#1920
A Seminal Incident

[07:23] *** Fri Sep 05 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[07:23] *** Topic is - I'd have preferred Malk -
[07:23] *** Set by FireFly_9 on Fri Sep 05 07:23 2008
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Well there was the time I was so overcome with a vision of impending disaster I got out of bed and wandered into the livingroom naked with no consideration for my modesty.
[07:48] <=^catablanca^=> But you had just grown up from being a baby, that doesn't count
[07:48] <=^catablanca^=> I mean It's not like the time I got high on catnip and went around calling myself "The Catman" and tried to fight crime
[07:49] <FireFly_9> Wasn't that the result of truama brought on by you thinking Minako-sempai was dead?
[07:49] <=^catablanca^=> Oh like it would ever hit me that hard. All she does is make my life hell
[07:49] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> - Why, you -
[07:49] <=^catablanca^=> EEP
[07:50] <[gTV]Red Crow> HAHAHAHA you all think you've done embarrassingly stupid things?
[07:50] <FireFly_9> Well what have you done then, Karasuma-san?
[07:50] <[gTV]Red Crow> Me? Nothing. I don't embarass myself. I'm just that professional.
[07:51] <[gTV]Red Crow> But if you take a look at this Ginga TV footage, you'll see some guys who have done worse than you guys could ever dream of.

[07:57] <FireFly_9> ... D:
[07:57] <=^catablanca^=> Suddenly I feel a whole lot better about myself
[07:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Wat dat sit is god 4 protean
[07:58] * FireFly_9 just LOOKS at Chibiusa-chan
[07:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hoe alse dew u tank i keap mai yutful complaxion aftar bang 917 yars ole
[07:59] <FireFly_9> You... You... you frighten me, Chibiusa-chan. On more levels than you know
[07:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> poar horatru-chun, ur sew depraved
[07:59] <FireFly_9> DEPRIVED NOT DEPRAVED YOU'RE THE DEPRAVED NONE...
[07:59] <FireFly_9> AND I AM *NOT* DEPRIVED
[07:59] <FireFly_9> Right, everyone?!
[08:00] * [gTV]Red Crow is away: Oh man I need to get to work
[08:00] * =^catablanca^= is away: hairball coming up
[08:00] <FireFly_9> OH COME ON
[08:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya u ned 2 horatru. bedly
[08:00] <FireFly_9> ><
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#1919
Graceland's so Empty without me

[07:31] *** Thu Sep 04 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[07:31] *** Topic is - GIMME SUMMA DAT SWEET POTATO -
[07:31] *** Set by @GERMATOID on Thu Sep 04 07:31 2008
[07:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm broken
[07:31] <// J_Daito //> Too much fun last night, Aino?
[07:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No :P
[07:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> But I saw something that's even worse than Vanilla Spice!!
[07:32] <Mizunomics01> "Vanilla Ice", Minako-chan.
[07:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> That too!! And how do you know about him!??
[07:33] <Mizunomics01> It came up in my research on using music to destroy the brain cells of enemies.
[07:33] <Mizunomics01> (Though the use of the word "music" is very loose in this sense)
[07:33] <// J_Daito //> Aino would know all about the concept of "loose"
[07:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Don't make me come over there and beat you up Jedite
[07:34] <// J_Daito //> HAH just because you set me on fire ONE time a few years ago doesn't mean I'm going to STAY afraid of you, girl
[07:34] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is a WOMAN
[07:34] * [gTV]C'est_la_V also has other weapons
[07:35] <// J_Daito //> Your "weapons" only affect fanboys :P
[07:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oh really.
[07:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Then take THIS!!! Sailor V horrible video of Elvis Presley's white-trash cousin rapping SPECIAL ATTACK!!!

[07:36] <// J_Daito //> ...............
[07:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> kekekekekekekeke!
[07:37] * Mizunomics01 turns off the sound on her computer but takes copious notes
[07:37] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:37] <+Luna-P> y0 FireFly_9
[07:37] <FireFly_9> How is everyone today
[07:38] <// J_Daito //> BY METALLIA THE PAIN I CAN'T TAKE IT
[07:38] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil.)
[07:38] * [gTV]C'est_la_V just kicked Jedite's ass again, is pretty good!!
[07:38] <FireFly_9> Dare I ask what happened
[07:39] <Mizunomics01> I would not, if I were you, Hotaru-chan.
[07:39] <FireFly_9> ?
[07:40] <Mizunomics01> load the logs and see if you must.
[07:40] * FireFly_9 does
[07:40] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:40] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (There are no words!)
[07:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> kukuku.... I have the ultimate weapon ♡
[07:41] <Mizunomics01> It's like Eminem with no shame. Or style. Or skill.
[07:43] <[gTV]Red Crow> Trivia for you: That guy ran over another guy with an SUV on purpose.

