Shinji Ikari> i tell ya', it was smallville up in here
[00:22] <UltraMatt> the college's is a bit...unfair
[00:22] <UltraMatt> you have to pay to become a member
[00:22] <@Wolf> I suddenly have an urge to go into the theatre and watch AMV's.
[00:22] <@Shinji Ikari> of course you do!
[00:22] <@Shinji Ikari> because they gotta make monies somehow
[00:22] <@Shinji Ikari> the way of life
[00:22] <UltraMatt> heh I would join you
[00:22] <UltraMatt> ^wolf
[00:22] <@Shinji Ikari> if there's a way to get cash, it's gonna get exploited
[00:22] <UltraMatt> But I've forced myself to watch Super-S
[00:23] <Dancer SD> sounds like the Student Council to me 9_(
[00:23] <@Wolf> ahh
[00:23] <Dancer SD> 9_9
[00:23] <Dancer SD> my second high school was hell.
[00:23] <@Wolf> I may watch Galaxy Express here in a second
[00:23] <UltraMatt> high school was awesome for me...
[00:23] <UltraMatt> I wasn't populer...
[00:23] <UltraMatt> but I wasn't...unpopuler
[00:24] <@Shinji Ikari> my high school was meh
[00:24] <UltraMatt> I was the kid everyone knew and everyone basically didn't mind
[00:24] <UltraMatt> and I tended to get treated pretty nicely
[00:24] <@Shinji Ikari> i kept my head down and survived
[00:24] <UltraMatt> now JUNIOR HIGH was hell on earth
[00:24] <@Wolf> I hung out with the punkers and the stoners
[00:24] <@Shinji Ikari> troublemaker!
[00:24] <Dancer SD> High school's where I got the nickname "ronin"
[00:25] <@Wolf> mostly because I was a punker and a stoner
[00:25] <UltraMatt> I hung out with the theatre geeks :P
[00:25] <Dancer SD> I beat up the punks who beat up the nerds and wandered on my own.
[00:25] <UltraMatt> cause..well..I am a theatre geek
[00:25] <Dancer SD> Rigged myself a vending machine, played poker in the lunch room.
[00:25] <@Wolf> I think I dyed my hair green at one point
[00:25] <@Shinji Ikari> i wasn't associated with any groups
[00:25] <@Shinji Ikari> or any labels
[00:26] <UltraMatt> I kept to myself...read books....drew in my notebook
[00:26] <UltraMatt> came up with thousands of ideas
[00:26] <@Shinji Ikari> i had some folks i'd sit with or talk to or friends to f[BLEEP]k around with but i was under the radar and content with it
[00:26] <madamestarcat> DID I HEAR THEATRE GEEKS
[00:26] <UltraMatt> YES
[00:26] <@Shinji Ikari> MAYBE
[00:26] <UltraMatt> I AM ONE
[00:26] <madamestarcat> oh man I just hung out with theatre geeks for an hour and a half o_o
[00:26] <UltraMatt> heh
[00:27] <@Wolf> I remember one time me and the guys flushed a huge chunk of dry ice down one of the toilets in the theatre dressing rooms
[00:27] <@Wolf> Man my teacher was pissed.
[00:27] <@Shinji Ikari> oh you little heathen!
[00:28] <@Shinji Ikari> i remember leaving school early to go stand in line for TPM
[00:28] <UltraMatt> I used to sneak out early just to get home before everyone else :P
[00:28] <Dancer SD> I remember unlocking windows and climbing onto the roof!
[00:29] <@Shinji Ikari> i was like, i took my exams? well, f[BLEEP]k it. i ain't stick around here much longer. my best pal and i just got out of school early, f[BLEEP]ked around much of the day and went over to the theater to wait in line.
[00:29] <madamestarcat> I made a duct tape dress.
[00:29] <madamestarcat> um.
[00:29] <Dancer SD> It was quiet and I had a nice view, I was happy.
[00:29] <madamestarcat> I was a lawyer once. :D
[00:29] <madamestarcat> my career thus far has been extremely boring.
[00:29] <UltraMatt> I honestly..
[00:29] <UltraMatt> tended to stay away from most everyone
[00:29] <UltraMatt> and keep to myself most of the time
[00:29] <@Shinji Ikari> no problem with that
[00:30] <@Shinji Ikari> i had a habit of keeping to myself as well
[00:30] <@Yaijinden> Elementary school I chilled with the SED kids. They were more interesting and willing to roleplay video games with me.
