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Suburban Senshi Entry #2679 - “RIP all the good ones. (Death can't aim for shit)”
#2679 “RIP all the good ones. (Death can't aim for shit)”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts – 29 August 2026 10:27AM
@SpeedRcrX3:49 PM
This f[BLEEP]king year man

I can't take it, my childhood is being f[BLEEP]king ripped away
flame_SNIPER3:50 PM
And yet death keeps missing the target.
Det. Ema Skye3:52 PM
Scientifically speaking, the odds are increasing every second, especially if we take the ages of this cohort into consideration.
@SpeedRcrX3:52 PM
I don't want to, man, this is like, crippling. All my childhood heroes and idols
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte3:53 PM
Don't worry, just have the Yubnub song from Star Wars queued up for the glorious day when the one who will not be mourned cacks it
@SpeedRcrX3:53 PM
Yeah there needs to be f[BLEEP]king balance to the force here

GET TO WORK DEATH

I just... there's so much I Want to say about how much this hurts but I Can't so...




@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt ends – 29 August 2026 3:54PM
f[BLEEP]k this timeline man






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