[07:44] <[gTV]Red Crow>:
Authorities said Presley struck Diaz-Barboza with his SUV and then ran over him. A Las Vegas police detective who investigated the collision said in a police report that Presley didn't brake during the incident.

...

He has focused on hip-hop and said he'll soon release his first major-label album, titled "White Gold."

[07:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano...
[07:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So regular rappers earn their street reputation by shooting people, white want-a-bee rappers run people over in SUVs???
[07:45] <Mizunomics01> "Wanna-be" and apparently so, Minako-chan.
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#1918
i dnt knw, my lamo idea

[08:25] *** Wed Sep 03 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[08:25] *** Topic is - fear for the future -
[08:25] *** Set by @spiritflame on Wed Sep 03 08:25 2008
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> I think forcing you in a blender is too much pleasure for you, you inflamed scrotum-haired senshi
[08:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> faker wen i rual da futar wurld im gona facking KIK UR SORI LATTLE GEY AZZ
[08:26] <// J_Daito //> HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU DETACHED HEMMORHOID, YOU ARE THINKING OF THE WRONG S[BLEEP]TTENOU?!
[08:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DATS TIT AZZMANCH UR ON MAI SIT LAST!!
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Ohh I'm SO SCARED
[08:27] <[gTV]Red Crow> You should be, Jedite
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> And why's that, Caffinated no Animamate Senshi
[08:27] <[gTV]Red Crow> Because Chibi-oozer here's already managed to influence the governments of the PRESENT world
[08:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich dewnt u strat
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> What are you talking about Karasuma
[08:29] <[gTV]Red Crow> Have a look at this poster the London Grid for Learning put out to try and speak to kids in "their own" language. It cost �3000 to make

[08:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy fak evan i kant understad dat sit
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#1917
The Sound and the Furry (NFSW)

[06:41] *** Tue Sep 02 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[06:41] *** Topic is - Well this is unfortunate -
[06:41] *** Set by SpeedRcrX on Tue Sep 02 06:41 2008
[06:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan I don'tknow what to do about Motoki-chan
[06:42] <Mizunomics01> What's happened now?
[06:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> Well I've been busy with work and not able to see him so much
[06:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> And I come home, and caught him watching this on the internet (NSFW)

[06:43] <Mizunomics01> ...
[06:43] <Mizunomics01> Part of me, while mortified, wants to know exactly how he finds this
[06:43] <SpeedRcrX> Is it me, or is the rabbit in that video getting Bukkaked
[06:44] <Mizunomics01> With juice, but yes.
[06:44] <IrnChef_Jovian> H-Haruka-san don't talk about such things with Ami-cha wait you KNOW about that?
[06:44] <Mizunomics01> Obviously.
[06:45] * IrnChef_Jovian is just kind of broken
[06:45] * SpeedRcrX is listening to: Buono! - 02 ��N.mp3 [320 kbps]
[06:45] <SpeedRcrX> LOL Shift-JIS breaks on IRC
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[06:46] <+Luna-P> y0 FireFly_9
[06:46] <FireFly_9> I'm just stopping by for a moment to share this link of Wodnerful pictures taken by National Geographic.
[06:47] <FireFly_9> When I see the beauty and splendor of the natureal world, I find myself not wishing for the Eschaton any longer
[06:47] * SpeedRcrX DCC chats 'Taru the youtube link from Earlier
[06:47] <FireFly_9> ...
[06:48] <FireFly_9> I WANT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD TO BURN
[06:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> Way to go Haruka-san
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#1916
Hilarious lack of foresight

[09:50] *** Mon Sep 01 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[09:50] *** Topic is - Nice Boat -
[09:50] *** Set by SpeedRcrX on Mon Sep 01 09:50 2008

[09:50] <FireFly_9>:
And there will be ski-resort in Hell before we have one of the bad bad endings be the choice for ending in tv series.

[09:50] <FireFly_9> Someone speaking in 2007 about the (then-upcoming) School Days anime.
[09:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> ....
[09:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#1915
Comic: They call me... MISTER Perfect