[00:30] <madamestarcat> I talked to people.
[00:30] <madamestarcat> It just didn't seem to...matter? Last?
[00:30] <@Shinji Ikari> with s[BLEEP]t like columbine happening back then, i was cautious about who i was around
[00:30] <UltraMatt> elementary school..........
[00:31] <UltraMatt> oh god....
[00:31] <madamestarcat> hahaha
[00:31] <UltraMatt> such...awful memories ><
[00:31] <madamestarcat> I went to four elementary schools
[00:31] <Dancer SD> ahaha my elementary school was back in a freaking bush.
[00:31] <UltraMatt> I was tormented every single freaking day
[00:31] <Dancer SD> with a sand pit for a school yard
[00:31] <UltraMatt> bullied to the point of breaking
[00:31] <@Shinji Ikari> my elementary school was fun for like the majority of it
[00:31] <@Shinji Ikari> then it turned into bulls[BLEEP]t
[00:31] <@Shinji Ikari> and that bulls[BLEEP]t extended into middle school
[00:32] <@Shinji Ikari> like three years of bulls[BLEEP]t
[00:32] <Dancer SD> I was a sick kid back then. ._.
[00:32] <@Shinji Ikari> then high school happened!
[00:32] <Dancer SD> I had heart problems for all of seventh grade.
[00:32] <@Shinji Ikari> and bulls[BLEEP]t was SO far gone
[00:32] <UltraMatt> awww
[00:32] <@Wolf> I had to be homeschooled in the 8th grade because of the way I was treated in middle school
[00:32] <@Shinji Ikari> that sucks shal and i'm sorry to hear that D:
[00:32] <UltraMatt> my dad forced the school to seperate me from any of the kids who bullied me
[00:32] <@Shinji Ikari> that sucks as well, wolf
[00:33] <@Yaijinden> =\
[00:33] <@Yaijinden> =\
[00:33] <UltraMatt> man...
[00:33] * madamestarcat sighs
[00:33] <madamestarcat> I was lucky.
[00:33] <UltraMatt> did any of us have a happy time?
[00:33] <madamestarcat> moving helped me to escape.
[00:33] <madamestarcat> eh.
[00:33] <@Yaijinden> starcat, apparently. =o
[00:33] <madamestarcat> I don't know.
[00:33] <madamestarcat> :/
[00:33] <madamestarcat> Yeah.
[00:33] <madamestarcat> Comparatively, definitely.
[00:33] <Dancer SD> I did eventually.
[00:33] <@Shinji Ikari> looking back on it without rose-tinted glasses, i had a relatively decent high school experience compared to others
[00:33] * Dancer SD chuckles a little.
[00:33] <madamestarcat> but did I have good times?
[00:34] <madamestarcat> Only a few years.
[00:34] <@Shinji Ikari> i didn't have a[BLEEP]les to deal with like in middle school
[00:34] <UltraMatt> mine didn't approve till high school
[00:34] <madamestarcat> Fourth, eighth, ninth.
[00:34] <Dancer SD> Best friend showed up, we did everything together.
[00:34] <Dancer SD> She was an otaku like me.
[00:34] <madamestarcat> I miss my best friends.
[00:34] <Dancer SD> Even had a crush on her.
[00:34] <@Yaijinden> Middle school is hellish if you can't latch into a peer group.
[00:34] <madamestarcat> I need to go visit Apricot sometime soon.
[00:34] <@Yaijinden> (aww :3 )
[00:34] <Dancer SD> then I moved.
[00:34] <@Shinji Ikari> i hit high school and it was all about me being quasi-involved in school work and going out on the weekends to see movies and hanging out with friends and chatting up girls on the phone and etc. and etc.
[00:35] <madamestarcat> god i hate moving.
[00:35] <madamestarcat> i hate it.
[00:35] <madamestarcat> moving took away the girl here who was closest to my best friend
[00:35] <@Wolf> I did'nt find my own 'till I got out of hs
[00:35] <madamestarcat> she took a leave of absence due to depression which is pretty legit
[00:36] <madamestarcat> I guess while most of my school years weren't unhappy I just spent most of them drifting.
[00:36] <madamestarcat> I mean, why bother putting down ties if you're gonna pull them up in a year or so?
[00:36] <@Shinji Ikari> rather pragmatic of ya
[00:36] <@Shinji Ikari> but i see what you mean
[00:36] <UltraMatt> I purposly stayed away from everyone
[00:36] <UltraMatt> I just wanted to be alone
[00:37] <Dancer SD> I'd been betrayed before, I expected to be alone by mid hs.
[00:37] <UltraMatt> ...it's really sort of depressing remembering school in the past
[00:37] <@Shinji Ikari> surprising as it may seem but i'm nowhere as outgoing as i was in high school
[00:38] <madamestarcat> It's really easy for me to be engaging and polite.
[00:38] <madamestarcat> Conversations aren't hard.
[00:38] <@Shinji Ikari> i had YOUTH on my side
[00:38] <madamestarcat> but I don't talk about my problems to people unless I know them.
[00:38] <Dancer SD> I was the girl who scared everyone.
[00:38] <UltraMatt> I never talked to anyone
[00:38] <@Shinji Ikari> these days i'm rather private but i have a stronger degree of confidence than then
[00:39] <UltraMatt> I was very private..till high school
[00:39] <Dancer SD> you get a big tough girl in a leather jacket coming towards you and you back off
[00:39] <UltraMatt> then I was pretty outgoing..and somewhat goofy >_>
[00:39] <madamestarcat> I was the weird girl. The smart one they wanted to get to do their homework for them.
[00:39] <Dancer SD> People avoided me more than I avoided them.
[00:39] <@Shinji Ikari> i never wore my bomber jacket to hs
[00:39] <madamestarcat> I was mean.
[00:39] <UltraMatt> I wore turtlenecks....I STILL WEAR TURTLENECKS
[00:39] <madamestarcat> I still am.
[00:39] <@Shinji Ikari> due to the fact that i figured someone would probably steal it the first moment i took my eyes off of it
[00:39] <madamestarcat> I don't like it.
[00:39] <@Shinji Ikari> i was hella nicer then
[00:39] <UltraMatt> after high school..I tried to be friendly
[00:39] <madamestarcat> but, it's my only real defense.
[00:40] <Dancer SD> I apparently still scare people.
[00:40] <Dancer SD> Sort'a used to it by now though.
[00:40] <UltraMatt> I wanted to make lots of friends..........
[00:40] <@Shinji Ikari> i'm harder now. blunter
[00:40] <UltraMatt> ...I was tired of always being alone
[00:40] <UltraMatt> I still am
[00:40] <madamestarcat> I think I might want to take self-defense classes
[00:40] <UltraMatt> ..even today I'm a bit of an introverte
[00:40] <madamestarcat> but I'm afraid of not being able to do well because I've tried martial arts before and it's just not my thing.
[00:40] <madamestarcat> but then, like.
[00:40] <UltraMatt> I never know how to show my feelings or talk about anything in the open
[00:40] <madamestarcat> I take the bus and subway by myself.
[00:41] <madamestarcat> And I do usually feel pretty safe, but...there's always that wonder. "what if something happened?"
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> if it's not your thing, then don't try it
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> there's other means of self defense
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> pepper spray
[00:41] <madamestarcat> No, I know.
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> stun gun
[00:41] <UltraMatt> ..and then I lose my roomie now a days
[00:41] <madamestarcat> eh
[00:41] <UltraMatt> and now I feel super duper lonely
[00:41] <@Wolf> I know just enough to disarm and disable.
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> long knife
[00:41] <Dancer SD> ... one moment THAT STUPID SMARTIES COMMERCIAL IS ON AND NOW I WILL NEVER GET THAT JINGLE OUT OF MY HEAD
[00:41] <@Shinji Ikari> jam it in their belly!
[00:41] <Dancer SD> AAAAAAAAARG
[00:41] <UltraMatt> cause no one ever visits....and I never get mail
[00:41] <madamestarcat> If I had a bag or two I consistently carried
[00:41] <madamestarcat> then I'd feel better about just having something like that
[00:41] <@Wolf> Most of the time I ither carry a knife or i'm concealed carry.
[00:41] <UltraMatt> ....guys excuse me for a second
[00:42] <madamestarcat> But I'm really bad about taking stuff with me
[00:42] * UltraMatt is away: .I'm starting to think too hard about all this
[00:42] <@Shinji Ikari> why
[00:42] <madamestarcat> I have knitting needles. Sometime.
[00:42] <Dancer SD> I have a credit card sized knife in my wallet.
[00:42] * Dancer SD coughs.
[00:42] <madamestarcat> neesan why do you need a knife
[00:42] <@Shinji Ikari> oh wait. i thought you said you FELT bad. sorry, misread
[00:42] <madamestarcat> No I don't feel bad about it O_o
[00:42] <@Shinji Ikari> because knives are useful
[00:42] <Dancer SD> I don't!
[00:42] <Dancer SD> But I have one.
[00:43] <madamestarcat> It's just like sometimes I will just stick my wallet in my pocket and grab my transit card and go
[00:43] <madamestarcat> I guess I'm worried that I won't remember it if I need it.
[00:43] * UltraMatt is back
[00:43] <madamestarcat> I don't really know where to start either.
[00:43] <@Shinji Ikari> it'sa matt!
[00:43] <UltraMatt> I've sort of become almost totally non-agressive >_>
[00:43] <@Wolf> Anyone wanna see my knife?
[00:44] <@Shinji Ikari> yes
[00:44] <UltraMatt> the last time I did...I was at a scounting camp..and I beat a kid up with a large stick
[00:44] <Dancer SD> show me the knife Wolf :O
[00:44] <madamestarcat> no wolf no pone wants to see your knife
[00:44] <madamestarcat> keep it in your pants
[00:44] <Dancer SD> Show me yours and I'll show you mine
[00:44] * Dancer SD eyebrow waggles
[00:44] * madamestarcat waggles eyebrows
[00:44] * UltraMatt just listens
[00:44] <@Wolf> Benchmade Push Dagger
[00:44] <Dancer SD> niiiiice~
[00:44] <madamestarcat> that's a stabbyknife!
[00:45] <@Wolf> She's my baby.
[00:45] <madamestarcat> right that's creepy
[00:45] * madamestarcat sliiides behind neesan
[00:45] <madamestarcat> protect me from the huegscaryman.
[00:45] <madamestarcat> plz?
[00:45] <@Wolf> -_-
[00:45] <UltraMatt> I don't think I could ever defend myself
[00:45] <@Shinji Ikari> are you monkey's pictures
[00:45] * Dancer SD cracks knuckles?
[00:46] <madamestarcat> I will pay you in term papers and vocabulary quizzes.
[00:46] <@Wolf> Just because i'm Frankenstein-esq people run in fear.
[00:46] <madamestarcat> It's what I can do!
[00:46] <Dancer SD> I've been trained on how to disarm anyone carrying any weapon!
[00:46] <@Wolf> No, but thats the knife I have.
[00:46] <Dancer SD> Yay Aikido.
[00:46] <UltraMatt> only martial arts (and I'm not sure it counts) I've taken is Tai Chi
[00:47] <@Shinji Ikari> i've been trained to pull out my wang and piss on anyone's leg
[00:47] <madamestarcat> I couldn't defend myself if something happened.
[00:47] <@Shinji Ikari> i have good aim
[00:47] <madamestarcat> I could get lucky with a knitting needle or a book.
[00:48] <madamestarcat> but I definitely don't feel like I could speak up if I saw something happen.
[00:48] <UltraMatt> I would run
[00:48] <UltraMatt> I would run like hell
[00:48] <UltraMatt> and I probably wouldn't get too far cause of my endurance problems
[00:48] <@Shinji Ikari> you should run from hell when i start to piss on you
[00:48] <@Wolf> IMI Jericho/UZI Baby Eagle
[00:48] <@Shinji Ikari> run if you don't want urine-stained pant legs
[00:48] <Dancer SD> I'm a fighter!
[00:48] <madamestarcat> eh endurance and stuff can be adjusted
[00:48] <@Wolf> That's my handgun.
[00:48] * Dancer SD pumps her fist
[00:49] <madamestarcat> heh neesan got all of my art and fighting and i took all her schoolstuff
[00:49] <@Shinji Ikari> brb wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[00:49] <madamestarcat> gomen neesan :(
[00:49] * UltraMatt shakes head furiously
[00:49] <Dancer SD> nah I am happy I can fight, being smart can bite me most of the time :3
[00:49] <UltraMatt> gah...I'm starting to get that depressive feeling again ><
[00:50] <@Wolf> Star you could make someone's day end poorly witha kniting needle.
[00:50] <Dancer SD> Being strong means I can protect the people I care about.
[00:50] * UltraMatt rubs temples
[00:50] <madamestarcat> hahaha
[00:50] <madamestarcat> wolf
[00:50] <madamestarcat> 1. my knitting needles are used for knitting. Thus, they have yarn on them most of the time.
[00:51] <madamestarcat> 2. They're lightweight, and somewhat blunt. To do damage would require force I probably couldn't provide.
[00:51] <madamestarcat> 3. I DO have some small (2 and 2.5mm) double-pointed steel needles that might do some damage. But, I'm really unlikely to have those BECAUSE they're so small.
[00:52] <@Wolf> If you get the guy in someplace soft it won't really matter.
[00:52] <@Wolf> Say, the neck.
[00:52] <madamestarcat> 4. I don't know where to aim. I don't know how to aim so I don't get blocked. I don't know what to do if I do get blocked.
[00:52] <madamestarcat> Unless I sneak up behind the guy I'm unlikely to land a hit
[00:53] <Dancer SD> the best tip for non-fighters?
[00:53] <madamestarcat> it IS nice in theory but honestly I'm better off carrying a hardcover book and smashing him in the head.
[00:53] <Dancer SD> Go for the crotch.
[00:53] * Dancer SD nods profoundly.
[00:53] <UltraMatt> heh
[00:53] <madamestarcat> ehh
[00:53] <@Wolf> She speaks truth this one.
[00:53] <madamestarcat> I've heard the top of hte kneecaps is good
[00:53] <madamestarcat> apparently it doesn't take much force to break
[00:53] <UltraMatt> guess right now I sort of have self-image issues coming back ^^;;
[00:53] <Dancer SD> if you hit the upper-chest you can wind them.
[00:53] <madamestarcat> but I don't know. it really squicks me out to think of having to do that to anyone.
[00:54] <madamestarcat> not if you are weak neesan XD
[00:54] <UltraMatt> I'd probably break my knuckle
[00:54] <Dancer SD> no no
[00:54] <Dancer SD> open palm.
[00:54] <Dancer SD> possibly with thumb folded in
[00:55] <Dancer SD> there's two ways to strike, punches are made to strike, open-palm is made to spread.
[00:55] <Dancer SD> hit with the heel of your hand
[00:55] <madamestarcat> heh
[00:55] <madamestarcat> Don't ever say you're not smart.
[00:56] <Dancer SD> I'm combat smart.
[00:56] <UltraMatt> everyone is smart at something
[00:56] <Dancer SD> S'not useful in every-day life.
[00:56] <UltraMatt> I'm.....well......
[00:56] <@Wolf> F[BLEEP]k bounty hunting, you and I need to open a school for self defense
[00:56] <madamestarcat> Neither is calculus.
[00:56] <UltraMatt> I'm a jack of all trades but master of none...basically
[00:56] <Dancer SD> Actually Wolf I plan to make my own style!
[00:56] <madamestarcat> I still have to learn it.
[00:56] <madamestarcat> I'd rather learn self-defense.
[00:57] <Dancer SD> Once I I'm sufficiently trained in parkour :3
[00:57] <madamestarcat> at least then I'd have it safely tucked away somewhere, just in case.
[00:57] <madamestarcat> All Calculus gives me is depression.
[00:57] <UltraMatt> ..I want to continue with my Tai Chi
[00:57] <madamestarcat> You should go for it.
[00:57] <UltraMatt> need to find a good place to do it
[00:57] <@Yaijinden> Heh.
[00:58] <UltraMatt> I still remember tid bits..and how weird it made me feel when I did it heh
[00:58] * @Yaijinden rolls around on the floor
[00:58] <UltraMatt> made me feel..happy
[00:58] <Dancer SD> Oh oh I can wallrun now!
[00:58] * madamestarcat smiles and watches Yai
[00:58] <UltraMatt> nice!
[00:59] * madamestarcat picks up Yai from the floor and hugs
[00:59] <UltraMatt> I should also probably get back into Yoga and mediation
[00:59] <madamestarcat> Yai, we take you for granted.
[00:59] <Dancer SD> meditation is good.
[00:59] <Dancer SD> very good.
[00:59] <madamestarcat> Or I do, at least.
[00:59] <madamestarcat> Thank you.
[00:59] * madamestarcat pats Yai's head and gives him a cookie
[00:59] <@Wolf> I think i'm better with a handgun then anything, I need way more practice with my carbine before I'm where I need to be.
[00:59] <UltraMatt> yeah